Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 18 years with well over 3,500 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays!
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-28.mp3
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Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-26.mp3
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Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-24.mp3
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Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-21.mp3
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The Kominsky Method’s Sarah Baker joins KATG to talk about the latest email from Tide Head and Shoulders Vincient, Keith’s dad’s savings bonds, and coming to life just before you die. She also shares some Hollywood stories, and Keith is probably looking up the special foundation makeup that the stars use as you read this.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-19.mp3
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After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-17.mp3
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England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-14.mp3
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Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-12.mp3
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Keith and Chemda talk Mother’s Day, periods, and Elon Musk ruining Keith’s portfolio by hosting SNL. Keith discusses the heartbreaking family phone call to his mother, and Vincient writes in to follow up on the email he sent in a black-out. KATG reports the death of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, and even the Kentucky Derby horses are on drugs. Seth Rogan acknowledges James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations and announces he doesn’t plan to work with him again.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-10.mp3
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Rhea joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses their life and the entire world: Baseball and the Cleveland Things, hillbilly movies, vegetarianism, they/them talk, divorce, testosterone, and inappropriate Hollywood men. Told ya entire world! Enjoy, and share the show.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-07.mp3
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Casey joins KATG to discuss Carole Baskin’s crypto-purr-ency, that second vaccination dose, a letter relating to Keith’s food frustrations with his lover, Adolf Hitler’s twisted sex life, Bill Gates’s meet-ups with his ex-girlfriend, and Keith’s dad reaching out again to Keith while denying ever writing those now infamously disgusting emails. Then we look in the past at Lori Loughlin taking karate classes to survive her 2-month sentence.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-05.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss shirt logos and how they’ll affect your relationships, the first half of Christopher Nolan’s Tenet, Operation Finale, and why you like to piss your bed. Keith stomached a baseball game of 13-year-olds, and the hosts read the email of a drunk speaking from the abuser's side of domestic violence.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-03.mp3
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