Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"Look at the anger in her face. Look at Keith like that."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:45 PM

"You're not ready for the advanced course, baby. That's all."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:43 PM

"We wanted to thank you for helping us find the solution to a particularly frustrating issue. Smiley face."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Why in God's name wouldn't you respond to those e-mails?"
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-26.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:45 PM

"Don't be sorry, baby, be you!"
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-24.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I have a nervous tick. I jerk off at kids' parties."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"What the fuck are you laughin' at? You do this! News flash: That's what you do."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 1:45 AM

"I am too small of a man to look into the great mind of Brother Love."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-20.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:59 PM

"I hate that women use that as a weapon."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-19.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:00 PM

"I've heard or seen you do some evil shit. I would never wanna be on your bad side."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"New York: Tag. You're it."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:00 PM

"Nobody's allowed to ding this 'cause Brad needs his fuckin' letter told."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:34 PM

"When that epiphany happens then uh... just give us a call back..."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:00 PM

"Everything, I think, is a test."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"The shock, awe and horror on the faces of the audience..."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Seriously though, nobody tell Satan."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-08.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"You were probably drawing with your vagina blood."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"NOOO! NO, I'M NOT UNDER A LOT OF STRESS!"
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Everyone's starting to be a little weird."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"He's wasting 15-year-old piss in a jar?"
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"Seriously though, fuckin' reading books... If I can edit my book without reading it somehow, I would do it."
Direct download: KATG-2006-06-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"We see everything scumbags do!"
Direct download: KATG-2006-05-31.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:16 PM