Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"I like any story that starts with 'ass' and ends with 'fists'."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 12:00 AM

"You just read that it said not to do that!"
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-27.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:17 PM

"I think I've explored the limits of my sexuality."
Direct download: KATG_Fan_Shows.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:07 PM

"I'm gonna be in the movies."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-18.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:13 PM

"You're right, I'm sorry, and help me."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:08 PM

"'Why your hands orange?' ''Cause I'm happy.'"
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-13.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:09 PM

"How do you sleep tonight, Ticket Giver? Huh? Is that what your family thought you'd be doing, Ticket Giver?"
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-12.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not good at juggling balls. Chainsaws? Very good."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"You know what bothers me about gays? They ruined the word 'faggot'."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM

"They're all gonna choke you when you get there."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-06.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 5:13 PM

"The only thing I like better than doin' a crossword is just stompin' on some faggot's balls."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-05.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:00 PM

"Call me a cunt. Put it in my ass. I'm a slut."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-04.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:09 PM

"Whether I misunderstood you or not, we're gonna send you a warning."
Direct download: KATG-2006-04-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:01 PM

"I'm your guest! Treat me nice!"
Direct download: KATG-2006-03-31.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:59 PM