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<title>Keith and The Girl</title>
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<description>Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com</description>
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<itunes:summary>Keith and his girlfriend talk shit.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:name>Keith Malley and Chemda</itunes:name>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>725: Death or Destruction</title>
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<description><![CDATA["To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>724: Brother Love's Mother</title>
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<description><![CDATA["He smirked at you, then came on your wife."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>723: Shenanigans</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>722: Kill the Noise</title>
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<description><![CDATA["But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>721: Iron Woman</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;I smelled my ass-pants after just to see.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>720: Lie in It</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>719: Diff'rent Strokes</title>
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<description><![CDATA["It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>718: KATG Heals</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334681#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Put your hand in my wound thing!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>717: It's Not a Fight</title>
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<description><![CDATA["You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>716: Derby!!!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333924#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Look at you: Full-On Country!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>715: Our Own Fans</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>714: Kink</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332510#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>713: Quitter</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332137#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm just addicted to broken people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>712: Once a Year</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is on the air? We got this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>711: Jesse's Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331347#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>710: Know-It-Alls</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>709: Cavemen and The Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>708: Drama Queen</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me tell you all the secrets I know!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>707: Bonus!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327435#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I like it when I win rape scenarios." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>706: Come Correct</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're gonna get a shitload of prayers comin' your way, buddy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>705: Respect</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</link>
<description><![CDATA["People. Aren't. Nice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>704: Making a Difference</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're a fuckin' idiot, and try to talk less at parties."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Apr 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>703: Infighting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Don't be a bitch! I'm sensitive!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 05:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>702: Office Humor</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>701: Southern Hospitality</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;The advice you've given me has led to a bigger problem.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Apr 2008 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>700: Keith's Aspie Test</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We are now gonna see if I am an Asperger.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>699: WrestleMania XXIV</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Picture the power of this midget, but with brass knuckles!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>698: Deconstructing McNally</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322708#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Seriously, why do you hate me so much?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>697: 70/30</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322124#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keep doing your show, assholes. Your life is getting ruined."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>696: Pure Evil</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I hate my dad, and I couldn't take it anymore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>695: Misspoken</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm a street nigga. You'll see me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-25.mp3" length="71887851" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>694: Go Directly to Jail</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The cake is not a lie."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-24.mp3" length="91360987" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>693: Holidays for Everyone</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have heart. I got the broomstick now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-20.mp3" length="66988533" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>692: Kids are Dumb</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Laugh. It only helps me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-19.mp3" length="47706404" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>691: Perspective</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm spending $300 tonight, and I'm drunk, and my liver's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-18.mp3" length="102525510" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>690: Know Your Enema</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why's everybody coming to me for their enemas anyway?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-17.mp3" length="62340409" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>689: Good Answer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't be offended if you're the one giving the speech and it's Hooker Time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-14.mp3" length="106902799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>688: Confessions</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was also dark, and you got pushed down by a ho."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-13.mp3" length="142374966" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>687: Don't Call Me Fat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-12.mp3" length="59796709" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>686: That One Percent</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just say my time's not fuckin' important with my fake job and fake kids?! Who the fuck are you?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-11.mp3" length="128709820" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>685: Fall from Grace</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Some of these adults have mentioned things to me that I feel obligated to address, for if they are true as they were described to me, I have lost a son."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-10.mp3" length="111225333" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>684: Three Years Down</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got a gun. Happy anniversary to me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-07.mp3" length="89697219" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>683: Class Action</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He's definitely a little delusional."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-06.mp3" length="78460259" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>682: Jamie Hunting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I might be kind of a nightmare to date."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-05.mp3" length="63355585" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>681: Professionalism</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you keeping a secret that could break you two up?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-04.mp3" length="66071531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>680: When to Say When</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's incredibly hard to find a chick who isn't a just great big retarded whore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-03.mp3" length="81762554" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>679: Keith's Glamourous Life</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the only person who likes you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-29.mp3" length="85941728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>678: Fighting Fair</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The problem wasn't so much the raping..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-28.mp3" length="75975491" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>677: Break Time</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-27.mp3" length="87302185" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>676: Blow Me</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know it's gonna get worse, right?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-26.mp3" length="76255106" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>675: And the Winner Isn't...</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're gonna make me cry! Take this!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-25.mp3" length="61890267" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>674: Restaurant Exaggerators</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-22.mp3" length="71217026" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>673: The Moment of Truth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-21.mp3" length="74284429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>672: Garson</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-20.mp3" length="67739606" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>671: Be Nervous</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have my phone number! You coulda called me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-19.mp3" length="78787522" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>670: The Helpies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know you didn't want to get into this..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-15.mp3" length="87320112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>669: Nigger</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet.&quot; ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-14.mp3" length="78275521" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>668: Bad Information</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-13.mp3" length="62834019" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>667: Bugger!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-12.mp3" length="82809124" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>666: Games</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-11.mp3" length="81946456" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>665: Learn to Swim</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-08.mp3" length="71741147" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>664: Inappropriate Behavior</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I would not come back for a second punch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-07.mp3" length="84261242" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>663: Family Portrait</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-06.mp3" length="68359857" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>662: Don't Eat the Cake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you even listening to your inner monologue?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>661: Play to Win</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-04.mp3" length="106446388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>660: Who Let the Dogs Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-01.mp3" length="68764570" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>659: Harry Pooter</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-31.mp3" length="67684435" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>658: KKKanada</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you. You die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-30.mp3" length="89434195" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>657: The Schemes of Things</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Have you ever tried or thought about killing somebody else?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-29.mp3" length="118754868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>656: The Great Debaters</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I told her about the show and gave her a sticker, not ever thinking it would go this far."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-28.mp3" length="69117199" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>655: Psychic Duo</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think Keith is hiding pain?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-23.mp3" length="98676945" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>654: New Territory</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why don't you think about that for awhile?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-22.mp3" length="95334943" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>653: Psycho Analysis</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Shut the fuck up, and stop being a little bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-18.mp3" length="64656321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>652: The Boss' Wife</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Death or drugs? Just tell me that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-17.mp3" length="77963433" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>651: KATG The Musical</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-16.mp3" length="65709557" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>650: Truth to Tell</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-15.mp3" length="68989432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>649: Dead Funny</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-14.mp3" length="121583584" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>648: Next Case</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-11.mp3" length="94957944" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>647: The Influenced</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is that going in the documentary? Put that in there. That's a good one."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-10.mp3" length="83634593" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>646: Girl Power</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop. Sit down. Write your own joke."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-09.mp3" length="61068628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>645: Tricks of the Trade</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's not okay until I see him cry!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-08.mp3" length="56586866" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>644: West Coast Pussies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I just did that in front of all them?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-07.mp3" length="203022921" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>643: Visitation Rights</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We felt so bad that we fucked up. Everybody wants to die.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-04.mp3" length="101331528" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-21.mp3" length="59599227" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-20.mp3" length="79594813" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-19.mp3" length="66815710" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-18.mp3" length="66464752" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-17.mp3" length="60890807" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-16.mp3" length="61135014" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-15.mp3" length="66606965" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-14.mp3" length="75607064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290172#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290172#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-13.mp3" length="62668429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>642: Chemda Said Knock You Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290131#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can burn in Hell, bitch!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290131#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-21.mp3" length="100374945" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>641: Jeremymas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289643#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's almost like being bisexual."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289643#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-20.mp3" length="121176774" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>640: Sigh</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're an asshole, Keith. This is the most asshole move that you make. You're really an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-12-19.mp3" length="126756947" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>639: Eurotrash</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=288980#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You learn to get aggressive really quickly in Europe or else you die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>638: Spring Cleaning</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287717#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just make cancer sexy?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>637: Right and Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You will not figure this man out until you drink with him at least ten times."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>636: Traditions Part 2</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Cause they were black. You can say they were black."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>635: Traditions Part 1</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You dumbed down my dick."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>634: A New York Christmas</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're too horny to google Keith and The Girl."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>633: Rules of the Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Leeroy, why do you always gotta do that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>632: Friends Till The End</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;All the more reason to bring back corporal punishment.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>631: Bad Angles</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have MS, and yes, I'm an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>630: The Greats</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're all on my side, ya douche!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>629: My Favorite Mistake</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm trying not to be scared of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>628: Keith's Birthday</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>627: Holiday Cheer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't start these! Ever!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>626: Back to Work</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me hold your wallet while I dance for you. It'll be nicer."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-28.mp3" length="67347393" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>625: Thinking Out Loud</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You never wanted to just stomp a baby?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-27.mp3" length="77790939" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>624: Douchebag Necessities</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-26.mp3" length="82096337" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>623: A KATG Outing</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-21.mp3" length="75923915" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>622: Hog Hunting</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</link>
<description><![CDATA["All you're doing is sending her home to cry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-20.mp3" length="84745362" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>621: Bros Before Hos</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Do you wanna talk about buttplay?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-19.mp3" length="128678851" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>620: Sexpectations</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hello. You're dead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-16.mp3" length="109335572" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>619: Foreign Affairs</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hey, fuck you assholes, it's time for Armchair Kid Nation!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-15.mp3" length="101938531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>618: You're Fired!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-14.mp3" length="64364418" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>617: Bear and The Girl</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's go time, Lord."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-13.mp3" length="104593825" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>616: Castrating Spooky</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Words hurt N-words."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-09.mp3" length="137678221" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>615: Professional Journalism</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I let people call me Dog for my life. You think I'm swift, Larry?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-08.mp3" length="102003314" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>614: Reverend Lawrence Florman</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We switched to gin, Dad and I."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 04:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-07.mp3" length="84929682" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>613: Fakers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't call him a pussy. He came to shit, he shat, he's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-06.mp3" length="73640186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>612: Stupid Americans</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I bet if you were my boyfriend you'd help me all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-05.mp3" length="99407788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>611: A Taste of Hate</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wish my audience was robots. That's the irony."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-02.mp3" length="80878403" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>610: Doggin' the Competition</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273715#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273715#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-01.mp3" length="72492598" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>609: Dum Dums</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Oh no, people are wiping my ass. That's horrendous.' I think I've earned it! 'Start wipin'.'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-31.mp3" length="60213665" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>608: On the Road Again</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pick a fuckin' side, women!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-30.mp3" length="99516875" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>607: Upper East Side</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Live Free or Die. And you guys chose die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-29.mp3" length="65437029" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>606: B.J. and the Beer</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me what I'm supposed to feel, Keith."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-25.mp3" length="102070188" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>605: Picking Sides</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did feel like when I ate it it was made with a hard-on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-24.mp3" length="52004239" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>604: Fat Enabler</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You said you weren't gonna go there, and you did.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-23.mp3" length="64735276" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>603: Reunited</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The sincerity of your shit is amazing."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-22.mp3" length="137823670" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>602: Pulling Out</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-19.mp3" length="82151424" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>601: As Bitch is to Cunt</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Member when crazy made sense?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-18.mp3" length="130412544" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>600: Jesse Joyce</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I got ten days to give a fuck.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-17.mp3" length="60089950" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>599: Power Position</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</link>
<description><![CDATA["So he's watching you jerk off."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-16.mp3" length="80285696" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>598: The Dissing Game</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How do you get into someone's butthole like that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-15.mp3" length="62279680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>597: Everything for Dummies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You want to eat his asshole; now you're on the side of guns."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-12.mp3" length="78426112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>596: Kids Talk</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I ride a long bus, and my shit stinks!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-11.mp3" length="88753540" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>595: How to Make It</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Finally a Canadian I hate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-10.mp3" length="55791616" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>594: Everyone Poops</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I shit my pants out of choice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-09.mp3" length="87700695" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>593: Parental Guidance</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We say that to our ladies and horses."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-05.mp3" length="72059010" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>592: God Opens a Window</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-04.mp3" length="71977132" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>591: A Hero's Departure</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You don't even have to kill people to make a difference.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-03.mp3" length="68984960" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>590: Emotional Wreck</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262470#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You beat your horse gay!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262470#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-02.mp3" length="69263360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>589: A Hero's Return</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262003#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I learned it's fun to let other people learn.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Oct 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262003#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-01.mp3" length="81577625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>588: We Win!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=261106#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tonight we settle all family fuckin' debts"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=261106#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-28.mp3" length="57473024" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>587: In Country</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260509#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're gonna analyze the video and find out who farted and fire them."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260509#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-27.mp3" length="77074432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>586: License to Drive</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260298#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your son has autism. And only your beautiful tits can save him."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=260298#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-26.mp3" length="67320239" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>585: Nerd Holocaust</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259952#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We are no longer friends."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259952#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-25.mp3" length="100308992" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>584: Backstage</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259432#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm very logical. I'm scientific. I will break you down. I'm mathematical."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=259432#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-24.mp3" length="63967796" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>583: Shit Talking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=258722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I messed up. I didn't slash the."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=258722#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-21.mp3" length="56262656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>582: Playing Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257973#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'd date the shit outta you, Patrice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257973#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-20.mp3" length="100427988" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>581: Rock of Love?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257735#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think after Chemda and I break up the show can still work?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257735#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-19.mp3" length="72587363" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>580: :-)</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257231#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do we have to be naked?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=257231#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-18.mp3" length="54589440" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>579: Knowledge is Power</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256979#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I gotta say, between your mouth and your hairy bush...&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256979#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-17.mp3" length="91615356" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>578: The Gun Show</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256234#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A handicap ain't got nothin' on me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=256234#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-14.mp3" length="80365935" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>577: Crybabies</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255706#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255706#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-13.mp3" length="101289984" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>576: Dinner Conversation</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255294#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Brother Love, why did you tell her? It was supposed to be a secret."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255294#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-12.mp3" length="59613184" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>575: The End of the World</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255047#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's no such thing as in a good way with a hippie."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=255047#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-11.mp3" length="70307799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>574: The Shitbox</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254714#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's radio shows all over the fuckin' dial. Who gives a shit?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254714#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>573: Imagine</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254119#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is it a hard thing for you guys to bring your own chair? BYOC."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254119#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>572: Keith's New Job</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=253294#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He made me into his balls."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=253294#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-06.mp3" length="95028349" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>571: Trust Issues</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252747#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Every time I said, 'show me titties,' I saw titties."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252747#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-05.mp3" length="66646041" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>570: The Con</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252467#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;What came first: the bully or the nerd?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252467#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-09-04.mp3" length="72581120" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 569: Live in Atlanta</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254709#</link>
<description><![CDATA[www.KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Sep 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=254709#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-31.mp3" length="1563639" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>568: Monster-in-Law</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250565#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Who says that? I think the Devil says that. I think that's the only person that says that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250565#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-30.mp3" length="94788148" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>567: Abuse</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250484#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250484#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-29.mp3" length="61244916" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>566: God's Will</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250250#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I'll tell you this: It will not be podsafe."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=250250#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-28.mp3" length="73037877" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>565: Challenge!</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249795#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you a retard, or am I an asshole?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249795#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-27.mp3" length="87034623" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>564: Lovers, Fighters</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249114#</link>
<description><![CDATA["That's why this and my brother should both be in jail."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=249114#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-24.mp3" length="61430340" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>563: When White is Wrong</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248853#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She looks like sucky sucky dollar."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248853#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-23.mp3" length="99375104" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>562: F-MOS</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248370#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me feel single in this porta potty."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=248370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-22.mp3" length="76651526" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>561: Another Friend Lost?</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247984#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And then we got naked and put something in me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247984#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-21.mp3" length="59793186" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>560: Reverse Snobbery</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247551#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'I can't believe you shared this.' Well you shouldn't have done it!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=247551#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-20.mp3" length="79368192" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>559: Clean and Sober</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246366#</link>
<description><![CDATA["On bringing uh... uh... liquid refreshment: no liquor, no wine, no beer in any form."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246366#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-17.mp3" length="62839342" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>558: The Price is Right</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246205#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I see what you're doing, Keith. Don't do it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=246205#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-16.mp3" length="81973018" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>557: Locked Up</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245686#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Jail did not tame you, and I like to see that!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245686#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-15.mp3" length="65732364" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>556: The Heat is On</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245369#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why would I go into a situation where I'm kind of surprised I wasn't arrested?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245369#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-14.mp3" length="61327360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>555: Eat My Class</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245007#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And these people are watching you on your knees?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=245007#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-13.mp3" length="71075982" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>554: Public Indecency</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=244109#</link>
<description><![CDATA["People don't understand my trials!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=244109#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-10.mp3" length="59232256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>553: Behavior Analysis</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your marshmallow fat fuck is getting too big! Calm down!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243722#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-09.mp3" length="58210304" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>552: Eau de Whore</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243461#</link>
<description><![CDATA["She's jerking you off with her shin?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243461#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-08.mp3" length="100230283" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>551: Talking to Strangers</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243164#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The maggots eat away the diseases and your penis."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=243164#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-07.mp3" length="78326756" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>550: Survivors</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242693#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's like Keith and I went to like a marriage counseling weekend."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242693#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-06.mp3" length="59166681" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>549: Whore Etiquette</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241764#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not a whore, you bastard!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 19:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241764#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-03.mp3" length="60036394" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>548: Dumb Mouth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241628#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Ain't nobody in this room Voldemort. Own it." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241628#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-02.mp3" length="63495444" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>547: Kill Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241300#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Alright this is it. Parked my car. I wish everyone who ever was nice to me well. See you in the next life.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-08-01.mp3" length="46268133" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>546: Crazy Mike</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240854#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Admit to yourself you're powerless."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240854#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-31.mp3" length="65922519" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>545: Dead Zone</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240475#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Doesn't everybody understand that Keith is sensitive?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=240475#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-30.mp3" length="55238656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>544: Team Drunk Ottawa</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239780#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You just picture 'em walkin' around that whole country like dummies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239780#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-27.mp3" length="64174688" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>543: Manic-Depressive</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239373#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tyrone pissed in the bed last night."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239373#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-26.mp3" length="112116632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>542: The Simpsons Movie</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239370#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Aughh, I don't want that bony hug."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239370#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-25.mp3" length="54686115" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>541: I'm Adorable</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=238467#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Great news for members of PodShow."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>540: Lateral Thinking</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237916#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I swear to God if I see you guys make out again..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>539: What Smart People Do</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237473#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Everybody caught a case of ninth grade."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>538: Pull Over</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237472#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Rhian, did I kiss you?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237472#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>537: How Canada Cheated</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237471#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Not a nicer fuckin' country."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237471#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Show 536: Live in Canada</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239861#</link>
<description><![CDATA[KATG.com/live]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=239861#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-15.mp3" length="757412" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>535: Rellek in the City</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237470#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody was thinking about you, Keith Malley."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>534: Rellek's Itinerary</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237469#</link>
<description><![CDATA["There's just nothing nice that come out of these fuckin' throats."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237469#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-11.mp3" length="63452453" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>533: Rellek's Mom</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237468#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wasn't walking around like an ape throwing shit, was I?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237468#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-10.mp3" length="48612366" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>532: Rellek at The Strip Club</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237467#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Behave! Behave, Matthew!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237467#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-09.mp3" length="55804983" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>531: Rellek's Coming</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237464#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I'm the classiest bitch of upstate New York then that's fuckin' sad."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237464#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-06.mp3" length="56443701" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>530: Gas, Games and Glory</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237460#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Take out your dictionary, get your wine, and buttfuck each other."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jul 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237460#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>529: The Itch</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237457#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pussy has an amazing way of changing your point of view."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237457#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-03.mp3" length="62979285" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>528: Movie Monday</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237462#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You were gonna kill yourself if I didn't take you back. What was going through your head?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237462#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-07-02.mp3" length="89440256" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>527: Off to Market</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242324#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You had me balls deep, but God forbid I touched your hair.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=242324#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-29.mp3" length="78266368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>526: Hurt</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237453#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Whatever she got is stronger than herpes."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237453#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-28.mp3" length="109578770" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>525: Cages and Rats</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237452#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Suck my dick' means you may suck my dick at best."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237452#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-27.mp3" length="63216686" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>524: Doing it to Yourself</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237450#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't think anything is too far."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237450#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-26.mp3" length="74938368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>523: Potty Mouth</title>
<link>http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237448#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a doublewide, baby."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://shitecom.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=237448#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-06-22.mp3" length="75452416" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:autho