Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
After a week of tearing down statues in honor of indigenous people, Keith and Chemda return to discuss … everything. KATG covers the lies of Jake Gyllenhaal, talks about Dave Chappelle vs. Hannah Gadsby, and reviews Netflix’s Midnight Mass, YOU season 3, 365 Days, and Squid Game. The duo shares the news of the passing of Colin Powell who died of blood cancer mixed with COVID. Also, they show schools that demand that you to stay home if you ARE vaccinated as well as schools wanting to teach the “opposing perspective” of the Holocaust. In funner news, Keith guested on his first ever in-person podcast since COVID. Oh, and the multimillion-dollar chili recipe? WE HAVE IT!
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-18.mp3
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Rod Morrow and Newsy, hosts of Last Week on KATG and CHU & A respectively, join Keith and Chemda as they discuss anti-vaxx violence, Hellraiser 11, the gaslighting of former KATG friends, and Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special The Closer.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-08.mp3
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The charming and hilarious Ophira Eisenberg joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses Ophira’s book Screw Everyone as well as her NYC-based stand-up. They talk about New York energy and the downfalls of the greatest city in the world, the Facebook conspiracy, Netflix’s Squid Game, and the latest news about Keith’s childhood home. How CAN you get into Squid Game if you actually have real horror in your life?
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda cover their weekend of adventure. For Chemda, it’s taking the subway for the first time during the pandemic. For Keith, it’s finding out his dad is in the possession of a multi-million dollar chili recipe.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-04.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub joins KATG to help discuss the Sopranos movie prequel The Many Saints of Newark, the great Colin O’Brien and Atheer’s dating, breaking up in person, COVID mask-related $50 fines, and a modern artist being paid $84,000 only to deliver blank canvases titled Take the Money and Run. Also, Katie Couric’s upcoming book Going There shows incredible sympathy for accused rapist Matt Lauer. Now THAT’S some bad energy …
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-01.mp3
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Subhah Agarwal joins Keith and Chemda to talk personal and business. First off, R. Kelly has been found guilty in his federal trial with 9 counts including sex crimes, kidnapping, and human trafficking. Bill Cosby believes he was “railroaded.” Musician and attempted presidential assassinator John Hinckley Jr. is about to be fully released for not attempting to assassinate other presidents while under federal watch. Keith had his first therapy session, and he’s excellent at it. The group responds to stories of Halloween actors going a little too far, which leads to stories of Chemda the Dove Killer. Hopefully the traumatized children will be as good at therapy as Keith is.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-29.mp3
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Colin O’Brien is looking for love … through a dating website he created that features … him. Colin is 29 years old, is 5’ 10”, weighs 220 lbs., and is in a tax bracket of $40,126 to $85,525. Nice! Colin discusses life before his dating site, life after (the last 6 months), and what he’s up to. The gang covers the gimmick and his sincerity as well as his testimonials and merchandise. The group also covers the latest in The 2021 Vaccine War.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-27.mp3
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Diamond Dogs’ own Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss ass-grabbers Andrew and Chris Cuomo and Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling. The gang also wonders if Vincient Garcia will take Keith McNally’s role as Keith’s ultimate villain, if Kevin Hart cheated on Hot Ones, and California’s Yosemite National Park’s thousands-of-years-old trees burning down.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-24.mp3
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Comedian Shalewa Sharpe joins the duo to talk about porn, dating, sex, breakups, and abortions. Well, that’s not WHY she joined Keith and Chemda, but that’s where it all went just the same. The gang discusses Brazil’s president being forced to eat his NYC pizza outdoors over his lack of being vaccinated and comic Jim Breuer telling us that you can’t threaten him with a vaccine because he knows his faith. Oh Lord Christ.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-22.mp3
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Keith begins the show with a sincere apology to the listeners over a story he shared last week. He hopes you understand where he was coming from and that you can accept his words and ignore his tone. Also, popular YouTuber Jordan Cheyenne was caught manipulating her 9-year-old son on camera to cry for their sick dog, a 15-year-old attempted to measure his penis by inserting a USB cable into his urethra, and a 61-year-old got 2 months in jail for repeatedly calling 911 to let them know that he’s tired. Keith and Chemda also discuss the 2021 Emmy Awards as they try to figure out why actors of color can’t figure out how to be good enough to win awards.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-20.mp3
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Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-17.mp3
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Comedians Murf Meyer and Carrie Gravenson join KATG and discuss death as well as the losses of Norm Macdonald and Diane O’Debra.

KATG also discusses:
Keith expecting to die at camping Bingo
Depression and suicidal thoughts
The cause of Trevor Moore’s death
Liquor company CEO Ian Crystal fell to his death doing a flip on a Citi Field balcony
A man disguised himself and kidnapped his ex-wife so that he can save her and win her back
Brazil’s president told everyone in the country to buy a rifle to help the crime-ridden country

Direct download: KATG-2021-09-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to cover Labor Week and all their various adventures. YAY! Britney is free, so of course now she’ll go and get married. Chemda had her first big outing since the pandemic started in beautiful … Atlantic City, and Keith met his girlfriend’s sister. The duo discusses President Biden’s vaccine mandate and their recent camping trip. Keith is the best poker player in town.

KATG also discusses:
Keith’s completely emptied out childhood home
9/11’s 20th anniversary
Hospital staff refusing to be vaccinated
Having to fire unvaccinated employees
Famous anti-vaxxers’ deaths
Jim Breuer vs. proof of vaccination
The United States vs. Texas over banning abortions

Direct download: KATG-2021-09-14.mp3
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Comedian Kyle Grooms joins Keith and Chemda to discuss Hurricane Ida, the N-Word in art, and having a cop pull a shotgun out on him while he was on the toilet. Kyle shares the harrowing story of his 9-hour brain surgery, the $500,000 bill, and a scam benefit in his honor. He talks about his decades-long relationship to a nurse and the trickiness of relationships. The gang also talks about Joe Rogan announcing he contracted COVID, Texas’s devastating abortion ban that gives the power for strangers to sue strangers for $10,000 and up, and Drake coming after Kanye.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-03.mp3
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Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith learning that he’s royalty and Keith’s dad explaining he can still put God into bread and make others’ priests if he so chooses to. Keith covers the political landscape of his hometown, Somerset, PA, and their disbelief in science. Almost Jeopardy! host Mike Richards not only didn’t become host but has been fired as executive producer from both Jeopardy! And Wheel of Fortune. Also, Single Danny is learning to be more independent when it comes to relationships, and he closes the show with some heart attack-inducing Am I the Assholes?s.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda review the screener of Too Soon: Comedy After 9/11 with its creator Julie Seabaugh. The group also discusses the new Kanye West album Donda, Chemda’s first official get-together during the pandemic, and the latest news regarding Father Malley’s children trying to convince their father that the obituaries he wrote are ridiculous. The gang also guesses at the state of Keith’s childhood home and the story behind the supposed 55 trucks that took all their memories away.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-30.mp3
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Ex-detective and current-comedian Mark DeMayo joins KATG, and the gang laughs through stories of military school, breakdancing, cops, lying civilians, 9/11, mayors, and homicides.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-27.mp3
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New York City rents have become the most expensive in the United States. WOOOO!!! Also, Rachel Heinemann’s Iris Bahr and Ear Buds’ Chris Mancini join KATG to help discuss the passing of The Rolling Stones’ Charlie Watts’ death, the Nirvana pool baby suing Nirvana 30 years later, and Keith vs. Atlantic City. Iris discusses her time in the Israeli army and answers all your questions about The Israeli–Palestinian Conflict.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-25.mp3
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The FDA gave full approval for the Pfizer vaccine. Can you get it now, you weird liar? LET’S GO! It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and shit’s about to get real. Keith reviews The Protégé featuring his lover Michael Keaton (is he using the word correctly NOW?), and Keith has received his parents’ obituaries … written by his dad. Also, Chemda contacted the babysitter that sexually abused her.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-23.mp3
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In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy!
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-20.mp3
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Producer for the Day Lucas picks comedy masters Casey James Salengo and Jimmy Pardo to join Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses Keith’s holier-than-thou alcoholism, making amends, the third COVID vaccination for people in the U.S., anxiety, and then news that includes Bob Dylan’s sexual abuse allegation, Damon Wayans Verzuz Dave Chappelle, Cuba Gooding Jr. making sure his name stays in the papers, and flight attendants duct taping passengers to their seats.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-18.mp3
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Pleased with the Vulture article, Keith sent it to his dad from the old Cat email. AND WE’RE OFF! Robert joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses the unsettling times we live in: Afghanistan, Haiti, The Virus … take your pick. Also, Keith replaced his stepson’s dead fish and is playing it off like it’s the original fish. I guess we’ll see how that ends up ... Anyway, it’s a sick world out there, so stay safe!
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-16.mp3
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KATG’s The Dad Emails gets a featured write-up in Vulture! Jingle jangle, baby! After discussing it, The Daily Show’s Josh Johnson returns to Keith and The Girl, and the gang discusses fights of all kinds and the best ways to finish them. (Josh should know as he bought an axe AND nunchucks.) Chet Hanx doubles down on his anti-vaxx stance as the trio discusses COVID 2021, and Britney Spears’ father agrees to step down from Britney’s conservatorship.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-13.mp3
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Sex God Billy Procida joins Keith and Chemda, and after discussing his gloryholes and gangbangs, they discuss young adults dying of COVID, people bragging that they finally got the vaccine, and Chet Hanx’s scientific findings. The group also talks about New York governor Andrew Cuomo’s resignation and the tricks of sexual abusers.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-11.mp3
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Keith and Chemda share the awful news of the death of Trevor Moore and the stupid people he confused regarding if Tom Hanks was, indeed, an asshole. The duo then discusses the woman that is suing McDonald’s for $14 over moral damage when a cheeseburger ad caused her to break Lent, Keith being taught the evil of religions that weren’t Byzantine Catholic, and the more and more deaths of public anti-vaxxers. Oh well. At least America won the Olympics and is the fucking best! Also, Jeopardy! finally found their new host, and it happens to be … the producer of Jeopardy!, Mike Richards! (What luck!) Meanwhile, 3 people were hospitalized in Tennessee when an “iceberg wall” collapsed on them at a Titanic museum. Good News Stories of the Day? We’re soon going to have mind-reading devices, and Keith’s going to rummage through the house he grew up in.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-09.mp3
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Football’s back, baby! And so is your favorite guest Hannah Boone! The gang talks about Keith’s The Suicide Squad conspiracy, Val Kilmer’s autobiographical documentary, Keith’s love of phone scammers calling him, and the ins and outs of alcohol and drug rehabilitation. Help is available if you want it.
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-06.mp3
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Casey joins the duo to discuss everything from being 13 years old and believing in Santa Claus to her wedding just the other day. The gang discusses people irrationally expecting more from their partner, fighting in public, tattoos, and Keith’s girlfriend being put on time out. #TeamBiles
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-04.mp3
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Coming at you fast and furious like it’s the Hungarian Grand Prix, Keith and Chemda give us the top news of the day, including how Chemda is processing the latest COVID information, Britney Spears being topless on Instagram, NHL’s Evander Kane’s pregnant wife calling him out for gambling and throwing games, Matt Damon learning “the f-slur for a homosexual” isn’t nice in 2021, and a Parkland shooting survivor’s dad believing the shooting didn’t really happen. Jesus, thanks for nothing, Ross & Rachel!
Direct download: KATG-2021-08-02.mp3
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Rojo joins KATG! Will Keith ever learn to swim? What’s the secret to winning a cockfight? Why does my ex want me at her wedding? Get all your answers, and learn about the latest COVID news, what the deal is with God, and how identical twins are able to live romantically with another set of twins.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-30.mp3
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Keith is still keeping his eye on Japan as Dan Soder joins the hosting duo. Dan and Keith discuss their alcoholism, Dan helps Keith understand the rules to being a stepdad, and Keith shares a new method of creating pure atypical honesty in a relationship.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-28.mp3
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It’s Keith, Chemda, and Gigli Part 2. Uh oh! Keith knows about the Olympics! LOOK OUT, JAPAN! But seriously, mankind, the duo discusses Keith’s love of (coincidentally?) White Savior Movies, the real deal behind Atypical and The Kominsky Method, and Keith constantly being fucked by the greatest director of all time, M. Night Shyamalan.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-26.mp3
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Xazmin is new to KATG and an instant hit. She discusses her recent encounter with a non-consensual Lyft driver’s penis as well as divorce, antidepressants, and fighting for that orgasm. She talks family punches to the face and club fights. She discusses fat asses, pandemic sex, calling a lover Daddy, and getting COVID. And she warns us about chicken wings.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-23.mp3
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THE PSYCHIC WITCH RETURNS! Will Keith have a baby? When will Chemda fall next? Robert gets personal as he also discusses the next big world event and Keith’s stepson’s $3,000,000 price tag. The gang talks about psychic abilities, schizophrenia, and being your better self.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-21.mp3
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Dan joins KATG, and the gang talks about books. Do we need them? And what exactly are they?
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-19.mp3
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The great Ophira E. joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith watching Saturday Night Fever for the first time, the scientific numbers behind the COVID-19 vaccinations, being out and about, and how to get revenge on a porch pirate. #FuckLoki
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-16.mp3
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Comedian and musician Emily Panic joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the supernatural and the beauty of podcasts. The gang talks about Emily’s husband Run the Jewels’ El-P, couples quarantining, your therapist talking to your lover’s therapist, and piss bags. They cover yelling at strangers, comic book patrons, and Lori Petty vs. Chemda. But, most importantly, Monica Geller is finally nominated for an Emmy.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-14.mp3
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99.8% of COVID-19 hospitalizations are that of the unvaccinated. GET VAXXED, DORK! Also, Keith and Chemda return after Independence Break, and Keith discusses his girlfriend’s birthday and how well he did. Chemda judges. With the opening of the world, Keith is back with more reviews: The Tomorrow War, Black Widow, The Quiet Place Part II, The Forever Purge, and 4DX. (Spoiler: they all blow donkey balls.) Keith and Chemda discuss Friends: The Reunion, and they dedicate this show to their good friend Adam Brown, RIP.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-12.mp3
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Irene Tu joins KATG, and the gang discusses In the Heights, parental love and breakups, and Asian hate. Trump Organization's CFO was indicted on 15 felony counts, and the trading app Robinhood must pay $70,000,000 for company tricks. The Boy Scouts of America settles for $850,000,000 over sexual abuse, and a gold-medal favorite in the women’s 100 meters is suspended for marijuana use. Oh my. What a fuckin’ day.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-02.mp3
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It’s the return of the greatest, Not Gay Bobby. After the shocking news of Bill Cosby’s release from prison, Bobby Mitchell shares with us his journey through the deep lows and exciting highs that took place since the last time he graced us with his presence. Also, the gang lets you know when you shouldn’t feel bad for being a murderer.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-30.mp3
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Queen Latifah is WHAT?! Anyway, Gamertag Radio’s Danny Peña (aka Godfree) joins KATG to go over his Hall of Fame inducted show’s history. Also, Keith reviews the latest The Fast and the Furious film: F9, has dinner with anti-vaxxers, and compares war video games to his training in the Army. Spoiler: they’re so similar! We also discuss the Times Square shooting involving the deadly world of CD selling.

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-28.mp3
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It’s Gruber! With 32 years in the business, Dave joins KATG to talk about all things big and small — literally and figuratively: the size of Stars Hollow, the sentencing of Derek Chauvin, the prison hanging of antivirus software creator John McAfee, and Rudy Giuliani losing his New York license to practice law. The gang also talks about hippie lifestyles, Hollywood drug use, and the Grubers of the world.

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-25.mp3
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The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Trevor Moore joins Keith and Chemda to talk God’s OCD gifts, Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones 5 accident, why we’re so fuckin’ horny, and the robots’ master plan. In news, Donald Trump wanted his justice department to stop SNL from teasing him, a bride died during a wedding ceremony so her sister took her place, and we learn what it’s like to live literally with no fear.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the most caustic Silent Trailers yet and Chemda’s scientific thoughts on bandages before Keith’s best friend Myq Kaplan joins the party. The gang talks about Keith’s persona in Myq’s stand-up, the latest in ayahuasca, relationships, the deaths of bullies, and Juneteenth. Also, it wasn’t until after the show that Keith and Chemda realized they didn’t even mention Father’s Day. Oh well. I guess be nicer, dads.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-21.mp3
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After Keith and Chemda discuss the new federal holiday Juneteenth and Keith’s stolen $18,000 invisible sculpture, they’re joined by The Outs creator Adam Goldman to discuss his latest tour de force Hot White Heist. The gang covers people changing the use of the word queer and the joys of having a room to watch television. Also, 47-year-old Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene just learned about the Holocaust and why it was bad while Nashville’s HatWRKS sells ironic Star of David NOT VACCINATED patches. The group talks about political cucks, and Keith watched Anthony Hopkins’ The Father.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-18.mp3
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After discussing how Amazon’s Jeff Bezos will be forced to buy and eat the Mona Lisa, Kyle and Karen join KATG to discuss raising children, generational changes in parenting styles, and an armed hijacker that stole a school bus filled with 5-year-olds that asked him so many annoying questions that he left the bus. Then we get into Keith and Kyle’s dynamic.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-16.mp3
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Chemda gets another care package from the mom that isn’t talking to her, and Keith joins his siblings to visit his mom in assisted living with an extended cameo from his dad. New to KATG? Be sure to also visit KATG.com/DAD

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-14.mp3
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Zahra joins KATG and discusses her Iranian heritage, her straight marriage and bisexuality, and her study of bro culture in comedy. Keith talks about his death-defying Memorial Day drive and his millionaire stepkids. The gang then discusses the top news stories including Chick-fil-A being at it again, the Bachelor franchise’s host Chris Harrison’s firing and $25,000,000 ultimatum, and Anthony Weiner selling NFTs based on his sexting crimes. Other news includes Mission: Impossible 7 shutting down, lawyer F. Lee Bailey’s passing and his life in Hell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth bail rejection, and Derek Chauvin asking for his sentence to be time served. Sure, why not. Oh, and Julia Scotti’s people wrote KATG a letter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-09.mp3
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Transgender comic Julia Scotti transitioned 20 years ago, and she joins KATG to share her heartbreaks and inspiring breakthroughs
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-07.mp3
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Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays!
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-28.mp3
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Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-26.mp3
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Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-24.mp3
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Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-21.mp3
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The Kominsky Method’s Sarah Baker joins KATG to talk about the latest email from Tide Head and Shoulders Vincient, Keith’s dad’s savings bonds, and coming to life just before you die. She also shares some Hollywood stories, and Keith is probably looking up the special foundation makeup that the stars use as you read this.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:43pm EDT

After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-17.mp3
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England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-14.mp3
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Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-12.mp3
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Keith and Chemda talk Mother’s Day, periods, and Elon Musk ruining Keith’s portfolio by hosting SNL. Keith discusses the heartbreaking family phone call to his mother, and Vincient writes in to follow up on the email he sent in a black-out. KATG reports the death of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, and even the Kentucky Derby horses are on drugs. Seth Rogan acknowledges James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations and announces he doesn’t plan to work with him again.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-10.mp3
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Rhea joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses their life and the entire world: Baseball and the Cleveland Things, hillbilly movies, vegetarianism, they/them talk, divorce, testosterone, and inappropriate Hollywood men. Told ya entire world! Enjoy, and share the show.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-07.mp3
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Casey joins KATG to discuss Carole Baskin’s crypto-purr-ency, that second vaccination dose, a letter relating to Keith’s food frustrations with his lover, Adolf Hitler’s twisted sex life, Bill Gates’s meet-ups with his ex-girlfriend, and Keith’s dad reaching out again to Keith while denying ever writing those now infamously disgusting emails. Then we look in the past at Lori Loughlin taking karate classes to survive her 2-month sentence.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-05.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss shirt logos and how they’ll affect your relationships, the first half of Christopher Nolan’s Tenet, Operation Finale, and why you like to piss your bed. Keith stomached a baseball game of 13-year-olds, and the hosts read the email of a drunk speaking from the abuser's side of domestic violence.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-03.mp3
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Uh oh. Josh Duggar is at it again. Ya kiddin’ me! Anyway, Sean Patton joins us to discuss The Duggars and the arrest of Lady Gaga’s dog-nappers. It turns out the woman that gave the dogs back for the reward was in on it. Ya kiddin’ me! The gang also talks about a home inspector caught on camera molesting an Elmo doll, and Keith tries to get to the bottom of Sean’s bedwetting.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-30.mp3
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Jenny, a comedian and actor, joins KATG to discuss republicans vs. democrats vs. family, someone in Keith’s mom’s assisted living that is trying to murder her, pandemic dating, and the viewership of the 93rd Oscars.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-28.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here, and they’re revved up! After discussing the first color aerial images of Mars’s surface (spoiler: it’s brown), they discuss actual shocking news: 46% of republicans believe the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict was wrong, and Gal Gadot drunkenly cut the tip of her finger off and her freaked-out husband tossed it in the garbage disposal. Then it’s MOVIE TIME! KATG talks about the films Nobody and Mortal Kombat, the group addresses the 2021 Oscars, and Keith looks for a new friend.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-26.mp3
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After covering the death of Digital Underground’s Shock G (aka Humpty), Keith and Chemda discuss Keith’s ex-wife’s new marriage, the way the Minneapolis Police tried to cover up the George Floyd murder, and how Chemda caught a cheater. Also, 61-year-old Prince Andrew is offered $7 million to take a polygraph test regarding his time with Jeffrey Epstein and, specifically, his involvement in a sex trafficking case with a 17-year-old.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda reminisce over KATG Week 2021 before going into the big world news: Devoutly religious Bachelor Colton Underwood is gay??!! Oh, and George Floyd murderer Derek Chauvin is found guilty on all 3 counts. KATG discusses free weed in NYC, Keith’s COVID vaccine shot, and Washington D.C. becoming a state. Thanks for sharing this episode!
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-21.mp3
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Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-12.mp3
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Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-09.mp3
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Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-07.mp3
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We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-02.mp3
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After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss love problems, New York’s legalization of recreational weed, Ever Given and the Suez Canal catastrophe, coronavirus and coronavaccine updates, and APRIL’S KATG WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-29.mp3
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Comedy legend Dana Gould (stand-up, The Ben Stiller Show writer, The Simpsons producer) talks about the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood actors such as Tom Cruise, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry King, the toll his impersonations take on his health, and The Problem with Apu. The gang also discuss growing up and dealing with religion, having right-wing siblings, how to make a relationship work, and how to introduce a new love to your children. And Dana was a juror in a murder trial.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-26.mp3
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Comedy writer Jen Spyra joins KATG to talk about the rated R version of Mrs. Doubtfire, Krispy Kreme’s free donuts to vaccinated people, and Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch. The gang discusses love at Kennywood, The Onion, the behind-the-scenes of writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, how to successfully submit a writing packet, and why it’s important for all women to see Blood Diamond.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-24.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are joined by longtime friend Craig Klein as they discuss Miami Beach’s out of control Spring Break, a volatile episode of Silent Trailers, and an inside look at comedian Andy Dick. The gang then delve into the #1 trending Los Angeles Times article on L.A.’s Cloak & Dagger and the sexual misconduct of Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-22.mp3
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Wayne joins the fun to talk about basketball legend Pistol Pete Maravich, the history of stand-up comedy, and how to hear what women are saying anywhere and anytime. The gang talks about agnostics, atheists, and self-help, as well as parental and relationship problems. And Chemda saw Taxi Driver.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-19.mp3
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The hosts of Dyking Out and We’re Having Gay Sex join the party to discuss the conservative crusade against Wet Ass Pussy, Keith’s COVID-19 test, New York Governor Mario Cuomo’s large hands and gross touches, Sharon Osbourne’s sexist and racist behind-the-scenes comments on The Talk, and when you make your parents cry.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-17.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the stress of Steak and Blowjob Day before diving into the world’s news. Chris Harrison is dropped as host of The Bachelorette, George Floyd’s family received a $27 million settlement, and Keith enjoyed his weekend by watching the final part of HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and hearing the return of accused pedophile Chris D’Elia’s podcast. KATG talk Grammys and Oscar nominations and then Keith gives a parental update on his mother’s healthcare and his father’s manipulation.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-15.mp3
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Wyatt talks about his letter campaign to get on SNL and how it landed him an internship on the show, his attempt to interview his father’s murderer, being the only black person at work/in the writers’ room, and his disagreement with a sketch that led to a fight with Jon Stewart while working at The Daily Show
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-12.mp3
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Abuse, drugs, and the Harm Reduction movement
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda’s yearly celebratory meal goes digital and listeners reminisce; Allen vs. Farrow; Keith and Kyle’s cat make up; Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan; Coming 2 America reviewed; 2021 Critics’ Choice Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-08.mp3
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Keith vs. Kyle’s cat; Chemda reviews Nomadland; Mr. Show’s Jay Johnston and the Capitol insurrection; man stabbed to death by his cockfighting rooster
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-05.mp3
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Being invited to coronavirus parties and states opening up 100%; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 French bulldogs anonymously returned; pedophilitic USA Olympic gymnastics coach commits suicide; Chris D’Elia’s child exploitation lawsuit; Tiger Woods’ shattering car accident
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-03.mp3
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Training your father and dealing with his replacements; 78th Golden Globe Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-01.mp3
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VR porn; therapy scams; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 dogs; Britney Spears, Columbus Short, and the N-word; Jews vs. SNL
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-26.mp3
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America tallies over 500,000 COVID-19 deaths but still support your AMC movie theater; I Care a Lot reviewed; HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and Woody’s autobiography Apropos of Nothing; Chris D’elia’s attempted return; Xzibit and Krista Joiner divorce; singing in front of others
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-24.mp3
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Silent Trailers and money wiring; Promising Young Woman and lowered expectations; deleting old KATG episodes; vague lovers
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-22.mp3
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Men and Valentine’s Day; COVID-19 safety; Paul Hooper’s roommate and previous KATG guest Clint Nohr died; coronamadness; Tom Brady’s Super Bowl celebration
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-19.mp3
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Valentine’s Day; Rush Limbaugh died; Lucasfilm Ltd. LLC vs. The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano feat. The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison; white Amy Cooper, who falsely accused a black bird-watcher of threatening her in Central Park, had her charges dropped
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-17.mp3
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Tattoos and Alfred Hitchcock; Trump’s second impeachment; Britney Spears
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-12.mp3
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Dogs, cats, and common sense; therapy; God
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-10.mp3
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Dogecoin; Armie Hammer and Marilyn Manson; GOP Rep. Marjorie Tayor Green’s free time; Super Bowl LV, The Weeknd, the streaker, and the game of masks

Direct download: KATG-2021-02-08.mp3
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Black Now Month; Hollyboob; Lil Uzi Vert’s $24 million pink diamond forehead implant; #MeToo finally explained, toxic relationships, and the marathon walkout
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-04.mp3
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Zoom secrets; Keith’s stock market adventure; kink
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-02.mp3
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Dishonoring the dead; Keith, Reddit, and The Stock Market; Elliot Page and Emma Portner divorce
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-27.mp3
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Super Bowl LV: Chiefs at Buccaneers (+3) and COVID-sniffing dogs; Larry King died from the coronavirus and Dave Chappelle contracted COVID at his perfectly safe shows; Fran Lebowitz’s Pretend It’s a City; Keith’s archenemy John Deforest Petrie died and may have a storage facility with Keith’s things
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-25.mp3
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Donald Trump remembered, Joe Biden’s impeachment, and Joe Exotic’s freedom

The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners

Best Fight: Ray Gootz - Chemda vs. The Gootz feat. Billy Procida
Best New Guest: Karen Morrow
Biggest Political Statement: Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito
Most Romantic Moment: Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite
Most Heartbreaking Moment: Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom
Most Ridiculous Moment: Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction
Best Rant: Ken Malley - Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:33pm EDT

President Trump’s pardons, last-minute policies, The National Garden of American Heroes, and Impeachment #2; President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.; Father Malley vs. The Nursing Home; the fight against a $15 minimum wage; NFL’s Final Four - Take 2; Gwyneth Paltrow’s goops; Tiger King and Capturing the Friedmans
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-20.mp3
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Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-15.mp3
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Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask

The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations

Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood Most

Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play

Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset

Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-13.mp3
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