"Do we need to stop this?"

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I bet I could beat the ever-livin' shit out of you."

"I cannot guarantee reliability, sobriety or even coherentness."

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"Your vagina's eatin' my dick."

"Oh my God, do you want babies?"

"I was in my own glass thing. So I couldn't get out of the box. And the box kept pushin' me - maybe 'cause I'm flyin' through space like that..."

"If we fought, I would not be surprised."

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"You'll say it like it is. What do you think of Israel?"

"Name one good day as a couple that we've had together."

"Raise your pizzas."

"He's come a long way from when he was eating shit in the bathroom."

"Send out your signals: Don't fuck around the Malleys' house."