Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
"I can't even explain it. You'll see. You'll see..."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-29.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:00 AM

"Good to talk to you before we all die."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-28.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:42 PM

"Crazy. White. People."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-25.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:00 PM

"All of this. Everything I see in this building is my skill."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-23.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:25 PM

"If you're Batman or you're trying to get blowjobs, you can wear those shirts."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-22.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:00 PM

"Apologies don't last forever, Honey. You got your fuckin' apology."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-21.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:24 PM

"Don't make babies with scalawags."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-17.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 4:15 PM

"That's the thing with lesbians; they got so much goin' for 'em, but they don't fuck dudes."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-16.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 10:09 PM

"Well the robot didn't show up. We're not at Stage 3 of HUAR yet."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-15.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 7:32 PM

"Hey all you assholes, come and listen to us. It's the Keith and The Girl show."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-14.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:00 PM

“In come the real-titted, girls, you know? It’s like we got the lunch bitches.�
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-11.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:40 PM

"It only takes one misunderstanding."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-10.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:36 PM

"I'm lookin' for two stick figures. One of 'em's always drinkin' I guess."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-09.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 6:49 PM

"You know you really have to work hard, and you have to give 'em UH! UH! UH!"
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-07.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 9:57 PM

"No-no, I think you can be a normal person. No-no, let's keep tryin'."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-04.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 11:00 PM

"You were just saying 'what an asshole' so Stephanie can pee in her pants."
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-03.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 3:32 PM

"That wasn't the bet! The bet was: Can I drink on antibiotics? And I won!"
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-02.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 8:10 PM

"So what's your problem with me, Chief?"
Direct download: KATG-2005-11-01.mp3
Category: KATG -- posted at: 2:37 PM