Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Uh oh. Josh Duggar is at it again. Ya kiddin’ me! Anyway, Sean Patton joins us to discuss The Duggars and the arrest of Lady Gaga’s dog-nappers. It turns out the woman that gave the dogs back for the reward was in on it. Ya kiddin’ me! The gang also talks about a home inspector caught on camera molesting an Elmo doll, and Keith tries to get to the bottom of Sean’s bedwetting.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-30.mp3
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Jenny, a comedian and actor, joins KATG to discuss republicans vs. democrats vs. family, someone in Keith’s mom’s assisted living that is trying to murder her, pandemic dating, and the viewership of the 93rd Oscars.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-28.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here, and they’re revved up! After discussing the first color aerial images of Mars’s surface (spoiler: it’s brown), they discuss actual shocking news: 46% of republicans believe the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict was wrong, and Gal Gadot drunkenly cut the tip of her finger off and her freaked-out husband tossed it in the garbage disposal. Then it’s MOVIE TIME! KATG talks about the films Nobody and Mortal Kombat, the group addresses the 2021 Oscars, and Keith looks for a new friend.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-26.mp3
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After covering the death of Digital Underground’s Shock G (aka Humpty), Keith and Chemda discuss Keith’s ex-wife’s new marriage, the way the Minneapolis Police tried to cover up the George Floyd murder, and how Chemda caught a cheater. Also, 61-year-old Prince Andrew is offered $7 million to take a polygraph test regarding his time with Jeffrey Epstein and, specifically, his involvement in a sex trafficking case with a 17-year-old.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda reminisce over KATG Week 2021 before going into the big world news: Devoutly religious Bachelor Colton Underwood is gay??!! Oh, and George Floyd murderer Derek Chauvin is found guilty on all 3 counts. KATG discusses free weed in NYC, Keith’s COVID vaccine shot, and Washington D.C. becoming a state. Thanks for sharing this episode!
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-21.mp3
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Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-12.mp3
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Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-09.mp3
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Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-07.mp3
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We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-02.mp3
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After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-01.mp3
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