with Frank Liotti – Meth; cheating; abusive waiter jobs; behind-the-scenes of Grand Theft Auto V and TV shows; gay comics and their audience; 9-year-old tries to kill himself over having to share candy; Miss Teen USA cancels the swimsuit competition in favor of athletic wear

with Quincy Jones – Ellen, HBO, and the cancer-ridden stand-up special; Quincy vs. Jason Segel; Quincy vs. baristas; Justin Timberlake gets flack for praising Jesse Williams’s speech; O.J.: Made in America; Caitlyn Jenner with her gold medal on Sports Illustrated’s cover; comic Lindall Cauley’s sexual and physical harassment and savior Mike Guild; Lena Dunham vs. Kanye West

with Peggy O’Leary and Dan Abraham – Psoriasis and child diets; parents and comedy; bartending at a comedy club; apologizing to therapists and gynecologists; the Game of Thrones finale; cops sue over police body cameras; Johnny Manziel’s latest; Chet Haze on Science; Anthony Cumia pleads guilty to 3rd-degree assault and criminal obstruction of breathing; NYC’s Pride Parade; Jesse Williams’ BET speech

with Emily Galati – How to be the best Catholic; Hamilton and John Hancock; Oliver Stone’s JFK; Keith’s family tree non-update; The UK leaves the EU; Independence Day: Resurgence and The Shallows reviewed; Ben Affleck drunk on HBO’s Any Given Wednesday; alone in NYC

with Nick Turner – Comedy Central’s The Half Hour; 14-year-olds may marry in New York; sex with a married person; Cathryn’s castle; Keith’s inventions; fireworks on the subway; Chinese spank adults for poor work performance; Meatloaf collapses on stage; Michigan police spend 11 hours surrounding an empty house

with Kerryn Feehan – Roast battles; restaurant settlements; Keith’s family tree; Selma Blair apologizes; Ilana Glazer calls out man who claims he writes for Broad City; a freelance sperm donator’s saga; Spanish teacher plays unrelated horror films for his students; gun shop owner killed during gun safety class; a Tennessee congressional candidate’s white nationalism platform; Kerryn on My Big Fat Fabulous Life and Ink Master

with Chris Laker – Keith’s on heroin; Selma Blair roofies herself; Michael Jackson’s stockpiled disturbing porn (child, violence, and animals); Keith and Chris’s warring views on movies, Superman’s domination fetish, and Spider-Man: Homecoming; the Staten Island Yankees want you to pick their name

with Laura Regan and Calvin Cato – Forum bots; Calvin’s married lovers; Laura’s new music venue; having your voting affiliation mysteriously dropped; the love/hate relationship with Facebook; family phone call drama; Keith’s knees update; man dies of a heart attack watching The Conjuring 2; Star Trek’s Chekov killed by his car; eating dogs; Clowned by The Girl

with Rebecca Rush – Fathers; sobriety and Rebecca’s cocaine-fueled marriage; Keith swore to his parents; Keith is Spider-Man; rehabilitation; Chemda’s vomitus accident; racist and sexist social media tirades from the USPS, the Marines, and a Florida prosecutor; Finding Dory and The Conjuring 2 reviewed; Keith vs. Siri; doing drugs as a child

with Libby Phillips – Libby’s sexual reawakening and stolen purse; Stanford rapist Brock Turner; The Conjuring 2; the director of The Exorcist taped a real life exorcism; knife-wielding robber falls asleep on the job; Keith’s restaurant mishaps; hospital worker dies at work masturbating; 39-year-old attempts to take 73-year-old mother’s driving test; the problem with popsicles

with Michael Khalili – Microsoft buys LinkedIn for $26.2 billion; Keith vs. Michael vs. computers; Disney World gator kills 2-year-old; Orlando shooter’s wife knew his plan, and the gang debates an assault weapons ban; Michael on voting

with Alzo Slade – Losing your virginity; being a player; why cops distrust black people; the Orlando shooting update; KATG polls; southern fighters; why not to drink; working with at-risk youth

with Danny Hatch – The Tony Awards and the Stanley Cup Final; Orlando’s mass shooting at a gay club; Keith’s wife completed a Spartan Race; a David Copperfield volunteer fell and sustained brain damage; the misconceptions of National Health Care; Miss California solves economic inequality; man receives $175 fine for giving a homeless man/undercover cop $3

with Kevin Bartini – Warm-up comics; A Midsummer Night’s Dream; doing drugs with a parent; The Purge-inspired killing spree; NYC ice cream truck wars; faulty exercise equipment causes blindness; the 2016 Olympics and the Zika virus

with Carmen Lynch and Mike Yard – Witnessing fistfights; Hillary Clinton, presidential nominee; Axl Rose tries to take down fat Internet picture; Bobby Brown had sex with a ghost; Floyd Mayweather buys $7.7 million mansion with cash; fake million dollar school donation; drinking urine for extra credit; the text proof against Johnny Depp; man demands back half the money he spent on his ex; 6-year-old calls 911 because his dad drove through a stop sign; how to end street harassment; KATG sex polls

with Keith Lowell Jensen and Sharron Paul – Opening for Wu-Tang Clan; Hamilton tickets upwards of $10,000; TMNT 2, Popstar, and Where to Invade Next? reviewed; news outlets call the primaries for Clinton before final voting round; Stacey Dash’s transgender thoughts; Philippines’ President-elect urges citizens to kill drug dealers; man sells son’s SUV to teach a lesson; Verizon’s pitchman works for Sprint

with Bob Hawk – Film Hawk; attempted suicide at 57; the beginning of LGBT activism and the start of the AIDS crisis; stuttering and impotency

with Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin – Muhammad Ali; Inside KATG; the intelligence of dogs; Andrea’s cancer Cat update

with Rae Sanni and Shalewa Sharpe – Working at a 24-hour porn store; a Republican party chairwoman’s racist meme regarding Barack Obama; Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, and abuse and rape culture; a Spartan Race attendee ends up paralyzed; KATG polls regarding food service and doing drugs with a parent

with Andrew Collin – UCLA shooting; anal fissures; bathroom sex and other people’s wives; The O.C.; the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla; Russian couple lives with a 20-year-old bear; man pays $220 fine in pennies; T.I. concert shooting; Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s witnesses; Andrew’s Spanish fight; Game of Thrones’ Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) complains he’s discriminated over his sexiness

with Matt Goldich – Dog owners vs. child owners; MSNBC admits networks are told to announce Hillary Clinton as the democratic nominee on June 7th before primaries close; Snoop Dogg boycotts the Roots remake; strip club sign offends neighborhood; Puck from Glee indicted on child porn charges; swimmer drowns at lifeguard tryouts; Michael Bay’s odd views on actresses; NYC spends $6.6 million on Weight Watchers for city workers