"You had me balls deep, but God forbid I touched your hair."

"Whatever she got is stronger than herpes."

"'Suck my dick' means you may suck my dick at best."

"I don't think anything is too far."

"This is a doublewide, baby."

"I'm having trouble hearing you ladies with all that bum dick in your mouth."

"I don't know if you know this, but some women are C U Next TuesdayS."

"All that needs edited out."

"I guess she can just hand us the money and then drop his pants."

"Can I call out the bitch who fuckin' turned me in?"

"You broke out the Keith Malley Asshole Tone."

"Dicks throw me. Constantly."

"Is this the guy's way of sizing us up?"

"I can't help you. You did the Chicken Dance."

"You lose if you're all Cranky Bitchy McBitch."

"Your ovaries will fall out your mouth."

"Well hurry up, I gotta rape you."

"You're goofy and stupid and you're not on my side ever because you're such a dummy dumb and you get high all the time."

"If you think it's cool to spread and encourage this wave of misogyny then best of luck to you."

"Please don't repeat this on the show."

"Don't escalate me. "