Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Nobody's tricking me anymore."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"The Seven Year Itch is comin'..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-25.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:45 PM

"Why do we need to give everybody a chance?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-24.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:30 PM

"You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:30 PM

"This was a horrible thing I did."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM

"Dick... tasted like sprinkles."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-18.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 AM

"You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"We just want to be in Guinness."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:30 PM

"If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I want a baby."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-04.mp3
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"I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-03.mp3
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"Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face."
Direct download: KATG-2008-06-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:30 PM

A highlight reel of 14-year-old KATG Internet Sensation Bruno G
Direct download: KATGtv-2008-06-02.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM