Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Keith and Chemda are here to remind you that the YouTube-featured KATG Marathon is this Saturday! 24-hours! Easily over 50 of your favorite comedians! Meanwhile, the duo discusses MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag, GOP lawmaker George Santos promising never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”, and a man who is not an airplane pilot being offended that his wife doesn’t recognize him as an airplane pilot in mixed company. They also cover the Michigan priest who says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people, the woman who killed an Instagram lookalike to fake her own death, and the Seattle woman who returned home to find a smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath.
Direct download: KATG-2023-02-02.mp3
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Super Bowl 58! The offensive Empire State Building! Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course! Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone! Oscars 2023 nominations! Razzie 2023 controversies! Me oh my!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-31.mp3
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Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-27.mp3
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The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations

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Keith and Chemda have their Super Bowl bet! But it’s not all fun and games. They also delve into the collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos, the 20 Google searches that Brian Walshe looked up to properly kill his wife, and the latest goings-on with Capitol insurrectionists as they celebrate their second anniversary.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda want to discuss your children. They’re talking school, drugs, sex, guns, and Rick and Morty. Cheers!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-20.mp3
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The first KATG guest of the new year, Meghan Hanley, joins us in celebration of her new album This Happy, and we cover everything Meghan featuring Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports. We also break down the The Gas Stove Controversy and how you can get rich from it. Other hot stove issues include the American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders and Marie Osmond continuing to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-18.mp3
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It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-13.mp3
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It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner.

Direct download: KATG-2023-01-11.mp3
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Football’s stupid so let’s just move on. Keith and Chemda discuss new passports, new hotels, your neighbors, and the wily ways of Dominicans.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-09.mp3
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Live from New York City and the Dominican Republic, Keith and Chemda discuss the state of nations, Chemda’s fight against liquids, and Keith’s NYC road test. ¡Que disfrutes!
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic, the health of Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin, and a lister being very disturbed about how Keith treated his own mother during her final days.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-04.mp3
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The Pope, Barbara Walters, and St. Kathryn are all gathered around as Keith and Chemda discuss everything that happened over the holidays, from Donald Trump’s NFTs to Bill Cosby’s new stand-up tour to Greta Thunberg arresting Andrew Tate for rape.
Direct download: KATG-2023-01-02.mp3
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Bianca Brady hosts Last Week on KATG with this special episode reminiscing on KATG’s recent episodes and the weekend that Keith spent away for his mom’s funeral.
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Christian Finnegan helps KATG close out the year with talk about friends, family, and paradise.
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NEW DAD EMAILS! NEW DAD EMAILS! NEW DAD EMAILS!
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Chemda is a year wiser and Keith is fake angrier. That Regal movie theater opening that features classic movie lines is really pissing him off.
Direct download: KATG-2022-12-05.mp3
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Danny Vega joins KATG with a few Am I the Assholes to help celebrate The Birthday Girl!
Direct download: KATG-2022-12-02.mp3
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Ariel Elias returns to KATG and the gang discusses Keith’s #1 song of 2022 being Fan Sounds: 1 Hour of Relaxing White Noise to Calm Down by Relaxing White Noise Sounds, Ariel Elias having a hard seltzer can thrown at her head during a stand-up show, and Will Smith’s non-apology to Trevor Noah over slapping Chris Rock to sell Apple TV+’s Emancipation.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-30.mp3
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Matty Ryan is new to KATG but he’s ready to tackle this crazy world, from Britney Spears’s latest spins to shoving jump-rope up your penis for pleasure. The gang also discusses the horror-comedy The Menu, Jonah Hill’s interview with his psychiatrist: Stutz, and Ghislaine Maxwell: Filthy Rich.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-28.mp3
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Comedy thriving yet Silent Trailers losing Myq Kaplan gets us all geared up for the Adventure of Thanksgiving. The gang also discusses the myth of octopuses, The 2022 Dancing with the Stars finale, and Andy Dick being sentenced to 90 days in jail and registering as a sex offender. Thank you for listening with the utmost of appreciation.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-23.mp3
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Alongside Chemda and Rojo Perez, Keith Malley—King of Silent Trailers—discusses his latest movie outings. The group also talks about when it’s right to call 911, when it’s right to hit that deli bell, and how not to die too much.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-21.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to argue Hollywood, Mariah Carey’s claim as the Queen of Christmas, Elon Musk’s success, and what constitutes a pirate.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-18.mp3
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Ali Kolbert joins KATG to discuss her engagement, gender roles, celebrity sightings as an NBC page, and Donald Trump announcing his 2024 presidential run.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-16.mp3
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Beloved Casey James Salengo revisits KATG to discuss a VR headset that kills you in real life if you die in a game, Dave Chappelle’s controversial 15-minute SNL monologue regarding anti-Semitism, and an 11-year-old getting a perfect IQ score of 162, among a whole mess of other insanity. And to think it’s only Monday!
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-14.mp3
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Everyone’s favorite, Calvin Cato, joins KATG to discuss Veterans Day, the Republican Party pulling away from Donald Trump after his promise of a Red Wave didn’t pan out, and Alex Jones being ordered to pay an additional $473 million in punitive damages on top of the $965 million he was already ordered to pay in his second Sandy Hook hoax trial. The gang also discusses Gallagher the comedian dead at 76, Chemda’s new leg tumor (!!!), and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Also, Calvin learns about Sniffies.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-11.mp3
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Billy Wayne Davis, our foreign correspondent, returns to help discuss voting and the 2022 midterm elections as well as his life, his new special Testify, and DMT. Also, the KATG Kickstarter has begun! WOOOOOO!
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When asked what Carmen Lagala would like to promote, she typed, “This ASS”. When asked about her credits, she replied, “Colbert I guess?” When asked if there’s any other info we should know: “Was I gay last time I was on the show?” And we’re off! Also be sure to join us Wednesday live at 3 p.m. ET on YouTube for the launch of the Kickstarter that later leads to our 24-hour comedy marathon with over 50 of the greatest comics!
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-07.mp3
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Carrie Gravenson returns to help us break down Movember and Keith’s manliness. The trio also discusses Kanye West’s supposed November verbal fast, Kyrie Iriving joining the anit-Semitic flat-earther community, and Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz receiving 17 life sentences. They also discuss James Cordon seemingly losing goodwill everywhere.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-04.mp3
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Katie Hannigan joins Sarah Tollemache’s return to KATG. The gang discusses What Is Woman, listener Barbi describes side-shitting, and frontrunner Jordin Sparks is shockingly eliminated from Dancing with the Stars.
Direct download: KATG-2022-11-02.mp3
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KATG is joined by Gabe Mollica who helps dissect what it takes to make and keep friends; Twitter, Elon Musk, and okaying hate speech; and Paul Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, being hit in the head with a hammer by an assailant in his home. Also, Keith explains his hate for The Karate Kid’s Ralph Macchio, and Chemda shows how it relates to Keith’s dad.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-31.mp3
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The lovable curmudgeon Shalewa Sharpe rejoins KATG to help discuss Keith’s health diagnosis, Keith vs. Big Chair, and the news, including Elon Musk buying Twitter and firing its upper management and how this affects Dogecoin. The trio talks about Tom Brady’s Thursday Night Football loss and Tom Brady’s Friday Morning Divorce Filing as well as Kanye West being dropped by T.J. Maxx followed by the closing of Kanye’s top secret $15,000/year Donda Academy. The show is wrapped up with a scientific study officially proving that your cat hates you, and the gang revisits the Eats Paste stand-up cheating scandal.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-28.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss Keith’s latest health update and every listener separately having the correct diagnosis. The duo also discusses predator poachers, Adidas finally dropping Kanye West, Dancing with the Stars’ latest elimination, and the fact that 30% of the KATG audience believe in ghosts. Keith also looks at his upbringing and lets you know the proper way to raise your child.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-26.mp3
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Christi Chiello brings her friend Hope D! from The LaughtHER Collective to help discuss comedy equality and inclusion as well as engagement and wedding talk, erotic ghosts, and a judge sentencing an ex-wife to give her ex-husband the boudoir photos that she took for him earlier in the relationship.
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Funnyman Nick Vatterott joins KATG to talk comedy and James Corden vs. Keith McNally. Chemda recounts a request at IKEA for Xerxes to fake-kidnap a couple’s child.
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Sam Evans returns! The trio discusses mosquitoes being attracted to beautiful people, Netflix charging you extra for the people you share your account with, and Jada Pinkett Smith’s new book. They also discuss Meghan Markle’s beef with Deal or No Deal, trans cats, and George Floyd’s family filing a $250 million lawsuit against Kanye West. Herschel Walker is doubling down on his fake police badge, and K-pop superstars BTS are required to do military service. We have our latest Dancing with the Stars departure, and we learn some mind-boggling life hacks.
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Brother Love and Craig Klein join KATG to discuss what Keith is like as a house guest. The gang also discusses Angela Lansbury’s death, Alex Jones’s billion dollar punishment, and Sam Champion’s departure from Dancing with the Stars. They also discuss Kanye West’s anti-Semitism and Season 2 of The January 6th Hearings.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-17.mp3
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It’s Hollywood Craig Klein! Keith, Chemda, and Hollywood discuss not only Keith’s upcoming vacation with Craig, but also your computers’ algorithm, Pres. Biden pardoning over 6,500 people convicted on federal charges of simple possession of marijuana, and the upcoming torture of 2022’s Hellraiser.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-07.mp3
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Keith’s brother is trying to gaslight Keith over sucking his father’s thumb, and Listener Bananas is trying to gaslight Keith into thinking Call Me by Your Name was a sweet love story and not a manipulative perverted creepshow. And you know what happens when Keith gets gaslit; HE GETS FAKE ANGRY!!! Carrie Gravenson joins in to sarcastically help calm him down as the trio discusses Yom Kippur, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s divorce attorneys, and Chemda’s latest doctor visit.
Direct download: KATG-2022-10-05.mp3
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It’s another great hang with Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin! The gang discusses life, love, and the first Urban Dictionary Spelling Bee.
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It’s all here! How do you be a perfect host or house guest? World travelers Keith and Chemda help save the day! The duo also discusses why people aren’t going to movie theaters, the latest Dancing with the Stars victim, and the controversy over Netflix’s Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story. Enjoy; and remember, if your dad tells you that it’s that time of the year to suck his thumb again, it’s probably a trick.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-28.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here with some great news (you helped save a captured American soldier) and some horrific news (Keith was forced to suck his dad’s thumb once a year). The duo discusses Keith’s 2022 Friends Tour, and Chemda gets to the bottom of Keith’s trauma by discussing the rules of Keith’s house, room by room.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-26.mp3
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Lizzy Cassidy returns with her Close Calls Podcast co-host Kevin Casey White, and they discuss near-death experiences and alcohol recovery. They also help break down the latest with Adam Levine’s eyebrow-raising DMs and Jeff Garlin revealing he has bi-polar disorder a day before the Season 10 premiere of The Goldbergs, which he was fired from for inappropriate behavior.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss today in pop culture, including Maroon 5’s Adam Levine’s multiple affairs and their Dancing with the Stars 2022 predictions (even though neither of them ever watched an episode).
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-21.mp3
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KATIE HOLMES WAS SPOTTED ON THE NYC SUBWAY MAYBE! Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s latest hospital visit, and listener Elin reaches the end of her boyfriend drama. The duo discusses a Jack in the Box curly fries shooting, Matthew McConaughy’s Dallas Sting movie being scrapped over allegations regarding the original true story, and Jeff Garlin’s character on The Goldberg’s being killed off for season 10 over multiple on-set misconduct allegations.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-19.mp3
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Gianmarco Soresi returns to help make sense of Keith’s solo worldwide adventures. The trio discusses the role of your partner, politics and family, and Chemda’s vomit-filled camping trip. Enjoy.
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Erin Maguire, fresh off her new album Baseline Presentable, joins KATG as a brand new guest, and you’ll fall in love. The trio discusses Jerry Seinfeld’s Kith photoshoot, Erin recording Harlequin Romance audiobooks, the endless death of Queen Elizabeth II, Britney Spears fat-shaming Christina Aguilera, and Merriam-Webster’s new words. No cap; this is straight bussin.

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Deep thinkers Myq Kaplan and Shane Mauss join KATG, and the gang discusses psychedelics and the psych ward, Joe Biden walking back his comments on Trump supporters, and the largest sentence yet for a Capitol insurrectionist.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-02.mp3
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Betsy & Jack Helmuth return to KATG, and the gang discusses Leonardo DiCaprio splitting from his latest girlfriend for having the audacity to age over 25, Sharon Stone breaking up with her boyfriend after he demanded she get Botox, and Charlie Sheen settling a lawsuit with a woman he knowingly exposed to HIV. Also, and quite importantly, they teach you the best ways to test a relationship early on.

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Fan favorite Liz Miele revisits KATG to discuss life, love, rekindling relationships, and moving on. The trio talks about Keith heroically and bravely visiting Fire Island and returning ALL ON HIS OWN, allowing teachers to paddle your child, and student loan forgiveness. The gang also covers Nick Cannon’s 10th child and the Hooters waitress that was caught dipping buffalo wings into her vagina to serve to rude customers. Bon Appétit.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-29.mp3
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New guest Benny Feldman joins Keith and Chemda to discuss performing stand-up with cursing Tourette syndrome, and Chemda shares her Atlantic City/7-Eleven Adventures of Death.
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Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck return to cover a wide range of topics. Let’s see here … Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation is breaking computers, Mariah Carey is fighting legally to be the Queen of Christmas, and Dennis Rodman is ready to free Brittney Griner. Meanwhile, Russia overtook a Ukraine nuclear power plant, a white teacher in Rochester, NY had his black 7th-grade social studies class pick cotton and wear handcuffs and shackles as a slavery lesson, and Deshaun Watson’s multiple sexual assault punishment went from sitting out 6 games to sitting out 11 games. Ready to listen? Let’s have some fun!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-22.mp3
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New guest Jesse Crosson, who has been out of prison for one year, joins us as we discuss his two decades in prison, his rehabilitation, and his life’s work in prison reform. AND KEITH PASSED HIS LEARNER DRIVER PERMIT TEST!
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Danny Vega joins us along with his usual group of assholes, and Keith and Chemda help break it all down. They got pants-shitting, Trump’s stolen classified records, annoying nicknames, what it means to be a child, and the rules to ruining a good time. Enjoy!
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COVID-19 IS OVER! At least that’s what the CDC is having us believe. Keith and Chemda discuss that big news as well as actress Anne Heche not being expected to survive her intoxicated 90 mph car crashes. Disgraced actor, sexual assaulter, and cannibal-wannabe Armie Hammer’s new job is selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands, and the duo tries to make sense of it.
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Samantha Ruddy makes her long-awaited return to KATG, and she helps discuss her personal life as well as Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home being raided by the FBI, Facebook giving private messages about an illegal abortion between a daughter and her mom to local authorities, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller robbing bottles of alcohol from a Vermont home.
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Keith and Chemda share the top stories with you, which includes Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s break-up after 9 months, John Lequizamo calling out James Franco, Alex Jones being forced to pay an additional $45.2 million to the first family in his Sandy Hook-related trials, and Alec Baldwin’s thoughts and prayers to Anne Heche following her two 100 mph drunk driving crashes.
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Court is in session! The fabulous Courtney Maginnis rejoins KATG to help discuss why we live in New York City, Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99, and an 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard who texted her supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early. A Russian court sentenced American Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison, Alex Jones’s first fake news trial cost him $4.1 million, and Kevin Spacey was sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31 million over sexual harrassment. The news is hot and heavy, but with Courtney, everything is easy and breezy, baby.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-05.mp3
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Surprise, surprise, surprise! Kansas, a dark red voting state and the first to vote if their state should protect abortion, voted that their state constitution should indeed protect the right to abortion! With the help of new guest and comedian Fahim Anwar, KATG tackles more political news by covering Cracker Barrel aficionados being upset at Cracker Barrel going woke by providing vegan options, Donald Trump’s political tricks, a Capitol insurrectionist being sentenced to 7 years in prison, and America killing Al Qaeda’s leader. After getting to know all about Fahim, the trio dissects the engagement of comic Dane Cook, 50, and singer/fitness instructor Kelsi Taylor, 23. Wait, what?!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-03.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are interacting with you live, so be subscribed to KATG.com/YouTube! After a Chemda Health Check and a discussion about winning the lottery, KATG covers how tricky people try to have you, the listener, make up stories in their favor. Examples include Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson voting against the same-sex marriage bill before attending his gay son’s wedding and Will Smith’s simple video apology to Chris Rock. The duo also talks about Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello being accidentally tackled by his own security guard, R. Kelly’s former manager being convicted of calling in an active-shooter threat to stop the showing of Surviving R. Kelly, and Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr. wanting to declare ‘ghosting’ emotional abuse. Hit that bell, baby!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-01.mp3
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The REAL open book Kevin Allison joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss male yeast infections, bed wetting, COVID, and the wonder of penises.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-29.mp3
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New guest Ben Rosenfeld joins the party, and the trio discusses the latest with Chemda’s COVID attack, Keith’s air fryer(!!!), and child rearing. Ben describes his prosopagnosia, and the gang talks about the practicality of noting sex sessions in your family calendar.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-27.mp3
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Mike Cannon returns to KATG as the gang discusses Chemda’s COVID, Mike’s 3-year-old son, and Melania Trump not knowing about the January 6th Capitol insurrection.
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Christian Finnegan, who first joined KATG in 2007(!), completes the trio that discusses the outtakes from then-President Donald Trump’s Jan. 7th insurrection speech, Republican senators saying that protecting same-sex marriage is a waste of time, and University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage tweeting, “Can we at least try to find a cure for homosexuality, especially among men?” KATG revisits children in bars, talks about sensitive and manipulative social media posters, and delves into the asshole that is Thor.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-22.mp3
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Kyle Ocasio joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss babies in bars, how to properly hire a hitman, and Kyle’s psychic experience. Keith promises to get a psychic reading as well.
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Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG as the group discusses her family, her lover, and the state of the world: guns, hate, and vacuum cleaner fucking.
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May Wilkerson is back, baby! The trio discusses Jill Biden citing “bogadas” and breakfast tacos to praise Latino diversity, Donald Trump knowing if he’ll run again for President or not, and Ivana Trump being found dead on the staircase of her home at age 73. Kevin Spacey is reaching Bill Cosby numbers, and Keith reviews Elvis and Thor: Love and Thunder. May also describes her dating life and the horrors of letting a man down.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-15.mp3
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Returning guest Rachel Green brings along her new podcast partner Kirsten O’Brien to help discuss the thrilling(?) James Webb Telescope pictures, the cowardly Uvalde, Texas police officers caught on video camera during the shooting, and Bradley Cooper and Huma Abedin’s love affair. Also, Dave Chappelle’s controversial special The Closer is nominated for an Emmy, and the group discusses sex positivity and openness.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-13.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are back from the July 4th break to discuss what Independence Day means in 2022 as well as how Keith nailed Kyle(’s birthday). Are you good with your partner vacationing alone? They also talk about King Joey Chestnut and the real bad boys of comedy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-11.mp3
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Carrie Gravenson revisits KATG to discuss the world — from the latest Supreme Court decisions and Rudy Giuliani’s false police report to R. Kelly being sentenced to 30 years in prison. The biggest news however: KEITH GOT HIS STATE I.D. AND IS A REAL PERSON! Carrie discusses her trips to Canada and Italy, the trio talks about a new vegan burger that tastes like human flesh, and the gang comments on the Australian mayor who visited victims of drunk-driving only to then crash her car drunk-driving an hour later. Happy KATG Day!
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-01.mp3
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New guest Michael Harrison joins KATG to discuss the freedom of doing comedy in character as well as abortion as related to church and state. The trio also discusses the Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling of allowing a high school football coach to pray with his students on the football field, and Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for working to let underage girls be sexually abused. Michael discusses his odd family dynamics and looks at his past relationships.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-29.mp3
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KATG gets personal in this revisiting of the overturning of Roe v. Wade. They also discuss Kyle Rittenhouse’s video game Kyle Rittenhouse Turkey Shoot where the player shoots at the lamestream media and a story of a 24-year-old woman held hostage and raped who got help by adding a text to her captor’s Grubhub order. Enjoy the comedy!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-27.mp3
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America is falling apart, but it’s still a party thanks to KATG supporter Paige who gathered your favorite KATG personalities all in one place! The gang discusses the overturning of Roe v. Wade, the FDA’s ban on Juul e-cigarettes, and the American military volunteers who were captured by Russians in Ukraine. They also talk about Keith’s recent adventures at the DMV (spoiler: he forgot to bring the original Constitution with him) as well as Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure. Was Keith’s dad involved?!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-24.mp3
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Calvin Cato joins KATG to help discuss ingratitude as well as Bill Cosby losing his latest rape trial, Dave Chappelle announcing that he is a once in a lifetime talent, and Katt Williams claiming he has more stand-up specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.) Calvin also shares the latest fight with his boyfriend over a mouse in the house.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-22.mp3
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Following an update on Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold, Murf Meyer is Self-Medicated’s Murf Meyer joins in to help discuss harm reduction, self-medication, and children. The trio also discusses how white people should honor Juneteenth, Netflix’s Spiderhead, and the internet begging Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time. The gang also talks about The Flash’s Ezra Miller mocking authorities that are searching for them and the 50 students at Seattle Pacific University that handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people. And that concludes Season 1 of KATG. See you tomorrow for Season 2.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-20.mp3
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J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-17.mp3
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Zach Sherwin regales KATG with raps, stories of friendships and lies, and alternative love.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-15.mp3
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Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss it all: Johnny Depp celebrates his court win drunk, SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15, and a woman was awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car. Boston is trying out subway pee sensors, and a Mexican town’s footbridge collapsed during its inaugural stroll causing the dignitaries to crash into the water. The mayor blames it on people jumping on the bridge before the walk.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-13.mp3
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Fan fave Rojo Perez joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a listener letter, Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion, Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller still in the hot seat. It’s Morbin’ Time, baby.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your letters, and they include the follow-up to Melony debating about snooping through her man’s phone, Lucy debating about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time, and Vincient Garcia letting Keith know that he’s gotten too P.C. A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles, Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2, Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes, and rapist Harvey Weinstein is suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019. Oh, NOW you speak up, Harvey!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-08.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here with you to discuss a listener letter regarding confronting a potential cheater as well as covering your behavior as a Devil’s advocate, the nation’s shocking thoughts on mass shootings, and the power to compare anything to anything.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda return after their Memorial Day break to discuss Jada Pinkett Smith’s deep hope for celebrity reconciliation, Bill Cosby’s charges from raping a 16-year-old at the Playboy Mansion, and the fallout from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Memorial Day weekend had at least 14 mass shootings across the United States, but nothing can be done about it apparently, so let’s all try to enjoy the day the best we can. Happy Pride Month!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-03.mp3
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Listener favorite Shalewa Sharpe joins KATG to discuss finding love through phone scams. The trio also discusses more information that came out about the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting including the 40 cops with weapons that waited for better equipped tactical officers to arrive. Actor Ray Liotta unexpectedly passed away in his sleep, Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for possessing child porn, and Kevin Spacey was hit with 4 more counts of sexual assault in the U.K. while taking the stand in Manhattan for an unrelated sexual abuse case. Have a great Memorial Thing!

Direct download: KATG-2022-05-27.mp3
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New guest, comic, and former youth pastor Dustin Nickerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting, the capturing of the NYC Q Train shooter, and violence begetting violence. Also, Keith saw a special viewing of Top Gun: Maverick, and Maverick still has a problem with authority. With that said, when he’s right … oh man he’s right.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-25.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your KATG reviews and cover your P.O. Box mail. Myka Fox joins the group to discuss romance and love bombing, dealing with tinnitus, and her recent … mugging? NYC just had its fourth subway homicide in 2022, the last NYC public payphone will be removed, and Keith reviews the horror movie Men. Place your bets.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-23.mp3
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Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-20.mp3
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Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-18.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-16.mp3
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Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-14.mp3
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Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-11.mp3
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New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-09.mp3
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Dylan Adler joins KATG to discuss his news-making backflip, and the gang talks about being buried alive (It’s still happening, people!), the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack aftermath, edibles, and the multiverse.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-06.mp3
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Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-04.mp3
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Keith and Chemda catch up with Clark Jones and his journey through therapy: family, death, and dating
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-02.mp3
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Am I The Asshole’s Danny Vega joins KATG to help discuss his recent move to L.A., our fast food nation, and a horse and its trainer on meth. Danny reviews The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Chemda saw a movie in a theater!!!: Everything Everywhere All at Once. Then the trio judges three yell-inducing Am I The Asshole posts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-29.mp3
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KATG regular Nick Turner catches us up on his life, marriage, and son, and he helps dive into hot topics such as Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s blood rituals, the true story behind the horror movie Hostel, Will Smith’s spiritual tour, and Nicolas Cage’s meta comedy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-27.mp3
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Oh, such a perfect day. Keith and Chemda reminisce on the Washington Square Park rendezvous with The Morrows, they follow up on the stories regarding Mike Tyson and Bill Murray’s violent behaviors, and Keith shares the latest back and forths with his father which, to Keith’s happiness, was shared with Keith’s siblings in real time.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-25.mp3
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Hollywood historian Jesse Thorn joins KATG to cover all the Holly-weirdness including the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Bill Murray’s inappropriate on set behavior, and Mike Tyson beating up an airline passenger. That’s La La Land, baby!
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-22.mp3
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KATG veteran Chris Laker joins KATG to help discuss why Chris stopped smoking weed, Keith and his dad reconnecting after 2 years, and what Keith sees in his dad that’s also in British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Also, Chris found God thanks to Steve Harvey.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-20.mp3
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Liz Miele joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a myriad of topics including Keith’s birthday, his Dad’s new emails, and the deaths of Gilbert Gottfried and Patrick Carlin. The trio also discusses the NYC subway shooting and the Boston Marathon facing off against Russia.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-18.mp3
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