"Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house."

"You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all."

"Act like a man! Cum like a man!"

"Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?"

"Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!"

100 for 30: Myq Kaplan

"I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!"

"Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time."

"Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. Also you're a whore I met on 18th street."

"I do have to say something though about the new intern. This is gonna hurt feelings."

100 for 30: Ray DeVito

"Which brings me to my next question: Will you get totally nude for $130? That would be pretty wild. Wild and affordable."

"You're a shit-box. How can I be clearer?"

"I was nuts, and I was an asshole."

"I do like to get hurt."

"Ever wake up with your foot in the toilet?"

"I'm gonna fuck way more cancer patients than you before the year is over."

"You both deserved each other! I'm glad you made each other's lives Hell!"

"Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave."

"Only assholes get MS."

"I'm about to beep all over myself."

"It feels like they're stealing my farts."

"I really don't know if I have something in my ass or not."

Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper

"I'm not the same guy I was a year ago."