Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"You apparently have never been ninja-fucked."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"I will not let a shit-head offend me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM

"This is a drunk sudden movement venue."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 1:00 PM

"I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"I've had an olive in my ass."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"I'm very in touch with Me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I lost my shit."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"Now I'm about to violate your trust."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Don't Palin Me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM

"It was the beginning of the end."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:00 AM

"Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Let's get a few things straight."
Direct download: KATG-2009-07-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM