Thu, 28 February 2008 "The problem wasn't so much the raping..." |
Wed, 27 February 2008 "And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks." |
Tue, 26 February 2008 "You know it's gonna get worse, right?" |
Mon, 25 February 2008 "You're gonna make me cry! Take this!" |
Fri, 22 February 2008 "Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?" |
Thu, 21 February 2008 "The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?" |
Wed, 20 February 2008 "You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?" |
Tue, 19 February 2008 "You have my phone number! You coulda called me!" |
Fri, 15 February 2008 "I know you didn't want to get into this..." |
Thu, 14 February 2008 "Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet." |
Wed, 13 February 2008 "Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him." |
Tue, 12 February 2008 "I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street." |
Mon, 11 February 2008 "You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it." |
Mon, 11 February 2008 Crazy Mike, Jesse Joyce and a million Last Comic Standing hopefuls |
Fri, 8 February 2008 "When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?" |
Thu, 7 February 2008 "I would not come back for a second punch." |
Wed, 6 February 2008 "And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up." |
Tue, 5 February 2008 "Are you even listening to your inner monologue?" |
Mon, 4 February 2008 "Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?" |
Mon, 4 February 2008 Heath Ledger talks from the grave |
Fri, 1 February 2008 "If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate." |
Thu, 31 January 2008 "This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!" |
