Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"I knew I was onto something. Who do I sue?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"What are you most disappointed in her about?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"I truly apologize for anything and everything. I am the only one at fault here."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"I think you're a dildo, and not the kind I want in my vagina. I wasn't staring at you, you self-conscious douche."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"I really want you to just bang a chair over her face."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"If you're lookin' for asshole, you're gonna find asshole."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"Thank you for helping me be a better person."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:00 PM

"The challenge is basically to prove Keith wrong."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"You're being a little bitch 'cause you're not looking at me."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:30 PM

"I like women the same way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"Someone starts blowing me, and I don't know who it is."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:30 PM

"Oh my God! You too, Adam?!"
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"I got your medicine..."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Good morning, mother fucker."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"Their own god can't even milk itself."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"Are you friends with Bill?"
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-06-2.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 PM

"Don't masturbate hard; masturbate smart."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-06-1.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job."
Direct download: KATG-2009-01-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM