1/4 of NYC tenants went 4 months without paying rent; postal carrier changes people’s election ballots; WWE and COVID-19; President Trump vs. Black Lives Matter; Donald and Melania Trump statues burnt in Slovenia; Lady Antebellum offers to change their name to Lady A, then sues black artist already named Lady A; 26-year-old man swims in Bass Pro Shops' giant fish tank

Coronavirus: Over 10 million confirmed cases and over 500,000 dead; The Little Caesars Swastika Special; Trump protecting monuments, Mississippi flag to remove the Confederate part, and nixing John Wayne; daughter of state House candidate tweets not to vote for her dad; gun sales at an all time high; The Rolling Stones vs. President Trump; COVID-19 and your parents

Coronavirus risks; Officer Karen McMuffin, the not poisoned milkshakes, and cops crying discrimination; comedian Chris D’Elia, pedophile; Officer Karen’s audio

Staying sane and getting back to business; Tiger King expects to be dead in 2 to 3 months; Phase 1 dating

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.

Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died

Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities' negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods's horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres's bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers vs. bouncers; celebrity attitudes revisited: Reggie Jackson, shrimp asshole, and Robert De Niro; how to make love; Pat Cooper's evil heart; Steve's wife, virtual dates, drugs, sex, and the generation gap

Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend

Working and loving from home; Corona beer’s #CincoAtHime campaign; Trump and Pence’s anti-mask stance; virtual comedy shows and Adam Sandler’s greatest movie

Keith’s dad, The Riddler, has taken us to an all new season of Cat’s Cradle: Season 3. This part of the year-long mega-saga features 6 entertainers and The Big Reveal.

Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles

Cheese of the year; BDSM and being an alpha woman; Gristedes billionaire covertly face-scans her daughter’s dates

KATG’s 15-year anniversary dinner; Cheech & Chong; basketball, football, and making love like your dad; catching cheaters; herpes support groups; bank robberies and first dates

The history of KATG; Redacted Tonight and RT America; Elizabeth Warren’s endorsement; political ads, Joe Biden’s dementia, and Corn Pop revisited; Lee helping keep a man off death row; the Catholic Church vs. the Impossible Burger; Woody Allen’s pub

Defending the paparazzi; $79 Purell; Keith vs. Greyhound; casinos teach you how to keep gambling fun; Ten Steps to Finding Happy: A Guide to Permanent Satisfaction

Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNB

Lack of sex; Love Is Blind; dating apps; Uncle MAtt tries to defend himself; coronavirus update; New York’s plastic bag ban; James Lipton died

Keith vs. children with black belts; estranged family; Super Tuesday and not voting; Billy Idol’s idling campaign; Hot Pockets heiress gets 5 months in college admissions scandal; pregnancy and women’s ages

KATG’s 15-year anniversary; Kevin Barnett remembered; cReEPs and Keith’s stepson; KATG Week; GOOTZ! Update; Chemda vs. Billy Procida; Parasite, The Invisible Man, Midsommar, and Hollywood’s buzzwords; Corona beer and the coronavirus; Garth Brooks, B

Celebrity Paranormal Project; romance and the flower shop that covers for you; raising children; Gilbert vs. The Emmys; SNL and Pete Davidson; celebrity staffers’ gossip; Palestinian tahini; stress dreams; 10-year-old boy knocks up 13-year-old girl

Social media fights; AVN Awards; smash-and-grabs; paypigs; Parasite in detail; Jojo Rabbit; fisting

XFL; NFL player’s 157-pound weed buy; Mötley Crüe, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne; paparazzi; Harvey Weinstein found guilty; comedian kills Dr. Amie Harwick; Quentin Tarantino’s first child

Tarp Law and living in a glue factory; Bernie Bros explained and Mike Bloomberg’s controversial past; the conclusion of The Dad Emails(?)

Dave and your mother and in some cases your father; jury duty; microdosing mushrooms and overdosing aspirin; knowing your way around; strip club food; Cat’s Cradle, Cat-fishing, and attempted gaslighting

Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania

Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family

Fake marriages and fake divorces; dating and new love; the KFC proposal; Tough Guys for Trump; Bernie Bros

The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s tria

The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes

Keith’s Super Bowl party’s cleanup crew; Keith vs. San Juan

The Beaver Boyz and The Gootz; 40% of KATG listeners have tinnitus; Super Bowl LIV and that fine (very talented) halftime ass

Sex and the return of The Gootz

U.S. Space Force’s camouflage uniforms and Uber’s murder report; Keith’s dad, mom, and the new year; tinnitus, pain pills, and Rush Limbaugh; Wendy Williams’s Fartgate; Ozzy Osbourne’s Parkinson’s disease; Carpool Karaoke’s tricks

A women ran into Andrea who remembers Andrea stealing $10,000 worth of weed; Netflix’s The Circle reviewed; Billy Procida’s marathon trip revisited

Sex addictions and negotiations; new sexual adventures; sex with your master; California sobriety; being the black sheep; Kevin’s ADD diagnosis; 2020 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Casey and Courtney’s marriage and jealousy; stepping up and quitting smoking; Keith’s housekeeper is a tattletale; early KATGuh results; The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs; NFL Conference Playoffs and vegetarianism

The 2019 KATGuh Award Nominations

Ray lost his virginity at age 37

How to be taller; relationship fights; how to save the planet by killing yourself; Hells Angels’ new home gets shot up; giving cows VR headsets and fish 3-D glasses; demolition contractor again tears down the wrong house; SEND NUDES tattletales; Justin

Xerxes’s birthday card; losing weight in 2020; Corey Booker drops out of the presidential race; Sussex’s great loss and the history of The Queen’s flatulence; how to save farts; Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles; Uncut Gems, 1917, and the 92nd Acad

Steak and Blow Job Day; bad photoshops, lying to your boss, CIA impersonations, and taking a driving test dressed as your mother; Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Megxit; 42-year-old woman runs over Mexican child for being Mexican; 59-year-old woman throw

Chemda, Xerxes, and Christmas; how to trick your family; Fitbit and cheaters; PlayStation 4 weighing scam; Keith’s Dad tried to be clever writing Keith; Roger Ailes and workplace conduct; Matt Lauer’s new love; Jeffrey Epstein’s moved body; Lori Lou

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegitarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologizes; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don�

Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan: The Dad Emails has its own devil’s advocates, and Myq and Andrea are here to show Keith the other side. Chemda explains the nature of monsters. Lucas Connolly: Keith debates what holiday is best to announce to his father the full true story. Should he send Dad sheet cakes with the emails on top? Fireworks? A singing telegram? A dick pic from her to him? Michael Khalili: Chemda’s brother joins us as a listener explains overcoming his father’s mental abuse. The gang discusses spousal enabling. Listener lizsquiz comes up with the next step, and it involves a clever way of being clear to Dad that Keith knows everything. Christian Finnegan: Though, for weeks, Father Malley hasn’t responded to Keith saying that he knows everything that’s been happening, Cat still reaches out to talk about Dad’s yummy birthday. The Hosts: Keith and Chemda discuss the latest. Oh God damn. “Glad to hear it is still all private.” Paul Hooper: Keith loves that people listen to these emails together. Cat’s Self Journals are dripping off the shelves. Juicy. The Christmas Fire Star and Daniel 9 are loved by fake-everyone! The Hosts: Cat comments about religion, marriage, and banging people stupid, and Dad breaks his silence to Keith by thanking him for a birthday gift. Keith and Cat then write Dad at the same time from their respective emails to behave. Shelton Lindsay: After Keith and Cat write the same words at the same time to Dad, Cat then sends Detective Father Malley exactly what Dad wrote to Keith. Now Dad knows. (Right?) Keith checks into a mental hospital.

Good news and bad news: Cat’s Cradle has been picked up for a second season! Also, the writers are ready to get extra stoopid. Here we go: 8 entertainers, 1 manipulative father, and listeners that are ready to choose Keith’s own adventure.

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Apologies; the various Thanksgivings; hospice care and family death; Walmart’s controversial Let It Snow Christmas sweater; service bees and fake complainers; THEY is 2019’s Word of the Year

Social anxiety and the holidays; stand-up for daycare kids; being paid what you’re worth; ALS Bucket Challenge creator dies at 34; deer season and human deaths; Chicago-area McDonald’s restaurants sue over customer violence

The Emails reveal; dating; only 18% of The Irishman viewers have finished it; I Am Jesus Christ video game; Chemda, children, and imminent death; healthy living

Marriage; the Christmas tree farm and its cantankerous owner; Steven’s projects (pickles, donuts, and D.A.R.E. weed pipes); suicide hotlines; waiting tables; parody songs

Monogamy; The Torture Report; Xerxes’ birthday cards

Xerxes experiences Chemda’s birthday; Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations; Kellyanne and George Conway; The Irishman revisited

Life after suicide; Canadian shit stirrer caught; Emily's in love; Thanksgiving and life directions; The Irishman

Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator; Bill Cosby says he’ll never admit wrongdoing; Tony Robbins’ sexual assault history; liquefied fecal matter dumping copycat; Cat’s birthday wishes

Mötley Crüe’s reunion; Bohemian Rhapsody producer to produce Michael Jackson biopic; Cat-fishing, delicious birthdays, and Dad’s latest project; the new Donald Trump font; A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood reviewed; the case for atheism

Sobriety, mood management, and menstruation; Chick-fil-A, homophobia, and Cancel Culture; Julia Roberts playing Harriet Tubman; federally legalizing marijuana; Nazi auction

KATG pre-interviews and their pattern of ending guests’ relationships; KATG in and out of the studio; football; emotions and interacting with tears

Stand-up on Colbert; having a partner with major anxiety; soccer and drinking; Ford v Ferrari reviewed; Jeopardy! fails at sneaking an ad into an answer; #FartGate; 7-year-old award-winning songwriter Blue Ivy Carter; Mötley Crüe exploded their self-imp