Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-30.mp3
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"Do we want to place a bet?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-29.mp3
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"If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-28.mp3
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"You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-27.mp3
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"If we were in jail, your mouth would be first."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-23.mp3
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"I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-22.mp3
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"You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-21.mp3
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"Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-20.mp3
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"You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-16.mp3
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"You smell like rent."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-15.mp3
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"What the fuck is your problem, man?!"
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-14.mp3
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"I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-13.mp3
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"I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-12.mp3
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"To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-09.mp3
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"He smirked at you, then came on your wife."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-08.mp3
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"I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-07.mp3
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"But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-06.mp3
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"I smelled my ass-pants after just to see."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-05.mp3
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KATG spends time in the Small Country
Direct download: KATGtv-2008-05-05.m4v
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"I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-03.mp3
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"It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together."
Direct download: KATG-2008-05-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"Put your hand in my wound thing!"
Direct download: KATG-2008-04-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM