"Don't go to the dildo store when you're horny."

"Don't pull me into this."

"My life would be over if I was allowed to say whatever I could say."

"It's never good to throw things at gang members."

"Two thumbs down, and two middle fingers up."

"Do you understand how sad this is, ladies?"

"Go home, and quit touching each other."

"I partied even crazier the next night to the point where like my knees are like bloody-colored and bruises and..."

"That is when your and F-MOS' advice came to mind. She was suddenly feeling doubts, so I just whipped my dick out."

"I'm the undisputed all-time champion comedy king comedy!"

"I happen to be the crossover nigger of America."

"Tell me what level of a scumbag I am."

"I can't explain my disease."

"I think you were high on whiskey."

"When you're aware of the world, it makes your heart cry."

"Are you gonna swear again, you stupid bitch?"

"What the fuck are y'all laughin' at, man?"

"You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!"

"Keith, I'm gay, and that's my brother I'm trying to fuck."

"Shit talkers don't get to decide when the shit talking ends."

"You have no sense."