Chemda's vomitous knee; mending relationships; Baby, It’s Cold Outside; Sesame Street's homeless character; the 7-year-old multi-multi-millionaire YouTuber; confusing your separate social media accounts; Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump, and Pete Davidson's suicidal post

Your married friends; how to fight a loved one; Chemda discusses her breakup; Keith's dying mom 

Men/creeps; honest therapy; thirst traps; ATM mechanics; losing things in your vagina; Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen; ambulance chasers and the Catholic Church; Time's Person of the Year

How to help people cheat; Chemda's revised celibacy date and her USB vibrator; the robot takeover

Greenland, The Bahamas, and our troops; seeing a girl jump in front of your subway; being a parent to your lover's child; Golden Globe nominations and Crazy Rich Asians

Judy vs. Donald trump; Judy's love life; comedians' wages; Chemda's landlord; Louis C.K.'s return and his hecklers; Neil deGrasse Tyson's 4th sexual assault allegation; Kevin Hart steps down from hosting Oscars 2019; Lena Dunham admits she lied while defending an accused rapist; how to handle liars; a listener's robotripping experience

Lesbian mothers and bullying; the highest high; rekindling old relationships while shitfaced

The Keith Malley School of Trickster Awareness; driving for Uber; driving Steven Tyler; how to mine cryptocurrency; Gilbert Gottfried hates Stephen; hospital food

Chemda is 2 years tumor-free; dating closeted people; diversity in commercials; man shoots own groin in Walmart; TV stealing jokes; reacting to gay comedians; Pope Francis on the fashionability of homosexuality; Baby, It’s Cold Outside banned; Hugh Hefner's auctioned items; problems with exes; TED Talks

Keith's girlfriend upgrading his life; how Keith and Kyle fight; The Love Languages; NYC in your 20s; Keith's child disciplining techniques

Therapy; Keith's long-lost friend; weed vs. opioids; Pete Davidson; long-distance relationships

Military dogs and comedy for the troops; challenging masculinity; drugs and alcohol; family fights; tumultuous college years

Your flag's stars; high school fights; Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade; holiday letters

Brother Love's origin story; marrying a fellow musician; Aerosmith, Steven Tyler, and Joe Perry; KATG Polls; dosing your dog

Women's stubbornness with medicine; post-election thoughts; rape culture and music; Dwight Howard and Masin Elijé; Trump, the transgender community, and electromagnetic; anonymous man pays off strangers' Walmart layaway items; Can You Ever Forgive Me? and Melissa McCarthy

Group therapy; sending nudes; the valley girl voice; tattoos that commemorate dead loved ones; Tekashi 6ix9in; Run Pee

Martha Stewart negatively reviews Uber; Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez too poor to move to Washington D.C; no more comics at The White House Correspondents' Dinner; Megyn Kelly meets Michelle Wolf; men, feminism, Scrabble, and murder; Bohemian Rhapsody's lies; blowing up your wedding dress

Comedy for the troops; The West Wing and Keith's girlfriend; Trump on having the best climate; catching cheaters

Sharing the show; how to properly troll and how to be human; your technology spying on you; El Chapo's trial begins; Toxic is Word of the Year; Chemda and the Comedy Cellar podcast; Hennessy's final Bottoms Up episode?; The West Wing Weekly; Bohemian Rhapsody

The history of Stan Lee; breakups and being single; stalkers; your parents

Virtue signaling; sobriety; Marvel's Stan Lee died; comic book conventions with Erik Estrada, Lori Petty, and The Beastmaster's Marc Singer; Chemda and Isaac Hayes; Keith discovers The West Wing; doctors vs. the NRA

Sex with Robert Palmer; the history of KATG and Keith and Chemda's romance; the original podcasters

Veterans Day; sex with Robert Palmer; military K9 adventures; mass shooter "explained" himself; Ruth Bader Ginsburg "couldn't make" photo with Brett Kavanaugh; Dennis Hof won election while dead; Steelers vs. Panthers; The Smiley Face Gang

85-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg's broken ribs; who you will marry; El Chapo and how to get out of jury duty; John Leguizamo vs. Keith Malley: Latin History for Morons; Louis C.K.'s 70-minute Paris performance; Donald Trump vs. Lil Jon; Andrea's KATG influences

Voting; bacon vs. cocaine; (not) taking OTC medication; Yoko Ono's music(?); actor Todd LaTourrette cut off his own arm; Alex, a Jew, attended a white supremacist meeting

Why your kids don’t google you; tattoos; Kanye West leaves politics; 50 Cent buys out 200 front row tickets at rival Ja Rule’s show; South Park Susan; Columbian nun becomes famous porn star; woman who fucked 20 ghosts gets engaged to one; how to rob a house 

Shopping and your budget; voter encouragement; estranged fathers and awkward mothers; Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson acknowledge breakup; Twitter to delete LIKE button

Time change; happily married people that hit on you; Chemda's second tattoo; DMV employee dresses as a sloth; Keith's childhood punishments; No Nut November; The Great Kentucky Debate

100% Fresh and Adam Sandler's forced nickname; Russia's old tricks; Shaun White dressed as Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder for Halloween; listener attacks Keith for misrepresenting the great state of Kentucky; voting and infighting

Halloween; Chemda to hire hookers and date couples

Relationship age gaps; bride fattens up bridesmaids; Kellyanne Conway blames comics for synagogue shooting; Kentucky family dresses as Nazis for Halloween; 100% Fresh and Hunter Killer reviewed; Bill Cosby’s appeal; parenthood

11 killed in Pittsburgh synagogue; 14 pipe bombs sent to prominent democrats; Megyn Kelly fired for supporting blackface; Louis C.K. now a regular at the Comedy Cellar; Bill Cosby surviving prison; Halloween 2018 reviewed

Kentucky; Megyn Kelly defends blackface after claiming Jesus and Santa are white; Noah's Arc and the Creation Museum; father punches and throws 5 girls dressed as zombies for Halloween

Relationship red flags; interventions; bridesmaid sacrifices; when to speak out; Norway

Trump and the transgender community; football standings; Chemda's celibacy; keeping male friends in check; man dies eating squirrel brains; Target bomber; emotional detachment

Brother Louie; making relationships work; Bill Cosby's prison food fights; Ohio mayor caught using N-word; cops pretend body cams are broken; The Four Agreements

Poker and being a house guest; podcast lists; Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith; not watching the show you write for; The Connors without Roseanne; Lindsay Lohan tries to save Syrian family not looking to be saved; Netflix cancels Marvel TV shows; Keith's girlfriend's makeover tricks; Big Bird retires; Free Willy kid actor arrested on assault charges; Blumhouse Productions and women directors; Jennifer Lawrence's hackers; supposed gun safety

Stages of sobriety; public banter; L.A.'s Jimmy Kimmel Live! in NYC; political phone banking; long-con pranks; haunted houses and simulated rape; Jesse's 2nd child and babysitter porn; NYC's shooting-free weekend

Sears' bankruptcy; Dennis Hof died; Trump calls Stormy Daniels 'Horseface'; Trump supporters at comedy clubs; growing up around gang violence; sobriety; dating apps

Andrea's stand-up taping; Chemda's aggressiveness 

Tall people; Overwatch porn and steamy scenes; roast battles and feelings; roommates; ghosting; Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split; death on the set of Mister Rogers biopic; golfer explodes spectator's eye; cop makes gunshot noises with his mouth to capture criminal

Dating; your technology shamelessly spying on you; edibles and weddings; Google Street View busts cheating wife; 2-year-old shreds $1,060 cash; Melania Trump's most recent interview; 2 adults rape 9-month-old; 129-year-old woman says she never lived a happy day

Fahrenheit 11/9; fighting your boss; LGBTQIA+'s history; Katt Williams and Suge Knight's rap sheets; Uber driver called to drive his wife and her other lover to a hotel; animal abuse; being forced to fight

YouTube comments; Chemda's aggression polls; #HimToo; Louis C.K.'s Carolines return; Billy Bush's bus tape 2-year anniversary; James Franco assaulted Busy Philipps; 2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's nominees; Platoon producer died and Keith's Can You Imagine? album

New Orleans; unwanted house guests; a history of drugs; Banksy's self-shredding art; Venom and A Star Is Born reviewed

Podcast sound quality; Bert Kreischer's Something's Burning; The Situation gets 8 months in jail; Brett Kavanaugh confirmed to the Supreme Court; Christopher Columbus; Louis C.K. performs at Carolines; Chemda's tattoo; medicine, psychedelics, and aggression

Behavioral science; JUUL vape pens; psychedelics and the psychiatric ward

Late night stand-up tapings; dating an older person; Ruby Rose plays openly gay Batwoman; woman wins Nobel Prize; Chemda and Samantha's tattoos; KATG Poll Results; man ruins his vision with liquid Viagra; Archbishop Robert Carlson covers up pedophilia; FEMA's Presidential Alert

Israel and siestas; Tom Cruise's history of running; couple almost dies from surprise engagement; Louis C.K. surprise-returned to the Comedy Cellar; suicide aftercare; Bret Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination hearings; Serena Williams sings I Touch Myself

Camping; International Podcasting Day; Jimmy Carter, 94; Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court job interview

Being flamboyantly gay in public; the feelings of physical objects; Bill Cosby sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison; Brett Kavanaugh's female supporters; how to properly heckle; sounding

Always running late; spending thousands on weddings; testing sobriety; having children

How to sext and send dick pics; superintendent's racist message about black pro quarterback; art school photoshops black students in flyer; racist Chevy Chase hates SNL; Chucky creator not part of reboot; 3D-printed gun creator had sex with underage girl; buying during a stock dip; psychedelic drug adventures

Janeane Garofalo and Ted Alexandro on Louis C.K.; Patty Hearst's defense of Chris Hardwick; hecklers; mens' pressure to fight; Batman's penis; man threatens to kill 11-year-old over Fortnite; Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper released;  How To Murder Your Husband author murders husband; fixing men

Gilbert Gottfried's roast; cocaine in Catholic school; congressman Paul Gosar's family votes for his opponent; Myq Kaplan's Yom Kippur mass email; Bert and Ernie; Cleveland Browns' win; ballet; FREE Solo; Chemda's bodega guy/blunt wrap supplier

Yom Kippur, religion, and family; Maroon 5 to head 2019 Super Bowl halftime show; Keith and Chemda: Good Cop/Bad Cop; Sean Penn, Brett Kavanaugh, Les Moonves, and the #MeToo movement; Roseanne Barr on Dr. Oz; Bert and Ernie: gay lovers

The dating scene then and now; Keith takes poppers; Keith & Mehran; token gay friends; Mehran's drinking and nose surgery; self-sabotage; 2018 Emmy Awards; feminism throughout history; Julie Chen Moonves; celebrating BlacKkKlansman

Poland syndrome; first dates; coming out; the Dine-and-Dash Dater; Spider-Man PS4's awkward marriage proposal; man caught fucking beaver; WikiFreakz

KATG's Good Cop/Bad Cop Dynamic; loving Bruce Springsteen; crazy parental deaths; in vitro fertilisation; Spider-Man PS4's rainbow flag; The Predator and The Nun reviewed; sperm from your favorite celebrity; First Man American flag controversy

Keith's girlfriend's friends; Kellogg's' sexist slogans; Runner's World high; how your porn is racist; Senator John McCain, RIP; Your President, Nike, Kaepernick, and the Black Lives Matter movement

Norm McDonald defends Louis C.K. and Roseanne Barr; Louis' return to stand-up and the public's reaction; #MeToo; the sexual allegations against CBS CEO Les Moonves

Being a fan of swimming; becoming a comic; comedians navigating social media; listener cheats, lies, and wants happiness

Keith's new relationship; firing employees; dating Keith; Keith's family; dementia, night terrors, and fatherly advice 

The fate of the 9/11 terrorists; Vipassanā: Chemda's 10-day silent retreat; when it's okay to break a broom over your son's back

Comedy in different cities; working for Pablo Escobar; having 3 husbands, all dead; IDing bodies for the 9/11 Museum; dating strategies and negotiating boundaries

The so-called amazing body; adult virgins; Planned Parenthood's STD tests

Location dyslexia; not living with your lover; Keith's knee pain and the opioid epidemic; hospital security guard has sex with corpse; Carmen's dad's 3 marriages; reading negative comments; male multiple ejaculatory orgasms

Pretending to love football; The New Christianity; The Journal of Sex Research's new findings; The Silent Retreat Rules

Chemda vs. Harry; Harry's relationship juggling; rape fantasies and S&M gear to-go; get $500 by helping cops arrest people; man leaves loaded gun in NYC hotel

Freaky sex, sex parties, and character flaws; people hearing themselves talked about on podcasts

Sobriety and trauma; identifying as gay; Keith visits the family; dating criteria

Keith’s first year of sobriety; helping passed out strangers on the street; Mile 22 and Slender Man reviewed; how to get out of your own head during sex

Dad Alec Baldwin falls for daughter Ireland's thirst trap; Keith vs. a Catholic Church apologist; Keith debates visiting his parents; Keith's brother can have immediate multiple orgasms with ejaculation; politician Bettie Cook Scott publicly referred to her Asian opponent as a "ching chong," The Mormon Church's name change

Silent camping; man awarded $8.8 million from man who slept with his wife

Sean Young's smear campaign; respecting Aretha Franklin; a black James Bond; making gentlemen by being a lady; 300+ Pennsylvania priests raped 1,000+ children; Kevin Spacey's new movie makes $126; Crazy Rich Asians reviewed

Bike culture; Chemda's 2 Star home review; The Case for Christ movie reviewed; Kyle's sexually predatory father figure; in-church credit card readers; crying Virgin Mary statues

Children's sexuality; BlacKkKlansman and pooping without toilet paper; Keith meets girlfriend's child; the Oscars' new changes; Casey Affleck addresses sexual misconduct; Chris Hardwick's Talking Dead's return; surviving Stage IV Hodgkin's lymphoma; Erik's insanely manipulative girlfriend; Erik's sister's passing

7 engagements and 3 divorces; physical spousal abuse; cross-country biking for battered women; sex club fighting

Roast Battle; actress Sean Young on videotape robbing production company; The Meg and BlacKkKlansman reviewed; Alex Jones’s content removed from Facebook, YouTube, Spotify, and Apple

Raising children; identical twins marrying identical twins; tracking technology banned in high security buildings; surgery to take better selfies; Rated R movie Eighth Grade to be shown to 13-year-olds; female teacher gives boy student oral sex and receives no punishment

Traveling the world to find yourself; selling all your belongings; your past

Forcing your child to love a losing sports team; work and child-rearing; dating a cheater; comic assaults female stranger on camera; doorman sends dick pics to tenants; drunk MTA bus driver; Canadian drunk driver unwittingly turns himself in

Mental health; differences between freedom of speech, not tolerating hate speech, and censorship; Death of a Nation, tolerating Nazis, and Red Team vs. Blue Team; Sorry to Bother You, Eighth Grade, and Teen Titans Go! To the Movies reviewed; Tom Cruise learns about online porn; why you should date a mother

KATG makes dreams happen; Keith's album Drip Drip now available; Chemda's bike accident and subsequent robbing; KATG Polls; AppleCare and CopCare; Patrick Stewart reprises his role as Capt. Jean Luc Picard

The Key of Awesome; Mark sings live; Chemda’s new man

J.P. in Chemda’s DMs; MoviePass; Keith reviews Mission: Impossible – Fallout; Ving Rhames held at gunpoint by cops; doctors, firemen, postal workers, and teachers behaving badly; Keith vs. People Who Leave Movies Early

Edibles; celibacy; dating, breaking up, and refusing to be broken up with; protecting yourself; FMK: The Game Show

Satire in today's world; Tommy's breakup; date moves; Pretty Woman: The Musical; The Liberty Bell and the birthplace of America; Mark Zuckerberg loses $18.8 billion; Keith's Hall of Fame award cracks; MoviePass's problems; Mission: Impossible – Fallout, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, and The Equalizer 2 reviewed; CBS's Les Moonves's sexual misconduct; Planet Fitness user exercises nude; man running from police hides in dryer

Podcasting Hall of Fame; work and play in a relationship; mind-numbingly dumb adults; people that leave movies they love early; Chemda's suitors; Demi Lovato's overdose and racist PewDiePie's commentary; Artie Lange's drug use; the fate of Georgia's Jason Spencer

How your hair color is perceived; being a poor sport; Chemda's celibacy update; Emily the Cam Girl; Andrea and self-help meetings and Emily's eating disorder recovery; man tattoos skin completely black and removes genitals and nipples; Emily wants children

Hallucinogenics; President Trump vs. President Rouhani; Sacha Baron Cohen’s shocking TV show

Complicated family histories and overt racism; The Simpsons responds to The Problem with Apu on their show; explaining unconventional careers; James Gunn fired from Guardians of the Galaxy 3 over old tweets

The Podcasting Hall of Fame; The Case for Christ update; Chemda's private camping and camping memories; the return of Spooky; Keith's new girlfriend calls in; Trump and Putin

Standing tall; Stormy Daniels arrested; your sexy friends on Instagram; forced to get hard; toxic relationships; justification vs. life sentence

Joining an already made family; America's Got Talent; 5-year-old son calls police over dad's traffic infraction; public outrage over Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande and Katharine McPhee/David Foster; How to stop burying people alive; Sacha Baron Cohen's Who Is America?

Keith's Dad's gift; comedian Ralphie May's widow on their relationship, their children, his death, hangers-on, and moving on

The Thai boys, Elon Musk, and Aquaman; Jaoquin Pheonix as The Joker; The World Cup and dives; Ant-Man and the Wasp and Skyscraper reviewed; heat vs. your brain; Henry Cavill, the fuckin' mustache, and his dumb #MeToo opinions; Scarlett Johansson playing a transgender man; Papa John, racist; the parental voice in your head; e-sports on network TV

Dating, monogamy, and having over company; Keith’s sobriety update; the Thai cave children, the World Cup finals, and Croatians; the Emmy Awards has their first woman of Asian descent nominated for Lead Actress

Performing for your therapist; Risk! the book; dating much younger people