Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-25.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-23.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59am EDT

Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

Big Pharma's Apia explains Tracey, Germany, and Chemda's heart; virtual magic
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-18.mp3
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Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities' negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods's horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres's bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers vs. bouncers; celebrity attitudes revisited: Reggie Jackson, shrimp asshole, and Robert De Niro; how to make love; Pat Cooper's evil heart; Steve's wife, virtual dates, drugs, sex, and the generation gap

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:27pm EDT

Daddy Issues is a hit; cheating during quarantine, kicking someone out during quarantine, and letting someone in during quarantine (mask sex); Kevin Spacey can relate to you
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-11.mp3
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Mental illness, family, and the COVID-19 quarantine; making head or tails out of conspiracies; JFOD’s first manic episode
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-08.mp3
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Money Heist, Westworld, and forcing yourself to watch bad TV; Nicolas Cage will play the Tiger King; maskless President Trump’s voter trolling; Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-06.mp3
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Keith’s Citizenship grade; your partner’s trick questions and caring about being right; Keith’s friend Chris Reed aka Younger Chris died; Katharine’s COVID-19; mistakenly easing lockdown and Michigan’s armed protesters; NYC’s homeless, the subway system, and the virus-ridden parks; Bianca’s Corner: Kazakhstan woman leaves quarantine to fall off cliff; Canada bans assault weapons
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-04.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 9:19pm EDT

NYC, LA, and the never ending story; real life vs. virtual life; stress shopping; Brooklyn funeral home’s stacked bodies; Alyssa’s celebrity mom
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-01.mp3
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Working and loving from home; Corona beer’s #CincoAtHime campaign; Trump and Pence’s anti-mask stance; virtual comedy shows and Adam Sandler’s greatest movie

Direct download: KATG-2020-04-29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm EDT

President Trump and the proper amount of bleach to drink; KATG appearances and the fascination with Marilyn Monroe; MAtt’s killers found
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-27.mp3
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Latest COVID-19 news: deaths, domestic animals, governors reopening their states, and the U.S.’s immigration ban; Secret Service stories; Eugene’s documentary, his wife’s death, and raising his 3-year-old son; Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski both move to Tampa Bay; Holocaust Rememberance Day: Keith watches The Pianist; NASCAR’s Kyle Larson uses the N-word while virtually racing; Together Family Video Chat and Keith’s endless winning streak
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 3:59pm EDT

4/20 in 4/20 at 4:20; sex, essential workers, and the extended lockdown; betting money on virus deaths; test taking at home; COVID 19 = no school shootings; Anne Frank’s struggles, haunted houses, and getting dumped on Zoom; President Trump and advisor Vince McMahon; Keith tells his dad to “Fuck off”
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-20.mp3
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Crime as you understand it is down while domestic abuse is up; hand-washing your clothes thanks to COVID-19; Are you essential?; Easter, Passover, and church gatherings; SNL at Home; food delivery; knowing your children; coronavirus and goofy leaders around the world
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-13.mp3
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Extreme distancing and COVID-19; Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 presidential race; AITA - Coronavirus Edition
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-11.mp3
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Keith’s dad, The Riddler, has taken us to an all new season of Cat’s Cradle: Season 3. This part of the year-long mega-saga features 6 entertainers and The Big Reveal.

Direct download: KATG-2020-04-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:27am EDT

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, President Trump, and Tommy Lee; a tiger has COVID-19; kids vs. virtual school; Pat Robertson blames the coronavirus on giving women oral sex; drug dealers’ group texts; Louis C.K. has a new stand-up special and hopes you’re doing well while his daughters hate him; Rosemary’s Baby and Mia Farrow
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-06.mp3
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USA’s highest unemployment record (currently 6.6 million), UK having 500 deaths a day; Andrea’s coronavirus infection; the new way of dating apps; President Trump proud of his TV ratings; KATG.com/chat and KATG Week; Xerxes
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-03.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 10:26pm EDT

Trump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood love; Yesterday revisited; Keith’s 911 call; Keith, sucking dick for your brother, and the delivery guy; Keith’s drug deal; KATG’s producer’s coronavirus
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-31.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT

50% enjoy this new way of living; Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and COVID-19; hospital problems and coronavirus testing; Stairway to Heaven's day in court
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-27.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:10pm EDT

COVID-19, divorce inquiries up 50%, and financial struggles; President Trump, TV doctors, and Pornhub; politicians manipulating the stock market; Keith’s dad revisited; God, your prayers, and Jerry Falwell Jr.; Keith’s drumming skills; MAtt died practicing for the Appalachian Trail
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-25.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

COVID-19, sex, and relationships; coronavirus wedding; Keith's dad reaches out; Cardi B, Lil Nas X, and royalties; Kenny Rogers folds 'em
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

Our fearless leader; sex and the coronavirus; hate crimes and the Chinese Virus; Playboy’s final print edition; Gal Gadot’s Imagine, Vanessa Hudgen’s callousness, and tone deaf celebrities; multi-millionaire televangelists explain the importance of continuing to tithe; Keith’s siblings all know about The Dad Emails
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-20.mp3
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Quarantine, grocery shopping, cam girls, vasectomies, and restaurant-worthy sandwiches; Joe Biden and Keith’s dad continue to defeat Bernie Sanders; Brother Love, Tennessee gun owner
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:19pm EDT

Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison; the COVID-19 pandemic; Steak and Blowjob Day; Dr. Dr. Dr. Prof. Father Malley, ESP and linquististical expert
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Cheese of the year; BDSM and being an alpha woman; Gristedes billionaire covertly face-scans her daughter’s dates

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-12.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

KATG’s 15-year anniversary dinner; Cheech & Chong; basketball, football, and making love like your dad; catching cheaters; herpes support groups; bank robberies and first dates

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

The history of KATG; Redacted Tonight and RT America; Elizabeth Warren’s endorsement; political ads, Joe Biden’s dementia, and Corn Pop revisited; Lee helping keep a man off death row; the Catholic Church vs. the Impossible Burger; Woody Allen’s pub

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:01pm EDT

Defending the paparazzi; $79 Purell; Keith vs. Greyhound; casinos teach you how to keep gambling fun; Ten Steps to Finding Happy: A Guide to Permanent Satisfaction

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-09.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:17pm EDT

Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNB

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Lack of sex; Love Is Blind; dating apps; Uncle MAtt tries to defend himself; coronavirus update; New York’s plastic bag ban; James Lipton died

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Keith vs. children with black belts; estranged family; Super Tuesday and not voting; Billy Idol’s idling campaign; Hot Pockets heiress gets 5 months in college admissions scandal; pregnancy and women’s ages

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-03.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:58pm EDT

KATG’s 15-year anniversary; Kevin Barnett remembered; cReEPs and Keith’s stepson; KATG Week; GOOTZ! Update; Chemda vs. Billy Procida; Parasite, The Invisible Man, Midsommar, and Hollywood’s buzzwords; Corona beer and the coronavirus; Garth Brooks, B

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-02.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:18pm EDT

Celebrity Paranormal Project; romance and the flower shop that covers for you; raising children; Gilbert vs. The Emmys; SNL and Pete Davidson; celebrity staffers’ gossip; Palestinian tahini; stress dreams; 10-year-old boy knocks up 13-year-old girl

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Social media fights; AVN Awards; smash-and-grabs; paypigs; Parasite in detail; Jojo Rabbit; fisting

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-26.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

XFL; NFL player’s 157-pound weed buy; Mötley Crüe, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne; paparazzi; Harvey Weinstein found guilty; comedian kills Dr. Amie Harwick; Quentin Tarantino’s first child

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-25.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Tarp Law and living in a glue factory; Bernie Bros explained and Mike Bloomberg’s controversial past; the conclusion of The Dad Emails(?)

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-24.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:08pm EDT

Dave and your mother and in some cases your father; jury duty; microdosing mushrooms and overdosing aspirin; knowing your way around; strip club food; Cat’s Cradle, Cat-fishing, and attempted gaslighting

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-19.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-18.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Fake marriages and fake divorces; dating and new love; the KFC proposal; Tough Guys for Trump; Bernie Bros

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s tria

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:27pm EDT

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:55pm EDT

Keith’s Super Bowl party’s cleanup crew; Keith vs. San Juan

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 4:30pm EDT

The Beaver Boyz and The Gootz; 40% of KATG listeners have tinnitus; Super Bowl LIV and that fine (very talented) halftime ass

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-03.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 4:29pm EDT

Sex and the return of The Gootz

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-31.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

U.S. Space Force’s camouflage uniforms and Uber’s murder report; Keith’s dad, mom, and the new year; tinnitus, pain pills, and Rush Limbaugh; Wendy Williams’s Fartgate; Ozzy Osbourne’s Parkinson’s disease; Carpool Karaoke’s tricks

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am EDT

A women ran into Andrea who remembers Andrea stealing $10,000 worth of weed; Netflix’s The Circle reviewed; Billy Procida’s marathon trip revisited

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-22.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:04pm EDT

Sex addictions and negotiations; new sexual adventures; sex with your master; California sobriety; being the black sheep; Kevin’s ADD diagnosis; 2020 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

Casey and Courtney’s marriage and jealousy; stepping up and quitting smoking; Keith’s housekeeper is a tattletale; early KATGuh results; The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs; NFL Conference Playoffs and vegetarianism

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:02pm EDT

The 2019 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-17.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:25pm EDT

Julia reads Keith and Kyle’s and Chemda and Xerxes’s astrological charts
Direct download: KATG-2020-01-16.mp3
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Ray lost his virginity at age 37

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-15.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

How to be taller; relationship fights; how to save the planet by killing yourself; Hells Angels’ new home gets shot up; giving cows VR headsets and fish 3-D glasses; demolition contractor again tears down the wrong house; SEND NUDES tattletales; Justin

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-14.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:51pm EDT

Xerxes’s birthday card; losing weight in 2020; Corey Booker drops out of the presidential race; Sussex’s great loss and the history of The Queen’s flatulence; how to save farts; Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles; Uncut Gems, 1917, and the 92nd Acad

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:51pm EDT

Steak and Blow Job Day; bad photoshops, lying to your boss, CIA impersonations, and taking a driving test dressed as your mother; Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Megxit; 42-year-old woman runs over Mexican child for being Mexican; 59-year-old woman throw

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:26pm EDT

Chemda, Xerxes, and Christmas; how to trick your family; Fitbit and cheaters; PlayStation 4 weighing scam; Keith’s Dad tried to be clever writing Keith; Roger Ailes and workplace conduct; Matt Lauer’s new love; Jeffrey Epstein’s moved body; Lori Lou

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegitarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologizes; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don�

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-07.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:21pm EDT