Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl, not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 13 years and is closing in on 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.

Keith’s dad; 40-year-old sues parents over thrown out porn collection; KATG Week

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-19.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Little; Us and Star Wars Episode IX’s trailer; President Trump and Game of Thrones; Tiger Woods’ comeback; Notre-Dame de Paris burns down; Keith’s dad contacts his ex behind his back

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-18.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:47pm EDT

Officer drunk at breathalyzer training session; fake construction walls to catch vandalism; overhearing a butt-dial about your lover cheating; the Jackson family’s pro-Michael documentary; Billy’s dangerous sexual lifestyle; squirting

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

WrestleMania 35 and Bret Hart’s takedown; Kentucky finally against bestiality

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Witnessing troubled relationships; Chemda will literally light herself on fire; speed dating; trusting men with The Pill
Direct download: KATG-2019-04-05.mp3
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Weird but True: heteropaternal superfecundation; Beyoncé’s secrets; new love and social media; Chemda’s bat mitzvah; Uri Geller’s magical power over Brexit; David Blaine’s sexual assault claims; Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-09.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:52pm EDT

Chemda’s brother’s April Fool apology; self-immolation; the future of Google Assistant; Shazam!, Avengers: Endgame, and Guardians of the Galaxy 3; Silent Trailers
Direct download: KATG-2019-04-08.mp3
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Movers; white racist angry at Mexican restaurant’s menu; mom births her grandchild; doctors mistakenly give man a circumcision; Shazam! and superhero sex

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT

Birthdays; working with your lover; April Fools: Chemda vs. Michael Khalili; Speech Impediment: Keith vs. Christian Finnegan; Kevin Doucet; Nipsey Hussle and the AIDS conspiracy; Gwyneth Paltrow vs. her 14-year-old

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-03.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT

Therapy; KATG Polls; lack of sex; Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Def Leppard’s Love Bites; Nicolas Cage’s 4-day marriage; Uber murders

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-02.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT

April Fools’ Day; Chemda crushes Al-Anon; Jussie Smollett fallout; reminiscing on drunk My Name Is Keith episodes; Walgreens to sell CBD

Direct download: KATG-2019-04-01.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:31pm EDT

Sugar mommies and the sexual urge; Jussie Smollett’s dropped charges; Guardian Angels; military canine poll; Facebook and YouTube’s New Zealand shooting video lawsuit; The Pill for men

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-29.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

Captain Marvel, Green Book, and speed dating; God’s plan for you; Chick-fil-A’s anti-LGBTQ donations

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

Ordering food with your significant other; Gronk’s retirement statement; drunk driving, Michael Madsen’s DUI, Mama June’s crack arrest; slipping co-workers LSD; Parkland and Sandy Hook-related suicides and New Zealand’s weapons ban; Silent Trailer

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

Keith’s girlfriend and dirty talk; military canines and comics; Keith’s Lyft accident; ballet heckling; Mötley Crüe’s biopic; Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s human trafficking-related prostitution admission; Keith’s sexy jail stories

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-26.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:58pm EDT

KATG: Lifesavers; fashion design and what’s hot; Keith and Chemda’s annual dinner; why straight men are offended by gay men; Beyoncé; public masturbation poll results
Direct download: KATG-2019-03-25.mp3
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My Name Is Keith; Chemda's knee surgery updates; NYC working on banning sex crime offenders from the subway; Olivia Jade publically angry at mom Lori Loughlin for damaging her career as an influencer; Kit Harington (Game of Thrones' Jon Snow) needed therapy after his character died 3 seasons ago; Andrea's (intense) love of snakes  

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-22.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:16pm EDT

Sobriety, drunkenness, drugs and Paul Hooper

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:14pm EDT

Hotel rooms; multiple sclerosis and $3,000-a-month medicine; age, media influencers, and the college cheating scandal; School of Rock guitar thief; Warner Bros.' CEO; frustrated school bus drivers

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 4:29pm EDT

The live-streaming murders in Christchurch, New Zealand; condoms stapled to business cards; Chemda's new dating plan

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-19.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:24pm EDT

How to impress your lover; hiring a cleaner; Drunk News; The Catholic Church vs. SNL; school bus driver yells at MAGA hat wearer; MySpace's 50 million lost songs

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-18.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT

Travelling the globe to find yourself; winning the TV game show Paid Off; Thailand's happy ending massages; travelling with depression; romance halfway around the world

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-15.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

311's Caribbean Cruise and the Bahamas; HBO's Crashing cancelled; Mike reviews Captain Marvel; DMV worker demands cash and female gropes; the challenges of NYC; comics having children; the college test scandal

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-14.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:42pm EDT

The richest cities; the hipster look; Behind the Curve flat earther documentary reviewed; delivery man dips testicles in customer's salsa; the problem with guns; Jussie Smollet indicted on 16 felony counts

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:24pm EDT

Kylie Jenner's self-made billion dollars; Podfest Multimedia Expo; Ash Wednesday; R. Kelly's Gayle King interview; Alex Trebek's stage 4 cancer; Captain Marvel reviewed
Direct download: KATG-2019-03-12.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:05pm EDT

14 YEARS; Leaving Neverland reactions; Chemda's ex moving out; Mara's cheating lover; smelly privates and dirty talk

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-07.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 1:43am EDT

Circumcision; first time at a sex party; using your fluids as perfume; flying for sex 

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-06.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT

Chemda's celibacy struggles; three-way interviews and domination play; Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson; Beverly Hills, 90210's Luke Perry's stroke and death; The Prodigy's Keith Flint committed suicide; Selma Blair announces her MS; Steven Spielberg vs. Streaming Movies; Green Book and Sebastian Maniscalco reviewed

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

Our troops and civilian war games; living with your family; how to be a safe sex worker; micropenises and marriage; the Vatican's treasurer convicted on 5 counts of child sexual assault; Michael Jackson's child sexual abuse timeline and new allegations

Direct download: KATG-2019-03-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:34pm EDT

Marathon recovery; Chemda's struggle with celibacy; Robert Kraft's fun with human trafficking; R. Kelly posts bail and violates release terms; 2019 Oscars; the popularity of Harry Potter; Wisconsin school gives students Big Booty and Big Boobie awards

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-29.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 12:44am EDT

Brody Stevens' suicide; PETA vs. the dead Steve Irwin; R. Kelly; Jessie Smollett; your DNA; subway dragging; Robert Kraft and human trafficking; Chemda's 10-year anniversary; China, Thailand, dirty talk, and relationships 

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:22pm EDT

Keith's military career; adopted by a different race; social media telling you who died; cops play Russian roulette; The New York Times and Whitey Puzzleman's Crossword Hour

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-22.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:46pm EDT

Kevin Doucet; sobriety and weed; Chris's rape; fetishes; physical therapy ans social work; Anthony Weiner's halfway house; finding out you're a totally different ethnicity

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Presidents' Day; 11-year-old arrested for not saying Pledge of Allegiance; Kim Jong-un's edible clothing line; Colin Kaepernick's collusion case settled; criminals call Ubers for crimes; man deliberately destroys Sean 'Diddy' Combs's wax statue; planning

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

The Rise of David Assman; Keith, Chemda, and Valentine's Day; Keith, Chuck E. Cheese's, and the new kids; puppies eating sex toys and road rage against an ex; Aunt Chemda's nephew; Dina Lohan to marry complete stranger; Robert De Niro's meltdown; Alita: Battle Angel and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part reviewed; Michelle Rodriguez defends Liam Neeson's racism; Empire's Jussie Smollett's seemingly made up hate crime; Ryan Adams' underage sexting and abusive behavior; Anthony Weiner out of jail

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-19.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:24pm EDT

Weight watchers; facial hair; reality TV; food addiction; video games with your students; El Chapo found guilty

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-15.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:03pm EDT

Your parents on social media; Dave Assman not allowed his name on his license plate; Joe owns 7 birds; Justin Bieber's celibacy and marriage to Hailey Baldwin; best man speeches

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

Chemda's spoon collection; Valentine's Day; psychedelics and life lessons; anti-vaxxers; 2019 Grammy Awards

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-12.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

The American Meme; Kerryn's sex and dating life; Ellen Page vs. Chris Pratt; New York Post and SNL; Viggo Mortensen, Liam Neeson, and black people; Virginia's blackface problem and the KKK in Keith's hometown; Keith vs. The Ballet; Valentine's Day; Delta and Coca-Cola's intrusive marketing campaign; throwing out wedding mementos; a dating app based on your refrigerator; YOU; ridiculous pornography

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 10:11pm EDT

The origins of The Good, The Dad, and The Ugly and KATG; being fired from menial jobs and relationships; sex and dirty talk; Chemda and gold-paved streets; healthcare(?); Oscars 2019 will be without a host; after a black man raped a loved one, Liam Neeson went out to find a black man to kill  

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-08.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Keith vs. Cindy Adams; OCD tendencies; Riley Reid and emotional attachments; dating age differences; living lie-free; bad breakups, praying hands, and cocaine; Super Bowl fights; Pete Davidson dating Kate Beckinsale; Jeff Bezos's $20 million pulled Super Bowl ad; your family name

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-07.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Dating a therapist; what celibacy taught Chemda; men and penis sensitivity; stalking and YOU; Ariana Grande's twice miswritten tattoo; man caught by police through his bragging tweet; how to respond to a sneeze

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-06.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:18pm EDT

Keith's family history and his amazing singing ability; Keith's friend Richard Marx; man caught on tape faking awkward slip and fall; Super Bowl LIII and Keith's new children; Best Drunk Kevin Doucet writes in

Direct download: KATG-2019-02-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:39pm EDT

Artie Lange, addicts, and family dynamics; psychedelics and anxiety; not living with your spouse; behind-the-scenes of Impractical Jokers; Super Bowl LIII and fantasy football; forgetting the Holocaust; Pete Davidson on Ariana Grande

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-31.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 12:28am EDT

Middle Easterners and America; Chemda's Uber driver; banning upskirt photos; man defends masturbating saying he was simply scratching crabs; To Catch a Predator host's law troubles; DMX out of jail; man with family kicked off flight over odor

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-30.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Commercial acting; keeping up with models; family drama and alcohol; Chemda's ex-husband oddly comments on her social media; Chemda's mobility

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-29.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

The 2018 KATGuh Awards Ceremony, Keith's amazing musical awareness, Chemda's new porn star friend, and how to survive a government shutdown

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-28.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:45pm EDT

Living with your parents as an adult; style and comfort; your father and your girlfriends; joking with strangers; 2019 Golden Raspberry Awards nominees; the sequel to What Women Want; mental health; Toto's Africa; your dating profile

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-25.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:01pm EDT

Porn preferences; the trouble with computers syncing; Trump and MLK Jr.; Fox announces the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg; the transgender military ban; 2019 Oscar nominations; Super Bowl LIII; comedian Kevin Barnett died in Mexico

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-23.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:06pm EDT

Chemda re-discovers porn, thanks porn star; semen to solve back pain; March for Life vs. Indigenous Peoples March; white supremacists trick celebrities to record racist messages; Dante's sex moves; proposing on Ambien; Gavin McInnes and the Proud Boys

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:21pm EDT

Porn; being pronounced dead prematurely; The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons turns down $50,000,000 to continue the show

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-18.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Most Chemda the Slob Moment revisited; loving an officer while on a restraining order; licking doorbells; the state of bodegas; how to get drunk off fabrics; the crucified Ronald McDonald

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-17.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 1:02am EDT

Being nice in the new year; releasing religion; GoFundMe Trump Wall campaign breaks terms of service; Trump says he never said Mexico would pay for The Wall; fans try to prove they could make Chicago Bears missed field goal kick

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-16.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Supporting newspapers; writing off your family; what you want in a partner; friendship and comedians; Louis C.K.'s STD and his return

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-15.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

The 2018 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23pm EDT

Keith's girlfriend and his hometown; (not watching?) porn; listeners' advice questions

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT

Dabbling in sobriety; thinking no one knows you're high; the retirement of drug-sniffing dogs; the most addictive substances; Eliot Spitzer hides mistresses in luggage

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:27pm EDT

Whitesplaining; The Wall's GoFundMe; Home Alone, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee, Creed II, and Welcome to Marwen reviewed; a fight club of 3-year-olds

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-09.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:30pm EDT

Celibacy and positivity; unbelievable porn; abusive fathers; drunk history; 2019 Golden Globes

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:23pm EDT

New Year's Eve; the end of the world; Bird Box and Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-07.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:46pm EDT

Chemda's destroyed leg; family holiday cards; 2018's Pittsburgh Steelers; Chemda shits her pants; Keith's love of family and hate of God; Chemda's Girl Voice; Les Moonves's severed severance; Kevin Spacey's sexual assault trial and odd Frank Underwood YouTube video; Louis C.K.'s old man-style rant on the younger generation; fun with social media

Direct download: KATG-2019-01-02.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 1:12am EDT