Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"The problem wasn't so much the raping..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"You know it's gonna get worse, right?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"You're gonna make me cry! Take this!"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-25.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:45 PM

"You have my phone number! You coulda called me!"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"I know you didn't want to get into this..."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM

"You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-11.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 AM

Crazy Mike, Jesse Joyce and a million Last Comic Standing hopefuls
Direct download: KATGtv-2008-02-11.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I would not come back for a second punch."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:30 PM

"And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"Are you even listening to your inner monologue?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-04.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

Heath Ledger talks from the grave
Direct download: KATGtv-2008-02-04.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate."
Direct download: KATG-2008-02-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!"
Direct download: KATG-2008-01-31.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM