"That's what you do when a Dee is right there."

"Can't wait for your spin-off show, Dummy."

"When in doubt I reference my vagina."

"'Where you goin'?' 'To fuck your friend. Good times and bad times...'"

"Anyone who talks to me like that is getting talked to exactly the same way back. So prepare yourself if you want that to be our relationship."

"Sex after anything cures it. Come on."

"And if you don't like that, sir, you can eat out my inner asshole."

"I don't know these clowns."

"Lick my nuts; suck my deep fried balls."

"Another podcast first?"

"You're gonna be performing your face in a pillow."

"I'm supposed to be doing this stuff in private."

"I get upset sometimes. I get upset sometimes..."

"He screwed her up the stage; he screwed her down the stage."

"i was wondering if you would let me interview you two, its for a school project, it wont take long, ill just send you30-40 questions, and you'll send them back to me, with all the answers:D"

"You walk around acting like I can fuck you. That's all you do."

"You've been Phone Snapped!"

"Chemda has what they call emotions."

"We got a special guest: Dumby Dunce that'll just sit here all day."

"Try to make money, and have a nice life. That's all I can tell you. We're all doomed."

"Don't give us shit. Make me earn shit."

69: The Girl On Vicodin (June 8 05) Keith creates a new robot-resistance movement. (7:30 to 9:00) 82: America We Stand As One (June 27 05) Interview with the great Dennis USA Madalone. (2:00 to 32:00) 83: USA All The Way (June 28 05) More HUAR news, including the MapQuest diversion theory. (15:15 to 17:45) Dennis Madalone redux and email responses. (2:00 to 8:45) 81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) More robots in the news. Keep laughing, meat puppets. The Japanese and Hentai porn. (8:30 to 22:30) America We Stand As One by Dennis Madalone