Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"Who says that? I think the Devil says that. I think that's the only person that says that."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-30.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 PM

"Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:30 PM

"And I'll tell you this: It will not be podsafe."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"Are you a retard, or am I an asshole?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:00 PM

"That's why this and my brother should both be in jail."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-24.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"She looks like sucky sucky dollar."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"Let me feel single in this porta potty."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"And then we got naked and put something in me."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"'I can't believe you shared this.' Well you shouldn't have done it!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:45 PM

"On bringing uh... uh... liquid refreshment: no liquor, no wine, no beer in any form."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:15 PM

"I see what you're doing, Keith. Don't do it."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"Jail did not tame you, and I like to see that!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"Why would I go into a situation where I'm kind of surprised I wasn't arrested?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:45 PM

"And these people are watching you on your knees?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:20 PM

"People don't understand my trials!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Your marshmallow fat fuck is getting too big! Calm down!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:30 PM

"She's jerking you off with her shin?"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:30 PM

"The maggots eat away the diseases and your penis."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"It's like Keith and I went to like a marriage counseling weekend."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:45 PM

"I'm not a whore, you bastard!"
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:20 PM

"Ain't nobody in this room Voldemort. Own it."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:30 PM

"Alright this is it. Parked my car. I wish everyone who ever was nice to me well. See you in the next life."
Direct download: KATG-2007-08-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:30 PM

"Admit to yourself you're powerless."
Direct download: KATG-2007-07-31.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:00 PM