Keith and The Girl comedy talk show (general)
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.

Steak and Blow Job Day; bad photoshops, lying to your boss, CIA impersonations, and taking a driving test dressed as your mother; Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Megxit; 42-year-old woman runs over Mexican child for being Mexican; 59-year-old woman throw

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-10.mp3
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Chemda, Xerxes, and Christmas; how to trick your family; Fitbit and cheaters; PlayStation 4 weighing scam; Keith’s Dad tried to be clever writing Keith; Roger Ailes and workplace conduct; Matt Lauer’s new love; Jeffrey Epstein’s moved body; Lori Lou

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-08.mp3
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Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan: The Dad Emails has its own devil’s advocates, and Myq and Andrea are here to show Keith the other side. Chemda explains the nature of monsters. Lucas Connolly: Keith debates what holiday is best to announce to his father the full true story. Should he send Dad sheet cakes with the emails on top? Fireworks? A singing telegram? A dick pic from her to him? Michael Khalili: Chemda’s brother joins us as a listener explains overcoming his father’s mental abuse. The gang discusses spousal enabling. Listener lizsquiz comes up with the next step, and it involves a clever way of being clear to Dad that Keith knows everything. Christian Finnegan: Though, for weeks, Father Malley hasn’t responded to Keith saying that he knows everything that’s been happening, Cat still reaches out to talk about Dad’s yummy birthday. The Hosts: Keith and Chemda discuss the latest. Oh God damn. “Glad to hear it is still all private.” Paul Hooper: Keith loves that people listen to these emails together. Cat’s Self Journals are dripping off the shelves. Juicy. The Christmas Fire Star and Daniel 9 are loved by fake-everyone! The Hosts: Cat comments about religion, marriage, and banging people stupid, and Dad breaks his silence to Keith by thanking him for a birthday gift. Keith and Cat then write Dad at the same time from their respective emails to behave. Shelton Lindsay: After Keith and Cat write the same words at the same time to Dad, Cat then sends Detective Father Malley exactly what Dad wrote to Keith. Now Dad knows. (Right?) Keith checks into a mental hospital.

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-28.mp3
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Good news and bad news: Cat’s Cradle has been picked up for a second season! Also, the writers are ready to get extra stoopid. Here we go: 8 entertainers, 1 manipulative father, and listeners that are ready to choose Keith’s own adventure.

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-24.mp3
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Comedians and politics; Jake vs. Homeland Security; Chemda’s potential calumny lawsuit; Gemini Man’s trailer and Will Smith’s career

Direct download: KATG-2019-10-14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:32pm EST

The Odessa mass shooting and AR-type assault rifles; injustices, road rage, anger, and guns; Netflix and stand-up comedy; how to get rich quick

Direct download: KATG-2019-09-05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:11pm EST

Keith as a parent; the Zac Efron/Ted Bundy biopic; Robert Pattinson will be the next Batman; Pete Townshend’s pedophilia book and Roger Daltrey’s weed allergy; Keith’s next step with his dad; Mother’s Day: the boyfriend vs. the kids; dating and di

Direct download: KATG-2019-05-22.mp3
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Captain Marvel, Green Book, and speed dating; God’s plan for you; Chick-fil-A’s anti-LGBTQ donations

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00pm EST

The 2018 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23pm EST

Celibacy and positivity; unbelievable porn; abusive fathers; drunk history; 2019 Golden Globes

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:23pm EST

Chemda's vomitous knee; mending relationships; Baby, It’s Cold Outside; Sesame Street's homeless character; the 7-year-old multi-multi-millionaire YouTuber; confusing your separate social media accounts; Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump, and Pete Davidson's suicidal post

Direct download: KATG-2018-12-19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:01pm EST

Dating, monogamy, and having over company; Keith’s sobriety update; the Thai cave children, the World Cup finals, and Croatians; the Emmy Awards has their first woman of Asian descent nominated for Lead Actress

Direct download: KATG-2018-07-13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Living alone; social media and significant others; Mother’s Day and Mom Jeans; Facebook’s dating app; Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s odd renewal; Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon vs. Governor Andrew Cuomo; The 24-Year-Old Virgin; the most extensive penis transplant yet

Direct download: KATG-2018-05-15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:24pm EST

Marrying your friend since age 10; steroid use; anger issues; marijuana’s negative effects; the dangers of having children

Direct download: KATG-2018-03-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00pm EST

with Rod Morrow – Florida school shooting reactions; Keith’s bad date; Black Panther reviewed with Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips; Keith’s good date

Direct download: KATG-2018-02-19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:11pm EST

with Christi Chiello, Paul Hooper, and Tracey Carnazzo – Single and horny Christi and exhibitionist Paul discuss their lack of a romantic partner while Keith begins his search for love; Jerome walks in on Chemda squatting; Christi claimed Martin Luther King Jr. was her uncle; Paul claimed his twin was killed in a Christmas tree wrapping machine accident; Tracey’s grandma passed away (true) and her ex was pecked to death by wild turkeys (not true)

Direct download: KATG-2018-01-29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:28pm EST

The 2017 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2018-01-12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34pm EST

T.J. Miller’s violent sexual assault allegations; Hota Kotb replaces Matt Lauer on Today; local restaurant tapes negative Yelp comments on their bathroom walls; Keith and Park Avenue LASEK’s Dr. Chynn; doctor reuses disposable anal catheters

Direct download: KATG-2018-01-05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00pm EST

with Bowen Yang – The code-switching of naturalized Americans; Jackie Chan vs. Chuck Norris; the Chinese language; golden vs. platinum gays; artist/fan relationships

Direct download: KATG-2017-10-31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:42pm EST

with Kat Burdick – Transgender family members; Chemda’s 1-year tumor anniversary; footballer protesting and Donald Trump’s non-support of Puerto Rico; Keith’s love of the film Wind River has him explaining the plight of Native Americans; American Made and Flatliners reviewed; Marilyn Manson’s giant stage prop falls on him while performing

Direct download: KATG-2017-10-03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00pm EST

Donald Trump's inauguration; Chemda health update and medical transphobia; KATG Best Spinoff Episode and Best Flavor of the Month nominees

Direct download: KATG-2017-01-21.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:01pm EST

with Kelly Fastuca – Touring Australia; how to be a waiter; The Rock shits on his male Fast 8 costars; 2016 Rio Olympics update

Direct download: KATG-2016-08-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

with Kerryn Feehan – Roast battles; restaurant settlements; Keith’s family tree; Selma Blair apologizes; Ilana Glazer calls out man who claims he writes for Broad City; a freelance sperm donator’s saga; Spanish teacher plays unrelated horror films for his students; gun shop owner killed during gun safety class; a Tennessee congressional candidate’s white nationalism platform; Kerryn on My Big Fat Fabulous Life and Ink Master

Direct download: KATG-2016-06-23.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

with Libby Phillips – Libby’s sexual reawakening and stolen purse; Stanford rapist Brock Turner; The Conjuring 2; the director of The Exorcist taped a real life exorcism; knife-wielding robber falls asleep on the job; Keith’s restaurant mishaps; hospital worker dies at work masturbating; 39-year-old attempts to take 73-year-old mother’s driving test; the problem with popsicles

Direct download: KATG-2016-06-16.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:50pm EST

with Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin – Muhammad Ali; Inside KATG; the intelligence of dogs; Andrea’s cancer Cat update

Direct download: KATG-2016-06-06.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46pm EST

with Anthony DeVito and Katy Olson – The diploma frame conspiracy; Hillary Clinton has Bernie Sanders’ Facebook groups deleted; Keith responds to an angry listener upset about his politics; man robs $7,000 and a monkey from his wife to pay a prostitute; plaintiffs suing Ashley Madison must go public; ex-fiancée cancels wedding but demands to keep $30,000 engagement ring; Keith and Street Fair Season; PA state rep. hires actors at polling stations; female Ted Cruz lookalike performs porn; OK Cupid matched Katy with the Cannibal Cop

Direct download: KATG-2016-04-27.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

with Murf Meyer and Diana Kolsky – Murf tries out for a legit baseball team; being addicted to heroin; the problems with the Liberty Bell; KATG polls; Andrew Dice Clay’s new show ‘Dice’; sperm bank misrepresents a donor who is a schizophrenic felon; Tom Brady’s 4-game suspension; Johnny Manziel dropped by his team, his agent, and charged with assault; Curt Schilling fired by ESPN for his anti-trans views; Cruz and Kasich work together against Trump; Michael Khalili likes Clinton over Trump while Keith disagrees; Clinton spends $1 million on Internet trolls to attack Bernie Sanders’ supporters

Direct download: KATG-2016-04-26.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

with Mehran Khaghani and Chrissie Mayr – 4/20; the love of breasts; Hillary Clinton’s political shadiness; Keith’s looks; coffee enemas and projectile diarrhea from anal sex; an 8-year-old comedian; Subway’s Jared Fogle’s text messages; Boaty McBoatface wins the Name a Research Ship poll; Dora the Explorer smokes vape pens; baby’s first masturbation; maiden pot voyages
Direct download: KATG-2016-04-21.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

with James Adomian

Direct download: CLASSICS-2014-12-29.mp3
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with Doug Stanhope

Direct download: CLASSICS-2014-12-25.mp3
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with Marc Maron

Direct download: CLASSICS-2014-12-22.mp3
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