"I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do."

"Fuck you, God. There, I said it."

"You're dead. I'm gonna kill you."

"I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive."

"Tell me the bad things about me."

"I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily."

"We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers."

"Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you?

"Welcome to the club. See you in Hell."

"How sad your life is, Keith... to not know love..."

"You think Mevio keeps their tents? I doubt it."

"This is a human being? Well I gotta look that word up. 'Cause I don't think it is."

"If you think you've heard Chemda on 11; no you haven't. You've heard her on 3. That's all you ever heard her on."

"Fuck you, England. I didn't forget."

"You don't even know where you are, Big Boy."

"You can't make somebody happy."