Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 18 years with well over 3,500 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Keith’s close friend Josh Accardo returns to KATG in a big way to talk about his bladder cancer and the grandma who raised him recently dying. It’s sweet, it’s sad, and it’s beautiful.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-28.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith’s erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do!
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-27.mp3
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Peggy O’Leary returns to KATG to help discuss the latest with the NFL, namely Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The trio also covers working at a family funeral home and the cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-26.mp3
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From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it’s the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you’re welcome”, getting older, and some good ol’ fashioned Bummer News.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-21.mp3
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New KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-20.mp3
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Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb’s sideways leg, Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-19.mp3
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Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all.
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-14.mp3
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Shalewa Sharpe is back, and the gang covers Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew, fake positivity, and Taylor Swift’s VMAs. Have the best life ever!
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-13.mp3
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Hi! We sure hope you’re having the most enjoyable day ever and that the near future is everything you hope for it to be! Please? We pray everything is so good for you!
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-12.mp3
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Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70’s Show’s Danny Masterson’s rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda’s jury duty (8 hours!).
Direct download: KATG-2023-09-11.mp3
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The Nicks return together before the Labor Week break! The gang discusses Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze (a month after his first), the woman who cheated on her husband and lied to 911 about being raped to receive a free STD test, and a personal Active Shooter incident. Enjoy!
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-31.mp3
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It’s Myka. Myka FOX!!! The trio discusses her relationship with KATG Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin, sex etiquette, and sex crimes. So much sex! Enjoy!
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-30.mp3
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KATGuh award winner and listener favorite Bianca Brady is back and cancer free after her 4-year battle with leukemia! She recounts the journey, her new lease on life, and getting back into the world of dating.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-29.mp3
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Phenom Calvin Cato returns to KATG to help discuss relationships, people that delete and edit their phone texts, The Price Is Right’s Bob Barker’s passing, and Donald Trump’s mugshot.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-28.mp3
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Long time KATG guest Jesse Joyce returns to discuss his new book Killing the Guys who Killed the Guy who Killed Lincoln. He also talks about his award show jokes, roasting Donald Trump, the WGA strike, Prank Panel, and the Republican mugshots.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-24.mp3
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KATG’s Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin returns to talk about his relationship with sex, 2023’s first Republican primary debate, Donald Trump’s 41-count indictment, and The Roman Catholic Diocese of Syracuse paying $100 million to sexual abuse survivors. The gang’s keeping it light.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-23.mp3
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New to the KATG Universe: Caitlin Cook! Caitlin discusses her one-woman bathroom graffiti musical as well as dealing with fatal car accident trauma. The trio also discusses Britney Spears’ divorce and Netflix’s Depp v. Heard.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-22.mp3
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In a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine’s Hawaiian death threats, Keith’s personal relationships, and some weird third thing. Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all death threats to @keithmalley on Twitter.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-21.mp3
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KATG rounds off the week with the fabulous Murf Meyer. They talk catfish victims, insensitivity to fires and floods, love, friendship, and acid.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-17.mp3
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Fan favorite Casey James Salengo returns to KATG to discuss his one man show In Bloom, his cleaning business, and restaurant etiquette. Bon appétit!
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-16.mp3
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Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-15.mp3
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Craig Klein is back to revisit The Acid Tapes, to talk about his new relationship, and to discuss John McEnroe.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-14.mp3
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Like only a best pal would, Hollywood Craig Klein recorded Keith on acid. The trio dissects the voice memos.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-10.mp3
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It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and things get heated! First off, 50% of KATG listeners have done acid? The fuck? The duo also reviews the elaborate prank show Jury Duty to discuss if the mark is a goddamn idiot. The two then review Bill Maher’s Barbie review.
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-09.mp3
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Liz Miele joins the trio to help discuss Donald Trump’s third indictment, Rudy Giuliani’s $10 million sexual abuse lawsuit, Chemda’s second COVID attack, and Keith’s first (AND LAST!) time on acid. Chemda finally saw 2014’s John Wick, and the anti-child trafficking movie Sound of Freedom’s producer Fabian Marta was arrested for child kidnapping. You don’t fuckin’ say!
Direct download: KATG-2023-08-08.mp3
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Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega is joined by his new co-host Shannon Dee. Together the group discusses Chemda’s positive COVID test (and voice), the death of Pee-wee Herman, Chemda’s review of the Barbie movie, and some tantalizing Am I the Assholes.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-31.mp3
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Fan favorite Lucie Pohl returns to KATG to discuss relationships, break-ups, Prince trying to hurt Sinéad O’Connor physically and emotionally, Mitch McConnell shitting his pants in front of the press, and the United States’s UFO coverup.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-27.mp3
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Rojo Perez arrived back in the U.S. from Puerto Rico only to get immediately dumped by his girlfriend. The trio discusses dating, being let go, finding closure, and being part of stupid break-up talks.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-26.mp3
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The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the phenomenon of Barbenheimer and the conservative men who are shitting themselves over the Barbie movie. Men are saying they aren’t as fragile as Ken depicted them to be, then they fight each other in a movie theater for calling each other a “little boy”. The trio also discusses the oh-so-brilliant move of Elon Musk changing the name Twitter to X and the new fact that you’re not liable for calling Donald Trump an official rapist.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-25.mp3
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IT’S ANOTHER BRAND NEW GUEST! Liam Nelson teaches us all the (literal) highs and lows of Marfan syndrome: being five feet tall in kindergarten, living in a world not made for you, aggressive masculinity, surgeries, hooking up at Marfan conferences, and meeting Chewbacca.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-19.mp3
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Keith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-18.mp3
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New KATG guest Dave Merheje joins KATG to discuss Dating vs. Comedy, his armed robbery, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strike, and the 2023 Emmy nominations.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-17.mp3
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New guest Felicia Gillespie jumps in the deep end. The trio discusses Felicia catching a boyfriend cheating when he butt-dialed her while he was having sex, various odd jobs, and Bummer News Corner featuring studio executives waiting for writers to lose their homes, Bank of America being fined $150 million over ripping off customers, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has receiving payments from lawyers that presented cases to the Supreme Court. YAY!
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-13.mp3
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After over a decade, Ben Roy returns for his second visit to KATG. We cover his personal changes, his growth, and Jonah Hill weaponizing therapy talk.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-12.mp3
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Is it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-11.mp3
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Your favorite podcasting duo returns after Independence Week to discuss Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Joey Chestnut, and Elon Musk’s Twitter vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads. Hey England: Fuck tea.
Direct download: KATG-2023-07-10.mp3
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Christian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-29.mp3
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New guest Dave Stone joins KATG and seamlessly fits in as the trio revisits the viral Roseanne Barr and Theo Von clip, Ryan Seacrest being the new host of Wheel of Fortune, and everything you wanted to know about living in a van and being a police officer.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-28.mp3
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New guest Geoffrey Asmus joins KATG, and the gang discusses studying religion, nocturnal emitting, and losing your virginity at 26. They also cover Roseanne Barr denying the holocaust ever happened with Theo Von, and the follow-up with OceanGate.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-27.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss billionaires, from Elon Musk declaring that ‘cisgender’ is a bannable slur on Twitter to the rich dying in OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-22.mp3
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Carmen Lynch returns as the gang discuss dating people with children and how Rick and Morty are dealing with changing the voices of Justin Roiland’s characters. Keith then informs Chemda of the OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan submersible and its inevitable doom.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-21.mp3
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Keith and Chemda recap their Juneteenth weekend and share the news on Meghan Markle’s fake podcast interviews, legal Special Olympics gambling, more dead people coming out of coffins alive, and Pat Sajak’s final year with Wheel of Fortune. You’ll also learn how to properly apologize.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-20.mp3
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The great Kevin Allison returns! The trio discusses Keith going to the mechanic’s, Keith seeing The Flash with veterans and their families, and Kevin’s massive life changes, including sobriety.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-15.mp3
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It’s another long-time guest catch-up with the funny and open Ashley Brooke Roberts! The gang discusses circumcision, military pride, mushrooms and depression, and the unamazing human body.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-14.mp3
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Greg Warren returns to KATG … well … just in time I’d say. The gang talks about adulting and documents, your parents’ health secrets, Greg’s experience at West Point, and Keith’s upcoming death.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-13.mp3
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Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest indictment over hiding classified top secret documents, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski being found dead in his jail cell at 81 years old, and the NYC lawyer who got caught using ChatGPT to write his legal brief.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-12.mp3
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The amazing Ali Clayton returns, and the trio discusses how everyone became an Air Expert overnight, Pat Robertson burning in Hell, dealing with a big break-up, and directional dyslexia.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-08.mp3
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KATG fights through the Canadian wildfires to talk about illicit affairs, Cuba Gooding’s rape trial, and piss fights.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-07.mp3
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KATG listener and first time guest Adam Ferrara joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss family, love, hate, and Keith’s dad.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are back from Memorial Week and ready to catch you up on the world around you. From Pride Month to our president’s inability to walk, they cover it all, including more Capitol rioters receiving prison sentences, Scientologist Danny Masterson being found guilty of two counts of rape, and 82-year-old Al Pacino expecting his fourth child with his 29-year-old girlfriend. The duo also discusses Quentin Tarantino supposedly paying $10,000 to lick a stripper’s feet for a half-hour and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse vs. so-called comedies.
Direct download: KATG-2023-06-05.mp3
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Rojo Perez joins KATG to cover the world around us including the death of Tina Turner, Prince Harry and wife Meghan’s supposed two-hour NYC paparazzi car chase, E. Jean Carroll asking for her defamation case to be amended due to Donald Trump calling her a whack job liar on CNN after being sentenced to pay $5 million for calling her a whack job liar, and The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright being honored Patron Excalibur With Honors by Scientology for donating over $21 million to Scientology. KATG also reminisces over Keith and Kyle’s very first date.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-24.mp3
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Beloved guest Mike Lawrence returns and hilariously fills us in on his life’s new developments: inside the WAG Writers Strike, receiving an autism diagnosis, adoption, and the passing of his father. He probably makes fun of you.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-23.mp3
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New guest Kyle Kinane joins the duo to discuss stand-up albums with clever track titles, Drunk History, definitely not being an alcoholic, and the Holocaust Museum. Cheers!
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-22.mp3
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Geopolitical Dick Jokes’ Ben Rosenfeld returns to help discuss The Weeknd reverting to Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, Bud Light, a Marine choking a man to death on an NYC subway, and Sports Illustrated cover model Martha Stewart.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-17.mp3
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Nick Vatterott and Nick Turner are ready to get silly, hilarious, dark, and sad. The group discusses the WGA Writers Strike, listener Saadia accusing Keith of trying to kill her, and ex-Mayor/ex-Trump private attorney Rudy Giuliani being sued for forced sex, wage theft, and much more.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-16.mp3
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The Conners’ Lecy Goranson revisits KATG as they discuss Season 5, Roseanne becoming The Conners, paparazzi then vs. now, the single life, and celebrity break-ups. The trio also delve into the 2023 Writers Strike, The Madonna Whore Complex, and Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glen Kuiper’s on-air racial slur. They also explain God.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-15.mp3
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Fresh off 2023’s live You Can’t Say That!, Bobby Condon joins KATG to discuss mothers, lovers, death, and sex.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-14.mp3
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New guest Jason Salmon tackles it all from discussing Donald Trump being sentenced to pay $5 million for lying about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll in a Bergdorf Goodman fitting room to 79-year-old Robert De Niro revealing that his 45-year-old girlfriend gave birth to Child #7. KATG also dissects Jason’s albums Force of Nurture and BISCUITS and GRAVITY, his relationship, and everything he holds dear … like his mustache.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-10.mp3
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Erin Maguire joins KATG to help discuss Nazi neighbors, The Coronation of King Charles III, and accused sexual assaulter Richard Dryfuss condemning the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-09.mp3
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Fan fave Jess Wood joins Keith and Chemda to talk about her return to NYC, how we can save our world, and multiple personalities.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-08.mp3
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The fantastic Melody Kamali returns, and the trio discuss the 2023 Writers Strike, Keith trying to show his brother the New York comedy scene, you vs. the dentist, and dealing with a big break-up.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-07.mp3
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Keith and Chemda continue to save lives! They also discuss Keith’s love of celebrity break-ups, a woman who caught a bullet with her clit, and the 26-year-old woman posing as a 16-year-old school student.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-03.mp3
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Comedian and previous war crime lawyer Jess Salomon joins KATG to discuss her Jewish/Palestinian marriage and the state of the world.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-02.mp3
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Trey Galyon returns to KATG to help cover the news: KISS’s Paul Stanley vs. The Transgender “Fad”, Hank Azaria is ashamed of his Apu impression, Steven Spielberg regrets his digital changes in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, and the deal with quarter-inch penises.
Direct download: KATG-2023-05-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are back at it again! The duo discusses pink poultry, Jerry Springer’s passing, Down Syndrome Barbie, conjoined twins, and the science teacher at Keith’s school who got 7 years for indecent assault.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-30.mp3
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MJ Knefel, né Molly, joins KATG after a way too long break and fills us in on their thought process regarding being transgender, the details of body surgery, being married to a cis man and birthing two children, and living in society.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-26.mp3
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Carmen Lagala joins Keith and Chemda to discuss love, anxiety, and Motley Crüe.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-25.mp3
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Nat Towsen returns to KATG, and the trio discusses Matthew McConaughey and self-helpers stringing you along for money, a listener trying to prove that His Holiness the Dalai Lama did nothing inappropriate when asking a boy to suck his tongue, and the shake-up in TV news: Fox News fires Tucker Carlson and CNN fires Don Lemon.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-24.mp3
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Dan Wilbur returns to KATG with his new album as the gang discusses family planning, Alec Baldwin’s return to Rust, and the Bible’s new chapters.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-23.mp3
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Kevin Casey White joins KATG as they discuss the state of stand-up and the DIY mentality. The gang discusses KATG VIP shows, KATG tattoos, their self-produced comedy albums, Keith’s latest special, and the upcoming The Dad Emails book.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-19.mp3
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Jeremiah Watkins returns to KATG to discuss family, revisit the Dalai Lama asking a boy to suck on his tongue, and serenade us on saxophone.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-18.mp3
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Megan Koester, everyone’s favorite, joins KATG as Keith and Chemda discuss KATG Week 2023 as well as the latest in grifting, Conservatives fighting Bud Light’s transgender support with guns, and the Dalia Lama having a young boy suck on his tongue.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-17.mp3
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KATG.com/TICKETS: Keith and Chemda are ready for KATG Week 2023 and Keith’s annual one-take-only stand-up show! The duo also discusses Donald Trump’s indictment, Gwyneth Paltrow’s $1 win, Elon Musk’s goofy Doge moves, learning that plants literally make noise when injured, and Jonathan Majors’ texts between him and his girlfriend.
Direct download: KATG-2023-04-04.mp3
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KATG catches up with psychedelic expert Shane Mauss to discuss the latest in mind portals in an episode that Keith is willing to die for.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-29.mp3
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Newly married JoAnna Ross and Dan Goodman talk about their 12 year relationship, in-laws, and learning to swim as an adult.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-27.mp3
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J.P. McDade joins KATG to discuss the interesting dynamic about masks at shows, John Wick 4, Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence choking arrest, Kanye West saying that Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like Jewish people again, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-26.mp3
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Shalewa Sharpe broke into her own home to be here! The gang discusses dealing with locksmiths, how to protect your car, where to hide your cash, and what credit card not to use. They also dissect the joy Donald Trump seems to have about being arrested.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-22.mp3
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KATG veterans Ray DeVito and Myq Kaplan discuss their latest albums as Keith turns their sales into a popularity contest. The gang discuss the sex talks they didn’t get growing up, making jokes to strangers, Donald Trump’s arrest and expected rioting, and using ChatGPT to date.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-21.mp3
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Rojo Perez and Craig Klein join KATG to help cover the natural death of actor Lance Reddick at 60-years-old, Donald Trump’s upcoming arrest, Sue Costello suing Paramount Global, Inc., and the trickiness of Open AI’s new GPT-4.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-20.mp3
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Billy Wayne Davis helps us put a bow on the controversial drug dealing texts, challenging a friendship at the highest level.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-15.mp3
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Murf Meyer joins Keith and Chemda to discuss drugs, harm reduction, his sordid past, and corned beef.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-14.mp3
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Christian Finnegan helps KATG break down the 95th Academy Awards feat. Hugh Grant, Will Smith, Malala Yousafzai, Creed, Cocaine Bear, and Courtney Cox saying that she put her face back.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-13.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.”
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-08.mp3
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Barely legal Keith and The Girl celebrates 18 years in podcasting with the great Mike Cannon!
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-07.mp3
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Myq Kaplan joins KATG to teach us the secret to offering help and the explanation behind the totally not abnormal practice of romantically loving inanimate objects.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-06.mp3
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The J6 Prison Choir! Tom Sizemore’s death! Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage! You’re in for a big treat ha ha
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-05.mp3
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Truly open book Matt Bachus shares what life is like as a newly sober man dating, Keith breaks down his driver’s test results, and Prince Harry has another idea for his Privacy Tour.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-03.mp3
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Have you ever been a guest on a podcast or plan to be? Hell, are you a HOST or plan to be? This is a wake-up call! Deadass! The gang also discusses Chris Rock finally giving Will Smith the business and Keith’s driving test results.
Direct download: KATG-2023-03-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss pit bulls, comedians killing the old-fashioned way, and used sex toys.

Direct download: KATG-2023-02-27.mp3
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The 2022 KATGuh Award Winners
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-24.mp3
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The LaughtHER Collective returns with Christi and Hope discussing life, death, religion, and the beauty of women.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-22.mp3
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Jordan Morris joins the gang to discuss the passing of Richard Belzer (aka Det. John Munch) and our dumb world, including a preschool that put 2-year-olds in blackface, a study showing the correlation between penis sizes and sports car purchases, and how women can seduce any man they want. (Spoiler: be hot as fuuuuck.)
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-20.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG to help discuss parents, Matt Lauer’s return to TV, Madonna’s head, and all things important in today’s world.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-17.mp3
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New guest Adam Mamawala joins KATG to discuss marriage, including his partner in his stand-up material, and divorce. He also discusses his OCD and color blindness, and Keith explains to Adam the dangers of fast food establishments. Adam thought the dangers were only the food lololol hahahahahah!!!!!!
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss Super Bowl LVII, Rihanna, and true love.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-13.mp3
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Joe DeRosa introduces the idea that he’s ready to be with a long-term partner as long as they never move into the same home. And how to fight.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-09.mp3
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Here it is, the beginning of The 2023 24-Hour Marathon! But first, Keith and Chemda share with you the most important news of times, featuring more (American!) cases of being buried alive, Pope Francis’s hypocritical LGBT thoughts on criminalization, real life Terminator T-1000s, 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio’s new 19-year-old model girlfriend, Beyoncé’s Grammy record, Tom Brady’s real retirement, and AMC Theatres new pricing scheme based on where you’d like to sit.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-07.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to remind you that the YouTube-featured KATG Marathon is this Saturday! 24-hours! Easily over 50 of your favorite comedians! Meanwhile, the duo discusses MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag, GOP lawmaker George Santos promising never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”, and a man who is not an airplane pilot being offended that his wife doesn’t recognize him as an airplane pilot in mixed company. They also cover the Michigan priest who says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people, the woman who killed an Instagram lookalike to fake her own death, and the Seattle woman who returned home to find a smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-02.mp3
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Super Bowl 58! The offensive Empire State Building! Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course! Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone! Oscars 2023 nominations! Razzie 2023 controversies! Me oh my!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-31.mp3
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Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-27.mp3
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