Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Subhah Agarwal joins Keith and Chemda to talk personal and business. First off, R. Kelly has been found guilty in his federal trial with 9 counts including sex crimes, kidnapping, and human trafficking. Bill Cosby believes he was “railroaded.” Musician and attempted presidential assassinator John Hinckley Jr. is about to be fully released for not attempting to assassinate other presidents while under federal watch. Keith had his first therapy session, and he’s excellent at it. The group responds to stories of Halloween actors going a little too far, which leads to stories of Chemda the Dove Killer. Hopefully the traumatized children will be as good at therapy as Keith is.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-29.mp3
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Colin O’Brien is looking for love … through a dating website he created that features … him. Colin is 29 years old, is 5’ 10”, weighs 220 lbs., and is in a tax bracket of $40,126 to $85,525. Nice! Colin discusses life before his dating site, life after (the last 6 months), and what he’s up to. The gang covers the gimmick and his sincerity as well as his testimonials and merchandise. The group also covers the latest in The 2021 Vaccine War.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-27.mp3
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Diamond Dogs’ own Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss ass-grabbers Andrew and Chris Cuomo and Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling. The gang also wonders if Vincient Garcia will take Keith McNally’s role as Keith’s ultimate villain, if Kevin Hart cheated on Hot Ones, and California’s Yosemite National Park’s thousands-of-years-old trees burning down.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-24.mp3
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Comedian Shalewa Sharpe joins the duo to talk about porn, dating, sex, breakups, and abortions. Well, that’s not WHY she joined Keith and Chemda, but that’s where it all went just the same. The gang discusses Brazil’s president being forced to eat his NYC pizza outdoors over his lack of being vaccinated and comic Jim Breuer telling us that you can’t threaten him with a vaccine because he knows his faith. Oh Lord Christ.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-22.mp3
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Keith begins the show with a sincere apology to the listeners over a story he shared last week. He hopes you understand where he was coming from and that you can accept his words and ignore his tone. Also, popular YouTuber Jordan Cheyenne was caught manipulating her 9-year-old son on camera to cry for their sick dog, a 15-year-old attempted to measure his penis by inserting a USB cable into his urethra, and a 61-year-old got 2 months in jail for repeatedly calling 911 to let them know that he’s tired. Keith and Chemda also discuss the 2021 Emmy Awards as they try to figure out why actors of color can’t figure out how to be good enough to win awards.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-20.mp3
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Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-17.mp3
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Comedians Murf Meyer and Carrie Gravenson join KATG and discuss death as well as the losses of Norm Macdonald and Diane O’Debra.

KATG also discusses:
Keith expecting to die at camping Bingo
Depression and suicidal thoughts
The cause of Trevor Moore’s death
Liquor company CEO Ian Crystal fell to his death doing a flip on a Citi Field balcony
A man disguised himself and kidnapped his ex-wife so that he can save her and win her back
Brazil’s president told everyone in the country to buy a rifle to help the crime-ridden country

Direct download: KATG-2021-09-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to cover Labor Week and all their various adventures. YAY! Britney is free, so of course now she’ll go and get married. Chemda had her first big outing since the pandemic started in beautiful … Atlantic City, and Keith met his girlfriend’s sister. The duo discusses President Biden’s vaccine mandate and their recent camping trip. Keith is the best poker player in town.

KATG also discusses:
Keith’s completely emptied out childhood home
9/11’s 20th anniversary
Hospital staff refusing to be vaccinated
Having to fire unvaccinated employees
Famous anti-vaxxers’ deaths
Jim Breuer vs. proof of vaccination
The United States vs. Texas over banning abortions

Direct download: KATG-2021-09-14.mp3
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Comedian Kyle Grooms joins Keith and Chemda to discuss Hurricane Ida, the N-Word in art, and having a cop pull a shotgun out on him while he was on the toilet. Kyle shares the harrowing story of his 9-hour brain surgery, the $500,000 bill, and a scam benefit in his honor. He talks about his decades-long relationship to a nurse and the trickiness of relationships. The gang also talks about Joe Rogan announcing he contracted COVID, Texas’s devastating abortion ban that gives the power for strangers to sue strangers for $10,000 and up, and Drake coming after Kanye.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-03.mp3
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Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith learning that he’s royalty and Keith’s dad explaining he can still put God into bread and make others’ priests if he so chooses to. Keith covers the political landscape of his hometown, Somerset, PA, and their disbelief in science. Almost Jeopardy! host Mike Richards not only didn’t become host but has been fired as executive producer from both Jeopardy! And Wheel of Fortune. Also, Single Danny is learning to be more independent when it comes to relationships, and he closes the show with some heart attack-inducing Am I the Assholes?s.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-01.mp3
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