Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Spider-Man: No Way Home tickets are now on sale! And you can’t get them! But there is good news: It’s Chemda’s Birthday Week! We celebrate by discussing the new COVID variant Omicron the Planet Eater, a woman breastfeeding a cat on a flight, and a gunman pulling out his AK-47 over a 10-minute Little Caesars pizza wait. Happy Thanksgiving! The duo also yap about Ye’s plea for love, a KATG Thanksgiving miracle, and Kevin Spacey being ordered to pay $31,000,000 over Netflix’s sexual harassment policy. Also, Keith reviews Kevin Hart’s dramatic True Story, and KATG talks about the start of Empire’s Jussie Smollett’s hate-hoax trial.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-29.mp3
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The hilarious Hannah Boone joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate the Aumaud Arbery verdict, discuss Aaron Rodgers’ Covid Toe, and the new series Dopesick. They discuss Tucker Carlson’s “documentary” Patriot Purge, Kid Rock’s “song” Don’t Tell Me How to Live, and Louis C.K.’s 2021 Grammy nomination. In personal news, we learn about Hannah Boone’s after-relapse relationships, literally not being able to cry, and social media. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Direct download: KATG-2021-11-24.mp3
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The duo is back and ready to celebrate Thanksgiving Day AND Native American Heritage Day. What a rollercoaster! They also discuss listener hate mail from grown adults, Kyle Rittenhouse’s defense attorney saying that Fox News is too much, the Kool-Aid They, the Proud Boys, and an SUV deliberately driving into a Wisconsin Christmas parade. KATG discusses ex-footballer Zac Stacy being freed on bond after he brutally beat his wife on camera, and Keith is excited about Spider-Man: No Way Home. Chemda could give a fuck.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-22.mp3
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Keith and Chemda record immediately following Kyle Rittenhouse being acquitted of all charges. The duo also discusses Kristen Stewart’s Princess Diana movie Spencer. And Keith doesn’t have off next week.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-19.mp3
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Comedian couple Casey James Salengo and Courtney McGinnis join KATG to talk about pegging in the bedroom and pissing on stage. The gang talks about sucking yourself off as well as the Mile High Club. Also, Mel Gibson will direct Lethal Weapon 5, and QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 3.4 years in prison for the January 6 insurrection. The Staples Center will be renamed Crypto.com Arena. Casey and Courtney are keeping an eye out for the perfect person for their threesome. Their social media is now accepting résumés.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-17.mp3
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After discussing the most amazing football game ever played, Kevin Allison joins KATG to discuss Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner, and their poorly-timed W Magazine cover, Borax being used to reverse the COVID-19 vaccine, and Joe Rogan claiming that he’s able to suck his own dick. The gang talks about Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s bullshit word game, Andy Dick’s latest arrest and sordid history, jealous men, and the latest in fisting.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-15.mp3
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Veteran comedian Laurie Kilmartin celebrates her new album Corset with Keith and Chemda. They also discuss the latest KATG tattoo, Chemda’s brother’s interesting family shout-out, and the latest in world news, including Kyle Rittenhouse’s cry(?) on the stand and the new University of Austin alternative college.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-12.mp3
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Paul Rudd is People’s Sexiest Man Alive! Keith lost big when he put his money on it being John Samson, a substitute secretary at an accounting firm that he ran into who was simply gorgeous. Oh well, that’s Hollyweird! Anyway, Lucie Pohl (Overwatch’s Mercy) joins KATG to talk about BECOMING A U.S. CITIZEN! Also, the trio discusses rewatching Sex and the City, The Queen of England blaming Joe Biden for her farts, the latest with Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin’s A-list friends, news-fibber Brian Williams leaving NBC, and the movies Karen and Eternals.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda explain it all. They talk about sex, Daylight Saving Time, and the easiest way to last longer in bed. They also share the news that an edgelord is in charge of running Keith's crypto portfolio. The duo discusses the COVID-19 vaccine and its relation to Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, Emilio Estevez, and Big Bird. A worker on Alec Baldwin's Rust was bit by a poisonous spider on the set the same day as the shooting, and he may need his arm amputated. Chemda breaks down Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's relationship, and Keith is excited to be part of the new crop of 15-minute grocery store delivery services.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-08.mp3
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Longtime friend and guest Christian Finnegan joins Keith and Chemda to discuss his new special Show Your Work, which leads to talk of relationship arguments, infidelity, and the great Chris Pratt. Listen in, and learn how to comfortably deal with everyone dying around you.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-05.mp3
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The Atlanta Braves win the World Series for the first time in 26 years over the Houston Astros with Game 6: 7-0. YA SHITTIN’ ME! Jenny Zigrino joins Keith and Chemda to discuss divorce, having a much younger sibling, and friends with benefits. The gang also talks about voting, the Guardian Angels’ faked attacks, and if clean air and water is important. Also, celibate Nick Cannon visits a strip club for Halloween, Alec Baldwin’s daughter took pictures of herself covered in blood for Halloween, Elijah Wood has been collecting NFT art from a white supremacist, Keith learns that David Bowie was a bad boy, Squid Game’s crypto was a $120,000,000 scam, and Carole Baskin is suing the Tiger King show. Be sure to visit Jenny at OnlyFans to have your junk rated.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-03.mp3
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Oh, looks like we have a certain special somebody being a KATG eavesdropper. Good day to you, fine sir. Anyway, Keith and Chemda are with you today to discuss if it’s okay for atheists to participate in church jubilees, reminisce over Halloween, talk about the legal papers Keith’s dad sent to him, and bitch about the unvaccinated dying. Are you smart enough to think for yourself? No worries. Keith will let you know.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-01.mp3
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