Fri, 29 December 2006 - Segment #1 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: "Shit Doesn't Freeze" (approx. 3:50 to 15:45) With Patrice: Yep, THAT story. Plus, the first KATG discussion of the scourge that is glitter.
- Segment #2 April 27, 2005 - Episode 38: "Click Here, Mom!" (approx. 25:40 to 52:20) Chemda sneaks the parents' car out, Keith shoplifts, crashes into a fence, and tries insurance fraud. Keith tries his hand at deejaying, Chemda laments growing up female in a Jewish household, and more tales of juvenile delinquency.
-Segment #3 April 15, 2005 - Episode 31: "Jingles All The Way" (approx. 23:40 to 34:40) Patrice and Chemda get arrested.
- Segment #4 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: "Shit Doesn't Freeze" (approx. 31:30 to 47:25) With Patrice: Lesbian experimentation, bachelorette parties, strippers, fucked-up party pranks, fightin' and what to do when the police come knocking. |
Thu, 28 December 2006 - Segment #1 April 6, 2005 - Episode 24: "I'll Find You, John Petrie" (approx. 23:00 to 54:00) K & C swap roommate horror stories, including the now infamous Messrs. John DeForest Petrie and One-Eyed Davis. Great drug stories, too. The good old-fashioned rock, indeed.
- Segment #2 April 7, 2005 - Episode 25: "The Relationship Hour" (approx. 21:50 to 44:32) How Keith met Davis, the paradigm shift of ex-roommates and ex-seriosi to "just friends," and more on the origins of our favorite podcasting couple.
- Segment #3 April 21, 2005 - Episode 35: "Retard Rundown" (approx. 9:30 to 25:20) With Patrice: a gossip item about Natasha Lyonne leads into more fun with Ol' One-Eye, state-of-the art apartment trashing and the resulting legal woes, and Chemda & Patrice swap stories on their experiments with artificial joy.
- Segment #4 April 25, 2005 - Episode 37: "School Up In Ya" (approx. 18:40 to 23:05) More fucking with Obi-Wan-Eye Davis. |
Wed, 27 December 2006 - Segment #1 March 30, 2005 - Episode 19: "Baby's First Phone Call" (approx. 17:00 to 41:00) More on stand-up comics, bringer shows, contest scams, and more leading up to the taping of Keith's second CD, "Children's Party Songs."
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Tue, 26 December 2006 - Segment #1 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: "Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype" (approx. 37:55 to 48:45) Surf Reality stories, the nature of drug-inspired performance art, Feminism, the ex-roommates of Chemda, and the desperate measures a comic can take to win back a crowd.
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Mon, 25 December 2006 - Segment #1 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: "Easter Spectacular and the Gay Cruise" (approx. 00:30 to 17:00) Discussion of Keith and Chemda's families, religious upbringings, and eventually breaking away from their respective faiths. They talk about their experiences with each other's houses of worship, and Keith recounts a relationship with a landlord/clergyman that gets a little too close for comfort. - Segment #2 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: "Oy To The Vey" (approx. 26:20 to 35:00) Chemda avenges an injustice by calling an evil party entertainment agency under false pretenses. This leads into a large conversation about Jews and Jewish customs, Keith and Chemda's families, and the pressures of becoming an adult. They call Charlie and José to swap restaurant stories, which devolves into guy-talk: chicks and booze. - Sement #3 April 13, 2005 - Episode 29: "Documentary Do's and Don'ts" (approx. 16:20 to 24:15) Chemda walks in on Keith having some quality time, and they talk about masturbation. - Segment #4 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: "Oy To The Vey" (approx. 56:00 to 1:04:00) Chemda calls Fun Factory again. |
Fri, 22 December 2006 "Fuck you. And you know who you are." |
Thu, 21 December 2006 "By the end it will just be Keith in a room. With a mic and a palm pilot." |
Thu, 21 December 2006 "In 2007: Fuck everybody." |
Wed, 20 December 2006 "This missile brought to you by KATG.com and USAF AMMO." |
Tue, 19 December 2006 "You don't get to be the asshole 'cause you were born that way. We all get to be the asshole." |
Mon, 18 December 2006 "How's that for a break?" |
Fri, 15 December 2006 "'Cause they seem like a couple right now! Girls, are you with me?" |
Thu, 14 December 2006 "God deliberately made us so that when sick shit happens to us when we're young we don't remember." |
Wed, 13 December 2006 "Hate 'em for being the equivalent of me breaking into your house and wiping a strange 12-foot dick across your neck." |
Tue, 12 December 2006 "This is like Keepin' It Real Take 2." |
Mon, 11 December 2006 "Whoa. A lot a fuckin' demands for bein' a heifer, honey." |
Fri, 8 December 2006 "She perks up when she hears the phrase 'tits were workin''." |
Thu, 7 December 2006 "Then you can write it on your Taste Chart how that girl was." |
Wed, 6 December 2006 "Me and every black rapper - are you kidding? You don't know us." |
Tue, 5 December 2006 "Still, I want them to know, it only takes an apology." |
Mon, 4 December 2006 "There's no way to fuckin' win, old man!" |
Fri, 1 December 2006 "Happy birthday; let's break up as an experiment." |
Thu, 30 November 2006 "Just keep readin' your newspaper headlines. It's doin' ya fuckin' wonders." |
