Wed, 30 June 2021
It’s the return of the greatest, Not Gay Bobby. After the shocking news of Bill Cosby’s release from prison, Bobby Mitchell shares with us his journey through the deep lows and exciting highs that took place since the last time he graced us with his presence. Also, the gang lets you know when you shouldn’t feel bad for being a murderer.
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Mon, 28 June 2021
Queen Latifah is WHAT?! Anyway, Gamertag Radio’s Danny Peña (aka Godfree) joins KATG to go over his Hall of Fame inducted show’s history. Also, Keith reviews the latest The Fast and the Furious film: F9, has dinner with anti-vaxxers, and compares war video games to his training in the Army. Spoiler: they’re so similar! We also discuss the Times Square shooting involving the deadly world of CD selling. |
Fri, 25 June 2021
It’s Gruber! With 32 years in the business, Dave joins KATG to talk about all things big and small — literally and figuratively: the size of Stars Hollow, the sentencing of Derek Chauvin, the prison hanging of antivirus software creator John McAfee, and Rudy Giuliani losing his New York license to practice law. The gang also talks about hippie lifestyles, Hollywood drug use, and the Grubers of the world. |
Wed, 23 June 2021
The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Trevor Moore joins Keith and Chemda to talk God’s OCD gifts, Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones 5 accident, why we’re so fuckin’ horny, and the robots’ master plan. In news, Donald Trump wanted his justice department to stop SNL from teasing him, a bride died during a wedding ceremony so her sister took her place, and we learn what it’s like to live literally with no fear.
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Mon, 21 June 2021
Keith and Chemda discuss the most caustic Silent Trailers yet and Chemda’s scientific thoughts on bandages before Keith’s best friend Myq Kaplan joins the party. The gang talks about Keith’s persona in Myq’s stand-up, the latest in ayahuasca, relationships, the deaths of bullies, and Juneteenth. Also, it wasn’t until after the show that Keith and Chemda realized they didn’t even mention Father’s Day. Oh well. I guess be nicer, dads.
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Fri, 18 June 2021
After Keith and Chemda discuss the new federal holiday Juneteenth and Keith’s stolen $18,000 invisible sculpture, they’re joined by The Outs creator Adam Goldman to discuss his latest tour de force Hot White Heist. The gang covers people changing the use of the word queer and the joys of having a room to watch television. Also, 47-year-old Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene just learned about the Holocaust and why it was bad while Nashville’s HatWRKS sells ironic Star of David NOT VACCINATED patches. The group talks about political cucks, and Keith watched Anthony Hopkins’ The Father.
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Wed, 16 June 2021
After discussing how Amazon’s Jeff Bezos will be forced to buy and eat the Mona Lisa, Kyle and Karen join KATG to discuss raising children, generational changes in parenting styles, and an armed hijacker that stole a school bus filled with 5-year-olds that asked him so many annoying questions that he left the bus. Then we get into Keith and Kyle’s dynamic.
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Mon, 14 June 2021
Chemda gets another care package from the mom that isn’t talking to her, and Keith joins his siblings to visit his mom in assisted living with an extended cameo from his dad. New to KATG? Be sure to also visit KATG.com/DAD |
Wed, 9 June 2021
Zahra joins KATG and discusses her Iranian heritage, her straight marriage and bisexuality, and her study of bro culture in comedy. Keith talks about his death-defying Memorial Day drive and his millionaire stepkids. The gang then discusses the top news stories including Chick-fil-A being at it again, the Bachelor franchise’s host Chris Harrison’s firing and $25,000,000 ultimatum, and Anthony Weiner selling NFTs based on his sexting crimes. Other news includes Mission: Impossible 7 shutting down, lawyer F. Lee Bailey’s passing and his life in Hell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth bail rejection, and Derek Chauvin asking for his sentence to be time served. Sure, why not. Oh, and Julia Scotti’s people wrote KATG a letter.
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Mon, 7 June 2021
Transgender comic Julia Scotti transitioned 20 years ago, and she joins KATG to share her heartbreaks and inspiring breakthroughs
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Fri, 28 May 2021
Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays!
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Wed, 26 May 2021
Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36.
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Mon, 24 May 2021
Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck.
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Fri, 21 May 2021
Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance. |
Wed, 19 May 2021
The Kominsky Method’s Sarah Baker joins KATG to talk about the latest email from Tide Head and Shoulders Vincient, Keith’s dad’s savings bonds, and coming to life just before you die. She also shares some Hollywood stories, and Keith is probably looking up the special foundation makeup that the stars use as you read this. |
Mon, 17 May 2021
After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
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Fri, 14 May 2021
England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture.
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Wed, 12 May 2021
Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus.
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Mon, 10 May 2021
Keith and Chemda talk Mother’s Day, periods, and Elon Musk ruining Keith’s portfolio by hosting SNL. Keith discusses the heartbreaking family phone call to his mother, and Vincient writes in to follow up on the email he sent in a black-out. KATG reports the death of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, and even the Kentucky Derby horses are on drugs. Seth Rogan acknowledges James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations and announces he doesn’t plan to work with him again.
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Fri, 7 May 2021
Rhea joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses their life and the entire world: Baseball and the Cleveland Things, hillbilly movies, vegetarianism, they/them talk, divorce, testosterone, and inappropriate Hollywood men. Told ya entire world! Enjoy, and share the show.
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Wed, 5 May 2021
Casey joins KATG to discuss Carole Baskin’s crypto-purr-ency, that second vaccination dose, a letter relating to Keith’s food frustrations with his lover, Adolf Hitler’s twisted sex life, Bill Gates’s meet-ups with his ex-girlfriend, and Keith’s dad reaching out again to Keith while denying ever writing those now infamously disgusting emails. Then we look in the past at Lori Loughlin taking karate classes to survive her 2-month sentence. |
Mon, 3 May 2021
Keith and Chemda are here to discuss shirt logos and how they’ll affect your relationships, the first half of Christopher Nolan’s Tenet, Operation Finale, and why you like to piss your bed. Keith stomached a baseball game of 13-year-olds, and the hosts read the email of a drunk speaking from the abuser's side of domestic violence.
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Fri, 30 April 2021
Uh oh. Josh Duggar is at it again. Ya kiddin’ me! Anyway, Sean Patton joins us to discuss The Duggars and the arrest of Lady Gaga’s dog-nappers. It turns out the woman that gave the dogs back for the reward was in on it. Ya kiddin’ me! The gang also talks about a home inspector caught on camera molesting an Elmo doll, and Keith tries to get to the bottom of Sean’s bedwetting.
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Wed, 28 April 2021
Jenny, a comedian and actor, joins KATG to discuss republicans vs. democrats vs. family, someone in Keith’s mom’s assisted living that is trying to murder her, pandemic dating, and the viewership of the 93rd Oscars.
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Mon, 26 April 2021
Keith and Chemda are here, and they’re revved up! After discussing the first color aerial images of Mars’s surface (spoiler: it’s brown), they discuss actual shocking news: 46% of republicans believe the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict was wrong, and Gal Gadot drunkenly cut the tip of her finger off and her freaked-out husband tossed it in the garbage disposal. Then it’s MOVIE TIME! KATG talks about the films Nobody and Mortal Kombat, the group addresses the 2021 Oscars, and Keith looks for a new friend.
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Fri, 23 April 2021
After covering the death of Digital Underground’s Shock G (aka Humpty), Keith and Chemda discuss Keith’s ex-wife’s new marriage, the way the Minneapolis Police tried to cover up the George Floyd murder, and how Chemda caught a cheater. Also, 61-year-old Prince Andrew is offered $7 million to take a polygraph test regarding his time with Jeffrey Epstein and, specifically, his involvement in a sex trafficking case with a 17-year-old.
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Wed, 21 April 2021
Keith and Chemda reminisce over KATG Week 2021 before going into the big world news: Devoutly religious Bachelor Colton Underwood is gay??!! Oh, and George Floyd murderer Derek Chauvin is found guilty on all 3 counts. KATG discusses free weed in NYC, Keith’s COVID vaccine shot, and Washington D.C. becoming a state. Thanks for sharing this episode!
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Thu, 15 April 2021
Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays
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Mon, 12 April 2021
Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies.
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Fri, 9 April 2021
Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches.
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Wed, 7 April 2021
Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It.
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Fri, 2 April 2021
We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter.
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Thu, 1 April 2021
After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist.
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Mon, 29 March 2021
Keith and Chemda discuss love problems, New York’s legalization of recreational weed, Ever Given and the Suez Canal catastrophe, coronavirus and coronavaccine updates, and APRIL’S KATG WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT.
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Fri, 26 March 2021
Comedy legend Dana Gould (stand-up, The Ben Stiller Show writer, The Simpsons producer) talks about the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood actors such as Tom Cruise, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry King, the toll his impersonations take on his health, and The Problem with Apu. The gang also discuss growing up and dealing with religion, having right-wing siblings, how to make a relationship work, and how to introduce a new love to your children. And Dana was a juror in a murder trial.
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Wed, 24 March 2021
Comedy writer Jen Spyra joins KATG to talk about the rated R version of Mrs. Doubtfire, Krispy Kreme’s free donuts to vaccinated people, and Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch. The gang discusses love at Kennywood, The Onion, the behind-the-scenes of writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, how to successfully submit a writing packet, and why it’s important for all women to see Blood Diamond.
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Mon, 22 March 2021
Keith and Chemda are joined by longtime friend Craig Klein as they discuss Miami Beach’s out of control Spring Break, a volatile episode of Silent Trailers, and an inside look at comedian Andy Dick. The gang then delve into the #1 trending Los Angeles Times article on L.A.’s Cloak & Dagger and the sexual misconduct of Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch.
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Fri, 19 March 2021
Wayne joins the fun to talk about basketball legend Pistol Pete Maravich, the history of stand-up comedy, and how to hear what women are saying anywhere and anytime. The gang talks about agnostics, atheists, and self-help, as well as parental and relationship problems. And Chemda saw Taxi Driver.
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Wed, 17 March 2021
The hosts of Dyking Out and We’re Having Gay Sex join the party to discuss the conservative crusade against Wet Ass Pussy, Keith’s COVID-19 test, New York Governor Mario Cuomo’s large hands and gross touches, Sharon Osbourne’s sexist and racist behind-the-scenes comments on The Talk, and when you make your parents cry.
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Mon, 15 March 2021
Keith and Chemda discuss the stress of Steak and Blowjob Day before diving into the world’s news. Chris Harrison is dropped as host of The Bachelorette, George Floyd’s family received a $27 million settlement, and Keith enjoyed his weekend by watching the final part of HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and hearing the return of accused pedophile Chris D’Elia’s podcast. KATG talk Grammys and Oscar nominations and then Keith gives a parental update on his mother’s healthcare and his father’s manipulation.
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Fri, 12 March 2021
Wyatt talks about his letter campaign to get on SNL and how it landed him an internship on the show, his attempt to interview his father’s murderer, being the only black person at work/in the writers’ room, and his disagreement with a sketch that led to a fight with Jon Stewart while working at The Daily Show
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Wed, 10 March 2021
Abuse, drugs, and the Harm Reduction movement
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Mon, 8 March 2021
Keith and Chemda’s yearly celebratory meal goes digital and listeners reminisce; Allen vs. Farrow; Keith and Kyle’s cat make up; Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan; Coming 2 America reviewed; 2021 Critics’ Choice Awards
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Fri, 5 March 2021
Keith vs. Kyle’s cat; Chemda reviews Nomadland; Mr. Show’s Jay Johnston and the Capitol insurrection; man stabbed to death by his cockfighting rooster
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Wed, 3 March 2021
Being invited to coronavirus parties and states opening up 100%; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 French bulldogs anonymously returned; pedophilitic USA Olympic gymnastics coach commits suicide; Chris D’Elia’s child exploitation lawsuit; Tiger Woods’ shattering car accident
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Mon, 1 March 2021
Training your father and dealing with his replacements; 78th Golden Globe Awards
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Fri, 26 February 2021
VR porn; therapy scams; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 dogs; Britney Spears, Columbus Short, and the N-word; Jews vs. SNL
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Wed, 24 February 2021
America tallies over 500,000 COVID-19 deaths but still support your AMC movie theater; I Care a Lot reviewed; HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and Woody’s autobiography Apropos of Nothing; Chris D’elia’s attempted return; Xzibit and Krista Joiner divorce; singing in front of others
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Mon, 22 February 2021
Silent Trailers and money wiring; Promising Young Woman and lowered expectations; deleting old KATG episodes; vague lovers
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Fri, 19 February 2021
Men and Valentine’s Day; COVID-19 safety; Paul Hooper’s roommate and previous KATG guest Clint Nohr died; coronamadness; Tom Brady’s Super Bowl celebration
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Wed, 17 February 2021
Valentine’s Day; Rush Limbaugh died; Lucasfilm Ltd. LLC vs. The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano feat. The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison; white Amy Cooper, who falsely accused a black bird-watcher of threatening her in Central Park, had her charges dropped
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Fri, 12 February 2021
Tattoos and Alfred Hitchcock; Trump’s second impeachment; Britney Spears
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Wed, 10 February 2021
Dogs, cats, and common sense; therapy; God
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Mon, 8 February 2021
Dogecoin; Armie Hammer and Marilyn Manson; GOP Rep. Marjorie Tayor Green’s free time; Super Bowl LV, The Weeknd, the streaker, and the game of masks |
Thu, 4 February 2021
Black Now Month; Hollyboob; Lil Uzi Vert’s $24 million pink diamond forehead implant; #MeToo finally explained, toxic relationships, and the marathon walkout
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Tue, 2 February 2021
Zoom secrets; Keith’s stock market adventure; kink
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Wed, 27 January 2021
Dishonoring the dead; Keith, Reddit, and The Stock Market; Elliot Page and Emma Portner divorce
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Mon, 25 January 2021
Super Bowl LV: Chiefs at Buccaneers (+3) and COVID-sniffing dogs; Larry King died from the coronavirus and Dave Chappelle contracted COVID at his perfectly safe shows; Fran Lebowitz’s Pretend It’s a City; Keith’s archenemy John Deforest Petrie died and may have a storage facility with Keith’s things
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Thu, 21 January 2021
Donald Trump remembered, Joe Biden’s impeachment, and Joe Exotic’s freedom The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners Best Fight: Ray Gootz - Chemda vs. The Gootz feat. Billy Procida |
Wed, 20 January 2021
President Trump’s pardons, last-minute policies, The National Garden of American Heroes, and Impeachment #2; President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.; Father Malley vs. The Nursing Home; the fight against a $15 minimum wage; NFL’s Final Four - Take 2; Gwyneth Paltrow’s goops; Tiger King and Capturing the Friedmans
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Fri, 15 January 2021
Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert |
Wed, 13 January 2021
Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood Most Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated |
Mon, 11 January 2021
The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC
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Fri, 8 January 2021
Rich people’s games; the U.S. Capitol attack, deaths, resignations, and social media; Chemda’s birthday stress
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Wed, 6 January 2021
Cultural assimilation and family; American terrorists breach U.S. Capitol; dating, Airbnb disasters, fires, and roommates not paying rent; Tanya Roberts dies twice; Kanye West and Kim Kardashian set to divorce
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Mon, 4 January 2021
Mental health, Albuquerque, and Mother; treason and COVID-19; Cobra Kai Season 3; Hilaria Baldwin; Powerful Queen Cannon
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Fri, 1 January 2021
Kevin Spacey, Dr. Drew, dead science deniers, Kirk Cameron, Tyson Foods, His Horniness Pope Francis, Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, and Joel Osteen close out 2020; Keith's parental update; Jennifer Aniston and out of touch celebrities; Wishmaster 84: Wonder Woman reviewed
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Mon, 14 December 2020
Holidays and the COVID-19 vaccine; suicide by cop civilian knows to wear a mask; KATGuh nominations; “Dr.” Jill Biden |
Fri, 11 December 2020
Waiters eating your leftovers and KATG’s 100 for 30 stand-up shows; Lil ‘rona; Jessie Joyce vs. Rep. John Joyce; friends and money; Singer FKA twigs accuses Shia LaBeouf of sexual battery and assault; Jesse’s shirt isn’t purple |
Wed, 9 December 2020
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Mon, 7 December 2020
The COVID-19 Bat contracted coronavirus; Staten Island’s Mac’s Pub vs. virus restrictions/cops; acting like a statue to escape police; more undead; Chemda’s birthday card?; talking in your sleep |
Fri, 4 December 2020
COVID Coping, relationships, and the ruse of outdoor dining; Keith's work as a retirement home nursing assistant; Keith’s Somerset, PA radio boss Roger “The Commander” Wahl tried luring men into his ex’s home to rape her
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Thu, 3 December 2020
The Khalili siblings get together in celebration of Chemda’s 45th birthday |
Tue, 1 December 2020
COVID-19, movers and shakers, the NFL, God's wrath, and the death of Darth Vader; Keith’s Thanksgiving turkey |
Wed, 25 November 2020
Keith vs. Thanksgiving; Dave Chappelle vs. Your Feelings; Ricky Shroeder bails out Kyle Rittenhouse and calls cops for protection; punk’n’s creepy Catholic high school teacher; 31-year-old admits he raped 2 children during Washington State Patrol interview
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Mon, 23 November 2020
Mark David Chapman’s $400,000 album; President Trump, COVID-19, and the holidays; Opie and Anthony’s Naked Teen Voyeur Bus; Rudy Giuliani as NYC’s mayor; dating and sex
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Fri, 20 November 2020
COVID-19 Verzuz America feat. Gucci Mane and Jeezy; President Trump’s lawyer Bat Boy Rudy Giuliani; anti-mask violence; California’s new curfew; COVID cruises; Tyson Foods wagered money on how many workers would die in their pork processing plant from the coronavirus; the 2020 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree; Pope Francis likes sexy Instagram bikini model’s school girl outfit; 1/4th of U.S. women don’t know where their vagina is; a cat translator app
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Wed, 18 November 2020
COVID-19 and everyone’s blasé attitude; President Trump vs. The United States; sex offender theatens to kill Joe Biden celebrants; Lil Wayne’s firearm charges; Chemda debates taking Adderall; stealing; the KATG marathon; Donnie Wahlberg’s $2,020 tips; drinking at work and remembering Dan Steelers; Schitt's Creek; Super Bowl halftime performer The Weeknd
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Mon, 16 November 2020
Going home for Thanksgiving; Diamond Dog “Hollywood” Craig Klein discusses knowing Keith for 2 decades; how to run NYC
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Fri, 13 November 2020
Checking in on friends; NYC’s The Creek & The Cave closes for good; 5G, the pandemic, and conspiracies
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Wed, 11 November 2020
Keith’s Full Metal Jacket experience; U.S. Troops vs. President Trump; politicians’ fake social media accounts; Action Park; Biden voters generate 70% of America’s GDP; Biden’s tax plan and you; COVID-19 vs. The Arts; forgiving family and attempted murder
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Mon, 9 November 2020
Kids parties; Trump golfs during Biden’s win while claiming he’s the real winner; the White House’s new round of coronavirus cases; Black-ish; Keith’s TV mistress; Alex Trebek died
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Fri, 6 November 2020
Keith teaches us how to survive incarceration
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Wed, 4 November 2020
Keith dropped an AirPod in the sink
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Mon, 2 November 2020
Minimum wage and embarrassment; COVID-19, Friendly’s fate, and Halloween parties; Sean Connery died; Election Day Eve; Keith and virtual reality
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Fri, 30 October 2020
Keith’s weekend non-plans; Bianca’s health update; 50 Cent takes back his Trump endorsement thanks to Chelsea Handler while Lil Wayne takes his place; COVID-19 and republicans eating their own; betting your spouse; Walmart removes guns and ammunition from store floors over civil unrest; celebrating sports wins with vandalism
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Wed, 28 October 2020
Virtual movie dates; conservative Amy Coney Barrett joins the Supreme Court; America’s first black cardinal; Trump’s Omaha MAGA rally, his disregarded supporters, and hypothermia; Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday party, Kanye for President, and third parties; L.A. Dodgers, COVID-19, and the World Series; coronacouples
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Mon, 26 October 2020
U.S. reports highest number of COVID-19 infections in 1 day since ever; coronalove; boring fiction and Borat 2 reviewed; Keith steals controversial New York Post; early voting breaks records; Brooklyn cop benched for blaring “Trump 2020” over police loudspeaker
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Fri, 23 October 2020
Deep comedians; pandemic paramours, thirst traps, and party lines; adult games and all the bananas you can eat
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Wed, 21 October 2020
Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debate’s mute buttons; polling places’ dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim
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Mon, 19 October 2020
2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affair’s Dominic West’s affair
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Fri, 16 October 2020
Dylan’s swine flu; white men and Asian girlfriends; hot sauce in the urethra; Dylan’s street fight; Trump and Biden’s seperate town hall meetings; Billy Bush and the Grab ‘Em by the Pussy Bus Tape’s 4th anniversary; Florida woman dissatisfied with her purchased meth complains to police; Brazilian politician caught hiding $5,000 in his ass-cheeks; a drone in Israel drops weed for the citizens; Vietnam’s recycled condoms; Subway’s bread has so much sugar it can’t be called bread in Ireland
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Wed, 14 October 2020
Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her
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Mon, 12 October 2020
Thirst trap debacles and controlling personalities; coronavirus and political rhetoric
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Fri, 9 October 2020
Stand-up about your childrens’ lives; outdoor comedy; Laurie’s Trump-supporting mom died of COVID-19; Trump’s antibody treatment was tested using cells from an abortion; Trump and countryfolk; The New England Journal of Medicine is anti-Trump; the 2020 vice presidential debate and Demon Fly; undecided voters; chlorine vs. COVID-19
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Wed, 7 October 2020
Eddie Van Halen died; sex, love, break-ups, and thirst traps; borderline personality disorder and art
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Mon, 5 October 2020
Covfefe-19 and pandemic weddings; the Monica Lewinsky scandal through the eyes of young people; President Trump’s coronavirus diagnosis, his drive-by, and his hospital release; Trump vs. Biden; NYC boroughs back in lockdown; the good Proud Boys; thirst traps explained; the dangers of exercise and weight loss
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Fri, 2 October 2020
President Trump tested positive for the COVID-19 hoax; Keith’s poker injury; being the son of a pimp and a prostitute
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Wed, 30 September 2020
Trump vs. Biden
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Mon, 28 September 2020
Yom Kippur; Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes and owes $1.1 billion in loans; The Rock supports Biden and Harris; COVID-19, after effects, and films put on hold; talking to strangers and how babies learn; Gemini Man reviewed; Hollywood romances and the vomitous age differences; Louis C.K.’s I Love You, Daddy; the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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