Fri, 28 April 2006 "I like any story that starts with 'ass' and ends with 'fists'." |
Thu, 27 April 2006 "You just read that it said not to do that!" |
Tue, 25 April 2006 "I think I've explored the limits of my sexuality." |
Tue, 18 April 2006 "I'm gonna be in the movies." |
Mon, 17 April 2006 "You're right, I'm sorry, and help me." |
Thu, 13 April 2006 "'Why your hands orange?' ''Cause I'm happy.'" |
Wed, 12 April 2006 "How do you sleep tonight, Ticket Giver? Huh? Is that what your family thought you'd be doing, Ticket Giver?" |
Mon, 10 April 2006 "I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not good at juggling balls. Chainsaws? Very good." |
Fri, 7 April 2006 "You know what bothers me about gays? They ruined the word 'faggot'." |
Thu, 6 April 2006 "They're all gonna choke you when you get there." |
Wed, 5 April 2006 "The only thing I like better than doin' a crossword is just stompin' on some faggot's balls." |
Tue, 4 April 2006 "Call me a cunt. Put it in my ass. I'm a slut." |
Mon, 3 April 2006 "Whether I misunderstood you or not, we're gonna send you a warning." |
Fri, 31 March 2006 "I'm your guest! Treat me nice!"
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