Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"Pick a fuckin' side, women!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"Live Free or Die. And you guys chose die."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"Tell me what I'm supposed to feel, Keith."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-25.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:30 PM

"I did feel like when I ate it it was made with a hard-on."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-24.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"You said you weren't gonna go there, and you did."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"The sincerity of your shit is amazing."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM

"I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:30 PM

"'Member when crazy made sense?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-18.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"I got ten days to give a fuck."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"So he's watching you jerk off."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"How do you get into someone's butthole like that?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:45 PM

"You want to eat his asshole; now you're on the side of guns."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I ride a long bus, and my shit stinks!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-11.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"Finally a Canadian I hate."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"I shit my pants out of choice."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"We say that to our ladies and horses."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:30 PM

"There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-04.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"You don't even have to kill people to make a difference."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"You beat your horse gay!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"I learned it's fun to let other people learn."
Direct download: KATG-2007-10-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM