Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"One boring fucking day at a time..."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"All my friends are lying to me!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"It was too soon when you touched my children!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-25.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM

"Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-24.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"For those of you who no longer wish to honor who I am and what I do, I truly wish you death."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"Your backyard is where I vacation! How ya like that?!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"She vaginad her way into the position."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-18.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:30 PM

"I wanna fuck a girl who I put it in her ass and she doesn't even turn around to see who it is."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:30 PM

"I think we might owe you an apology, actually."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM

"Let's get back to the story: He tells me to cum on his face..."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Time to go out raping, I guess."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"I'm the kid you jerked off, you fuckin' son of a bitch."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"This isn't a town that says, 'Keep the change.'"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-11.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:30 PM

"Kiss my dick, Spooky!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"Everything looks sexy. She has no control."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"It's not a very nice show."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:30 PM

"It ain't no note-takin' faggot baa! It's a drinkin' baa!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"We are a team! You hate who I hate!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-04.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"Sometimes you gotta put your penis places."
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"It's like I'm fuckin' me!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-06-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM