Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan: The Dad Emails has its own devil’s advocates, and Myq and Andrea are here to show Keith the other side. Chemda explains the nature of monsters. Lucas Connolly: Keith debates what holiday is best to announce to his father the full true story. Should he send Dad sheet cakes with the emails on top? Fireworks? A singing telegram? A dick pic from her to him? Michael Khalili: Chemda’s brother joins us as a listener explains overcoming his father’s mental abuse. The gang discusses spousal enabling. Listener lizsquiz comes up with the next step, and it involves a clever way of being clear to Dad that Keith knows everything. Christian Finnegan: Though, for weeks, Father Malley hasn’t responded to Keith saying that he knows everything that’s been happening, Cat still reaches out to talk about Dad’s yummy birthday. The Hosts: Keith and Chemda discuss the latest. Oh God damn. “Glad to hear it is still all private.” Paul Hooper: Keith loves that people listen to these emails together. Cat’s Self Journals are dripping off the shelves. Juicy. The Christmas Fire Star and Daniel 9 are loved by fake-everyone! The Hosts: Cat comments about religion, marriage, and banging people stupid, and Dad breaks his silence to Keith by thanking him for a birthday gift. Keith and Cat then write Dad at the same time from their respective emails to behave. Shelton Lindsay: After Keith and Cat write the same words at the same time to Dad, Cat then sends Detective Father Malley exactly what Dad wrote to Keith. Now Dad knows. (Right?) Keith checks into a mental hospital.

Good news and bad news: Cat’s Cradle has been picked up for a second season! Also, the writers are ready to get extra stoopid. Here we go: 8 entertainers, 1 manipulative father, and listeners that are ready to choose Keith’s own adventure.

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Apologies; the various Thanksgivings; hospice care and family death; Walmart’s controversial Let It Snow Christmas sweater; service bees and fake complainers; THEY is 2019’s Word of the Year

Social anxiety and the holidays; stand-up for daycare kids; being paid what you’re worth; ALS Bucket Challenge creator dies at 34; deer season and human deaths; Chicago-area McDonald’s restaurants sue over customer violence

The Emails reveal; dating; only 18% of The Irishman viewers have finished it; I Am Jesus Christ video game; Chemda, children, and imminent death; healthy living

Marriage; the Christmas tree farm and its cantankerous owner; Steven’s projects (pickles, donuts, and D.A.R.E. weed pipes); suicide hotlines; waiting tables; parody songs

Monogamy; The Torture Report; Xerxes’ birthday cards

Xerxes experiences Chemda’s birthday; Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations; Kellyanne and George Conway; The Irishman revisited

Life after suicide; Canadian shit stirrer caught; Emily's in love; Thanksgiving and life directions; The Irishman