Running high and losing weight; coronavirus, dating, and realizing new anxieties; reopening schools amid COVID-19; femicide in Turkey and the black-and-white Challenge Accepted challenge; Dr. Stella Immanuel and demon sperm; George R.R. Martin’s imminent incarceration; outdoor comedy shows

Discovering the Old Testament and online church; Regis Philbin and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s John Saxon died; mask-shaming; how to cook sunny-side-up eggs, your nutritional goals, and finding out your dietician’s politics; veterans and The Reagan Foundation turn against President Trump; Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton calls slavery “the necessary evil”; Andrew Yang’s newfound cursing; Mike Ditka vs. football protests; What We Do in the Shadows and how to cure depression; baseball’s fake crowd noise

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.

Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles

Cheese of the year; BDSM and being an alpha woman; Gristedes billionaire covertly face-scans her daughter’s dates

KATG’s 15-year anniversary dinner; Cheech & Chong; basketball, football, and making love like your dad; catching cheaters; herpes support groups; bank robberies and first dates

The history of KATG; Redacted Tonight and RT America; Elizabeth Warren’s endorsement; political ads, Joe Biden’s dementia, and Corn Pop revisited; Lee helping keep a man off death row; the Catholic Church vs. the Impossible Burger; Woody Allen’s pub

Defending the paparazzi; $79 Purell; Keith vs. Greyhound; casinos teach you how to keep gambling fun; Ten Steps to Finding Happy: A Guide to Permanent Satisfaction

Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNB

Lack of sex; Love Is Blind; dating apps; Uncle MAtt tries to defend himself; coronavirus update; New York’s plastic bag ban; James Lipton died

Keith vs. children with black belts; estranged family; Super Tuesday and not voting; Billy Idol’s idling campaign; Hot Pockets heiress gets 5 months in college admissions scandal; pregnancy and women’s ages

KATG’s 15-year anniversary; Kevin Barnett remembered; cReEPs and Keith’s stepson; KATG Week; GOOTZ! Update; Chemda vs. Billy Procida; Parasite, The Invisible Man, Midsommar, and Hollywood’s buzzwords; Corona beer and the coronavirus; Garth Brooks, B

Celebrity Paranormal Project; romance and the flower shop that covers for you; raising children; Gilbert vs. The Emmys; SNL and Pete Davidson; celebrity staffers’ gossip; Palestinian tahini; stress dreams; 10-year-old boy knocks up 13-year-old girl

Social media fights; AVN Awards; smash-and-grabs; paypigs; Parasite in detail; Jojo Rabbit; fisting

XFL; NFL player’s 157-pound weed buy; Mötley Crüe, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne; paparazzi; Harvey Weinstein found guilty; comedian kills Dr. Amie Harwick; Quentin Tarantino’s first child

Tarp Law and living in a glue factory; Bernie Bros explained and Mike Bloomberg’s controversial past; the conclusion of The Dad Emails(?)

Dave and your mother and in some cases your father; jury duty; microdosing mushrooms and overdosing aspirin; knowing your way around; strip club food; Cat’s Cradle, Cat-fishing, and attempted gaslighting

Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania

Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family

The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s tria

The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes

Keith’s Super Bowl party’s cleanup crew; Keith vs. San Juan

The Beaver Boyz and The Gootz; 40% of KATG listeners have tinnitus; Super Bowl LIV and that fine (very talented) halftime ass

Sex and the return of The Gootz

A women ran into Andrea who remembers Andrea stealing $10,000 worth of weed; Netflix’s The Circle reviewed; Billy Procida’s marathon trip revisited

Sex addictions and negotiations; new sexual adventures; sex with your master; California sobriety; being the black sheep; Kevin’s ADD diagnosis; 2020 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Casey and Courtney’s marriage and jealousy; stepping up and quitting smoking; Keith’s housekeeper is a tattletale; early KATGuh results; The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs; NFL Conference Playoffs and vegetarianism

The 2019 KATGuh Award Nominations

Ray lost his virginity at age 37

How to be taller; relationship fights; how to save the planet by killing yourself; Hells Angels’ new home gets shot up; giving cows VR headsets and fish 3-D glasses; demolition contractor again tears down the wrong house; SEND NUDES tattletales; Justin

Xerxes’s birthday card; losing weight in 2020; Corey Booker drops out of the presidential race; Sussex’s great loss and the history of The Queen’s flatulence; how to save farts; Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles; Uncut Gems, 1917, and the 92nd Acad

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegitarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologizes; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don�

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Apologies; the various Thanksgivings; hospice care and family death; Walmart’s controversial Let It Snow Christmas sweater; service bees and fake complainers; THEY is 2019’s Word of the Year

Social anxiety and the holidays; stand-up for daycare kids; being paid what you’re worth; ALS Bucket Challenge creator dies at 34; deer season and human deaths; Chicago-area McDonald’s restaurants sue over customer violence

The Emails reveal; dating; only 18% of The Irishman viewers have finished it; I Am Jesus Christ video game; Chemda, children, and imminent death; healthy living

Marriage; the Christmas tree farm and its cantankerous owner; Steven’s projects (pickles, donuts, and D.A.R.E. weed pipes); suicide hotlines; waiting tables; parody songs

Monogamy; The Torture Report; Xerxes’ birthday cards

Xerxes experiences Chemda’s birthday; Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations; Kellyanne and George Conway; The Irishman revisited

Life after suicide; Canadian shit stirrer caught; Emily's in love; Thanksgiving and life directions; The Irishman

Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator; Bill Cosby says he’ll never admit wrongdoing; Tony Robbins’ sexual assault history; liquefied fecal matter dumping copycat; Cat’s birthday wishes

Mötley Crüe’s reunion; Bohemian Rhapsody producer to produce Michael Jackson biopic; Cat-fishing, delicious birthdays, and Dad’s latest project; the new Donald Trump font; A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood reviewed; the case for atheism

Sobriety, mood management, and menstruation; Chick-fil-A, homophobia, and Cancel Culture; Julia Roberts playing Harriet Tubman; federally legalizing marijuana; Nazi auction

KATG pre-interviews and their pattern of ending guests’ relationships; KATG in and out of the studio; football; emotions and interacting with tears

Stand-up on Colbert; having a partner with major anxiety; soccer and drinking; Ford v Ferrari reviewed; Jeopardy! fails at sneaking an ad into an answer; #FartGate; 7-year-old award-winning songwriter Blue Ivy Carter; Mötley Crüe exploded their self-imp

Christi on football and love; church with your lover; California man sues woman for $225,000 over breaking the promise of giving their relationship a chance; top movies and Chemda’s review of 2010’s Eat Pray

Joe Biden on weed being a gateway drug; woman tries to disguise 9 pounds of weed as a baby bump; dads’ inappropriateness regarding their daughters’ sex lives; 12-year-old puts 31 magnetic balls up his penis; anti-gay Kentucky principal’s 17 child po

NYC sluts; country club sues waiter for ruining $30,000 handbag; Peter Cook’s 21-year-old fiancée is really 20; Steelers, Browns, on-field criminal violence, and O.J. Simpson’s take; interviewing drunks live; Donald Trump Jr.’s book sales shenaniga

Ladyscaping; Cum in the Baseball Hall of Fame; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame correction; keeping secrets from your lover; Hollywood transient dumps bucket of hot diarrhea on woman; Kyle punched a flight attendant; Keith’s rigorous gym schedule

Your next President’s sexual opinions; Billy’s dad; Billy’s new girlfriend; Billy’s slutty intern; Billy’s oral sex couples challenge; depression and group therapy; Billy’s box-eating reviews feat. Andrea Allan

Dyslexia, speech therapy, and Forrest Gump; long-distance relationships and long-distance fights; a bad ex commenting on your social media; the history of Popeyes chicken sandwich violence

James Dean and checking your daughter’s hymen revisited; The Valentine’s Ghost Text Mystery; Roman Polanski’s 6th child rape allegation; Keith’s dad, relationships, and gaslighting; 2019’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Public libraries; James Dean (RIP) to star in Vietnam War movie; rapper T.I. regularly checks 18-year-old daughter's hymen for impurities; listeners relate to The Dad Emails and Keith tells his father "he knows"; Christian comedian cancels tour over "sexu

Non-giving lovers; brazen political opinions; the California Department of Corrections’ Nazi flag; Keith’s white power tattoo; t-shirts with an agenda

Hemorrhoidectomies and hospital life hacks; Devil’s advocates and relationship taboos; local elections; the return of the Popeyes chicken sandwich and murder; Emma Watson is self-partnered; meeting Father Malley

90 Day Fiancé; online schooling; the plight of comedians; Cash Cab

Abortion remains legal in all 50 states; 14-year-old punches man in Donald Trump costume; Rachel’s custody battles and her mom’s drunk driving death; man receives DUI despite only drinking at stop signs; insomnia; blackface; coming out to Dad; anxiety

Victoria Beckham’s son is dating a Posh Spice impersonator; Daylight Saving Time and extra work; leaf peeping and foliage fucking; Beta O’Rourke ends his presidential campaign; Donald Trump, sporting events, trick or treating, and kids building walls;

Chemda’s health status; Donald Trump’s World Series boos and his trick or treating debacle; 61-year-old Peter Cook proposes to 21-year-old Alba Jancou and 65-year-old Dennis Quaid’s engagement to 26-year-old Laura Savoie revisited; presidential cand

KATG’s new intern’s bipolar disorder, home schooling, and sobriety; singing and crying; auto-brewery syndrome; HBO’s Succession; Keith’s dad’s books

Showtime at the Apollo and literally kicking out punchlines; relationship petting; depression and bi-polar disorders; Trump Country, drinking, and suicide; family secrets; dirty talk

Chemda’s cold and football’s ass slapping; how Kyle’s kids act around Keith; Felicity Huffman served 11 days in jail as Lori Loughlin received additional college scandal charges; Harvey Weinstein attends a comedy show and performers Kelly Bachman, Z

Spanish comedy and Keith’s early journalistic endeavors; Jesus saves marathon runner; the validity of nurses and teachers; selective eating disorder; monkeys are smarter than humans; life hacks; waitress fired for refusing to serve transphobic customers

Fatherhood; taxidermy; holding referees accountable; Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and the Video Music Awards; Cuba Gooding Jr. vs. 14 women over sexual misconduct allegations; defending The Church; farmers have the most sex

The stock market and plant-based meat; Sober October; gay accusations on a straight date; 65-year-old Dennis Quaid engaged to 26-year-old fiancée; Fake Cat and The Fake Law

Democratic debates; Chemda’s life and death root canal

Men and PMS; Canadian Thanksgiving; 2019 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees; Cuba Gooding Jr.’s 5 sexual misconduct lawsuits; Jeremy Renner’s phone app, gun and drug use, and custody battle; Japan Airline’s baby mapper; Bath & Body Works secu

Trump supporters; Reena vs. Tulsa; man wrongly convicted served 24 years in prison

Comedy roasts and hurt feelings; sex on the road; getting drunk with your mom; living in a doggy daycare center; parental affairs; 24-year-old vegan calls cops over friends tricking her to eat meat; 29-year-old busted on tricycle with meth and crack; Ronn

Yom Kippur, tattoos, marriage, and cheaters; British bride encases father’s ashes in acrylic tips; Texas groom busted robbing a bank the day before his wedding to pay for fiancée’s ring; God told Ohio woman to smash into another car; Dallas police of

Celibacy and shame; Russian sues Apple for app making him gay; sexual acronyms; Guinness World Records; new College Scandal 5 month jail sentence

Loving a cheater; The Glenlivet Capsule Collection; Keith and Chemda’s past romance; Joker movie reviewed, movie theater shootings, and Gary Glitter’s Rock and Roll (Part 2); the legitimacy of comic book films and PC culture

EMERGENCY THERAPY SESSION FOR KEITH! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

Cocaine; stripping, porn, psychology, and protecting yourself; Ronan Farrow’s new book; The Fast and the Furious director’s rape accusations; Keith’s dad and Not Cat plot behind Keith’s back

Children and weed; Cat’s in the Cradle - Season 2; gender queer, top surgery, and testosterone; Robert De Niro vs. President Trump; Casey Anthony wants another baby; Ashton Kutcher lets us know he’s taking the high road re: Demi Moore; hunter accident

Keith as a parent; sexy Holocaust photos; referee shot in the face at game; Joker, incels, and nervous movie theaters; the college bribery scandal; relationship quirks and going out alone

Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, and Super Bowl LIV; air containers and imminent death; how Trump celebrates 9/11; Father Malley is back at it; 15-year-old catfishes his dad as President Trump

Rules of engagement; feelings and depression; Larry King’s wife surprised by divorce; Nick Carter vs. Aaron Carter; man throws himself and 5-year-old in front of subway, daughter survives; Justin Trudeau’s multiple pictures in blackface; swapping out

Taking food to go; Bravo’s reality show Summer House; dating and apps; the first Jewish Disney princess

Taping a late night set; anxiety, arguing, the silent treatment, and drugs; lying parents and pothead kids; prostitute claims she made $600,000 off of Area 51 visitors

Planning a surprise engagement; Demi Moore’s mom sold Demi out for $500 at age 15; Keith and Madonna; the 71st Primetime Emmy Awards

Lorne Michaels and Shane Gillis; New England Patriots fire Antonio Brown; Chemda wins Atlantic City tournament (and buffet); Chris Brown falls for Rihanna’s thirst trap; Demi Moore explains Ashton Kutcher’s cheating and gaslighting, Chemda relates; Hu

Shane Gillis and SNL revisited; Chemda’s Depo-Provera sex shot; the audience’s KATG dreams; celibacy; Keith as a gay man; Weird but True: using emojis = getting sex, the 12,000 calorie burger, Paris etiquette, woman dreamt she ate her engagement ring

Corn Pop revisited and Joe Biden’s bleeding eyeball; JFOD’s manic episodes

Patrick’s namesakes; SNL fires Shane Gillis; The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin; Keith explodes over door buzzer; bus driver bravery; football, Ben Roethlisberger’s elbow surgery, and Cam Newton’s eccentricity; political dabates and Joe Biden’s sanity

Narcing on grocery stores; Felicity Huffman’s 14-day jail sentence; Jersey Shore’s The Situation released from prison; SNL, Bown Yang, Shane Gillis, The Hollywood Reporter, and Joel Kim Booster; the Lovers of Modena were both men; The New York Times a

Drunk tattoos; exes using your old pictures; Antonio Brown’s rape accusation; Ms. Monopoly; InStyle’s Jennifer Aniston cover; 9/11’s 18-year anniversary; My Name Is Keith w/ BaJames feat. Dan Soder

Sex with a roommate; Pittsburgh Steelers, New England Patriots, and Antonio Brown; Times Square costumed gropers; child surprises her mom and mom shoots her

LANFEAR!; quitting drinking; President Trump invites the Taliban to Camp David; Trump fakes weather map to defend saying Hurricane Dorian will attack Alabama; Sarah Palin’s divorce; Mississippi event hall claims Christianity is against interracial marri

Chemda’s backyard invasion; engagement likes; Sue vs. The Machine

Selfie culture; public restrooms; sobriety; CNN’s Don Lemon’s sexual assault suit; drunk personalities; CNN’s Chris Cuomo publically explodes over being called Fredo; sex, OneTaste, and Burning Man

Public marriage proposals and the behind the scenes; solo camping, persistent men, and inappropriate police; cop shoplifts at JCPenny; women voting and the 19th Amendment’s 100-year anniversary

Musical comedy; gay identical twins; gay audiences; bus driver denies woman for being too sexy; Chernobyl vodka; Bam Margera seeks Dr. Phil’s help; male basketball player used pregnant wife’s urine for drug test

Jeffrey Epstein’s controversial suicide; American Crime Story: Impeachment; hundreds of new Boy Scouts of America sexual abuse cases; 9/11 memorial tourists; man tests constitutional rights in a Walmart with a loaded rifle and handgun; man accidentally

How to cover your drunk driving with puke; coming out of the closet and anti-gay therapy; cheating live-in lovers; bad marriages; sexual spam scams; dementia-ridden moms masturbating in front of sons

Listener calls in about surprise divorce; mommy issues; influencer Brooke Houts accidentally uploads video of her abusing her dog; Joe Biden’s poor kids vs. white kids gaffe; police audacity; Coming to America 2; Walmart employees boycott over gun sales

Delilah and fake radio interactions; gangster emojis; Fedbook and accidentally turning yourself in; Metallica fights off cougar attack; flight attendant has fun hiding in luggage compartment; woman claims her cat keeps turning off her morning phone alarm