"That's a stupid point though, and you know that."

"This is what ethnics are like. They're just like, 'WAAAH!'"

"We do Internet stuff now."

"I don't have fuckin' time to keep you down. Who the fuck has time to keep your stupid-ass down?"

"It's all in your head. They take like a bucket of nothing and don't dump it on you."

"I'll drink his cat piss for a good pleasant conversation."

"I'll do anything now. I don't give a fuck if I get fired."

"And by the way nothin's real. I made all that up."

"I eat your hate like love grenades."

"It doesn't matter how cool of a chick you are; you don't need a show about your not boyfriend."

"If you were my wife I'd divorce you for sayin' that!"

"Patrice, have you had intercourse?"

"I can't believe I'm here on such an important day."

"KeithandTheGirl.com/donate. We know what all of you did."

"No family supports any of that bullshit."

"...and my grandmother walked in and took the doll away."

"Keith wants to feel normal again. Quick, somebody admit it."

"Life's a big lollipop to mechanics."

"Happy New Year, _______!"

- Segment #1 March 16, 2005 - Episode 8: "Clowning Around" (approx. 00:24 to 25:00) With Andrea: The three swap clowning stories and set the stage for all working malcontents everywhere. - Segment #2 March 21, 2005 - Episode 11: "A Bad Day At Work" (approx. 01:18 to 22:15) Chemda does a clown job in Hell's tenement. - Segment #3 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: "Easter Spectacular - Easter Bunny and The Gay Cruise" (approx. 33:20 to 54:00) K & C go on a gay cruise. - Segment #4 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: "Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype" (approx. 3:50 to 21:25) Keith does a clown job for an Indian family and learns an important lesson about world culture and diversity. No, he doesn't. I'm just fucking with you.