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<itunes:name>Keith Malley and Chemda</itunes:name>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1076: Perverted Justice</title>
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<description><![CDATA["Ovaries, much?"]]></description>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1075: Forever More</title>
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<description><![CDATA["You know what? She should be fearful of her life."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1074: I'm Not Your Mother</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Nov 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=545356#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1072: A Killer Surprise</title>
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<description><![CDATA["Don't even answer the door..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Nov 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1071: Champions</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=543841#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry...</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=543389#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know you won't eat me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1069: Potato Dick</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=542924#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will drink all the shit out of my butt."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1068: Who Got Game?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=542563#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you a whore?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1067: On Air</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=542183#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I like him a lot. This hurts me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>1066: In This Economy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=541359#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1065: You Said It</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=540789#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1064: Help Wanted</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=540074#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whose penis is that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1063: The Falcon Has Landed</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=539629#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>KATGtv 27: Victor Varnado</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=539256#</link>
<description><![CDATA[100 for 30: Victor Varnado]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1062: I Got Your Number</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=538476#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=538476#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1061: Come Again?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=538141#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=538141#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1060: Information Overload</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=537640#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=537640#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1059: Daddy Dearest</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=537379#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=537379#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534876#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Oct 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534876#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1057: For My Eyes Only</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534585#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534585#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-10-06.mp3" length="140037779" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1056: The Nightmare</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534219#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Oct 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534219#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-10-05.mp3" length="165438864" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>1055: Never Have I Ever</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=533095#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody's leaving this alive."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=533095#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-10-02.mp3" length="146338493" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1054: I'm Not an Asshole</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532792#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm gonna fight this guy!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Oct 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532792#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532681#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Oct 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532681#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv26.m4v" length="42284697" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1053: Family Values</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532320#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Have a sense of humor, Shithead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=532320#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-30.mp3" length="101543718" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1052: Get Smart</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531911#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531911#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-29.mp3" length="94116398" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1051: Bear the Shame</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531545#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531545#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1050: Cum Together</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=530498#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Act like a man! Cum like a man!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=530498#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1049: Womp Womp</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=530124#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=530124#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1048: The Mamas &#38; the Papas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529638#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529638#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-23.mp3" length="96364606" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529627#</link>
<description><![CDATA[100 for 30: Myq Kaplan]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529627#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv25.m4v" length="58575537" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1047: Hell-A</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529419#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=529419#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-22.mp3" length="115829772" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1046: Chicken Fucker</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528934#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528934#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-21.mp3" length="115418517" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1045: Oh God, Where Art Thou?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527967#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. Also you're a whore I met on 18th street."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527967#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-18.mp3" length="91574931" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1044: The Greatest</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I do have to say something though about the new intern. This is gonna hurt feelings."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-17.mp3" length="93499567" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 24: Ray DeVito</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527188#</link>
<description><![CDATA[100 for 30: Ray DeVito]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527188#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv24.m4v" length="62248320" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1043: Twitterific</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527178#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Which brings me to my next question: Will you get totally nude for $130? That would be pretty wild. Wild and affordable."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=527178#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-16.mp3" length="89680953" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1042: Better Than You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=526689#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're a shit-box. How can I be clearer?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=526689#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-15.mp3" length="120198799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1041: The Love Experience</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=526388#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was nuts, and I was an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=526388#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-14.mp3" length="151541381" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1040: The Branding</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=525242#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I do like to get hurt."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=525242#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-11.mp3" length="54809673" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1039: Celebrity Robots</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=525005#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Ever wake up with your foot in the toilet?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=525005#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-10.mp3" length="129502705" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1038: Five-Finger Discount</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524478#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm gonna fuck way more cancer patients than you before the year is over."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Sep 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524478#</guid>
<author>info@KATG.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-09.mp3" length="104180091" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1037: A Perfect World</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524177#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You both deserved each other! I'm glad you made each other's lives Hell!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524177#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-08.mp3" length="112448148" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1036: Little Baby Faggot Returns</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=523713#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=523713#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-07.mp3" length="97110687" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1035: Neil Baxter</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522904#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Only assholes get MS."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Sep 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522904#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-04.mp3" length="147915152" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1034: Sticky Fingers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522447#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm about to beep all over myself."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522447#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-03.mp3" length="109228739" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1033: 21 and Over</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522210#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It feels like they're stealing my farts."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Sep 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522210#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-02.mp3" length="114814770" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1032: Slide It In</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521771#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really don't know if I have something in my ass or not."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521771#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-09-01.mp3" length="92170402" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 23: Chemda in Chell</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521678#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Sep 2009 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521678#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv23.m4v" length="17923244" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1031: Wordplay</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521369#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not the same guy I was a year ago."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521369#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-31.mp3" length="125115991" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 22: The KATG Branding</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521282#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Intern Mike receives and pontificates on his Keith and The Girl cutting and branding.]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=521282#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv22.m4v" length="58286846" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 21: The Chili-Off</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519908#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Chemda, Matt, Lauren and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Chili Competition]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519908#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv21.m4v" length="93598966" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1030: Bang a Dong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519906#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you! I fuck your sons! I fuck your daughters!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519906#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-27.mp3" length="86537343" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1029: Respect the Gun</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519469#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Come on over, guys. I got a gun."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519469#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-26.mp3" length="93463108" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1028: Period Break</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519095#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's Keith vs. Chemda now. You wanted it!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=519095#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-25.mp3" length="78632256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1027: Party Hard</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=518665#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really should just beat the fuck out of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=518665#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-24.mp3" length="158975720" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 20: Myka FOX!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517891#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith, Brother Love and the KATG audience put Myka FOX!!! on the spot]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517891#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv20.m4v" length="74032561" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1026: Ass Frenzy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517758#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Just a simple jerk-off. Who knew?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517758#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-21.mp3" length="154609693" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1025: Sabotage</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516977#</link>
<description><![CDATA["First time I've been offended by the show."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516977#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-19.mp3" length="85942356" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1024: Skanks a Lot</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516567#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can, without slander, call him homosexual."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516567#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-18.mp3" length="87534792" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1023: Speaking of Gay</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516212#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm an advanced man, and I like to do it in the ass."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516212#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-17.mp3" length="126107223" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 19: The Burger-Off</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516127#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith, Pat, Jeremy, Cole and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Burger Competition]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=516127#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2009-08-17.m4v" length="114888062" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1022: General Coonery</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=515106#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=515106#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=514768#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=514768#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-12.mp3" length="83916194" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1020: Count Me In</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=514317#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Shit, I'm pretty fuckin' gay..."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=514317#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1019: Black Comedy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=513896#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Jesus Christ, can't you lighten up for five fuckin' minutes?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=513896#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-10.mp3" length="123203735" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1018: Gay in the Back</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512843#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your mommy sucked my dick for two dollars."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Aug 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512843#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-07.mp3" length="94422971" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1017: Clickity Clack Bitches</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512866#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Get the fuck out the way, Nana."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Aug 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512866#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-06.mp3" length="95105894" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1016: Cold Hearted Snake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512051#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's no way to win is the answer."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512051#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-05.mp3" length="110947190" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1015: Making Boys Cry</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511737#</link>
<description><![CDATA["My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511737#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-04.mp3" length="98683637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1014: 5 Stars</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511229#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are like."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Aug 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511229#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-08-03.mp3" length="108192463" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1013: Mother Fuckers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=510373#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Drama will be soon."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Aug 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=510373#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-31.mp3" length="111127707" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1012: I'll Fight You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509901#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You apparently have never been ninja-fucked."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509901#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-30.mp3" length="135943248" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1011: The Unforgiven</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509536#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will not let a shit-head offend me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509536#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-29.mp3" length="109538924" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1010: Stage Fright</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509079#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a drunk sudden movement venue."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509079#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-28.mp3" length="127942866" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1009: Getting Spooked</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=508796#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=508796#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-27.mp3" length="92764129" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1008: Big Pimpin'</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=507190#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=507190#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-23.mp3" length="102734805" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1007: Throwdown at the County Fair</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=506735#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=506735#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-22.mp3" length="86921566" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1006: Salty Biscuit</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=506319#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've had an olive in my ass."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=506319#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-21.mp3" length="87152330" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505802#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm very in touch with Me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505802#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-20.mp3" length="84644575" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1004: Goo Goo G'joob</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505469#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505469#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-17.mp3" length="120646598" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1003: 1-800-FUCK-YOU</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=504328#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I lost my shit."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=504328#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-16.mp3" length="119941204" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1002: An Awart Winning Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=503888#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=503888#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-15.mp3" length="87141738" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>1001: Awesome</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=503425#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=503425#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-14.mp3" length="122905914" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>999: Have a Nice Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=501477#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Jul 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=501477#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-09.mp3" length="88932894" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>998: Into the Fire</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=501075#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now I'm about to violate your trust."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Jul 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=501075#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-08.mp3" length="94799743" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>997: Flying Pussy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=500676#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't Palin Me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jul 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=500676#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-07.mp3" length="106130364" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>996: Turn the Page</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498990#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was the beginning of the end."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jul 2009 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498990#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-03.mp3" length="93412946" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>995: Boom Boom Boom</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498842#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jul 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498842#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-02.mp3" length="79247972" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>994: Twenty Questions</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498401#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's get a few things straight."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jul 2009 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498401#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-07-01.mp3" length="77266144" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>993: Your Line of Questioning</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497970#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497970#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-30.mp3" length="89345760" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>992: Keith is a Drunk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497512#</link>
<description><![CDATA["One boring fucking day at a time..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497512#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-29.mp3" length="90977834" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>991: Burger War</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497176#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=497176#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-28.mp3" length="84027579" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>990: If You Can't Stand the Heat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=496524#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;All my friends are lying to me!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=496524#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-26.mp3" length="92992923" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>989: Die, Michael Jackson, Die!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=496104#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was too soon when you touched my children!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=496104#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>988: Robot Drinking Problems</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=495604#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=495604#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>987: I Love You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=495215#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=495215#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-23.mp3" length="170505103" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>986: The Atheist Club</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494813#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494813#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-22.mp3" length="86906698" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>985: The Dragon Returns</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494058#</link>
<description><![CDATA["For those of you who no longer wish to honor who I am and what I do, I truly wish you death."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494058#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-20.mp3" length="141043497" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>984: Monkey Business</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493901#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your backyard is where I vacation! How ya like that?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493901#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-19.mp3" length="90216232" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>983: Genuine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493558#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She vaginad her way into the position."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493558#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-18.mp3" length="119007722" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>982: For Love or Money</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493036#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wanna fuck a girl who I put it in her ass and she doesn't even turn around to see who it is."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493036#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-17.mp3" length="118293144" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>981: Seeing the Light</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=492738#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I think we might owe you an apology, actually."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=492738#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-16.mp3" length="110884510" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>980: Choke-take</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=492304#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's get back to the story: He tells me to cum on his face..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=492304#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-15.mp3" length="114199156" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>979: Beer Hug</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=491635#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Time to go out raping, I guess."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=491635#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-14.mp3" length="86630068" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>978: Let's Go Pittsburgh!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=491139#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the kid you jerked off, you fuckin' son of a bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=491139#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-12.mp3" length="84467549" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>977: Our Four Cents</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=490811#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This isn't a town that says, 'Keep the change.'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=490811#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-11.mp3" length="95219061" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>976: Frienemy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=490249#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Kiss my dick, Spooky!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=490249#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-10.mp3" length="96809042" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>975: Burns and Allen</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=489860#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Everything looks sexy. She has no control."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=489860#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-09.mp3" length="86470749" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>974: Dream On</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=489436#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's not a very nice show."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Jun 2009 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=489436#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-08.mp3" length="101648392" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>973: Evolution of Man</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488498#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It ain't no note-takin' faggot baa! It's a drinkin' baa!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Jun 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488498#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-05.mp3" length="108942272" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>972: Worse Than Hitler</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488143#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We are a team! You hate who I hate!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jun 2009 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488143#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-04.mp3" length="134425413" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>971: Awkward</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=487748#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sometimes you gotta put your penis places."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=487748#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-03.mp3" length="108263878" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>970: You've Been Duped</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=487231#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's like I'm fuckin' me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Jun 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=487231#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-06-02.mp3" length="129701908" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>969: Define &#34;No&#34;</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=485689#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't go to the dildo store when you're horny."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=485689#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-29.mp3" length="144224360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>968: Praise be Allah</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=485210#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't pull me into this."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=485210#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-28.mp3" length="132737668" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>967: Hot Dog Revenge</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=484833#</link>
<description><![CDATA["My life would be over if I was allowed to say whatever I could say."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=484833#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-27.mp3" length="81753680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>966: If Charming Means Cunty</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=484422#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's never good to throw things at gang members."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=484422#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-26.mp3" length="118706215" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>965: American Bad Ass</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=482974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Two thumbs down, and two middle fingers up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=482974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-22.mp3" length="99074230" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>964: Why Jews Eat Sand</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=482395#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you understand how sad this is, ladies?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=482395#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-21.mp3" length="121397012" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>963: The Shed</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=481822#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Go home, and quit touching each other."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=481822#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-20.mp3" length="85387503" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>962: Is This Thing On?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=481372#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I partied even crazier the next night to the point where like my knees are like bloody-colored and bruises and..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=481372#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-19.mp3" length="100509435" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>961: Heckler</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=480942#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That is when your and F-MOS' advice came to mind. She was suddenly feeling doubts, so I just whipped my dick out."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=480942#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-18.mp3" length="119768974" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>960: How'd You Get Your Accent?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479858#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the undisputed all-time champion comedy king comedy!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479858#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-15.mp3" length="89928303" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>959: LOLz</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479077#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I happen to be the crossover nigger of America."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479077#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-14.mp3" length="186552863" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>958: Drinking Buddies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=478570#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me what level of a scumbag I am."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=478570#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-13.mp3" length="86011321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>957: Enjoy Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=477908#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't explain my disease."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=477908#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-12.mp3" length="101776300" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>956: Titties and Blood</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=477342#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I think you were high on whiskey."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=477342#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-11.mp3" length="102217683" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>955: Entitlement</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=476128#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When you're aware of the world, it makes your heart cry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 May 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=476128#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-08.mp3" length="87562744" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>954: I Shit on You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=475789#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you gonna swear again, you stupid bitch?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=475789#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-07.mp3" length="99155469" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>953: Mouth Breathers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=475379#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What the fuck are y'all laughin' at, man?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=475379#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-06.mp3" length="93059872" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>952: Shine a Light</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=474566#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 May 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=474566#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-05.mp3" length="89357816" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>951: MC Mr. Napkins</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=473993#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith, I'm gay, and that's my brother I'm trying to fuck."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 May 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=473993#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-04.mp3" length="154458026" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>950: Sexperiments</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472962#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Shit talkers don't get to decide when the shit talking ends."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 May 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472962#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-05-01.mp3" length="163848173" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>949: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472175#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have no sense."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472175#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-30.mp3" length="150340869" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>948: Like a Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=469376#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Once in awhile you have to go out and fuck somebody else."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=469376#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-29.mp3" length="101900977" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>947: Thug Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=467821#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Was she able to fuck the whole collection?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=467821#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-28.mp3" length="109162785" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>946: Solid Bits</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=465450#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you're not uncomfortable, you're not a comedy fan."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=465450#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-27.mp3" length="113811430" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>945: Baby Shaker</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=462504#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you can put up drywall you're in."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=462504#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-24.mp3" length="111215278" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>944: Deviance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=460350#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Have I hit a woman before? Hell yeah."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=460350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-23.mp3" length="86493421" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>943: For Shits and Giggles</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=459367#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop spreading rumors about me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=459367#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-22.mp3" length="104527956" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>942: Eye of the Beholder </title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=457362#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the only person with human decency!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=457362#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-21.mp3" length="159292325" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>941: The Crippler</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456784#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know you're fucking lying!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456784#</guid>
<author>info?@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-20.mp3" length="152826461" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 940: Live in NYC</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472258#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Check out the full video at KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472258#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-940-trailer.m4v" length="10432400" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>939: Merit</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=454625#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you could stop talking about me that'd be fuckin' FANTASTIC!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=454625#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-14.mp3" length="81971704" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>938: The Brothers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=454332#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We have some more vomiting tonight. What's going on?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=454332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-13.mp3" length="126335018" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>937: Nerd Rage</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=453404#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;My logic can break you down.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=453404#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-10.mp3" length="135295982" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>936: Extra Gravy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452945#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keep eating your shit!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452945#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-09.mp3" length="161607431" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>935: Bad EYEdeas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452516#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got shot in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Apr 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452516#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-08.mp3" length="138881658" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>934: Me Talk Pretty</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452149#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I maybe not say this but if the Keith is not good to you and go to away from him. I would love the you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Apr 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=452149#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-07.mp3" length="93001061" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>933: WrestleMania XXV</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=451757#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I shit me drawers."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=451757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-06.mp3" length="150275643" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>932: Not in My House</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450852#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If Intern punches me in the face: so be it." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450852#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-03.mp3" length="142563328" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>931: Act a Fool</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450378#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Maybe you're scared of what you don't understand, because I understand everything."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450378#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-02.mp3" length="102616670" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>930: Silver Dragon</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450115#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I love Lying Day."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450115#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-04-01.mp3" length="212592595" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>929: Believe It or Not!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449611#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You must have the rustiest asshole this side of the Mississippi."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449611#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-31.mp3" length="86279709" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>928: How to Be Friends</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449375#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm a Butt Sex Pioneer. I'll take it for $5.95."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449375#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-30.mp3" length="134723131" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>927: Just Not That Into You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=448771#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do you cut yourself?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=448771#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-27.mp3" length="221281372" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>926: Rules and Regulations</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=447876#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith is a bigger pussy than I thought."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=447876#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-26.mp3" length="129300831" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>925: Banana, Banana</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=447368#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This heart didn't come with instructions."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=447368#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-25.mp3" length="131255616" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>924: Vagina Lip Punching</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=446969#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Fuck' is okay. 'Cunt' is okay. I think we're ready."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=446969#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-24.mp3" length="110006710" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>923: The Ultimate Pleasure</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=446655#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Show that you're a little dirty bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=446655#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-23.mp3" length="111371506" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>922: Never Be a Victim</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445997#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You told me to be more assertive, so I beat the shit out of kids."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445997#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-20.mp3" length="141918671" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>921: Mental</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445276#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're an idiot mom. That's why you have an idiot kid.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445276#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-19.mp3" length="169445628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>920: Fuuuuccck Yoouu!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444761#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm writing to tell you that I've been teetering this way and that over whether or not to continue listening."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444761#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-18.mp3" length="116782750" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>919: Keith vs. Chemda</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444479#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Oh, let's get it on!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444479#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-17.mp3" length="125184086" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>918: Dan vs. Jesse</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444250#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is like, literally, it has to be one of the dumbest - if not the dumbest - thing I've ever done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444250#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-16.mp3" length="160116987" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>917: Queer as Folk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=443239#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm nicer than all you fake fucks. Fuck you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=443239#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-13.mp3" length="156459630" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>916: Keith's Mommmmm</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=442715#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What's your job besides not having babies?" ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=442715#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-12.mp3" length="158893279" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>915: In Hot Water</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=442335#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=442335#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-11.mp3" length="104359628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>914: Comics Strip</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=441963#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was nice talking to you. Now let's never talk again."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=441963#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-10.mp3" length="120242345" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>913: Four Years Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=441659#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If we have cloning, I would clone you and then murder both of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=441659#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-09.mp3" length="136363654" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 18: Party! Super Party!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=440659#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Revelers enjoy the Party! Super Party!]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Mar 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=440659#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2009-03-06.m4v" length="15119231" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>912: Mo' Money</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=440363#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How much money do you have in your bank right now?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=440363#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-05.mp3" length="157932940" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>911: Working Well with Others</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439849#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He listened to the show, and now does not speak to me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439849#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-04.mp3" length="83105127" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>910: The Parent Trap</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439483#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You've been shaming the family since you were nine?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439483#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-03.mp3" length="108077098" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>909: Acting!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439118#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't believe in baking. I never did."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=439118#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-03-02.mp3" length="122890670" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>908: Keith and The Girls</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=438348#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will not be a victim!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=438348#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-27.mp3" length="217594909" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>907: Gag Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=437667#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He looks at me and goes - and I quote: 'What have you done lately?'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=437667#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-26.mp3" length="137864258" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>906: Tit for Tat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=437328#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who's to say we don't want to just show our tits and need a good excuse?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=437328#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-25.mp3" length="75382305" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>905: Connect the Dots</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436989#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nothing's ever sick enough for the Asians."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436989#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-24.mp3" length="80803186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>904: Get the Funk Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436611#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He's not gonna try something. I'll punch him in the mouth."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436611#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-23.mp3" length="60595388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>903: What's Yours is Mine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435737#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's just say I've been kind of a mess lately."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435737#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-20.mp3" length="126979427" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>902: Too Clever</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435242#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You've made a very big mistake."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435242#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-19.mp3" length="56828032" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>901: Tee Time</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=434930#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pen in your eye!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=434930#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-18.mp3" length="86297498" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>900: Lez Be Friends</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=434578#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know you're gonna get a lot of shit for this, right?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=434578#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-17.mp3" length="107906861" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>899: Real Talk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=433232#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I get it; you got AIDS. Let's play some music."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=433232#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-13.mp3" length="90973625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>898: How Much is That Asshole in the Window?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432805#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's not like I never had ass sex before. Let's be clear and honest."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432805#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-12.mp3" length="103775169" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>897: The Show-ers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432370#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've got twenty dollars if you're bored and wanna kill anyone."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-11.mp3" length="94435163" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>896: Intent to Distribute (John DeForest Petrie)</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432116#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You go to KeithandTheGirl.com right now: there is video where something shitty is going on. And maybe literally."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=432116#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-10.mp3" length="122964929" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>895: Know Your Shit</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431673#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That is gonna be just a horrible day when you figure shit out."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431673#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-09.mp3" length="90692972" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>894: The Reaping</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431206#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Every time I act, this guy's pointing a fucking camera at me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Feb 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431206#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-06.mp3" length="124327186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>893: Vote Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430369#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's see if Patrice is an idiot."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430369#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-05.mp3" length="105233154" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>892: Shout It Out Loud</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430041#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm gonna kick your ass!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Feb 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430041#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-04.mp3" length="97602518" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>891: Drink the Fat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=429718#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You got something to say to this prick?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Feb 2009 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=429718#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-03.mp3" length="68649043" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>890: Yes We Can</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=429338#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now you can check asshole without you turning into an animal yourself!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Feb 2009 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=429338#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-02-02.mp3" length="52433481" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>889: Mantrums</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428829#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I knew I was onto something. Who do I sue?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428829#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-30.mp3" length="82555091" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>888: The Simple Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=427826#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What are you most disappointed in her about?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=427826#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-29.mp3" length="51761402" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>887: Dear Intern</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=427367#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I truly apologize for anything and everything. I am the only one at fault here.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=427367#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-28.mp3" length="111346081" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>886: Love &#38; Happiness</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=426979#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I think you're a dildo, and not the kind I want in my vagina. I wasn't staring at you, you self-conscious douche."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=426979#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-27.mp3" length="102754513" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>885: The Royal Rumble</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=426636#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really want you to just bang a chair over her face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=426636#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-26.mp3" length="58884555" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>884: Drunken Negro Faces</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425875#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you're lookin' for asshole, you're gonna find asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425875#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-23.mp3" length="161614996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>883: In Session</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425042#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425042#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-21.mp3" length="61611446" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>882: God Bless</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=424727#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Thank you for helping me be a better person."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=424727#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-20.mp3" length="115720860" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>881: Give and Take</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423500#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;The challenge is basically to prove Keith wrong.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423500#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-16.mp3" length="87149170" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>880: Bad to the Bone</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423066#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're being a little bitch 'cause you're not looking at me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423066#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-15.mp3" length="117634823" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>879: Sober Living</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422819#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I like women the same way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422819#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-14.mp3" length="75523346" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>878: Bromance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422368#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Someone starts blowing me, and I don't know who it is."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422368#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-13.mp3" length="98486631" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>877: Fuck-Like</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422099#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Oh my God! You too, Adam?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422099#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-12.mp3" length="53966273" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>876: For Medicinal Purposes Only</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=421713#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got your medicine..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=421713#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-09.mp3" length="105474301" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>875: Pussification</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=420704#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Good morning, mother fucker."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=420704#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-08.mp3" length="84306070" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>874: Poop Culture</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=420325#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Their own god can't even milk itself.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=420325#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-07.mp3" length="61775414" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>873: The Greatest Story Ever Told</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419982#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you friends with Bill?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jan 2009 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419982#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-06-2.mp3" length="83712838" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>872: 1st Annual KATGuh Award Winners</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't masturbate hard; masturbate smart."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jan 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-06-1.mp3" length="64501216" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>871: 4&#34;Stud</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419312#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jan 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419312#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2009-01-05.mp3" length="89564370" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 26: Bougie Tag-Up</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417793#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417793#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-26.mp3" length="84382872" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 17: Yoink</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417792#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith and Chemda in the classic Mexican Food Standoff]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417792#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-12-30.m4v" length="11059259" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 25: Please Continue to Fuck Dane Cook Some More, Maybe Even Harder</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417330#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417330#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-25.mp3" length="52436186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 24: Gimme BALLS!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=416008#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=416008#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-24.mp3" length="56466584" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 23: Chink Cop</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415921#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415921#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-23.mp3" length="76124476" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATG promo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415865#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415865#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-promo.m4v" length="22334511" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 22: A Portrait of the Artist as a Porn Retailer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415602#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415602#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-22.mp3" length="75696298" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>870: 1st Annual KATGuh Awards</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414979#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Was that the first time Chemda realized that she was dating a drunk?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414979#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-20.mp3" length="96263984" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>869: The O-Word</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414811#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can have some of my butt."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414811#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-19.mp3" length="98676621" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>868: Integrity</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414373#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I only became a drunk when you started drinking less."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414373#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-18.mp3" length="79647349" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 16: How to Take Care of a Baby</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414195#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith and The Girl teach you about caring for a newborn]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414195#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-12-18.m4v" length="29860319" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>867: Smarter Than</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414087#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Quit rippin' off the fuckin' workin' man!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=414087#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-17.mp3" length="98559300" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>866: Watch Your Kids</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413762#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I just finished. Gotcha!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413762#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-16.mp3" length="76573549" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Scott Sigler's Contagious</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413460#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413460#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-Contagious.pdf" length="4338191" type="application/pdf"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>865: Greater Than</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413448#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You are so fuckin' jealous..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=413448#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-15.mp3" length="102703631" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>864: Spooky 2.0</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=412524#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It will be on my tombstone."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=412524#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-12.mp3" length="66292439" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>863: The Red Pen</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=412142#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We had to have hung out at least three times before threatening to kill me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=412142#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-11.mp3" length="86771245" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>862: Yoink</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411867#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When they're dead I can't make them cry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411867#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-10.mp3" length="111746068" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>861: His Image</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411522#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Never been more offended..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411522#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-09.mp3" length="75627708" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>860: Turn it Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411105#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you ever just feel like yelling at me: Don't."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Dec 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=411105#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-08.mp3" length="57110862" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>859: Get Over Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=410262#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Dec 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=410262#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-05.mp3" length="96870611" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>858: No Thank You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409970#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're better than me. The End."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409970#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-04.mp3" length="124954125" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>857: Use Your Illusion</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409652#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Where are the coloreds getting their water?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409652#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-03.mp3" length="93780241" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 15b: Baked PotatoE</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409532#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Our very Sexy PotatoE stunts her maturity]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409532#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-12-02.m4v" length="49046821" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>856: For Crying Out Loud</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=408892#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sometimes we have really creepy moments."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=408892#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-12-01.mp3" length="111335800" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>855: Nerve</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=407447#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will destroy your life. I'm not kidding."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=407447#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-26.mp3" length="77899065" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>854: Hit 'Em!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=407099#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sounds a little Hate Crime to me..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=407099#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-25.mp3" length="92467160" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>853: Act Like a Man</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406716#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Get ready to punch your friend in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406716#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-24.mp3" length="99562307" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>852: Told Ya So</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406208#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They have to admit that Keith Malley is nicer than Adam Curry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406208#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-21.mp3" length="71058455" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>851: The Ol' Switcheroo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405421#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I demand that everyone act appropriately." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405421#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-20.mp3" length="68428110" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>850: Newsy's Twat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405132#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Here's a picture of my dick. That should tide you over."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405132#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-19.mp3" length="114678637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>849: The Pick-Up Artist</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=404759#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If someone hands you The Meaning of Life, how do you go on living?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=404759#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-18.mp3" length="87418085" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>848: Timing is Everything</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=404374#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=404374#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-17.mp3" length="58660114" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>847: Baby's First Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=403437#</link>
<description><![CDATA["All your compliments offend me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=403437#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-14.mp3" length="110077035" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>846: The Crazy and the Drunk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402946#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Can I get a party size glass of that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402946#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-13.mp3" length="73476639" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>845: Keith's Friends</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402663#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not gonna pervert our relationship."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402663#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-12.mp3" length="62980430" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>844: City Country</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402333#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know what's in my brain right now? Fucking you, 9-year-old."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=402333#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-11.mp3" length="112569384" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>843: Grownups</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401964#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You get nothing until you apologize to me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401964#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-10.mp3" length="74804205" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>842: Runaway</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401091#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have the disease that I don't like to hang out with."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401091#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-08.mp3" length="107499352" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>841: Ladies' Troubles</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=400447#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is going to end badly."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2008 19:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=400447#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-06.mp3" length="91532476" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>840: Erection Day</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=400285#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The problem is your penis wasn't out."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=400285#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-05.mp3" length="104338745" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>839: Master Debater</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399945#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If he's wet, he's a pedophile!" ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399945#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-04.mp3" length="73307911" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>838: Vote Obama</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399661#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The phone number's open for your apology, you fuckin' bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Nov 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399661#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-11-03.mp3" length="93050010" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>837: N.D.P.A.C.</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398804#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Good comedy is based on research."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398804#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-31.mp3" length="63935467" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>836: Breathless</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398302#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do we need to stop this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398302#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-30.mp3" length="55456457" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398001#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have the right to remain silent."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=398001#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-29.mp3" length="58266069" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>834: Fuckin' Hippies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=397631#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I bet I could beat the ever-livin' shit out of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=397631#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-28.mp3" length="68431788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>833: Max Payne</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=397165#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I cannot guarantee reliability, sobriety or even coherentness."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=397165#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-27.mp3" length="52433993" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 15: Salvia</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405303#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Our heroes trip balls - Mike the Intern, McNally and Keith]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405303#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-10-27.m4v" length="109346620" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>832: Don't Do Drugs</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=396917#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your vagina's eatin' my dick."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=396917#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-24.mp3" length="74949109" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>831: Everyone has AIDS!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395763#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Oh my God, do you want babies?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395763#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-23.mp3" length="80896963" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>830: As a Kite</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395589#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was in my own glass thing. So I couldn't get out of the box. And the box kept pushin' me - maybe 'cause I'm flyin' through space like that..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395589#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-22.mp3" length="77471800" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>829: Back in the Saddle</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395063#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If we fought, I would not be surprised."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=395063#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-21.mp3" length="91473964" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 828: Live in London</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=396693#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Check out the full video at KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=396693#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-20L.mp3" length="963032" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>827: Soap Hockey (Israel)</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=394088#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You'll say it like it is. What do you think of Israel?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=394088#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-20.mp3" length="136900067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>826: KATG Marathon - The Grand Finale</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=390036#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=390036#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-10.mp3" length="92148580" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>825: KATG Marathon - 2 Mothers 1 Gunner</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389747#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389747#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-09.mp3" length="98659552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>824: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 3</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389343#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389343#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-08.mp3" length="61490446" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>823: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 2</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389325#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=389325#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-07.mp3" length="87869941" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>822: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 1</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=388629#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Oct 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=388629#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-06.mp3" length="79609912" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>821: Drill, Baby, Drill</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387567#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Name one good day as a couple that we've had together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Oct 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387567#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-03.mp3" length="84976660" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>820: Litmus Test</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387015#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Raise your pizzas."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387015#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-02.mp3" length="78487008" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>819: People &#62; Animals</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386698#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He's come a long way from when he was eating shit in the bathroom."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386698#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-10-01.mp3" length="100583256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>818: Love &#38; London</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386291#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Send out your signals: Don't fuck around the Malleys' house."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386291#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-30.mp3" length="68875201" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>817: Star Power</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386144#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you don't leave now, I will shoot you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=386144#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-29.mp3" length="107525091" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>816: You Were Right, John Mayer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=385027#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Nice try, bitch! I know about podcasting.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=385027#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-26.mp3" length="112412755" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>815: Disappearing Act</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=384556#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll get that baby out today."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=384556#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-25.mp3" length="74632111" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>814: Killing Me Softly</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=384186#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're just hoping we don't shoot up the place."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=384186#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-24.mp3" length="71770839" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>813: My Backyard</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=383611#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What are the chances of my parole officer being here?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=383611#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-23.mp3" length="75297144" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>812: Unconstitutional</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=383300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The irony is you don't like you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=383300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-22.mp3" length="126095067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>811: Octopus Genitalia</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382454#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is Knock Shit Outta People's Hands Area, and you're in it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382454#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-19.mp3" length="126363815" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>810: Everyday People</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382064#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If it looks weird and smells weird, don't do it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382064#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-18.mp3" length="69104370" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>809: Playing Around</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=381605#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Chemda said I'm allowed to punch him right in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=381605#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-17.mp3" length="80033039" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>808: Friends &#38; Family</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=381333#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Every deal that we've gotten is because we have potty mouths."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=381333#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-16.mp3" length="95710816" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>807: Learning in Moderation</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=380842#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll burn that bridge when I come to it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=380842#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-15.mp3" length="60744641" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>806: Skirting the Issues</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=377512#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do I look like an asshole if I sit you down and explain to you how to curse? Cause holy cunt-balls..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=377512#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>805: A Losing Battle</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=377092#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He wouldn't shake my hand in person, but now I'm gonna check his asshole cancer."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=377092#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-11.mp3" length="69670705" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>804: Sex, Pigs and Lipstick</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376698#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Maybe you should have thought about that when you got knocked up near power lines."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376698#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-10.mp3" length="88976948" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>803: Take Care of Your Own</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376442#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This dog just fucked me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376442#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-09.mp3" length="67041614" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>802: How to Approach Keith</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376137#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're drunk! Shut your mouth!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=376137#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-08.mp3" length="89843795" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>801: I Blame You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=375369#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I ain't talkin' about the vagina, honey."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Sep 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=375369#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-05.mp3" length="87478564" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>800: That's Not Your Baby</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374873#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Too approachable! I'm too good!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Sep 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374873#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-04.mp3" length="67565735" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>799: Just Kidding</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374562#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I need faces! I need faces!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374562#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-03.mp3" length="0" type=""/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>798: The King of Kings</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374229#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't let our amusement throw you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Sep 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=374229#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-09-02.mp3" length="81353082" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 14: KATG's Wedding/Fight</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405306#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith and The Girl try to get married]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Sep 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405306#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-09-01.m4v" length="87628324" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>797: Wedding Preparations</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=373059#</link>
<description><![CDATA["More people need to be quiet and start diaries."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=373059#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-29.mp3" length="58502708" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>796: Where's the Line?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372748#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Get up. You're not having a panic attack."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372748#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-28.mp3" length="66157630" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>795: Killer Comedy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372417#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's time for me to stop being scared, and time to make others start."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372417#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-27.mp3" length="58954117" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>794: You Ever Notice...</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372208#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why am I the representative of all things you hate today?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372208#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-26.mp3" length="67026567" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>793: No Offense</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371905#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Never would I ever come across as a whore. And for you to suggest that is just disgusting."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371905#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-25.mp3" length="50452396" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>792: Chinese Democracy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And to think I should be dead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-22.mp3" length="63898124" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>791: 18 &#38; Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Call ahead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370722#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-21.mp3" length="90982862" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>790: In It for Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370370#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hey, sorry. My bad. I'm out. We're done.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-20.mp3" length="58445157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>789: Love thy Neighbor</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370160#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody thinks there's any consequences." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370160#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-19.mp3" length="83468246" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>788: You're Welcome</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369849#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Would this make you applaud?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369849#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-18.mp3" length="122850450" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>787: FTW</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369094#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Adam just looks horrified right now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369094#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-15.mp3" length="81824412" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>786: Special Strengths</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368730#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A whole bunch of sperm at once makes you tell bad puns all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368730#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-14.mp3" length="69872161" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>785: Versus</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not sending a signal that I should start fucking your face?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-13.mp3" length="71979384" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>784: Fuck Carnival</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368167#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Let me tell you how I feel about THAT person...&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368167#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-12.mp3" length="73904473" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>783: KATG Marathon - Pandejo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366062#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366062#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-08.mp3" length="139135527" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>782: KATG Marathon - Affirmative Action</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366051#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366051#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-07.mp3" length="84047541" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>781: KATG Marathon - Hot or Not</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366006#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366006#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-06.mp3" length="67804811" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>780: KATG Marathon - World Policy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365574#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365574#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-05.mp3" length="82055547" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365350#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-04.mp3" length="64273055" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>778: Ironman Bobby</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364941#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's have a fuckin' baby! Let's end this shit!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364941#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-01.mp3" length="112891736" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>777: Talk Dirty to Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I want to work with you. Please tell me the secret of The Ancients."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-31.mp3" length="67486367" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>776: On the Real</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364144#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364144#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-30.mp3" length="84799992" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>775: Battle of the Sexes</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363632#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Fuck you, God. There, I said it.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363632#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-29.mp3" length="76764726" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>774: Dr. Feelbad</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363466#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're dead. I'm gonna kill you.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363466#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-28.mp3" length="90690040" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>773: To the Limit</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362708#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362708#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-25.mp3" length="51698750" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>772: See You in Court</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362342#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me the bad things about me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362342#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-24.mp3" length="105857483" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>771: 1-800-GAMBLER</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361909#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361909#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-23.mp3" length="75468089" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>770: Fuck Your Country</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361677#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361677#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-22.mp3" length="107760033" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>769: Keith's Line</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you?]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-21.mp3" length="93917643" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>768: KATG Marathon - Exhibit A for the Prosecution</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360085#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360085#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-18.mp3" length="64706832" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>767: KATG Marathon - Butman Meets Soccergirl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359702#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359702#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-17.mp3" length="135172657" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>766: KATG Marathon - Butman Begins</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359357#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359357#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-16.mp3" length="126243880" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>765: KATG Marathon - Girls' Night</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358864#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358864#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-15.mp3" length="52336157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358512#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358512#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-14.mp3" length="129187680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>763: Intervention</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358229#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Welcome to the club. See you in Hell."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358229#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-11.mp3" length="112589552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>762: Halfsies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357948#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How sad your life is, Keith... to not know love..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357948#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-10.mp3" length="121497516" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keithand The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>761: Our Demands</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357528#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think Mevio keeps their tents? I doubt it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357528#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-09.mp3" length="77401150" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>760: Roommates</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357091#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a human being? Well I gotta look that word up. 'Cause I don't think it is."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357091#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-08.mp3" length="79078838" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>759: Country Dough Face</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357033#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you think you've heard Chemda on 11; no you haven't. You've heard her on 3. That's all you ever heard her on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357033#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-07.mp3" length="128015589" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>758: Head of the Class</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=355310#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you, England. I didn't forget."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=355310#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-02.mp3" length="81229238" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>757: Be a Man</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You don't even know where you are, Big Boy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-01.mp3" length="80603264" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>756: The Customer is Usually Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494106#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You can't make somebody happy.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494106#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-30.mp3" length="66444057" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353849#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353849#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-27.mp3" length="80617056" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>754: The Worst Thing We've Ever Done</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353480#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody's tricking me anymore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353480#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-26.mp3" length="109421839" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>753: Tour of Booty</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353163#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The Seven Year Itch is comin'..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353163#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-25.mp3" length="136798294" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>752: Home Sweet New York</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352820#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do we need to give everybody a chance?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352820#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-24.mp3" length="55775942" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>751: The Dying and the Dead</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352507#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352507#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-23.mp3" length="108149989" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>750: Haterade</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351707#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351707#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-20.mp3" length="73099096" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>749: If It Fits</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351179#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This was a horrible thing I did."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351179#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-19.mp3" length="98342577" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>748: Queers, Racists and Whores</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350901#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Dick... tasted like sprinkles."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350901#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-18.mp3" length="65544902" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>747: We Rule; They Drool</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350587#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350587#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-17.mp3" length="61921614" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>746: The 74-Hour Podcast</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350266#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We just want to be in Guinness."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350266#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-16.mp3" length="154527576" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>745: Mac Daddy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=348558#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=348558#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-10.mp3" length="154741699" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>744: The Justice Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347329#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347329#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-06.mp3" length="74328860" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>743: Million Dollar Baby</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347015#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I want a baby."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347015#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-05.mp3" length="151912321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>742: Dream Warriors</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346674#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346674#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>741: Partay!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346339#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346339#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>740: Judge Fatty</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345950#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345950#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-02.mp3" length="132882016" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 13: Dance Monkey Dance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405308#</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A highlight reel of 14-year-old KATG Internet Sensation Bruno G]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jun 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405308#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-06-02.m4v" length="43939169" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>739: The Trouble Card</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344882#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344882#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-30.mp3" length="100494649" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>738: You Otter Know</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344500#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do we want to place a bet?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344500#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-29.mp3" length="90817222" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>737: Lights, Karma, Action</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344247#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344247#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-28.mp3" length="92541417" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>736: KATG Kills</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343864#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343864#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-27.mp3" length="81523064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>735: Innocence Lost</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342326#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If we were in jail, your mouth would be first."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342326#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-23.mp3" length="93632723" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>734: Nick Starr is Gay</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342024#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342024#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-22.mp3" length="105161163" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>733: Positive/Negative: Real and Fake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341814#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341814#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-21.mp3" length="81533513" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>732: Positive/Negative: Major League and Minor League</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341587#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341587#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-20.mp3" length="61297729" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>731: Positive/Negative: The Fit and The Fat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341272#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341272#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-19.mp3" length="51840020" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>730: McNally in a Tree</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340216#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340216#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-16.mp3" length="92519152" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>729: Black, White and Other</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339889#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You smell like rent.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339889#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-15.mp3" length="119333323" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>728: We Can Hear You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339504#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What the fuck is your problem, man?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339504#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-14.mp3" length="54837157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>727: How May I Curse You?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339069#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339069#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-13.mp3" length="51328901" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>726: Wanna Fight?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338674#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338674#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-12.mp3" length="68783250" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>725: Death or Destruction</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337840#</link>
<description><![CDATA["To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337840#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-09.mp3" length="133413114" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>724: Brother Love's Mother</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337460#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He smirked at you, then came on your wife."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337460#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-08.mp3" length="103803632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>723: Shenanigans</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337100#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337100#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-07.mp3" length="52603214" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>722: Kill the Noise</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336757#</link>
<description><![CDATA["But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-06.mp3" length="65867985" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>721: Iron Woman</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336368#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I smelled my ass-pants after just to see.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336368#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-05.mp3" length="97397281" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 12: Derby!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405309#</link>
<description><![CDATA[KATG spends time in the Small Country]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405309#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-05-05.m4v" length="50727276" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>720: Lie in It</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335948#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335948#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-03.mp3" length="70650595" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>719: Diff'rent Strokes</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335017#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335017#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-01.mp3" length="86529379" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>718: KATG Heals</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334681#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Put your hand in my wound thing!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334681#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-30.mp3" length="68059762" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>717: It's Not a Fight</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334383#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334383#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-29.mp3" length="136315841" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>716: Derby!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333924#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Look at you: Full-On Country!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333924#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-28.mp3" length="62784700" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 11: Spooky vs Deuce 2</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405311#</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Spooky and Deuce armwrestling rematch]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405311#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-04-28.m4v" length="61032492" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>715: Our Own Fans</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-25.mp3" length="101740585" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>714: Kink</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332510#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332510#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-24.mp3" length="81333728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>713: Quitter</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332137#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm just addicted to broken people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332137#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>712: Once a Year</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is on the air? We got this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331705#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>711: Jesse's Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331347#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331347#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-21.mp3" length="115017492" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>710: Know-It-Alls</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-17.mp3" length="124712876" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>709: Cavemen and The Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-16.mp3" length="143964912" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>708: Drama Queen</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me tell you all the secrets I know!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-11.mp3" length="140959354" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>707: Bonus!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327435#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I like it when I win rape scenarios." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327435#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-10.mp3" length="134965833" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>706: Come Correct</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're gonna get a shitload of prayers comin' your way, buddy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-09.mp3" length="120196352" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>705: Respect</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</link>
<description><![CDATA["People. Aren't. Nice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-08.mp3" length="82139876" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>704: Making a Difference</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're a fuckin' idiot, and try to talk less at parties."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Apr 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-07.mp3" length="107922560" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>703: Infighting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Don't be a bitch! I'm sensitive!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 05:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-04.mp3" length="98203397" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>702: Office Humor</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-03.mp3" length="59454819" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>701: Southern Hospitality</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;The advice you've given me has led to a bigger problem.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Apr 2008 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-02.mp3" length="77227697" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>700: Keith's Aspie Test</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We are now gonna see if I am an Asperger.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-01.mp3" length="96444625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>699: WrestleMania XXIV</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Picture the power of this midget, but with brass knuckles!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-31.mp3" length="60794924" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>698: Deconstructing McNally</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322708#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Seriously, why do you hate me so much?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322708#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-28.mp3" length="112241520" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>697: 70/30</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322124#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keep doing your show, assholes. Your life is getting ruined."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322124#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-27.mp3" length="118981381" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>696: Pure Evil</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I hate my dad, and I couldn't take it anymore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-26.mp3" length="73672954" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>695: Misspoken</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm a street nigga. You'll see me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-25.mp3" length="71887851" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>694: Go Directly to Jail</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The cake is not a lie."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-24.mp3" length="91360987" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>693: Holidays for Everyone</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have heart. I got the broomstick now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-20.mp3" length="66988533" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>692: Kids are Dumb</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Laugh. It only helps me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-19.mp3" length="47706404" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>691: Perspective</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm spending $300 tonight, and I'm drunk, and my liver's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-18.mp3" length="102525510" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>690: Know Your Enema</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why's everybody coming to me for their enemas anyway?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-17.mp3" length="62340409" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>689: Good Answer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't be offended if you're the one giving the speech and it's Hooker Time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-14.mp3" length="106902799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>688: Confessions</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was also dark, and you got pushed down by a ho."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-13.mp3" length="142374966" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>687: Don't Call Me Fat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-12.mp3" length="59796709" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>686: That One Percent</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just say my time's not fuckin' important with my fake job and fake kids?! Who the fuck are you?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-11.mp3" length="128709820" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>685: Fall from Grace</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Some of these adults have mentioned things to me that I feel obligated to address, for if they are true as they were described to me, I have lost a son."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-10.mp3" length="111225333" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>684: Three Years Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got a gun. Happy anniversary to me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-07.mp3" length="89697219" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>683: Class Action</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He's definitely a little delusional."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-06.mp3" length="78460259" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>682: Jamie Hunting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I might be kind of a nightmare to date."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-05.mp3" length="63355585" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>681: Professionalism</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you keeping a secret that could break you two up?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-04.mp3" length="66071531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>680: When to Say When</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's incredibly hard to find a chick who isn't a just great big retarded whore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-03.mp3" length="81762554" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 10: Four Short Films</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405313#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Open Mic Night, Chemda: Fame Whore, White Boys and The Spooky Hot Shot.]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Mar 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405313#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-03-03.m4v" length="43920457" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>679: Keith's Glamourous Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the only person who likes you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-29.mp3" length="85941728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>678: Fighting Fair</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The problem wasn't so much the raping..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-28.mp3" length="75975491" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>677: Break Time</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-27.mp3" length="87302185" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>676: Blow Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know it's gonna get worse, right?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-26.mp3" length="76255106" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>675: And the Winner Isn't...</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're gonna make me cry! Take this!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-25.mp3" length="61890267" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>674: Restaurant Exaggerators</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-22.mp3" length="71217026" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>673: The Moment of Truth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-21.mp3" length="74284429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>672: Garson</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-20.mp3" length="67739606" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>671: Be Nervous</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have my phone number! You coulda called me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-19.mp3" length="78787522" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>670: The Helpies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know you didn't want to get into this..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-15.mp3" length="87320112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>669: Nigger</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet.&quot; ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-14.mp3" length="78275521" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>668: Bad Information</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-13.mp3" length="62834019" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>667: Bugger!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-12.mp3" length="82809124" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>666: Games</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-11.mp3" length="81946456" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 9: Last Comic Standing</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405314#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Crazy Mike, Jesse Joyce and a million Last Comic Standing hopefuls]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405314#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-02-11.m4v" length="63972149" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>665: Learn to Swim</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-08.mp3" length="71741147" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>664: Inappropriate Behavior</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I would not come back for a second punch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-07.mp3" length="84261242" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>663: Family Portrait</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-06.mp3" length="68359857" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>662: Don't Eat the Cake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you even listening to your inner monologue?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-05.mp3" length="59113346" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>661: Play to Win</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-04.mp3" length="106446388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 8: Ask Heath Ledger</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405315#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Heath Ledger talks from the grave]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405315#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-02-04.m4v" length="37975933" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>660: Who Let the Dogs Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-01.mp3" length="68764570" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>659: Harry Pooter</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-31.mp3" length="67684435" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>658: KKKanada</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you. You die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-30.mp3" length="89434195" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>657: The Schemes of Things</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Have you ever tried or thought about killing somebody else?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-29.mp3" length="118754868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>656: The Great Debaters</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I told her about the show and gave her a sticker, not ever thinking it would go this far."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-28.mp3" length="69117199" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>655: Psychic Duo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think Keith is hiding pain?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-23.mp3" length="98676945" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>654: New Territory</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why don't you think about that for awhile?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-22.mp3" length="95334943" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 7: Game Night</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405317#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pictionary, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em and vodka - Let's wake up the neighbors]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405317#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-01-21.m4v" length="39964544" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>653: Psycho Analysis</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Shut the fuck up, and stop being a little bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-18.mp3" length="64656321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>652: The Boss' Wife</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Death or drugs? Just tell me that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>651: KATG The Musical</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>650: Truth to Tell</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-15.mp3" length="68989432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>649: Dead Funny</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-14.mp3" length="121583584" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 6: Personal Time</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405318#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Personal time with Chemda and Keith]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405318#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2008-01-14.m4v" length="47232387" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>648: Next Case</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-11.mp3" length="94957944" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>647: The Influenced</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is that going in the documentary? Put that in there. That's a good one."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-10.mp3" length="83634593" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>646: Girl Power</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop. Sit down. Write your own joke."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-09.mp3" length="61068628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>645: Tricks of the Trade</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's not okay until I see him cry!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-08.mp3" length="56586866" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>644: West Coast Pussies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I just did that in front of all them?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-07.mp3" length="203022921" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>643: Visitation Rights</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We felt so bad that we fucked up. Everybody wants to die.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-04.mp3" length="101331528" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-21.mp3" length="59599227" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-20.mp3" length="79594813" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-19.mp3" length="66815710" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-18.mp3" length="66464752" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-17.mp3" length="60890807" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-16.mp3" length="61135014" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-15.mp3" length="66606965" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-14.mp3" length="75607064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290172#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290172#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-13.mp3" length="62668429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>642: Chemda Said Knock You Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290131#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can burn in Hell, bitch!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290131#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-21.mp3" length="100374945" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>641: Jeremymas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289643#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's almost like being bisexual."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289643#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-20.mp3" length="121176774" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>640: Sigh</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're an asshole, Keith. This is the most asshole move that you make. You're really an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-19.mp3" length="126756947" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>639: Eurotrash</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=288980#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You learn to get aggressive really quickly in Europe or else you die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=288980#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-18.mp3" length="81998534" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 5: Cinnamon Challenge</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405319#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Disproving the cinnamon challenge myth]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405319#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2007-12-17.m4v" length="54910131" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>638: Spring Cleaning</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287717#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just make cancer sexy?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287717#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-14.mp3" length="71014149" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>637: Right and Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You will not figure this man out until you drink with him at least ten times."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-13.mp3" length="89256813" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>636: Traditions Part 2</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Cause they were black. You can say they were black."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-12.mp3" length="40149245" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>635: Traditions Part 1</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You dumbed down my dick."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-11.mp3" length="63486414" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>634: A New York Christmas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're too horny to google Keith and The Girl."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-10.mp3" length="62276294" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 4: Bad Breath</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405323#</link>
<description><![CDATA[An inside look at KATG's studio]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405323#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2007-12-10.m4v" length="70897136" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>633: Rules of the Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Leeroy, why do you always gotta do that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-07.mp3" length="52187177" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>632: Friends Till The End</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;All the more reason to bring back corporal punishment.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-06.mp3" length="122390110" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>631: Bad Angles</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have MS, and yes, I'm an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>630: The Greats</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're all on my side, ya douche!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-04.mp3" length="66328826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>629: My Favorite Mistake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm trying not to be scared of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-03.mp3" length="75039096" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>628: Keith's Birthday</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-30.mp3" length="71921120" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>627: Holiday Cheer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't start these! Ever!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-29.mp3" length="94251843" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>626: Back to Work</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me hold your wallet while I dance for you. It'll be nicer."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-28.mp3" length="67347393" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>625: Thinking Out Loud</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You never wanted to just stomp a baby?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-27.mp3" length="77790939" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>624: Douchebag Necessities</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-26.mp3" length="82096337" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 3: Phenomenon</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405324#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keith performs his magics]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405324#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2007-11-26.m4v" length="56975700" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>623: A KATG Outing</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-21.mp3" length="75923915" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>622: Hog Hunting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</link>
<description><![CDATA["All you're doing is sending her home to cry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-20.mp3" length="84745362" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>621: Bros Before Hos</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Do you wanna talk about buttplay?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-19.mp3" length="128678851" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 2: 2 Girls 1 Cup</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405328#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Chemda's reaction to the world-renowned video 2 Girls 1 Cup]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405328#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2007-11-19.m4v" length="32203576" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>620: Sexpectations</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hello. You're dead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-16.mp3" length="109335572" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>619: Foreign Affairs</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hey, fuck you assholes, it's time for Armchair Kid Nation!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-15.mp3" length="101938531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>618: You're Fired!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-14.mp3" length="64364418" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>617: Bear and The Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's go time, Lord."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-13.mp3" length="104593825" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>KATGtv 1: Heather Mills</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405330#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Debut episode featuring celebrity guest Heather Mills]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405330#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATGtv-2007-11-12.m4v" length="42518370" type="video/m4v"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>616: Castrating Spooky</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Words hurt N-words."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-09.mp3" length="137678221" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>615: Professional Journalism</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I let people call me Dog for my life. You think I'm swift, Larry?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-08.mp3" length="102003314" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>614: Reverend Lawrence Florman</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We switched to gin, Dad and I."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 04:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-07.mp3" length="84929682" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>613: Fakers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't call him a pussy. He came to shit, he shat, he's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-06.mp3" length="73640186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>612: Stupid Americans</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I bet if you were my boyfriend you'd help me all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-05.mp3" length="99407788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>611: A Taste of Hate</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wish my audience was robots. That's the irony."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-02.mp3" length="80878403" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>610: Doggin' the Competition</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273715#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273715#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-01.mp3" length="72492598" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>609: Dum Dums</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Oh no, people are wiping my ass. That's horrendous.' I think I've earned it! 'Start wipin'.'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-31.mp3" length="60213665" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>608: On the Road Again</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pick a fuckin' side, women!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-30.mp3" length="99516875" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>607: Upper East Side</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Live Free or Die. And you guys chose die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-29.mp3" length="65437029" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>606: B.J. and the Beer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me what I'm supposed to feel, Keith."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-25.mp3" length="102070188" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>605: Picking Sides</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did feel like when I ate it it was made with a hard-on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-24.mp3" length="52004239" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>604: Fat Enabler</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You said you weren't gonna go there, and you did.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-23.mp3" length="64735276" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>603: Reunited</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The sincerity of your shit is amazing."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-22.mp3" length="137823670" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>602: Pulling Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>601: As Bitch is to Cunt</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Member when crazy made sense?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>600: Jesse Joyce</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I got ten days to give a fuck.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-17.mp3" length="60089950" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>599: Power Position</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</link>
<description><![CDATA["So he's watching you jerk off."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-16.mp3" length="80285696" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>598: The Dissing Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How do you get into someone's butthole like that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-15.mp3" length="62279680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>597: Everything for Dummies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You want to eat his asshole; now you're on the side of guns."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-12.mp3" length="78426112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>596: Kids Talk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I ride a long bus, and my shit stinks!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-11.mp3" length="88753540" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>595: How to Make It</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Finally a Canadian I hate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-10.mp3" length="55791616" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>594: Everyone Poops</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I shit my pants out of choice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-09.mp3" length="87700695" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>593: Parental Guidance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We say that to our ladies and horses."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-05.mp3" length="72059010" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>592: God Opens a Window</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-04.mp3" length="71977132" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>591: A Hero's Departure</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You don't even have to kill people to make a difference.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-03.mp3" length="68984960" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>590: Emotional Wreck</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262470#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You beat your horse gay!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262470#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-02.mp3" length="69263360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>589: A Hero's Return</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262003#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I learned it's fun to let other people learn.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Oct 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262003#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-01.mp3" length="81577625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>588: We Win!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=261106#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tonight we settle all family fuckin' debts"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=261106#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-28.mp3" length="57473024" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>587: In Country</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260509#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're gonna analyze the video and find out who farted and fire them."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260509#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-27.mp3" length="77074432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>586: License to Drive</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260298#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your son has autism. And only your beautiful tits can save him."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260298#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-26.mp3" length="67320239" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>585: Nerd Holocaust</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259952#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We are no longer friends."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259952#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-25.mp3" length="100308992" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>584: Backstage</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259432#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm very logical. I'm scientific. I will break you down. I'm mathematical."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259432#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-24.mp3" length="63967796" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>583: Shit Talking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=258722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I messed up. I didn't slash the."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=258722#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-21.mp3" length="56262656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>582: Playing Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257973#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'd date the shit outta you, Patrice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257973#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-20.mp3" length="100427988" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>581: Rock of Love?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257735#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think after Chemda and I break up the show can still work?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257735#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-19.mp3" length="72587363" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>580: :-)</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257231#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do we have to be naked?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257231#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-18.mp3" length="54589440" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>579: Knowledge is Power</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256979#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I gotta say, between your mouth and your hairy bush...&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256979#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-17.mp3" length="91615356" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>578: The Gun Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256234#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A handicap ain't got nothin' on me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256234#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-14.mp3" length="80365935" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>577: Crybabies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255706#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255706#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-13.mp3" length="101289984" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>576: Dinner Conversation</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255294#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Brother Love, why did you tell her? It was supposed to be a secret."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255294#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-12.mp3" length="59613184" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>575: The End of the World</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255047#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's no such thing as in a good way with a hippie."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255047#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-11.mp3" length="70307799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>574: The Shitbox</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254714#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's radio shows all over the fuckin' dial. Who gives a shit?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254714#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-10.mp3" length="65842745" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>573: Imagine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254119#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is it a hard thing for you guys to bring your own chair? BYOC."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254119#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-07.mp3" length="58586544" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>572: Keith's New Job</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=253294#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He made me into his balls."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=253294#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-06.mp3" length="95028349" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>571: Trust Issues</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252747#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Every time I said, 'show me titties,' I saw titties."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252747#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-05.mp3" length="66646041" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>570: The Con</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252467#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;What came first: the bully or the nerd?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252467#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-04.mp3" length="72581120" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 569: Live in Atlanta</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254709#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Sep 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254709#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>568: Monster-in-Law</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250565#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who says that? I think the Devil says that. I think that's the only person that says that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250565#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>567: Abuse</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250484#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250484#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-29.mp3" length="61244916" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>566: God's Will</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250250#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I'll tell you this: It will not be podsafe."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250250#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-28.mp3" length="73037877" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>565: Challenge!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249795#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you a retard, or am I an asshole?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249795#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-27.mp3" length="87034623" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>564: Lovers, Fighters</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249114#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's why this and my brother should both be in jail."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249114#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-24.mp3" length="61430340" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>563: When White is Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248853#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She looks like sucky sucky dollar."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248853#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-23.mp3" length="99375104" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>562: F-MOS</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248370#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me feel single in this porta potty."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-22.mp3" length="76651526" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>561: Another Friend Lost?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247984#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And then we got naked and put something in me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247984#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-21.mp3" length="59793186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>560: Reverse Snobbery</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247551#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'I can't believe you shared this.' Well you shouldn't have done it!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247551#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-20.mp3" length="79368192" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>559: Clean and Sober</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246366#</link>
<description><![CDATA["On bringing uh... uh... liquid refreshment: no liquor, no wine, no beer in any form."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246366#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-17.mp3" length="62839342" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>558: The Price is Right</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246205#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I see what you're doing, Keith. Don't do it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246205#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-16.mp3" length="81973018" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>557: Locked Up</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245686#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Jail did not tame you, and I like to see that!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245686#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-15.mp3" length="65732364" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>556: The Heat is On</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245369#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why would I go into a situation where I'm kind of surprised I wasn't arrested?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245369#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-14.mp3" length="61327360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>555: Eat My Class</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245007#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And these people are watching you on your knees?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245007#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-13.mp3" length="71075982" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>554: Public Indecency</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=244109#</link>
<description><![CDATA["People don't understand my trials!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=244109#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-10.mp3" length="59232256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>553: Behavior Analysis</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your marshmallow fat fuck is getting too big! Calm down!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243722#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-09.mp3" length="58210304" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>552: Eau de Whore</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243461#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She's jerking you off with her shin?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243461#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-08.mp3" length="100230283" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>551: Talking to Strangers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243164#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The maggots eat away the diseases and your penis."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243164#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-07.mp3" length="78326756" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>550: Survivors</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242693#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's like Keith and I went to like a marriage counseling weekend."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242693#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-06.mp3" length="59166681" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>549: Whore Etiquette</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241764#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not a whore, you bastard!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 19:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241764#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-03.mp3" length="60036394" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>548: Dumb Mouth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241628#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Ain't nobody in this room Voldemort. Own it." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241628#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-02.mp3" length="63495444" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>547: Kill Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241300#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Alright this is it. Parked my car. I wish everyone who ever was nice to me well. See you in the next life.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-01.mp3" length="46268133" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>546: Crazy Mike</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240854#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Admit to yourself you're powerless."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240854#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-31.mp3" length="65922519" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>545: Dead Zone</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240475#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Doesn't everybody understand that Keith is sensitive?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240475#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-30.mp3" length="55238656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>544: Team Drunk Ottawa</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239780#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You just picture 'em walkin' around that whole country like dummies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239780#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-27.mp3" length="64174688" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>543: Manic-Depressive</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239373#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tyrone pissed in the bed last night."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239373#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-26.mp3" length="112116632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>542: The Simpsons Movie</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239370#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Aughh, I don't want that bony hug."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-25.mp3" length="54686115" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>541: I'm Adorable</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=238467#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Great news for members of PodShow."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=238467#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-24.mp3" length="57285809" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>540: Lateral Thinking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237916#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I swear to God if I see you guys make out again..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237916#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-20.mp3" length="52519860" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>539: What Smart People Do</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237473#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Everybody caught a case of ninth grade."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237473#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-19.mp3" length="104649805" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>538: Pull Over</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237472#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Rhian, did I kiss you?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237472#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-18.mp3" length="83502691" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>537: How Canada Cheated</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237471#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Not a nicer fuckin' country."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237471#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 536: Live in Canada</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239861#</link>
<description><![CDATA[KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239861#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-15.mp3" length="757412" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>535: Rellek in the City</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237470#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody was thinking about you, Keith Malley."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237470#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-12.mp3" length="64304629" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>534: Rellek's Itinerary</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237469#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's just nothing nice that come out of these fuckin' throats."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237469#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-11.mp3" length="63452453" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>533: Rellek's Mom</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237468#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wasn't walking around like an ape throwing shit, was I?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237468#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-10.mp3" length="48612366" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>532: Rellek at The Strip Club</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237467#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Behave! Behave, Matthew!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237467#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-09.mp3" length="55804983" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>531: Rellek's Coming</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237464#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I'm the classiest bitch of upstate New York then that's fuckin' sad."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237464#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-06.mp3" length="56443701" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>530: Gas, Games and Glory</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237460#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Take out your dictionary, get your wine, and buttfuck each other."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237460#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-05.mp3" length="86097920" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>529: The Itch</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237457#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pussy has an amazing way of changing your point of view."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237457#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-03.mp3" length="62979285" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>528: Movie Monday</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237462#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You were gonna kill yourself if I didn't take you back. What was going through your head?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237462#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-02.mp3" length="89440256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>527: Off to Market</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242324#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You had me balls deep, but God forbid I touched your hair.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242324#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-29.mp3" length="78266368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>526: Hurt</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237453#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whatever she got is stronger than herpes."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237453#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-28.mp3" length="109578770" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>525: Cages and Rats</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237452#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Suck my dick' means you may suck my dick at best."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237452#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-27.mp3" length="63216686" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>524: Doing it to Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237450#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't think anything is too far."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237450#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-26.mp3" length="74938368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>523: Potty Mouth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237448#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a doublewide, baby."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237448#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-22.mp3" length="75452416" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>522: Top Notch</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237446#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm having trouble hearing you ladies with all that bum dick in your mouth."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237446#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-21.mp3" length="72138752" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>521: Working Stiffs</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237445#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't know if you know this, but some women are C U Next TuesdayS."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237445#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-20.mp3" length="86552637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>520: Are You High?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237444#</link>
<description><![CDATA["All that needs edited out."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237444#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-19.mp3" length="61388800" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>519: Beg, Borrow, Steal</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237443#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I guess she can just hand us the money and then drop his pants."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237443#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-18.mp3" length="61038592" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>518: Cruel Intentions</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237441#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Can I call out the bitch who fuckin' turned me in?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237441#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-15.mp3" length="59316224" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>517: Justice</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237440#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You broke out the Keith Malley Asshole Tone."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237440#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-14.mp3" length="112857088" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>516: Daddy &#38; Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237439#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Dicks throw me. Constantly."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237439#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-13.mp3" length="74264576" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>515: State of Emergency</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237437#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is this the guy's way of sizing us up?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237437#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-12.mp3" length="56499230" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>514: Digging Deep</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237434#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't help you. You did the Chicken Dance."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237434#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-11.mp3" length="75415226" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>513: Cockfights</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237433#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You lose if you're all Cranky Bitchy McBitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237433#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-08.mp3" length="82120704" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>512: Out of the Vagina</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237432#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your ovaries will fall out your mouth."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 02:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237432#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-07.mp3" length="64799061" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>511: Dookie Breath</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well hurry up, I gotta rape you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-06.mp3" length="97043756" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>510: Make It Work</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237430#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're goofy and stupid and you're not on my side ever because you're such a dummy dumb and you get high all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237430#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-05.mp3" length="70828032" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>509: Oh Sandi</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237427#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you think it's cool to spread and encourage this wave of misogyny then best of luck to you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jun 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237427#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-04.mp3" length="83320180" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>508: Chemda Ruins Everything</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236991#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Please don't repeat this on the show."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236991#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-01.mp3" length="58245120" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>507: Deep and Dumb</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236989#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't escalate me. "]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236989#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-31.mp3" length="81041325" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>506: The PaleSkin and FreckleFace Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236988#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's what you do when a Dee is right there."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236988#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-30.mp3" length="68395646" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>505: Girls are Stupid</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236987#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Can't wait for your spin-off show, Dummy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236987#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-29.mp3" length="93006712" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>504: Very Excited!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236527#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When in doubt I reference my vagina."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236527#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-25.mp3" length="76877652" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>503: Down to Earth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236526#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Where you goin'?' 'To fuck your friend. Good times and bad times...'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236526#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-24.mp3" length="105723904" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>502: Do You Love Me?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236524#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Anyone who talks to me like that is getting talked to exactly the same way back. So prepare yourself if you want that to be our relationship."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236524#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-23.mp3" length="64282624" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>501: The Gunner</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236520#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sex after anything cures it. Come on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236520#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-22.mp3" length="68255150" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>500: Then and Now</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236519#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And if you don't like that, sir, you can eat out my inner asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236519#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-21.mp3" length="103907548" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>499: Rolling in the Dough</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247081#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't know these clowns."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247081#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-18.mp3" length="61981300" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>498: Whats for Dinner?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236515#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Lick my nuts; suck my deep fried balls."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236515#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-17.mp3" length="67779240" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>497: Sweet Romance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236513#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Another podcast first?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236513#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-16.mp3" length="77506560" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>496: Uncensored</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236512#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're gonna be performing your face in a pillow."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236512#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-15.mp3" length="69595277" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>495: Being the Adult</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236508#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm supposed to be doing this stuff in private."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236508#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-14.mp3" length="61632326" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>494: Big Meanie</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236505#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I get upset sometimes. I get upset sometimes..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236505#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-11.mp3" length="94349743" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>493: The Best Medicine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236503#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He screwed her up the stage; he screwed her down the stage."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236503#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-10.mp3" length="69599484" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>492: Keep the Change</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236500#</link>
<description><![CDATA["i was wondering if you would let me interview you two, its for a school project, it wont take long, ill just send you30-40 questions, and you'll send them back to me, with all the answers:D"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236500#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-09.mp3" length="70066607" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>491: Troublemakers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236499#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You walk around acting like I can fuck you. That's all you do."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236499#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-08.mp3" length="58591279" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>490: The High Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236496#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You've been Phone Snapped!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 May 2007 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236496#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-07.mp3" length="77604591" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>489: Chemda Needs a Boyfriend</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236494#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Chemda has what they call emotions."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236494#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-04.mp3" length="58955292" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>488: Sicko</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236492#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We got a special guest: Dumby Dunce that'll just sit here all day."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236492#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-03.mp3" length="83849383" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>487: Da Bomb</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236489#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Try to make money, and have a nice life. That's all I can tell you. We're all doomed."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236489#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-02.mp3" length="99665000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>486: HA HA!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236488#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't give us shit. Make me earn shit."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 May 2007 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236488#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-01.mp3" length="76690524" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 12: And You Must Carry On</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236487#</link>
<description><![CDATA[69: The Girl On Vicodin (June 8 05) Keith creates a new robot-resistance movement. (7:30 to 9:00) 82: America We Stand As One (June 27 05) Interview with the great Dennis USA Madalone. (2:00 to 32:00) 83: USA All The Way (June 28 05) More HUAR news, including the MapQuest diversion theory. (15:15 to 17:45) Dennis Madalone redux and email responses. (2:00 to 8:45) 81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) More robots in the news. Keep laughing, meat puppets. The Japanese and Hentai porn. (8:30 to 22:30) America We Stand As One by Dennis Madalone]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236487#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-12.mp3" length="57690924" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 11: Platespotting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236485#</link>
<description><![CDATA[81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) Keith's dad and his many, oh, lets call them eccentricities. (22:30 to 45:00) 59: Fuck a Title Wednesday (May 25 05) International basketball, Ethiopian cuisine, and Keith helps an ex as she runs the marathon. (8:15 to 19:30) 67: Stupid Money (June 6 05) Keith works at an old age home. (35:00 to 50:00) Calling it In (June 1 05) Keith gets some underwear for Christmas (27:00 to 39:00, with edits) 48: Lying, Dying (May 10, 05) Parents and cussin'. (7:45 to 16:30) 80: Gaylordy Lordy (June 23 05) Chemda and Patrice share stories of past loves and/or abusers. Keith reminisces about his school days and his insult book. (BEGIN to 12:00)]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=236485#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-11.mp3" length="70181666" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 10: Games 'n Tings</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207853#</link>
<description><![CDATA[74: The Greatest Generation (June 15 '05) Chemda does a clown job at a VA hospital barbecue. (BEGIN to 8:30) 52: Working From Home (May 16 '05) Keith witnesses a major confrontation at a kid's party and almost creams himself. (58:00 to 1:09:00) 66: Pain Is Good (June 3 '05) Chemda has to answer to a 10 year-old at her party. These little fuckin' bitches. (20:00 to 23:30) 54: Free Porn (May 18 '05) Chemda gets a post-party complaint, and the genesis of A-B porn is documented. (26:00 to 43:00) 57: Mommy &amp; Me, DAMMIT! (May 23 '05) Keith, Curious George, a psychotic mom, and an assload of half-dead butterflies. (29:30 to 52:00)]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207853#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-10.mp3" length="61590381" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 9: The Wonder Years, Only Stickier</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207778#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span>76: How To F*** (June 17 '05)&nbsp;Chemda and her brother, Michael, regale each other with stories of innocence and beauty.&nbsp;Count the number of times Michael says âtwat.&quot; (4:45 to 56:30)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/>56: voodoolulu (May 20 '05)&nbsp;Lulu's &quot;masturbation odyssey.&quot;&nbsp;Frankly, she's way more talented than this. (12:30 to 28:45, 40:00 to 58:45)</span></p>
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207778#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-9.mp3" length="82210848" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 8: Tooth and Nail</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207270#</link>
<description><![CDATA[71: Danny Yale's Mom is a Bad Parent (June 10 '05) - Chemda goes coo-coos McGoos over her food-packed gum-holes. (15:30 to 23:30) 72: Jackson Free, Ricans Jailed (June 13 '05) - Puerto Rican Day Parade blotter, more dental mirth, and mental dearth. (12:15 to 24:50) 78: Grooming: Not Just For Queers (June 21 '05) - A news story about a stabbing at Chuck E.'s leads into a discussion about man-grooming. Chemda recounts her recent root canal. (9:10 to 42:20) 79: When News Hits Home (June 22 '05) - Keith admits defeat at the hands of email, crime in the city, and the family dynamic in times of crisis. (34:15 to 56:00)]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=207270#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-8.mp3" length="71681290" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 7: Broads and a Quad</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=206885#</link>
<description><![CDATA[49: DJ Quad (May 11 '05) - Prophetically, Keith injures his finger and learns what disability feels like.  Then they talk to a real cripple. (BEGIN to 26:00)

58: Faking the Funk (May 24 '05) - Chemda and Keith lay into a podcast called "Israelisms" (surprisingly enough, still around) that think they, like others, can talk shit and still remain friendly. (15:00 to 28:00)

47: Fuck Paris Hilton (May 9 '05) - A brutal critique of the short-lived (thank Christ) Paris Podcast and, by association, the PodShow creeps who ate it up with painted-on grins. (BEGIN to 23:00)

65: What's in a Name (June 2 '05) - The seriosos dine with a pseudo-designer anger-fuck ex of Keith's, and the claws of Chemda are bared.  Patrice details the delicacies of hooker-bookin'. (BEGIN to 16:00)]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=206885#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-7.mp3" length="65948642" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>485: Who's the Pig?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=206426#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is from the New York City Police Department. And how do you know Keith?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=206426#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-20.mp3" length="82388511" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>484: Blame Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=205579#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Eat this you giant tree trunk piece of ass!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=205579#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-19.mp3" length="82352979" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>483: Guns N' Roonies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=204917#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We would rather be addicted to the most powerful heroin than be fucked by this old motherfucker."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=204917#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-17.mp3" length="102450972" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>482: The Inner Circle</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=204503#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I think Keith's first DVD broke up my relationship."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=204503#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-16.mp3" length="63915555" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>481: Oh Canada</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=203517#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've got a weapon in Central Park I gotta go pick up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=203517#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-13.mp3" length="55284266" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>480: Rules to Forgiveness</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=203174#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Lick balls. Hope for the best."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=203174#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-12.mp3" length="81064011" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>479: The Pursuit of Nappiness</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=202706#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not racist. Look how dark my girlfriend's skin is."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=202706#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-11.mp3" length="70576353" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>478: Psychic Witch</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=202431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There is a divine blessing for brumski."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=202431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-10.mp3" length="113724573" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>477: TeacHER</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=201916#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A-no-no-no! A-no-no-no! Welcome to New York City, Keith!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=201916#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-09.mp3" length="65042773" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>476: Social Intercourse</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200958#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Actually your boobies are some of the nicest boobies I've ever seen."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Apr 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200958#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-06.mp3" length="59718413" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>475: When People are Assholes</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200602#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Brumski's the new way we do business.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Apr 2007 01:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200602#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-05.mp3" length="59511535" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>474: Josh The Jew</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200196#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's what I did. That's what I did. I can live with that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=200196#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-04.mp3" length="98195724" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>473: Seven and Counting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=199836#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you do that with people you fake don't like? We had something, you fake fuck!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Apr 2007 21:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=199836#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-03.mp3" length="66480157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>472: Debating Team</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=199416#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Deuce wants to have an old Israeli sit-down with me, and that concerns me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Apr 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=199416#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-04-02.mp3" length="93858145" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>471: David Says</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=198472#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You don't call a girl a faggot, Homo."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=198472#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-30.mp3" length="80888149" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>470: Not Kosher</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=198037#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith and The Girl will get his penis. I guarantee it. I promise you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=198037#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-29.mp3" length="70730368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>469: Post-Traumatic Cryers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=197662#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now are you on Keith and The Girl's side? Now are you? Ridiculous."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=197662#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-28.mp3" length="63012356" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>468: Waiting for the Payout</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=196878#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Pod-people don't play nice with each other.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=196878#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-26.mp3" length="101613696" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>467: Picture Perfect</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195985#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I get to see the Keith and Chemda that a lot of people don't get to see. And it's lovely, don't get me wrong. But..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195985#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-23.mp3" length="68700768" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>466: Armchair Doctors</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195495#</link>
<description><![CDATA["War is delightful. Yeah, to those that haven't yet experienced it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195495#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-22.mp3" length="75688212" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>465: 2 Dump Minimum</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195082#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not startin' a fight..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=195082#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-21.mp3" length="97507769" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>464: Teaching Lessons</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=194416#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What a table of not nice people, including your wife, dude."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=194416#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-19.mp3" length="68447905" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>463: We're Done Talking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=193590#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's your fuckin' freedom of speech!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=193590#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-17.mp3" length="76558825" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>462: Rooners</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192900#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whoa whoa whoa. Now say that again in slower."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192900#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-15.mp3" length="106549376" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>461: Psychology 101</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192469#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Can you understand why people would be homophobic?]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192469#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-14.mp3" length="73230610" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>460: Gasp</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192149#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you dare call my shit a monkeybox..." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192149#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-13.mp3" length="59890166" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>459: Love &#38; Poetry</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=191742#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll tell you what: I beat you, and I would like you to call in the show and just admit that I am very very smart."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=191742#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-12.mp3" length="67758684" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>458: Anatomy of a Nutsack</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190737#</link>
<description><![CDATA["My penis is digital."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190737#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-09.mp3" length="60261764" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>457: Marry Me!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190418#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'd like to kill myself and then get it back.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190418#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-08.mp3" length="60922445" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>456: Two Years Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190003#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you won the bajillion dollar lottery, would you still do the show?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=190003#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-07.mp3" length="71328893" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>455: Faraway Fantasies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=189665#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't love you this much and you not give a fuck."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=189665#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-06.mp3" length="90469758" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>454: Busted!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=189208#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And don't you dare go, 'What's the big deal?' If you don't know, then you're a fuckin' idiot!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=189208#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-05.mp3" length="98996941" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>453: Role-Playing Games</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=188629#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Liar, liar, liar with your pants on fire - always goin' back on your word."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Mar 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=188629#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-02.mp3" length="77866619" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>452: Shut Your Face</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=187839#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There are no secrets. Only information you don't yet have."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=187839#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-03-01.mp3" length="89051617" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>451: Prove Me Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=187339#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Daily downloads of all their shows combined - all their shows combined at PodShow.com..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=187339#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-28.mp3" length="54401129" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 450: Live in Dallas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=188048#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=188048#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-24.mp3" length="1944791" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>449: Trucker Keith</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=185251#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Secret notebooks and lies. Y'all got a good thing goin' here."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=185251#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-22.mp3" length="98351624" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>448: Chamsa</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=184814#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have Brumski; I have Chamsa."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=184814#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-21.mp3" length="67955947" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>447: You're not Important</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=184417#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not that important. You're gonna be alive again tomorrow."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=184417#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-20.mp3" length="112518365" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>446: You Dropped Your Cane</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182906#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now go get your cane, Little Baby Faggot."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182906#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-16.mp3" length="68651043" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>445: Work Ethnic</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182429#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I need Jesus to help me deal with you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182429#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-15.mp3" length="94569508" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>444: I Heart Orgasms</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182140#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not underage, but I'm a whore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=182140#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-14.mp3" length="97323867" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>443: Proud to be an American</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=181745#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I swoop on suckers like an eagle not a sparrow."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=181745#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-13.mp3" length="66057610" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>442: Spooky is a Hoohaa</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=181315#</link>
<description><![CDATA["No, balls smell good sometimes."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=181315#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-12.mp3" length="64469773" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>441: ur gr8</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=180432#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's really gross. That's really the end of time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=180432#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-09.mp3" length="75369707" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>440: We Be Playin'</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I woulda really had the dick in the box. Who's gonna know?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Feb 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-08.mp3" length="59159174" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>439: Pay the Way</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179611#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why can't I think of anything but eat shit?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179611#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-07.mp3" length="58237570" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>438: Thank You</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179202#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is any of this your problem? I'm just curious if that's your problem."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=179202#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-06.mp3" length="58214160" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>437: Dummy Gauge</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=178868#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't wanna be in a foxhole with some bullshit knight."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=178868#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-05.mp3" length="61043748" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>436: Serious as a Heart Attack</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177990#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith, just tell me what to do. I can't function."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Feb 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177990#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-02.mp3" length="55507488" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>435: Black History Y'all</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177487#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You come from a long line of fucked up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177487#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-02-01.mp3" length="59189697" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>434: Sideline Ho</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177120#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;They wake up and piss their bed in your house? No. Sideline ho.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Feb 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177120#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-31.mp3" length="61298703" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>433: Sip, Rinse, Repeat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=176658#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's a stupid point though, and you know that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=176658#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-30.mp3" length="61891383" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>432: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=176329#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is what ethnics are like. They're just like, 'WAAAH!'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=176329#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-29.mp3" length="77739045" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>431: Rubber Gloves</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=175289#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We do Internet stuff now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=175289#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-26.mp3" length="59418727" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>430: The B-Word</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174862#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't have fuckin' time to keep you down. Who the fuck has time to keep your stupid-ass down?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174862#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-25.mp3" length="73098943" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>429: Picking Fights</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174530#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's all in your head. They take like a bucket of nothing and don't dump it on you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174530#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-24.mp3" length="55690951" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>428: Not Cool</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll drink his cat piss for a good pleasant conversation."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=174101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-23.mp3" length="58506730" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>427: Fam</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=173660#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll do anything now. I don't give a fuck if I get fired."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=173660#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-22.mp3" length="77177792" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>426: Nerd!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172923#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And by the way nothin's real. I made all that up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172923#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-19.mp3" length="61801078" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>425: Publicity Good</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172394#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I eat your hate like love grenades."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172394#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-18.mp3" length="95550882" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>424: Idiocracy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172198#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It doesn't matter how cool of a chick you are; you don't need a show about your not boyfriend."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=172198#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-17.mp3" length="57854080" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>423: What Would You Do with Money</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=171622#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you were my wife I'd divorce you for sayin' that!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=171622#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-16.mp3" length="69044224" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>422: Good Try</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=170042#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Patrice, have you had intercourse?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=170042#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-11.mp3" length="73533616" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>421: Christian Finnegan</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=169665#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't believe I'm here on such an important day."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=169665#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-10.mp3" length="66562395" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>420: Social Idiots</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=169358#</link>
<description><![CDATA["KeithandTheGirl.com/donate. We know what all of you did."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=169358#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-09.mp3" length="60205184" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>419: Tears or Tits</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=168984#</link>
<description><![CDATA["No family supports any of that bullshit."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Jan 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=168984#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-08.mp3" length="71305904" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>418: Dating Practices</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=168247#</link>
<description><![CDATA["...and my grandmother walked in and took the doll away."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Jan 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=168247#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-01-05.mp3" length="53406808" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>417: Feel the Burn</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167621#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith wants to feel normal again. Quick, somebody admit it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>416: God Made This</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167290#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Life's a big lollipop to mechanics."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jan 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167290#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>415: Recess Wrap-Up</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167004#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Happy New Year, _______!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Jan 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167004#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 6: Clown and Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=166586#</link>
<description><![CDATA[- Segment #1  March 16, 2005 - Episode 8: "Clowning Around" (approx. 00:24 to 25:00)  With Andrea: The three swap clowning stories and set the stage for all working malcontents everywhere. 

- Segment #2  March 21, 2005 - Episode 11: "A Bad Day At Work" (approx. 01:18 to 22:15)  Chemda does a clown job in Hell's tenement. 

- Segment #3  March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: "Easter Spectacular - Easter Bunny and The Gay Cruise" (approx. 33:20 to 54:00)  K & C go on a gay cruise.

- Segment #4  April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: "Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype" (approx. 3:50 to 21:25)  Keith does a clown job for an Indian family and learns an important lesson about world culture and diversity.  No, he doesn't. I'm just fucking with you.]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=166586#</guid>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 5: Breakin' the Law</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165687#</link>
<description><![CDATA[- Segment #1  May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: "Shit Doesn't Freeze" (approx. 3:50 to 15:45)  With Patrice: Yep, THAT story.  Plus, the first KATG discussion of the scourge that is glitter.

- Segment #2  April 27, 2005 - Episode 38: "Click Here, Mom!" (approx. 25:40 to 52:20)  Chemda sneaks the parents' car out, Keith shoplifts, crashes into a fence, and tries insurance fraud. Keith tries his hand at deejaying, Chemda laments growing up female in a Jewish household, and more tales of juvenile delinquency.

-Segment #3  April 15, 2005 - Episode 31: "Jingles All The Way" (approx. 23:40 to 34:40)  Patrice and Chemda get arrested.  

- Segment #4  May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: "Shit Doesn't Freeze" (approx. 31:30 to 47:25)  With Patrice: Lesbian experimentation, bachelorette parties, strippers, fucked-up party pranks, fightin' and what to do when the police come knocking.]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165687#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 4: Crack is Fuckin' Awesome</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165343#</link>
<description><![CDATA[- Segment  #1  April 6, 2005 - Episode 24: "I'll Find You, John Petrie" (approx. 23:00 to 54:00)  K & C swap roommate horror stories, including the now infamous Messrs. John DeForest Petrie and One-Eyed Davis. Great drug stories, too. The good old-fashioned rock, indeed.

- Segment #2  April 7, 2005 - Episode 25: "The Relationship Hour" (approx. 21:50 to 44:32)  How Keith met Davis, the paradigm shift of ex-roommates and ex-seriosi to "just friends," and more on the origins of our favorite podcasting couple.

- Segment #3  April 21, 2005 - Episode 35: "Retard Rundown"  (approx. 9:30 to 25:20)  With Patrice: a gossip item about Natasha Lyonne leads into more fun with Ol' One-Eye, state-of-the art apartment trashing and the resulting legal woes, and Chemda & Patrice swap stories on their experiments with artificial joy.
 
- Segment #4  April 25, 2005 - Episode 37: "School Up In Ya"  (approx. 18:40 to 23:05)  More fucking with Obi-Wan-Eye Davis.]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165343#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-4.mp3" length="70849424" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 3: The Hole Truth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165135#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span><font size="3">- Segment<span>&nbsp; </span>#1<span>&nbsp; </span>March 30, 2005 - Episode 19: &quot;Baby's First Phone Call&quot; (approx. 17:00 to 41:00)&nbsp; More on stand-up comics, bringer shows, contest scams, and more leading up to the taping of Keith's second CD, &quot;Children's Party Songs.&quot;</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #2<span>&nbsp; </span>April 4, 2005 - Episode 22: &quot;Mitch Hedberg, Hippies and The Pope&quot; (approx. 26:30 to 36:30)&nbsp; A meeting with Sal.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #3<span>&nbsp; </span>April 18, 2005 - Episode 32: &quot;Ginny (<place w:st="on"><country-region w:st="on">Guinea</country-region></place>?) My Clothes Already&quot; (approx. 12:30 to 38:40)&nbsp; Post-taping wrap-up.</font></span></p>
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=165135#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-3.mp3" length="57914256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 2: Tragic/Comic</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164926#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span><font size="3">- Segment #1<span>&nbsp; </span>April 11,<span>&nbsp; </span>2005 - Episode 27: &quot;Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype&quot;&nbsp; (approx. 37:55 to 48:45)&nbsp; Surf Reality stories, the nature of drug-inspired performance art, Feminism, the ex-roommates of Chemda, and the desperate measures a comic can take to win back a crowd.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #2<span>&nbsp; </span>April 5, 2005 - Episode 23: &quot;Pay Your Fuckin' Tab&quot; (approx. begin to 19:45)&nbsp; Movie and dinner with a cheap friend of a friend.&nbsp; Dating tactics, group dining, and the awkward beginnings of K &amp; C as a couple.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #3<span>&nbsp; </span>March 23, 2005 - Episode 13: &quot;The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes&quot; (approx. 16:30 to 29:00)&nbsp; Keith talks with Chemda about his approach to stand-up comedy, their disdain for &quot;bringer&quot; shows, and the drudgery that pursuing a successful career in comedy can lead to eventually.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #4<span>&nbsp; </span>April 20, 2005 - Episode 34: &quot;Singers Wanted&quot; (approx. 33:00 to 38:10)&nbsp; Trivia with Keet.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #5<span>&nbsp; </span>May 3, 2005 - Episode 43: &quot;Ghetto Clue&quot; (approx. 42:50 to 51:20)&nbsp; Keith on the state of comedy: D.L. Hughley, repeating jokes, going to comedy special tapings and warm-up comics.</font></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/><font size="3">- Segment #6<span>&nbsp; </span>April 28, 2005 - Episode 40: &quot;Threats And Blessings&quot; (approx. 25:45 to 27:30)&nbsp; Friend of a friend revisited with Patrice on back-up.</font></span></p>
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164926#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-2.mp3" length="54914004" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best Of 1: God, Grudges and Goin' Blind</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164811#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<span><p><span>- Segment #1&nbsp; March 27, 2005 - Episode 16:&nbsp; &quot;Easter Spectacular and the Gay Cruise&quot; (approx. 00:30 to 17:00)&nbsp; Discussion of Keith and Chemda's families, religious upbringings, and eventually breaking away from their respective faiths. They talk about their experiences with each other's houses of worship, and Keith recounts a relationship with a landlord/clergyman that gets a little too close for comfort.&nbsp; </span></p>
<p><span>- Segment #2&nbsp; April 8,&nbsp;2005 - Episode 26: &quot;Oy To The Vey&quot; (approx. 26:20 to 35:00) &nbsp;Chemda avenges an injustice by calling an evil party entertainment agency under false pretenses.&nbsp; This leads into a large conversation about Jews and Jewish customs, Keith and Chemda's families, and the pressures of becoming an adult.&nbsp;They call Charlie and JosÃ to swap restaurant stories, which devolves into guy-talk: chicks and booze.</span></p>
<p><span>- Sement #3&nbsp;&nbsp;April 13, 2005 -&nbsp;Episode 29: &quot;Documentary Do's and Don'ts&quot; (approx. 16:20 to 24:15)&nbsp; Chemda walks in on Keith having some quality time, and they talk about masturbation.</span></p>
<p><span>- Segment #4&nbsp;&nbsp;April 8,&nbsp;2005 -&nbsp;Episode 26: &quot;Oy To The Vey&quot; (approx. 56:00 to 1:04:00) &nbsp;Chemda calls Fun Factory again.</span></p>
</span>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164811#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-BOs-1.mp3" length="56192027" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>414: Awkward Silence is Golden</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164353#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you. And you know who you are."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164353#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-22.mp3" length="57373676" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>413: Maxed Out - Patrice Drunk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164045#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;By the end it will just be Keith in a room. With a mic and a palm pilot.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164045#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-21-B.mp3" length="76553823" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>412: Maxed Out - Patrice Sober</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164044#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;In 2007: Fuck everybody.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=164044#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-21-A.mp3" length="57145888" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>411: Nature vs. Nurture</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=163625#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;This missile brought to you by KATG.com and USAF AMMO.&quot;</p>
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=163625#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-20.mp3" length="59101923" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>410: Behave</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=163287#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You don't get to be the asshole 'cause you were born that way. We all get to be the asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=163287#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-19.mp3" length="75177864" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>409: New Friend Request</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=162905#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How's that for a break?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=162905#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-18.mp3" length="84353152" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>408: Circle of Quiet</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=162592#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Cause they seem like a couple right now! Girls, are you with me?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=162592#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-15.mp3" length="81963449" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>407: Native</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=161535#</link>
<description><![CDATA["God deliberately made us so that when sick shit happens to us when we're young we don't remember."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=161535#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-14.mp3" length="73395686" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>406: Spreading the Cheer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=161302#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hate 'em for being the equivalent of me breaking into your house and wiping a strange 12-foot dick across your neck."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=161302#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-13.mp3" length="56990814" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>405: Paying for the Drink</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=160904#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is like Keepin' It Real Take 2."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=160904#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-12.mp3" length="73314630" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>404: Crazy Math</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=160505#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whoa. A lot a fuckin' demands for bein' a heifer, honey."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=160505#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-11.mp3" length="92621398" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>403: You're the Adult</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=159983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She perks up when she hears the phrase 'tits were workin''."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=159983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-08.mp3" length="85988816" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>402: The Penis Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=159165#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Then you can write it on your Taste Chart how that girl was."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=159165#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-07.mp3" length="72812233" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>401: Trash</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158917#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Me and every black rapper - are you kidding? You don't know us."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158917#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-06.mp3" length="95291311" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>400: Still Here</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158571#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Still, I want them to know, it only takes an apology."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158571#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-05.mp3" length="60496637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>399: Autism Offends Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158276#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;There's no way to fuckin' win, old man!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=158276#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-04.mp3" length="37750688" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>398: Birthdays and Breakups</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=157721#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Happy birthday; let's break up as an experiment."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Dec 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=157721#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-12-01.mp3" length="123601811" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>397: You're Outted</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156955#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Just keep readin' your newspaper headlines. It's doin' ya fuckin' wonders.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156955#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-30.mp3" length="112335703" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>396: What's so Funny</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156511#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It reminded me of the kind of stuff that 6 and 7-year-old boys tell each other in the bathroom."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156511#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-29.mp3" length="54501376" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>395: WHORE!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156161#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're weird. That is stupi-creepy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=156161#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-28.mp3" length="64218556" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>394: Complete Ignorance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=155851#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We all have to behave in a way that's better than what comes naturally to us."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=155851#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-27.mp3" length="73342629" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>393: Silly Geese</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=154482#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Maybe you sign a waiver in case you hit somebody in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=154482#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-22.mp3" length="97369471" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>392: Millionaires</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=154386#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Disney isn't liquoring me up to get through this bullshit another day."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=154386#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-21.mp3" length="77572001" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>391: What Not to Say</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=153624#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're the one who asked, asshole!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=153624#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-20.mp3" length="59808323" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>390: Financial Aid</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152823#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who's not a priest now? You're welcome!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152823#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-17.mp3" length="79726164" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>389: Why Spooky Learned to Cook</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152562#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Spooky Manifesto: he's lookin' for ladies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152562#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-16.mp3" length="81080796" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>388: Fart; burp!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152184#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Anyway, thanks for your poo story."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=152184#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-15.mp3" length="57072355" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>387: Crushed</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=151827#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Everybody knows at this point I get killed."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=151827#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-14.mp3" length="57359067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>386: Stop Drinking... NOT!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=151517#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's open up the air mattress and sleep under the kitchen table like the celebrities we are."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=151517#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-13.mp3" length="62937596" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 385: Live in Boston</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=153661#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=153661#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-11.mp3" length="1502777" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>384: Call Me!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=150200#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now it's premeditated. You will go to jail."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=150200#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-09.mp3" length="72953544" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>383: Gypsy King</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=149839#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They fuckin' ride horses and hit a dead goat's head around!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=149839#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-08.mp3" length="53740382" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>382: Getting Over</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=149448#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Oh you're one of them? Go fuck yourself!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=149448#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-07.mp3" length="127567442" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>381: But Why did You Lie?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=148987#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That is sexy, when you were talkin' about in the car. I was just overwhelmed 'cause it was so hot."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Nov 2006 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=148987#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-06.mp3" length="57177280" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>380: Deuce's War</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=148274#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Make fun! I'm the only one trying to make a difference!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=148274#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-03.mp3" length="82875483" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>379: Media Madness</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147655#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was lookin' for a Teenage Girls Makin' Out, but wait a minute; I can use some tubing."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147655#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-02.mp3" length="55524088" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>378: Your Wife and Kids</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147328#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A good wife always knows her place."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=147328#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-11-01.mp3" length="80876398" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>377: No Candy Here</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146769#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whatever damage BET didn't get done..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146769#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-31.mp3" length="48923826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>376: Pop Music Good</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146575#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is the soundtrack to the inside of a stroke or a coma. This is what goes on in your head."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146575#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-30.mp3" length="61759204" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>375: Antsy McPantsy</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145450#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I decided to take my life a different route."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145450#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-27.mp3" length="56197572" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>374: Taking Kids Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145074#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sounds like somebody slept with the wrong person."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=145074#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-26.mp3" length="80059700" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>373: Law &#38; Order</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=144715#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to this."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=144715#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-25.mp3" length="62867779" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>372: Your Parents are Right</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=144362#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Good morning. You're dumb!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=144362#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-24.mp3" length="66325993" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>371: Being &#34;Nice&#34;</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=143935#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think I'm not gonna mind prison? I fuck dogs!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=143935#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-23.mp3" length="69847279" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>370: Baby's First Tattoo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142979#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We'd appreciate it, ladies, if you tickled these twos guys' balls as you were doin' it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142979#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-20.mp3" length="79111620" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>369: Jerkin' to It</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142517#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's how Keith has sex. See that, kids?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142517#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-19.mp3" length="77482977" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>368: Bobcat Goldthwait</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142309#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We shoulda kissed your ass a little more."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142309#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-18.mp3" length="49226855" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>367: Reverse Advertising</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=141841#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You start at the face, and then you negotiate.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=141841#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-17.mp3" length="48840665" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>366: Business Etiquette</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=141770#</link>
<description><![CDATA["...with a joker smile and hot smelly-ass balls slapping against my body repeatedly."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=141770#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-16.mp3" length="51911827" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>365: Lowest Man on the Totem Pole</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140515#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you, I quit!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140515#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-13.mp3" length="65385469" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>364: Tears for Queers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140176#</link>
<description><![CDATA["TheSimpsonsMovie.com"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=140176#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-12.mp3" length="81642513" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>363: Balls for President</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=139757#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Now I want to freeze your finish to see what the fuck it tastes like."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=139757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-11.mp3" length="53980861" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>362: Paper Towel Ninjas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=139431#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Did you invite me out to not have a good time?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=139431#</guid>
<author>info@keithandthegirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-10.mp3" length="94718788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>361: Peer Pressure</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=138157#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What the fuck, dude? That is gay. Of course your wife left you. That is stupid."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=138157#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-06.mp3" length="53251794" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>360: Hulk Mode</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=137612#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Patrice is crazy bad-ass tonight. I'm gonna have nightmares."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=137612#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-05.mp3" length="74994858" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>359: All the Answers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=137303#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;It is fuckin' torture to have shit in my brain that I can't share. I gotta fuckin' spill out every mother-fuckin' thing.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=137303#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-04.mp3" length="55258420" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>358: Wakka Wakka</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136917#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You were so fat! What happened? You were so fat!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136917#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-03.mp3" length="76004652" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>357: It's Personal</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136644#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;He's gonna do whatever I say.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136644#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-10-02.mp3" length="72919699" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>356: The Brolo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why are you such a dick?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-29.mp3" length="36022807" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>355: T.M.I.</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135343#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He knows he's the coolest, rockinest dude in town!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=135343#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-28.mp3" length="43816280" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 354: Live in L.A.</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136468#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=136468#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-27.mp3" length="1073131" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>353: Calm Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=134215#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Oh my God. What the fuck? Your face changed!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=134215#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-25.mp3" length="66374868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>352: Jackasses</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=133413#</link>
<description><![CDATA["AKA I loved it, and I busted three nuts."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=133413#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-22.mp3" length="56529422" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>351: Fuckin' Superficial</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132947#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Spooky, did you hear yesterday's show? You can do whatever you want, dammit. You're an adult."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132947#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-21.mp3" length="79499392" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>350: I Do What I Want.</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132552#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We better stick together 'cause we're both fuckin' nuts."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132552#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-20.mp3" length="46602368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>349: Podcasting = MONEY!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132133#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Damn, Keith, I already stomped on mine!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132133#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-19.mp3" length="66863232" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>348: In The Party</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=131791#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Black People: Do you love Cheez-Itz?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=131791#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-18.mp3" length="75239552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>347: A Simpler Time</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130727#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you have life insurance on Keith? I think he's about to have an aneurysm."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130727#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-15.mp3" length="62951552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>346: AIDS Angel</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130474#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's 50 First Dates of your boy dyin'."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130474#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-14.mp3" length="71114880" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>345: The Rules</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130167#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why are you talking? What are you responding to? My question is not done yet!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130167#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-13.mp3" length="55019648" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>344: Blind Date and Overweight</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129930#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Would you just end this relationship now? Are you kidding me?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129930#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-12.mp3" length="92002432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>343: Volunteering</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129498#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I've made a few queers in my day.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129498#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-11.mp3" length="107354240" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>342: Babysitting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129067#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;12-year-olds. That's where the money's at.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=129067#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-08.mp3" length="86421632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>341: Baby's First Abortion</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=128140#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Don't nobody know nothin'.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=128140#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-07.mp3" length="84715648" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>340: Look Who's Talking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127732#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why you taking it so seriously?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Sep 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127732#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-06.mp3" length="56748160" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>339: Knock First</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127508#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I do The Triple Finger. I do three fingers."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=127508#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-05.mp3" length="122280064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>338: Year of the Faggot</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=126229#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What's goin' on, Pubeless Cock n' ballz?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=126229#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-09-01.mp3" length="85731456" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>337: Inspire!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125761#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Live free or die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125761#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-31.mp3" length="68628608" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>336: Do Not Pass Go</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125568#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Take the pie. All the pie you can get."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125568#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-30.mp3" length="56461440" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>335: Working for a Living</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125225#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Sorry, we smoked all $40."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=125225#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-29.mp3" length="59486336" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>334: For Richer or Poorer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=124734#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She didn't get fingered; she got eaten out. I remember Chemda said she came in like two minutes."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=124734#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>333: For the Children</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123759#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's a 30-minute drive to the airport, but at least we've got cum guzzling to talk about."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123759#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-25.mp3" length="57168000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>332: Blue Collar Honesty</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123443#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;If you believe in God, admit that He likes jokes.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123443#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-24.mp3" length="63588480" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>331: Next Question</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123157#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You guys play softball, don't you? You just come out and say what you feel. We call this show: I Hate This Guy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=123157#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-23.mp3" length="60625024" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>330: The 42-Hour Podcast</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122471#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can prove my record, Ricky Gervais!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122471#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-21.mp3" length="66619520" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>329: Homewrecker</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122205#</link>
<description><![CDATA["No, I don't wanna be in your football thing! Now it's weird, isn't it? Now I'm the asshole!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=122205#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-18.mp3" length="110325888" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>328: Gross Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121053#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not the one handing out candy in a shit factory!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=121053#</guid>
<author>Info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-17.mp3" length="67956864" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>327: Dummies and Their Dumb Shit</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=120841#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I bet you're not reading this."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=120841#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-16.mp3" length="43743360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>326: Chavs are Bollocks, Innit?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=120492#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When you need to urinate, do it in this or you will die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=120492#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-15.mp3" length="61671552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>325: This is My Job</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119910#</link>
<description><![CDATA["But I haven't punched anybody in the face while they were sleeping, either. You've done a lot of things nobody else has done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119910#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-14.mp3" length="91275392" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>324: The Love of a Parent</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119331#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Cadet, you got a lot of balls to say such filth to me. And yes I have my shirt."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=119331#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-11.mp3" length="72339584" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>323: The Signs are Showing</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118963#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Look how he judges me so harsh."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118963#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-10.mp3" length="57639040" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>322: 4 of Clubs</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118698#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stare at him. Stare at him. Don't help him. Why do you guys help these people out?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118698#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-09.mp3" length="102174848" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>321: Search This</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118081#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Each hour-long episode is podcast from New York and punctuated with several spit-semen-through-your-nose moments of hilarity."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118081#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-08.mp3" length="50311296" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>320: Use a Condom</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117888#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm aborting the baby."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Aug 2006 22:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117888#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-07.mp3" length="59512960" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>319: Two and a Half Apologies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117086#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're being used, and you know it. That's the saddest thing. You know it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=117086#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-04.mp3" length="58310784" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>318: Lost in Translation</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116830#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;What's a gayfer?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116830#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-03.mp3" length="65273856" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>317: The Jay Thomas Interview</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116419#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're a goddamn podcast for 15 fuckin' minutes and you come on tellin' me what to do after 30 years of nonstop fuckin' whatever nonstop I been doin'!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116419#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-02.mp3" length="50925696" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>316: Sweet PotatoE</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116089#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Effing Jews."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116089#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-08-01.mp3" length="62095488" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>315: Dopey Relationships</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=115663#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Today Bush addressed the NAACP and gave a speech to an entire audience of black people. At least that's what I'm told. I don't see color."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Aug 2006 02:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=115663#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-31.mp3" length="51456128" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>314: Fancy Pants</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=114745#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Lemme tell you something Adam Curry: You better tell your boy to shut the fuck up. 'Cause he's making you guys look ridiculous."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=114745#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-28.mp3" length="92151936" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>313: Too Little, Too Late</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=114101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Will you stop interrupting me? It drives me crazy when I listen to the show and I hear you interrupt me. Left and fucking right!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=114101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-26.mp3" length="70422656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>312: In Heat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=113772#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have never been so utterly blown away by the sad state of affairs when it comes to podcasters' RSS feeds."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=113772#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-25.mp3" length="82856064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>311: Assed Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=113466#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I just do it on Suck a Dick Wednesday. Bye!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=113466#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-24.mp3" length="70140032" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>310: Leaving Las Vegas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=112449#</link>
<description><![CDATA["America loves shit."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=112449#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-21.mp3" length="41963648" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>309: Viva Las Vegas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=111949#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I liked that. 'Cause you don't get that in Jersey."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=111949#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-19.mp3" length="78936192" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>308: What Happens in Vegas?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=111159#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Can you get premature ejaculation insurance for an extra $50?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=111159#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-17.mp3" length="58810496" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>307: Death Dealers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=110557#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You said you don't care about my country... Now you're saying fuck my grandfather..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=110557#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-14.mp3" length="74063872" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>306: Represent!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=110000#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you having a Keith Klux Klan moment?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=110000#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-13.mp3" length="95068288" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>305: Keeping a Secret</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=109542#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If someone was touching you like that you would never date them."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=109542#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-12.mp3" length="60276864" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>304: Mic Check</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=109014#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm trying to find closure!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=109014#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-10.mp3" length="39286912" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>303: Uncle Miltie</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=108407#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I sat in my own shit for 45 minutes. It's so good!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=108407#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2006-07-07.mp3" length="44677248" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>302: Father Malley</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=107808#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't need to tell them about the leprechauns. That can be our story."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>301: Beat the Band</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=107624#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Somerset, Pennsylvania: You anger me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>300: LIVE AUDIENCE!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=107619#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/300]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jul 2006 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>299: Burger Lickin'</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=105794#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Look at the anger in her face. Look at Keith like that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>298: Complaining About Nothing</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=105339#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not ready for the advanced course, baby. That's all."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>297: Bad Advice</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=105121#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We wanted to thank you for helping us find the solution to a particularly frustrating issue. Smiley face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>296: Advanced Racism</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=104644#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why in God's name wouldn't you respond to those e-mails?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGi