Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-12.mp3
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Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-09.mp3
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Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-07.mp3
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We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-02.mp3
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After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss love problems, New York’s legalization of recreational weed, Ever Given and the Suez Canal catastrophe, coronavirus and coronavaccine updates, and APRIL’S KATG WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-29.mp3
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Comedy legend Dana Gould (stand-up, The Ben Stiller Show writer, The Simpsons producer) talks about the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood actors such as Tom Cruise, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry King, the toll his impersonations take on his health, and The Problem with Apu. The gang also discuss growing up and dealing with religion, having right-wing siblings, how to make a relationship work, and how to introduce a new love to your children. And Dana was a juror in a murder trial.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-26.mp3
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Comedy writer Jen Spyra joins KATG to talk about the rated R version of Mrs. Doubtfire, Krispy Kreme’s free donuts to vaccinated people, and Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch. The gang discusses love at Kennywood, The Onion, the behind-the-scenes of writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, how to successfully submit a writing packet, and why it’s important for all women to see Blood Diamond.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-24.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are joined by longtime friend Craig Klein as they discuss Miami Beach’s out of control Spring Break, a volatile episode of Silent Trailers, and an inside look at comedian Andy Dick. The gang then delve into the #1 trending Los Angeles Times article on L.A.’s Cloak & Dagger and the sexual misconduct of Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-22.mp3
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Wayne joins the fun to talk about basketball legend Pistol Pete Maravich, the history of stand-up comedy, and how to hear what women are saying anywhere and anytime. The gang talks about agnostics, atheists, and self-help, as well as parental and relationship problems. And Chemda saw Taxi Driver.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-19.mp3
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The hosts of Dyking Out and We’re Having Gay Sex join the party to discuss the conservative crusade against Wet Ass Pussy, Keith’s COVID-19 test, New York Governor Mario Cuomo’s large hands and gross touches, Sharon Osbourne’s sexist and racist behind-the-scenes comments on The Talk, and when you make your parents cry.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-17.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the stress of Steak and Blowjob Day before diving into the world’s news. Chris Harrison is dropped as host of The Bachelorette, George Floyd’s family received a $27 million settlement, and Keith enjoyed his weekend by watching the final part of HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and hearing the return of accused pedophile Chris D’Elia’s podcast. KATG talk Grammys and Oscar nominations and then Keith gives a parental update on his mother’s healthcare and his father’s manipulation.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-15.mp3
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Wyatt talks about his letter campaign to get on SNL and how it landed him an internship on the show, his attempt to interview his father’s murderer, being the only black person at work/in the writers’ room, and his disagreement with a sketch that led to a fight with Jon Stewart while working at The Daily Show
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-12.mp3
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Abuse, drugs, and the Harm Reduction movement
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda’s yearly celebratory meal goes digital and listeners reminisce; Allen vs. Farrow; Keith and Kyle’s cat make up; Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan; Coming 2 America reviewed; 2021 Critics’ Choice Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-08.mp3
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Keith vs. Kyle’s cat; Chemda reviews Nomadland; Mr. Show’s Jay Johnston and the Capitol insurrection; man stabbed to death by his cockfighting rooster
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-05.mp3
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Being invited to coronavirus parties and states opening up 100%; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 French bulldogs anonymously returned; pedophilitic USA Olympic gymnastics coach commits suicide; Chris D’Elia’s child exploitation lawsuit; Tiger Woods’ shattering car accident
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-03.mp3
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Training your father and dealing with his replacements; 78th Golden Globe Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-01.mp3
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VR porn; therapy scams; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 dogs; Britney Spears, Columbus Short, and the N-word; Jews vs. SNL
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-26.mp3
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America tallies over 500,000 COVID-19 deaths but still support your AMC movie theater; I Care a Lot reviewed; HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and Woody’s autobiography Apropos of Nothing; Chris D’elia’s attempted return; Xzibit and Krista Joiner divorce; singing in front of others
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-24.mp3
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Silent Trailers and money wiring; Promising Young Woman and lowered expectations; deleting old KATG episodes; vague lovers
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-22.mp3
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Men and Valentine’s Day; COVID-19 safety; Paul Hooper’s roommate and previous KATG guest Clint Nohr died; coronamadness; Tom Brady’s Super Bowl celebration
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-19.mp3
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Valentine’s Day; Rush Limbaugh died; Lucasfilm Ltd. LLC vs. The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano feat. The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison; white Amy Cooper, who falsely accused a black bird-watcher of threatening her in Central Park, had her charges dropped
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-17.mp3
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Tattoos and Alfred Hitchcock; Trump’s second impeachment; Britney Spears
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-12.mp3
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Dogs, cats, and common sense; therapy; God
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-10.mp3
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Dogecoin; Armie Hammer and Marilyn Manson; GOP Rep. Marjorie Tayor Green’s free time; Super Bowl LV, The Weeknd, the streaker, and the game of masks

Direct download: KATG-2021-02-08.mp3
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Black Now Month; Hollyboob; Lil Uzi Vert’s $24 million pink diamond forehead implant; #MeToo finally explained, toxic relationships, and the marathon walkout
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-04.mp3
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Zoom secrets; Keith’s stock market adventure; kink
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-02.mp3
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Dishonoring the dead; Keith, Reddit, and The Stock Market; Elliot Page and Emma Portner divorce
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-27.mp3
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Super Bowl LV: Chiefs at Buccaneers (+3) and COVID-sniffing dogs; Larry King died from the coronavirus and Dave Chappelle contracted COVID at his perfectly safe shows; Fran Lebowitz’s Pretend It’s a City; Keith’s archenemy John Deforest Petrie died and may have a storage facility with Keith’s things
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-25.mp3
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Donald Trump remembered, Joe Biden’s impeachment, and Joe Exotic’s freedom

The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners

Best Fight: Ray Gootz - Chemda vs. The Gootz feat. Billy Procida
Best New Guest: Karen Morrow
Biggest Political Statement: Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito
Most Romantic Moment: Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite
Most Heartbreaking Moment: Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom
Most Ridiculous Moment: Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction
Best Rant: Ken Malley - Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:33pm EDT

President Trump’s pardons, last-minute policies, The National Garden of American Heroes, and Impeachment #2; President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.; Father Malley vs. The Nursing Home; the fight against a $15 minimum wage; NFL’s Final Four - Take 2; Gwyneth Paltrow’s goops; Tiger King and Capturing the Friedmans
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-20.mp3
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Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-15.mp3
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Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask

The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations

Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood Most

Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play

Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset

Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EDT

The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-11.mp3
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Rich people’s games; the U.S. Capitol attack, deaths, resignations, and social media; Chemda’s birthday stress
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-08.mp3
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Cultural assimilation and family; American terrorists breach U.S. Capitol; dating, Airbnb disasters, fires, and roommates not paying rent; Tanya Roberts dies twice; Kanye West and Kim Kardashian set to divorce
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-06.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

Mental health, Albuquerque, and Mother; treason and COVID-19; Cobra Kai Season 3; Hilaria Baldwin; Powerful Queen Cannon
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-04.mp3
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Kevin Spacey, Dr. Drew, dead science deniers, Kirk Cameron, Tyson Foods, His Horniness Pope Francis, Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, and Joel Osteen close out 2020; Keith's parental update; Jennifer Aniston and out of touch celebrities; Wishmaster 84: Wonder Woman reviewed
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-01.mp3
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Holidays and the COVID-19 vaccine; suicide by cop civilian knows to wear a mask; KATGuh nominations; “Dr.” Jill Biden

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-14.mp3
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Waiters eating your leftovers and KATG’s 100 for 30 stand-up shows; Lil ‘rona; Jessie Joyce vs. Rep. John Joyce; friends and money; Singer FKA twigs accuses Shia LaBeouf of sexual battery and assault; Jesse’s shirt isn’t purple

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-11.mp3
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Direct download: KATG-2020-12-09.mp3
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The COVID-19 Bat contracted coronavirus; Staten Island’s Mac’s Pub vs. virus restrictions/cops; acting like a statue to escape police; more undead; Chemda’s birthday card?; talking in your sleep

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:06pm EDT

COVID Coping, relationships, and the ruse of outdoor dining; Keith's work as a retirement home nursing assistant; Keith’s Somerset, PA radio boss Roger “The Commander” Wahl tried luring men into his ex’s home to rape her
Direct download: KATG-2020-12-04.mp3
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The Khalili siblings get together in celebration of Chemda’s 45th birthday

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-02.mp3
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COVID-19, movers and shakers, the NFL, God's wrath, and the death of Darth Vader; Keith’s Thanksgiving turkey

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-01.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:26pm EDT

Keith vs. Thanksgiving; Dave Chappelle vs. Your Feelings; Ricky Shroeder bails out Kyle Rittenhouse and calls cops for protection; punk’n’s creepy Catholic high school teacher; 31-year-old admits he raped 2 children during Washington State Patrol interview
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-25.mp3
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Mark David Chapman’s $400,000 album; President Trump, COVID-19, and the holidays; Opie and Anthony’s Naked Teen Voyeur Bus; Rudy Giuliani as NYC’s mayor; dating and sex
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:18pm EDT

COVID-19 Verzuz America feat. Gucci Mane and Jeezy; President Trump’s lawyer Bat Boy Rudy Giuliani; anti-mask violence; California’s new curfew; COVID cruises; Tyson Foods wagered money on how many workers would die in their pork processing plant from the coronavirus; the 2020 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree; Pope Francis likes sexy Instagram bikini model’s school girl outfit; 1/4th of U.S. women don’t know where their vagina is; a cat translator app
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-20.mp3
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COVID-19 and everyone’s blasé attitude; President Trump vs. The United States; sex offender theatens to kill Joe Biden celebrants; Lil Wayne’s firearm charges; Chemda debates taking Adderall; stealing; the KATG marathon; Donnie Wahlberg’s $2,020 tips; drinking at work and remembering Dan Steelers; Schitt's Creek; Super Bowl halftime performer The Weeknd
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-18.mp3
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Going home for Thanksgiving; Diamond Dog “Hollywood” Craig Klein discusses knowing Keith for 2 decades; how to run NYC
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-16.mp3
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Checking in on friends; NYC’s The Creek & The Cave closes for good; 5G, the pandemic, and conspiracies
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-13.mp3
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Keith’s Full Metal Jacket experience; U.S. Troops vs. President Trump; politicians’ fake social media accounts; Action Park; Biden voters generate 70% of America’s GDP; Biden’s tax plan and you; COVID-19 vs. The Arts; forgiving family and attempted murder
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-11.mp3
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Kids parties; Trump golfs during Biden’s win while claiming he’s the real winner; the White House’s new round of coronavirus cases; Black-ish; Keith’s TV mistress; Alex Trebek died
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-09.mp3
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Keith teaches us how to survive incarceration
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-06.mp3
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Keith dropped an AirPod in the sink
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-04.mp3
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Minimum wage and embarrassment; COVID-19, Friendly’s fate, and Halloween parties; Sean Connery died; Election Day Eve; Keith and virtual reality
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-02.mp3
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Keith’s weekend non-plans; Bianca’s health update; 50 Cent takes back his Trump endorsement thanks to Chelsea Handler while Lil Wayne takes his place; COVID-19 and republicans eating their own; betting your spouse; Walmart removes guns and ammunition from store floors over civil unrest; celebrating sports wins with vandalism
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-30.mp3
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Virtual movie dates; conservative Amy Coney Barrett joins the Supreme Court; America’s first black cardinal; Trump’s Omaha MAGA rally, his disregarded supporters, and hypothermia; Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday party, Kanye for President, and third parties; L.A. Dodgers, COVID-19, and the World Series; coronacouples
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-28.mp3
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U.S. reports highest number of COVID-19 infections in 1 day since ever; coronalove; boring fiction and Borat 2 reviewed; Keith steals controversial New York Post; early voting breaks records; Brooklyn cop benched for blaring “Trump 2020” over police loudspeaker
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-26.mp3
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Deep comedians; pandemic paramours, thirst traps, and party lines; adult games and all the bananas you can eat
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-23.mp3
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Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debate’s mute buttons; polling places’ dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-21.mp3
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2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affair’s Dominic West’s affair
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-19.mp3
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Dylan’s swine flu; white men and Asian girlfriends; hot sauce in the urethra; Dylan’s street fight; Trump and Biden’s seperate town hall meetings; Billy Bush and the Grab ‘Em by the Pussy Bus Tape’s 4th anniversary; Florida woman dissatisfied with her purchased meth complains to police; Brazilian politician caught hiding $5,000 in his ass-cheeks; a drone in Israel drops weed for the citizens; Vietnam’s recycled condoms; Subway’s bread has so much sugar it can’t be called bread in Ireland
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-16.mp3
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Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-14.mp3
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Thirst trap debacles and controlling personalities; coronavirus and political rhetoric
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-12.mp3
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Stand-up about your childrens’ lives; outdoor comedy; Laurie’s Trump-supporting mom died of COVID-19; Trump’s antibody treatment was tested using cells from an abortion; Trump and countryfolk; The New England Journal of Medicine is anti-Trump; the 2020 vice presidential debate and Demon Fly; undecided voters; chlorine vs. COVID-19
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-09.mp3
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Eddie Van Halen died; sex, love, break-ups, and thirst traps; borderline personality disorder and art
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-07.mp3
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Covfefe-19 and pandemic weddings; the Monica Lewinsky scandal through the eyes of young people; President Trump’s coronavirus diagnosis, his drive-by, and his hospital release; Trump vs. Biden; NYC boroughs back in lockdown; the good Proud Boys; thirst traps explained; the dangers of exercise and weight loss
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-05.mp3
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President Trump tested positive for the COVID-19 hoax; Keith’s poker injury; being the son of a pimp and a prostitute
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-02.mp3
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Trump vs. Biden
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-30.mp3
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Yom Kippur; Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes and owes $1.1 billion in loans; The Rock supports Biden and Harris; COVID-19, after effects, and films put on hold; talking to strangers and how babies learn; Gemini Man reviewed; Hollywood romances and the vomitous age differences; Louis C.K.’s I Love You, Daddy; the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-28.mp3
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KATG on Getting Doug with High; Doug’s marijuana use and high-looking eyes; Doug’s family and COVID-19; Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s funeral; high school gym; Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s human trafficking verdict; the Washington Football Team; Silent Trailers: Keith vs. Doug; Whole Foods Market founder’s condescending thoughts on obesity
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-25.mp3
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TOPGUN’s $5 fines; parental love; therapists, weed, Sabastian Bach, and Dave Chappelle; Dr. Fauci is getting angry; Halloween 2020; another still-alive person declared dead; Swastika, NY; COVID Comedy; Karen’s husband’s birthday and the plight of the left-handed
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-23.mp3
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x/4 becomes x/3; Foreigner’s orchestra; musicians' sexual appetites; childhood sexual assault; Ruth Bader Ginsburg died; 72nd Primetime Emmy Awards

Direct download: KATG-2020-09-21.mp3
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Nashville, tornados, and the coronavirus; politics and family; the New York Times’ 1619 Project vs. President Trump’s 1776 Commision; Idaho pastor and anti-masker in ICU over COVID-19
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-18.mp3
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Zoom miscalculations; takers, suckers, and not having self-respect; vegan restaurants; COVID-19 superspreaders and Indonesia’s no-mask punishment; Joe Biden enjoys Despacito; Ava DuVernay on Kamala Harris; Carole Baskin on Dancing with the Stars
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-16.mp3
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Labor Day Vacation, Cobra Kai, and wanting to be an orphan; the return of the NFL; bikers and cops are friends or both are just racist; Ukranian priest blames COVID-19 on gays and catches it; Israel approves second coronavirus lockdown; shout-outs; Silent Trailers; narcissism, love, sadness, and Keith’s dad; Keith vs. The World Accepting Bullshit
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-14.mp3
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The Final Dad Email; gender reveal catastrophes; Handyman Keith and the bike assessment; admiring Mike Tyson; President Trump vs. sucker officers and enlisted losers; Trump deliberately downplayed COVID-19; the virus’s lingering maladies; rosé and roses; working polling sites
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-09.mp3
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Forced poker shout-outs; Keith’s parental ultimatum; parental stress and mental health; Kyle’s nutritionist; friends, family, and politics; COVID-19, cops, masks, and Hollywood; 56-year-old Brad Pitt’s 27-year-old married girlfriend
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-04.mp3
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Let’s Make a Deal; Keith’s Black Panther date revisited; Keith’s girlfriend’s right-wing nutritionist; The Redneck You Love to Hate; overeating and playing games; the U.S. will not join the global effort to develop a COVID-19 vaccine; The Man Show’s Adam Carolla vs. The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford; Trump brags about RNC ratings; Michigan sheriff investigates Facebook poster that called him a “fat ass who needs to go on a diet”; Keith told his dad about KATG.com/DAD; Chemda’s estranged mom sent her a care package with no personal note
Direct download: KATG-2020-09-02.mp3
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Chadwick Boseman’s life, death, and the story of Black Panther; dating as a previously married man; Batman: Three Jokers shout-out; Steven Castillo’s MTV Movie Awards, your partner’s “politeness”, and being a man; MILF porn and fake jokesters; tracking periods; Smash Mouth, covidiots, and the MTV VMAs; KATG knew Hannah Boone and Danny Vega were together before they did
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-31.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:29pm EDT

Mystery Science Theater 3000; apolitical Jim Gaffigan vs. Trump supporters; dealing with stress; Chemda, movies, and Keith’s potential downfall
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-28.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:02pm EDT

COVID cohabitation and passing gas; Zoom Court; KFC suspending Finger Lickin’ Good slogan; the 2020 Republican National Convention; 20-year-old found breathing after being pronounced dead; line cutters
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-26.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:38pm EDT

Listener is over COVID-19 mask talk; 57% of republicans believe the number of U.S. deaths from coronavirus are acceptable vs. 10% of democrats; war and political lawn signs; comedian nudes; NBC’s Million Second Quiz; living in a storefront; the hard cock debacle continues; Lori Loughlin sentenced to 2 months in federal prison, husband gets 5 months; President Trump vs. his sister; Kellyanne Conway to leave Trump administration and 15-year-old Conway daughter to leave family; Trump vs. mailboxes
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-24.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:14pm EDT

Newspapers vs. online news; pandemic single living and health woes; Bin Laden killer Robert O’Neill’s anti-mask humor; sexting the wrong person; homophobe Thom Brennaman’s hot mic; Sesame Place violent anti-maskers caught; Jena Friedman’s Brock Turner RNC tweet; Steve Bannon arrested over $25 million We Build the Wall scam; Ellen Degeneres grants staff paid time for doctors appointments
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-21.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:29pm EDT

Drinking and COVID-19; Chemda’s from the heart shout-out to Keith; newspapers, the internet, and Father Malley; 2020 Democratic and Republican National Conventions; dating and age differences
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-19.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:55pm EDT

The fallacy of cancel culture; the new way of stand-up; outdoor dining; movie theaters and COVID-19; touring the infected city and in-house camping; Sparrow’s family friend dead from COVID-19; the blind, the deaf, and coronavirus; mask violence; President Trump holds maskless fundraiser at an estate where the owner died of the virus; Trump and football; Bear seen with Trump 2020 sticker; Marion County, FL bans cops and office visitors from wearing masks; racist Facebook cop repeatedly types KILL THEM ALL on BLM live stream; KATG.com/DAD and NotCat’s in My Email
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-17.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:20pm EDT

WAP, porn store customers, and Father Malley; Kamala Harris’s VP eligibility; notary publics, Keith’s dad, and dry-ass pussy
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-14.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

COVID-19 and Joe’s relationship tournament; Joe Biden announces his running mate: CA Sen. Kamala Harris; upcoming presidential debates; mail-in ballots
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-12.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:13pm EDT

Mental health and COVID-19; your government riches; Keith, sex, and his 12-year-old stepson; schools and coronavirus; rapist Brock Turner in jail less time than you were in quarantine; George Bush: Reverse Hitler; Trump’s Obamacare plan; Joe Biden won’t just shut up; Jeff Ross and statutory rape accuser Jessica Radtke
Direct download: KATG-2020-08-10.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:58am EDT

Computer giggles; Honey Boy reviewed; Father Malley October death tricks; Iceland’s public scream therapy; 51-year-old Wendy Wein falls for RentaHitman.com; how to commit crimes safely; the largest library overdue-book fine; Bolivian boys provoke spider

Direct download: KATG-2020-08-07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:13pm EDT

All new The Ren & Stimpy Show; quarantine and L.A. anxiousness; Beirut, Lebanon’s ammonium nitrate explosion and Keith’s deadly school volcano; comic Bryan Callen rape allegation feedback; Ellen Degeneres celebrity accusers and defenders; 59-year-old Sean Penn married 28-year-old Leila George D'Onofrio; Trump campaign begins to believe masks work; McDonald’s requires masks in U.S.; Jake Paul’s FBI raid; Keith’s 12-year-old stepson’s life goals

Direct download: KATG-2020-08-05.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:46pm EDT

OMAT’s tricks; the police and race; schools opening only to close; Kaporos; LA Times’ comedian Bryan Callen rape report; Alan Dershowitz wants the age of consent to be 15; Ellen executive producers’ sexual misconduct

Direct download: KATG-2020-08-03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT

Myka’s … sobriety?; COVID-19 misbehaving; MLB may shut down 2020 season; Dr. Fauci recommends goggles; human vaccination trial begins; Trump rally attendee Herman Cain died from the coronavirus; first COVID-19 dog died; Turning Point USA co-founder mo

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:09pm EDT

Running high and losing weight; coronavirus, dating, and realizing new anxieties; reopening schools amid COVID-19; femicide in Turkey and the black-and-white Challenge Accepted challenge; Dr. Stella Immanuel and demon sperm; George R.R. Martin’s imminent incarceration; outdoor comedy shows

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-29.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:07pm EDT

Discovering the Old Testament and online church; Regis Philbin and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s John Saxon died; mask-shaming; how to cook sunny-side-up eggs, your nutritional goals, and finding out your dietician’s politics; veterans and The Reagan Foundation turn against President Trump; Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton calls slavery “the necessary evil”; Andrew Yang’s newfound cursing; Mike Ditka vs. football protests; What We Do in the Shadows and how to cure depression; baseball’s fake crowd noise

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:29pm EDT

President Trump’s cognitive test; COVID-19, schools, and Mel Gibson; Carvel worker fired for not touching diseased money; Xerxes, lover and fighter; Kanye West’s mental health; Keith’s generous nature; Nia Long’s Fatal Affair; She’s Crushed reviews
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-24.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:01pm EDT

Middle children and dating during a pandemic; Gilmore Girls; U.S. and COVID-19: 1,000 deaths in 1 day, Chuck Woolery, and coronavirus deniers; President Trump wishes Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell well; Trader Joe’s will remove racist branding; drugging animals and Chemda vs. Keith and Hugsy Malone

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:05pm EDT