with Phoebe Robinson – 2 Dope Queens; black people’s hair; Phoebe’s latest break-up; Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp abused her, and Doug Stanhope defends him as a witness; so-called friends and family; Ludacris’s ludicrous rider; Marco Rubio apologizes to Donald Trump

with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin – Black hair; waiter farts; a Black Panther Party invite; 18-34 year-olds living with their parents; Casey Anthony had sex with her lawyer as payment; gym teacher sexually assaults 2 14-year-old students; Johnson & Johnson pays out $127 million over talcum powder; more The Biggest Loser controversy; dating and (not) paying; Whitney Houston on The Voice

with Christina Galston – Performing on mushrooms; smoking meth with your dad; Jewish tattoos; sex with your ex; a plastic tongue to lick your cat; Kim Kardashian, international spy

with Gary Gulman – Gary’s football career; video game sportsmanship; food expiration dates; Middle Eastern humor; employee with Anti-Trump hat receives death threats; gay pastor lies about receiving a homophobic slur on his Whole Foods’ cake; woman follows GPS into the lake; mailmen caught dumping mail in garbage cans and rivers; Bill Cosby will stand trial for indecent assault

with Blair Socci – MTV’s Ladylike; hairy vaginas and ground teeth; The Biggest Loser’s illegal drugs; reviews: The Angry Birds Movie, The Nice Guys, the latest Game of Thrones, and 2006’s Hacking Democracy; Hillary vs. Trump vs. Bernie; LeBron James’s 1 billion dollar Nike deal; David Hasselhoff is broke; Kylie Jenner worries about her sex tape with Tyga; Kanye West’s ex-bodyguard; KATG polls; Ryan Singer’s shape-shifting ex-girlfriend writes in

with Emma Willmann – Dyslexia and ADD; adopting a celebrity’s hairstyle; Maine’s ethnicity; sext-cheating; Stop the Scuff; the Chewbacca lady; Chemda gets busted jumping the turnstile

with Shakir Standley – Performing stand-up for high school students; George Zimmerman auctions off his infamous gun; Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly; a league of giant fighting robots; wife-murderer looking for love; Shak’s dating skills

with Anthony DeVito – Robin Wright demands equal pay; Art of Brooklyn Film Festival; Donald Trump vs. Barack Obama; accidental shootings; Wendell Pierce fights Bernie Sanders supporters; a congressional candidate accidentally posts his computer porn tabs; Mississippi still has segregated schools; Lenny Dykstra admits to taking HGH; Iran believes Kim Kardashian is a spy; Caitlyn Jenner may de-transition; Lamar Odom is invited back to the brothel where he overdosed

with Doug Stanhope – Doug’s thrift store suits and scabies; Doug’s friendship with Johnny Depp; the cover similarities between Keith and Doug’s books; Doug and Bingo’s relationship; Doug’s mother’s murder/suicide; unfortunate sexual experiences; bonding with Mitch Hedberg on acid

with Joel Kim Booster – Subway performers and unsolicited stand-up; Joel learns he’s gay before learning he’s Asian; Joel’s broken heart; Game of Thrones; Wendell Pierce fights Bernie supporters; getting out of jury duty; Joel seduced in airport bathroom; Ozzy Osbourne’s mistress’s doppelgänger; Floyd Mayweather’s $1,000 haircuts; Bill Cosby’s lawsuit insurance; Woody Allen, his perverted movies, his sexual allegations, and the Cannes Film Festival; Barack Obama vs. Donald Trump

with Bill Squire and Lawrence DeLoach – KATG’s latest death threat; subway ethnicity etiquette; roast battles; Money Monster and Captain America: Civil War reviews; barber pulls gun on black man because he doesn’t cut black hair; Lawrence gets robbed at gunpoint; LA County sheriff's official resigns over his racist and sexist chain emails; Lawrence makes boxes; a Tiffany & Co. employee explains how the Jews killed Jesus; Martin Shkreli donates $10,000 to autistic group

with Lauren Vino – A website offers fake doctor’s notes; 16-year-old robber shoots self in groin; safety re: NYC vs. Jerusalem; North Korea has 1st bank robbery (ever?); VI6SIX banned license plate; man poses as a federal agent to get into Comic Con VIP; Adolf Hitler kneeling statue sells for $17 million; ghosts and sex; Lauren’s called-off engagement

with Rebecca Vigil – Battlicious; Giving You the Business; Don’t Forget the Lyrics!; serving pregnant women alcohol; Budweiser changes its name to America; head lice vs. Donald Trump; Christian tow truck driver abandons disabled Bernie Sanders supporter; protesting transgender bathrooms; Ronan Farrow on his dad Woody and sister Dylan; judge makes defendants have sex with him; Azealia Banks vs. Zayn Malik

with Molly Austin – Auditioning for a prank show; scoliosis; witnessing ghosts; how to have fun every day; Molly’s severe car accident; Donald Trump cheats at golf and politicians that trashed him change their stance; a high school student is labelled ‘Isis’ in yearbook; Justin Bieber’s face tattoo; Mars has atomic oxygen; recreational weed doubles marijuana-impaired auto accidents; Magic Mike Live in Las Vegas

with Jeremy Wein and Mike Vecchione – How to win wrestling; family arguments; NYC PodFest; Radiohead fans eating pictures of Thom Yorke’s face; Caitlyn Jenner nude on Sports Illustrated’s cover; Woody Allen’s latest interview re: Soon-Yi; the Joe Paterno/Jerry Sandusky scandal has more victims/witnesses; money in politics; serving drinks to pregnant women; NYC disperses harmless gasses in the subway system

with Chris ‘Shockwave’ Sullivan and Victor ‘King Supernuts II’ Varnado – Dick Patrol; Mother’s Day; KATG polls; Captain America: Civil War; Arsenio Hall sues Sinead O’Connor; Lauryn Hill angers ticket holders; the fate of Boaty McBoatface; Hillary Clinton yells to stop yelling, and Donald Trump’s Cinco de Mayo faux pas; Sharon catches Ozzy Osbourne cheating; Israeli man files restraining order against God; China bans sexy people from eating bananas

with Brother Love, Ray DeVito, and Sarah Tomek – Brolo on TV while Sarah plays Lincoln Center; a stranger throws his phone at Ray; Ray’s new content platform venture; Ray’s dating misadventures; leaving your parents with your childhood toys; a Sarah and Steven Tyler sex update; Keith’s problem with Brother Love and Sarah’s wedding

with Chaz Kangas and Chris ‘Shockwave’ Sullivan – Freestyle raps; a tribute to Prince; a listener challenges Chaz over the phone; Ted Cruz and John Kasich drop out; Uber’s free pizza promotion; 50 Cent mocks disabled janitor; Anne Frank virtual reality-style

with Rachel Coleman – Worst Cooks in America; Weight Watchers; drinking, dating, and dick pics; KATG polls; Sinéad O'Connor calls out drug dealer Arsenio Hall; Hulk Hogan sues Gawker again; Subway’s Jared Fogle says he’s not as bad as he seems; Keith reviews the 16-time Tony nominated musical Hamilton sight unseen

with Amy Miller – Portland's Funniest Person; being neglected,abused, and told you have a dad that isn’t your dad; In America,toddlers shot at least 23 people these last 4 months; dogs don’tlike being hugged; casual sexual harassment; Larry Wilmore says then-word to President Obama; Japan’s sex customs; Russia spends $1.32million to make good weather on May Day

with Marcia Belsky – The Headless Women Of Hollywood; Kyle Jenner, feminist; The Hunting Ground, The Invisible War, and rape culture; the CIA live tweeted the killing of bin Laden as if it was in real time; Will Ferrell cancels plans to play an Alzheimer’s-ridden Ronald Reagan; Prince’s unreleased songs to be released; sports anchor fired for Prince-themed sports report; Keith misses Molly Knefel’s wedding