"I will not be a victim!"

"He looks at me and goes - and I quote: 'What have you done lately?'"

"Who's to say we don't want to just show our tits and need a good excuse?"

"Nothing's ever sick enough for the Asians."

"He's not gonna try something. I'll punch him in the mouth."

"Let's just say I've been kind of a mess lately."

"You've made a very big mistake."

"Pen in your eye!"

"You know you're gonna get a lot of shit for this, right?"

"I get it; you got AIDS. Let's play some music."

"It's not like I never had ass sex before. Let's be clear and honest."

"I've got twenty dollars if you're bored and wanna kill anyone."

"You go to KeithandTheGirl.com right now: there is video where something shitty is going on. And maybe literally."

"That is gonna be just a horrible day when you figure shit out."

"Every time I act, this guy's pointing a fucking camera at me!"

"Let's see if Patrice is an idiot."

"I'm gonna kick your ass!"

"You got something to say to this prick?!"

"Now you can check asshole without you turning into an animal yourself!"