Mon, 26 January 2026
KEITH GOT A SHOUT-OUT ON SNL! (He KNEW microwaving a steak would one day pay off!) Keith also discusses the latest ICE murder (as of press time, mind you), the upcoming Super Bowl contestants, Pittsburgh Steelers’ new head coach, and the Oscar and Razzie nominations. Keith also looks back on the great Gilbert Gottfried and his thoughts on Nazi war reenactors. (I guess it’s been hip for some time.) |
Thu, 22 January 2026
From Keith’s winter storm preparation kit to The Monks’ Walk for Peace, KATG.com has all the fresh pics. Keith also discusses revisiting Fox’s The Moment of Truth, America’s relationship with Greenland, Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize, and his hatred for North Carolina representative Tim Moore. Stay strong.
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Tue, 13 January 2026
An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades.
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Thu, 1 January 2026
As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not.
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Wed, 10 December 2025
Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him.
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Mon, 1 December 2025
In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith’s TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it’s The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things’ Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt).
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Mon, 17 November 2025
Myq Kaplan, KATG guest for over 100 episodes, is back! Myq discusses his new special and the love of his life, both named Rini. Keith and Myq also talk about President Trump, who, despite not knowing what his latest MRI was focussing on, aced his MRI test with “the best results the doctor has ever seen.” The duo also talks about Trump blowing Clinton and Megyn Kelly saying that while Jeffrey Epstein did like having sex with 15-year-old girls, it’s not like they were only 8 years old or something. "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know,” she added.
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Fri, 14 November 2025
If you’re in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and Keith discuss the government's reopening, Calvin’s butt closing, and Keith wondering if he’s being respected at home. The duo talks about therapy, dating debacles, and deliberately smelling your own socks after a fruitful day. Cheers.
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Thu, 6 November 2025
It’s a personal show featuring you and Keith. He’s got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he recently celebrated Halloween with her daughter. He also contemplates the future of this country following Election Day, has his eye on JD Vance and Erika Kirk, and discusses what is now officially the longest government shutdown in history.
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Mon, 27 October 2025
Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen.
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Sun, 26 October 2025
Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7, President Trump commuting George Santos’s 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence, and Amazon breaking the planet. Enjoy!
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Sat, 25 October 2025
It’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking.
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Fri, 17 October 2025
Keith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor that destroyed his home; the passing of his mom as well as KISS’s Ace Frehley (unrelated); and, Keith Malley’s interviewee skills.
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Mon, 13 October 2025
It’s the return of Tim Dimond! This KATG longtime fan favorite is back, and he helps Keith break down this crazy world that Keith keeps trying to navigate. From Keith interviewing to manage a local store in Charlotte to the duo trying to stay sane amid openly blatant political racism, Keith and Tim make laughter through the tears as they celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day.
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Tue, 7 October 2025
You met Blaine. You met Buddy Rick. Now hear the boys altogether! Keith, Blaine, and Rick take a look at what you’re focused on the most: comedians responding to their Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash, drunk football quarterbacks rightfully getting stabbed, Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl beating out One Battle After Another, Diddy’s prison sentence, Bad Bunny’s racist detractors, and the 2025 government shutdown. Here’s to all of us not getting picked up from The Rapture’s new rain date.
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Mon, 29 September 2025
J.P. McDade returns! Mrs. Charlie Kirk is single and ready to mingle with her new Christian dating app. Good for her! Keith and J.P. discuss this exciting news that allows you to possibly date Erika herself, the apparently satanic Bad Bunny performing Super Bowl LX’s halftime show, Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson being assaulted and robbed in Dublin, and Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events, namely The Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Thu, 25 September 2025
Fan favorite Rojo Perez joins Keith to discuss the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Tylenol, The Rapture, Tom Brady’s dog abuse, Trump's war on escalators, and Charlie Kirk’s 90,000 people-attended memorial.
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Sun, 21 September 2025
KATG Chat Packer, chemistry teacher, football coach, wrestling coach, and musician Buddy Rick joins Keith to discuss free speech and the state of everything.
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Fri, 19 September 2025
Keith and The Girl are featured in the #1-selling new book The Podcast Pantheon, where it listed KATG episode #2,000 as author Sean Malin’s pick under the cleverly titled Sean’s Pick. Because the episode is currently only available through KATG.com/VIP, here it is, revisited for your listening pleasures.
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Tue, 16 September 2025
Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to continue the Charlie Kirk conversation and to cover what we now know about the shooter in custody and the sniper rifle shot that immediately killed conservative provocateur Kirk during one of his infamous Prove Me Wrong debates. And the Emmys. They discuss the 2025 Emmys as well.
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Thu, 11 September 2025
Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the news of the day: the murder of Charlie Kirk and your feelings today, remembering 9/11 and your feelings then, The Bachelorette's Taylor Frankie Paul, and Spike Lee and Denzel Washington’s new Apple TV+ movie Highest 2 Lowest. Enjoy. And remember, it’s okay to feel how you feel. God made you to feel a certain way, and God doesn’t make mistakes (except for things like floods and kids with cancer and your appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and foreskin. So keep your head up).
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Tue, 9 September 2025
KATG Chat Pack member Blaine joins the show for the first time! He shares his big life changes, and the duo discusses it all! They talk NFL’s Murderball! They talk the great Aaron Rodgers! They talk the Department of War! They talk Trump’s Epstein birthday card! They talk the VMAs! They talk Emmy nominations! They talk Marvel’s Ironheart! For better or much much worse, they talk it all!
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Sat, 6 September 2025
KEVIN ALLISON IS MOVING TO THAILAND! The world’s greatest open book, RISK!’s Kevin Allison, joins Keith to discuss his big move stemming from the midlife crisis that he’s leaning into in a big way. podcast pantheon members Keith and Kevin share their thoughts on big moves (exciting and scary), the state of America (it’s not good), sell-out celebrities (fuck Bill Maher), and citizens lying to themselves (RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!).
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Tue, 2 September 2025
Hilarious and candid Gracie Canaan joins Keith to discuss being an OnlyFans creator tackling both sex and comedy. She also shares the details of her new film Bootie’s, which is partially based on her real time spent entertaining men with dances and conversation. Also, finally, after over 20 years of Keith and The Girl, a guest flips the script, and we finally get to hear our beloved host get personal!
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Fri, 29 August 2025
Culture critic Sean Malin, author of The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen, joins Keith to discuss the importance of art and how we appreciate it. Oh, and Keith and The Girl is featured in that book in a big way. [POW.emoji]
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Thu, 28 August 2025
New guests to the KATG Universe, Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian [REDACTED], join Keith to discuss the importance of being treated with humanity while doing your job. The trio discusses applying for work, respect, and the power of unions. The gang also talks about Zach and Ian trying to make the world more tolerable as people continue voting against their best interests.
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Wed, 27 August 2025
Not only has Keith’s pal Costaki Economopoulos returned, but Keith deliberately says his name 42 times in this episode to prove he knows it. The duo reconnects and discusses Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign and gift shoppe, their shared love for Jellyvision/Jackbox’s You Don’t Know Jack, and the “settled” Shannon Sharpe rape case.
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Tue, 26 August 2025
Sweethearts Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin from the podcast Great Hang join Keith to help break down the new anti-flag burning laws, Snoop Dogg vs. Buzz Lightyear·s lesbian friend, Lil Nas X assaulting police, and the new Netflix documentary The Truth About Jussie Smollett?. Also: Shame on you, Amy Poehler.
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Wed, 20 August 2025
The hilarious Ben Katzner returns to KATG to discuss his new special Supple Harlot as well as allow Keith to dive deep into the stories mentioned in his stand-up. The duo also talks about dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex. Ben shares the news about his collaboration with Redman, and Keith and Ben cover Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup and Aunt Gladys’ Weapons.
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Sat, 16 August 2025
It’s Murf fuckin’ Meyer! Keith and Murf trick you with apparently frivolous thoughts on Superman to help wake you up to the state of the world. Boom! Gotcha! The duo also discusses President Trump overhauling the Smithsonian and history as well as your parents catching your written or drawn “art” as a kid.
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Fri, 15 August 2025
The sweet and hilarious Katharine Heller rejoins Keith to discuss her Oasis concert in Scotland, the Scottish temperament, Taylor Swift visiting Travis and Jason Kelce’s podcast New Heights, and, most importantly, 2025’s War of the Worlds featuring thespian and soon-to-be TV Oscar winner Ice Cube.
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Tue, 12 August 2025
A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting.
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Sun, 10 August 2025
Comedian/podcaster/author/musician and all around good guy Dave Hill returns to KATG to help Keith understand how so many Americans stopped caring about pedophilia, how Dean Cain can allow himself to join ICE, and why it bothers Keith that Matt Rife is the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and all its cursed objects.
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Thu, 31 July 2025
Butt buddy Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to discuss surprise friendship enders, MAGA turning on President Trump, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and the response to Sydney Sweeney·s great racial jeans. Only in America.
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Mon, 28 July 2025
Continuing reigning KATG Poker Champion Keith (just sayin’) reads your letters, and you had some doozies! First and foremost, friend of 25 years and full-grown adult Craig Klein has seriously declared “WAR” on KATG! Keith answers your questions the best he could about his confusion regarding Craig’s new Midnight Across America clique and the definitive end of Keith and Craig’s friendship. (Like the great Ozzy Osbourne sang: “I don’t know!”)
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Thu, 17 July 2025
Spooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it.
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Sat, 12 July 2025
New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn’t know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025’s Superman, and King Joey Chestnut.
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Wed, 2 July 2025
Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury’s stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world.
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Fri, 27 June 2025
It’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.)
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Mon, 23 June 2025
Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video.
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Thu, 19 June 2025
Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!”
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Wed, 18 June 2025
Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.”
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Thu, 12 June 2025
From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!!
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Mon, 9 June 2025
The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback.
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Sat, 3 May 2025
Creator of the hilarious and deep special Highly Intelligent, Shanna Christmas gets real about her personal life including working in a nursing home, human rights, and describing her sexual assault and the heartbreaking responses from friends. Funny, soul-searching, and quite frankly brave new KATG guest Shanna Christmas will win you over in heartbeat. KATG.com/ShannaMedium |
Fri, 4 April 2025
True open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand. |
Tue, 1 April 2025
Casey James Salengo joins Keith to discuss Casey’s second candid comedy special: Welcome to the Jungle. The duo discusses April Fools’ Day in 2025, the bad boys of Impractical Jokers, and family, partners, SSRIs, therapy, sex, role-playing, love languages, making babies, and fights physical and otherwise. |
Wed, 26 March 2025
Keith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD
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Tue, 25 March 2025
Jason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!
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Thu, 20 March 2025
Keith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.
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Mon, 17 March 2025
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and, to help celebrate, poker champion (and apparently life coach!) Kenna James talks with Keith about everything poker, porn, life, and love. Kenna talks poker scams, reading people, getting into strangers’ heads, and practical poker strategies for the amateur. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
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Fri, 14 February 2025
Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World. |
Sun, 5 January 2025
New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggresively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate.
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Wed, 11 December 2024
It’s the return of Felicia Gillespie! Keith and Felicia discuss doctors, insurance, and the latest on CEO killer Luigi Mangione. They also discuss comedy, truth, and the 82nd Golden Globe nominations.
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Tue, 5 November 2024
Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee.
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Wed, 30 October 2024
KATG’s latest new guest, Kelly McCaughan, will win you over in two seconds … even if she is beyond blasphemous. Keith and Kelly discuss McDonald’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe and dipshits and jerkwads, being raised Catholic and giving God your soul in second grade, and the proof that God is 100% real. |
Mon, 21 October 2024
Donald Trump worked a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes to then play for the Pittsburgh Steelers! This and much more on today’s exciting episode that encourages you to check out the related pictures at KATG.com. |
Thu, 17 October 2024
BREAKING NEWS: RIP One Direction’s Liam Payne. Thank God Keith DID leave his phone on! Also: KATG comes to the rescue! The NFL! SNL! The Movies! Celebrity sexual predators! It’s all right here. Vote early; vote often. |
Thu, 10 October 2024
No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote.
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Sun, 6 October 2024
Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke’s mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You.
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Fri, 4 October 2024
Keith is back from war-torn North Carolina with new guest Benny Blue. The two fast friends discuss dead moms, the 2024 Vice President debate, and FOOTBALL!!!
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Thu, 26 September 2024
Comic and impressionist J-L Cauvin returns! From Trump discussing the latest worldwide goings-on, RFK Jr.’s latest sex scandal, NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment, and Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction; the gang’s all here. |
Mon, 12 August 2024
Ritch Duncan, the first person to give Keith an NYC stage, and Series of Fortunate Events’s MeMe Cherry join Keith to discuss his Charlotte trip, the latest in politics, America winning the Olympics, and Keith’s Waffle House sex trafficking adventure. |
Mon, 3 June 2024
This week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.
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Mon, 18 March 2024
Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.
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Fri, 1 March 2024
Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.
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Fri, 19 January 2024
The 2023 KATGuh Award Winners
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Thu, 26 October 2023
Keith and Chemda are with you to tackle the big issues of the day in an offensively hilarious manner. The duo covers new House Speaker Mike Johnson, Donald Trump’s trial over his presidential disqualification, Maine’s mass shooting, and the conman who faked heart attacks in at least 20 restaurants to avoid the bill.
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Thu, 19 October 2023
Matt Bachus returns to KATG as the gang discusses the latest in TikTok “pranks”, the death of Rocky’s Burt Young, Donna Kelce’s lackluster appreciation for Taylor Swift, and Sound of Freedom’s Tim Ballard (played by Jim Caviezel) being sued by 5 women for sexual assault and battery. |
Wed, 18 October 2023
Beloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.
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Tue, 3 October 2023
New guest Steffan Alun visits KATG from Wales to discuss self-diagnosing ADHD, finding out he’s bisexual after being married to the opposite sex, Pope Francis debating blessing certain same-sex couples, and the Nobel Prize in medicine.
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Mon, 2 October 2023
Keith and Chemda discuss NYC’s September flooding; football, the first transgender NFL cheerleader, and Taylor Swift; Meta’s new Smart Glasses; and, Merriam-Webster adding 690 new words and phrases. |
Thu, 17 August 2023
KATG rounds off the week with the fabulous Murf Meyer. They talk catfish victims, insensitivity to fires and floods, love, friendship, and acid.
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Tue, 15 August 2023
Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.
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Mon, 14 August 2023
Craig Klein is back to revisit The Acid Tapes, to talk about his new relationship, and to discuss John McEnroe.
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Mon, 17 July 2023
New KATG guest Dave Merheje joins KATG to discuss Dating vs. Comedy, his armed robbery, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strike, and the 2023 Emmy nominations.
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Thu, 13 July 2023
New guest Felicia Gillespie jumps in the deep end. The trio discusses Felicia catching a boyfriend cheating when he butt-dialed her while he was having sex, various odd jobs, and Bummer News Corner featuring studio executives waiting for writers to lose their homes, Bank of America being fined $150 million over ripping off customers, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has receiving payments from lawyers that presented cases to the Supreme Court. YAY!
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Tue, 9 May 2023
Erin Maguire joins KATG to help discuss Nazi neighbors, The Coronation of King Charles III, and accused sexual assaulter Richard Dryfuss condemning the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface.
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Mon, 27 February 2023
Keith and Chemda discuss pit bulls, comedians killing the old-fashioned way, and used sex toys. |
Tue, 7 February 2023
Here it is, the beginning of The 2023 24-Hour Marathon! But first, Keith and Chemda share with you the most important news of times, featuring more (American!) cases of being buried alive, Pope Francis’s hypocritical LGBT thoughts on criminalization, real life Terminator T-1000s, 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio’s new 19-year-old model girlfriend, Beyoncé’s Grammy record, Tom Brady’s real retirement, and AMC Theatres new pricing scheme based on where you’d like to sit.
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Wed, 25 January 2023
The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations |
Fri, 13 January 2023
It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct.
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Thu, 12 January 2023
It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner. |
Mon, 2 January 2023
The Pope, Barbara Walters, and St. Kathryn are all gathered around as Keith and Chemda discuss everything that happened over the holidays, from Donald Trump’s NFTs to Bill Cosby’s new stand-up tour to Greta Thunberg arresting Andrew Tate for rape.
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Mon, 24 October 2022
Christi Chiello brings her friend Hope D! from The LaughtHER Collective to help discuss comedy equality and inclusion as well as engagement and wedding talk, erotic ghosts, and a judge sentencing an ex-wife to give her ex-husband the boudoir photos that she took for him earlier in the relationship.
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Mon, 17 October 2022
Brother Love and Craig Klein join KATG to discuss what Keith is like as a house guest. The gang also discusses Angela Lansbury’s death, Alex Jones’s billion dollar punishment, and Sam Champion’s departure from Dancing with the Stars. They also discuss Kanye West’s anti-Semitism and Season 2 of The January 6th Hearings.
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Wed, 5 October 2022
Keith’s brother is trying to gaslight Keith over sucking his father’s thumb, and Listener Bananas is trying to gaslight Keith into thinking Call Me by Your Name was a sweet love story and not a manipulative perverted creepshow. And you know what happens when Keith gets gaslit; HE GETS FAKE ANGRY!!! Carrie Gravenson joins in to sarcastically help calm him down as the trio discusses Yom Kippur, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s divorce attorneys, and Chemda’s latest doctor visit.
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Wed, 14 September 2022
Erin Maguire, fresh off her new album Baseline Presentable, joins KATG as a brand new guest, and you’ll fall in love. The trio discusses Jerry Seinfeld’s Kith photoshoot, Erin recording Harlequin Romance audiobooks, the endless death of Queen Elizabeth II, Britney Spears fat-shaming Christina Aguilera, and Merriam-Webster’s new words. No cap; this is straight bussin. |
Wed, 31 August 2022
Betsy & Jack Helmuth return to KATG, and the gang discusses Leonardo DiCaprio splitting from his latest girlfriend for having the audacity to age over 25, Sharon Stone breaking up with her boyfriend after he demanded she get Botox, and Charlie Sheen settling a lawsuit with a woman he knowingly exposed to HIV. Also, and quite importantly, they teach you the best ways to test a relationship early on. |
Fri, 5 August 2022
Court is in session! The fabulous Courtney Maginnis rejoins KATG to help discuss why we live in New York City, Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99, and an 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard who texted her supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early. A Russian court sentenced American Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison, Alex Jones’s first fake news trial cost him $4.1 million, and Kevin Spacey was sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31 million over sexual harrassment. The news is hot and heavy, but with Courtney, everything is easy and breezy, baby.
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Fri, 27 May 2022
Listener favorite Shalewa Sharpe joins KATG to discuss finding love through phone scams. The trio also discusses more information that came out about the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting including the 40 cops with weapons that waited for better equipped tactical officers to arrive. Actor Ray Liotta unexpectedly passed away in his sleep, Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for possessing child porn, and Kevin Spacey was hit with 4 more counts of sexual assault in the U.K. while taking the stand in Manhattan for an unrelated sexual abuse case. Have a great Memorial Thing! |
Wed, 4 May 2022
Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022.
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Fri, 8 April 2022
Megan Koester joins KATG to discuss … everything! Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Asexuality is explained. The trio discusses physical and emotional violence, infertility and sterilization, and marrying for spite. Oh, and mushrooms can talk to each other. Bon Appétit.
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Mon, 28 March 2022
Ashley Gavin joins KATG to help discuss Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins’ drug overdose, Dolly Parton being up for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction whether she likes it or not, and the 2022 Academy Awards featuring The Slap with Will Smith and Chris Rock. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
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Wed, 9 February 2022
Gilbert Gottfried is joined by J.P. McDade and Casey Balsham to discuss Gilbert’s pandemic life, (not) remembering special occasions, and running into fans. KATG then talks to Rod and Karen Morrow, JC Best, and Josh Accardo to help understand Metaverse rape, The Last Duel, and the beauty of the world. Colin O’Brien of DateColinOBrien.com jumps in, and we follow the latest with our favorite soul looking for love.
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Tue, 8 February 2022
Jeff Meacham, longtime KATG friend and the new Planet Fitness spokesperson, discusses his kid party skills and Attention Deficit Disorder. Does Keith have it?! Emily Panic and Shelton Lindsay are in for the brain examinations. Emily shares her run-in with the law. Also, since we·re talkin·, how would your exes describe you? And shoutout to Max. |
Fri, 21 January 2022
Beth Lapides joins KATG to discuss her new audiobook So You Need to Decide. The gang discusses AA, dumping your partner after your mother takes their kidney, and a newscaster getting hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio. The trio also discusses the deaths of Meat Loaf and Louis Anderson!!! |
Mon, 17 January 2022
Keith and Chemda are here for your listening pleasures. They discuss HBO’s Peacemaker, and Keith is simply giddy over the minute-and-a-half jokes they made regarding Louis C.K.’s sexual assaults. The duo also discusses smiling for mugshots and … you’re shitting me … The James Webb Telescope! HOLY FUCK! Also, they comment on Scream overtaking Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Chemda reviews Sex and the City’s And Just Like That… That’s the end of the sentence, and that’s the way the show is written. It was very deliberate. Anyway, they also talk about Keith’s new obsession: fast food murders. Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it? |
Wed, 12 January 2022
The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners |
Wed, 24 November 2021
The hilarious Hannah Boone joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate the Aumaud Arbery verdict, discuss Aaron Rodgers’ Covid Toe, and the new series Dopesick. They discuss Tucker Carlson’s “documentary” Patriot Purge, Kid Rock’s “song” Don’t Tell Me How to Live, and Louis C.K.’s 2021 Grammy nomination. In personal news, we learn about Hannah Boone’s after-relapse relationships, literally not being able to cry, and social media. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! |
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show (general)
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.
Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.
KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications.
Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world.
"You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people."
-Marc Maron
The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!
KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!
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