Fri, 30 January 2009 "I knew I was onto something. Who do I sue?" |
Thu, 29 January 2009 "What are you most disappointed in her about?" |
Wed, 28 January 2009 "I truly apologize for anything and everything. I am the only one at fault here." |
Tue, 27 January 2009 "I think you're a dildo, and not the kind I want in my vagina. I wasn't staring at you, you self-conscious douche." |
Mon, 26 January 2009 "I really want you to just bang a chair over her face." |
Fri, 23 January 2009 "If you're lookin' for asshole, you're gonna find asshole." |
Wed, 21 January 2009 "You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick." |
Tue, 20 January 2009 "Thank you for helping me be a better person." |
Fri, 16 January 2009 "The challenge is basically to prove Keith wrong." |
Thu, 15 January 2009 "You're being a little bitch 'cause you're not looking at me." |
Wed, 14 January 2009 "I like women the same way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee." |
Tue, 13 January 2009 "Someone starts blowing me, and I don't know who it is." |
Mon, 12 January 2009 "Oh my God! You too, Adam?!" |
Fri, 9 January 2009 "I got your medicine..." |
Thu, 8 January 2009 "Good morning, mother fucker." |
Wed, 7 January 2009 "Their own god can't even milk itself." |
Tue, 6 January 2009 "Are you friends with Bill?" |
Tue, 6 January 2009 "Don't masturbate hard; masturbate smart." |
Mon, 5 January 2009 "I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job." |
