Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
KATG catches up with psychedelic expert Shane Mauss to discuss the latest in mind portals in an episode that Keith is willing to die for.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-29.mp3
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Newly married JoAnna Ross and Dan Goodman talk about their 12 year relationship, in-laws, and learning to swim as an adult.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-27.mp3
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J.P. McDade joins KATG to discuss the interesting dynamic about masks at shows, John Wick 4, Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence choking arrest, Kanye West saying that Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like Jewish people again, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-26.mp3
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Shalewa Sharpe broke into her own home to be here! The gang discusses dealing with locksmiths, how to protect your car, where to hide your cash, and what credit card not to use. They also dissect the joy Donald Trump seems to have about being arrested.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-22.mp3
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KATG veterans Ray DeVito and Myq Kaplan discuss their latest albums as Keith turns their sales into a popularity contest. The gang discuss the sex talks they didn’t get growing up, making jokes to strangers, Donald Trump’s arrest and expected rioting, and using ChatGPT to date.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-21.mp3
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Rojo Perez and Craig Klein join KATG to help cover the natural death of actor Lance Reddick at 60-years-old, Donald Trump’s upcoming arrest, Sue Costello suing Paramount Global, Inc., and the trickiness of Open AI’s new GPT-4.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-20.mp3
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Billy Wayne Davis helps us put a bow on the controversial drug dealing texts, challenging a friendship at the highest level.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-15.mp3
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Murf Meyer joins Keith and Chemda to discuss drugs, harm reduction, his sordid past, and corned beef.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-14.mp3
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Christian Finnegan helps KATG break down the 95th Academy Awards feat. Hugh Grant, Will Smith, Malala Yousafzai, Creed, Cocaine Bear, and Courtney Cox saying that she put her face back.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-13.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.”
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-08.mp3
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Barely legal Keith and The Girl celebrates 18 years in podcasting with the great Mike Cannon!
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-07.mp3
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Myq Kaplan joins KATG to teach us the secret to offering help and the explanation behind the totally not abnormal practice of romantically loving inanimate objects.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-06.mp3
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The J6 Prison Choir! Tom Sizemore’s death! Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage! You’re in for a big treat ha ha
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-05.mp3
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Truly open book Matt Bachus shares what life is like as a newly sober man dating, Keith breaks down his driver’s test results, and Prince Harry has another idea for his Privacy Tour.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-03.mp3
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Have you ever been a guest on a podcast or plan to be? Hell, are you a HOST or plan to be? This is a wake-up call! Deadass! The gang also discusses Chris Rock finally giving Will Smith the business and Keith’s driving test results.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss pit bulls, comedians killing the old-fashioned way, and used sex toys.

Direct download: KATG-2023-02-27.mp3
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The 2022 KATGuh Award Winners
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-24.mp3
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The LaughtHER Collective returns with Christi and Hope discussing life, death, religion, and the beauty of women.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-22.mp3
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Jordan Morris joins the gang to discuss the passing of Richard Belzer (aka Det. John Munch) and our dumb world, including a preschool that put 2-year-olds in blackface, a study showing the correlation between penis sizes and sports car purchases, and how women can seduce any man they want. (Spoiler: be hot as fuuuuck.)
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-20.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG to help discuss parents, Matt Lauer’s return to TV, Madonna’s head, and all things important in today’s world.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-17.mp3
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New guest Adam Mamawala joins KATG to discuss marriage, including his partner in his stand-up material, and divorce. He also discusses his OCD and color blindness, and Keith explains to Adam the dangers of fast food establishments. Adam thought the dangers were only the food lololol hahahahahah!!!!!!
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss Super Bowl LVII, Rihanna, and true love.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-13.mp3
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Joe DeRosa introduces the idea that he’s ready to be with a long-term partner as long as they never move into the same home. And how to fight.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-09.mp3
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Here it is, the beginning of The 2023 24-Hour Marathon! But first, Keith and Chemda share with you the most important news of times, featuring more (American!) cases of being buried alive, Pope Francis’s hypocritical LGBT thoughts on criminalization, real life Terminator T-1000s, 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio’s new 19-year-old model girlfriend, Beyoncé’s Grammy record, Tom Brady’s real retirement, and AMC Theatres new pricing scheme based on where you’d like to sit.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-07.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to remind you that the YouTube-featured KATG Marathon is this Saturday! 24-hours! Easily over 50 of your favorite comedians! Meanwhile, the duo discusses MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag, GOP lawmaker George Santos promising never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”, and a man who is not an airplane pilot being offended that his wife doesn’t recognize him as an airplane pilot in mixed company. They also cover the Michigan priest who says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people, the woman who killed an Instagram lookalike to fake her own death, and the Seattle woman who returned home to find a smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-02.mp3
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Super Bowl 58! The offensive Empire State Building! Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course! Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone! Oscars 2023 nominations! Razzie 2023 controversies! Me oh my!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-31.mp3
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Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-27.mp3
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The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2023-01-25.mp3
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Keith and Chemda have their Super Bowl bet! But it’s not all fun and games. They also delve into the collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos, the 20 Google searches that Brian Walshe looked up to properly kill his wife, and the latest goings-on with Capitol insurrectionists as they celebrate their second anniversary.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda want to discuss your children. They’re talking school, drugs, sex, guns, and Rick and Morty. Cheers!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-20.mp3
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The first KATG guest of the new year, Meghan Hanley, joins us in celebration of her new album This Happy, and we cover everything Meghan featuring Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports. We also break down the The Gas Stove Controversy and how you can get rich from it. Other hot stove issues include the American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders and Marie Osmond continuing to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-18.mp3
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It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-13.mp3
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It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner.

Direct download: KATG-2023-01-11.mp3
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Football’s stupid so let’s just move on. Keith and Chemda discuss new passports, new hotels, your neighbors, and the wily ways of Dominicans.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-09.mp3
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Live from New York City and the Dominican Republic, Keith and Chemda discuss the state of nations, Chemda’s fight against liquids, and Keith’s NYC road test. ¡Que disfrutes!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic, the health of Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin, and a lister being very disturbed about how Keith treated his own mother during her final days.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-04.mp3
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The Pope, Barbara Walters, and St. Kathryn are all gathered around as Keith and Chemda discuss everything that happened over the holidays, from Donald Trump’s NFTs to Bill Cosby’s new stand-up tour to Greta Thunberg arresting Andrew Tate for rape.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-02.mp3
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