Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I know you won't eat me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"I will drink all the shit out of my butt."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:30 PM

"Are you a whore?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-27.mp3
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"I like him a lot. This hurts me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Whose penis is that?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

100 for 30: Victor Varnado
Direct download: KATGtv27.m4v
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"I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-15.mp3
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"You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM

"I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-13.mp3
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"I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-07.mp3
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"You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM

"Nobody's leaving this alive."
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I'm gonna fight this guy!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-10-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold
Direct download: KATGtv26.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"Have a sense of humor, Shithead."
Direct download: KATG-2009-09-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM