Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"We don't start these! Ever!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:45 PM

"Let me hold your wallet while I dance for you. It'll be nicer."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:15 PM

"You never wanted to just stomp a baby?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:45 PM

Keith performs his magics
Direct download: KATGtv-2007-11-26.m4v
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"I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-21.mp3
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"All you're doing is sending her home to cry."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"Do you wanna talk about buttplay?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

Chemda's reaction to the world-renowned video 2 Girls 1 Cup
Direct download: KATGtv-2007-11-19.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"Hello. You're dead."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Hey, fuck you assholes, it's time for Armchair Kid Nation!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-14.mp3
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"It's go time, Lord."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:00 PM

Debut episode featuring celebrity guest Heather Mills
Direct download: KATGtv-2007-11-12.m4v
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"Words hurt N-words."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I let people call me Dog for my life. You think I'm swift, Larry?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 PM

"We switched to gin, Dad and I."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:30 PM

"Don't call him a pussy. He came to shit, he shat, he's done."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"I bet if you were my boyfriend you'd help me all the time."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"I wish my audience was robots. That's the irony."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that."
Direct download: KATG-2007-11-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"'Oh no, people are wiping my ass. That's horrendous.' I think I've earned it! 'Start wipin'.'"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-31.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM