Thu, 29 September 2005 "I can't make up my mind about Dane Cook. So my question is: 'Doug Stanhope; do we like Dane Cook?'" |
Wed, 28 September 2005 "So that's 40 percent of the people thought I was an asshole." |
Tue, 27 September 2005 "You can run back with your dick in your hand and press 'ALL IN'." |
Fri, 23 September 2005 "Thank you for making me understand the definition of beauty." |
Thu, 22 September 2005 "I bet you still gotta use bigger and bigger vibrators until finally you need a jackhammer." |
Wed, 21 September 2005 "I just decided it was bullshit and washed it out of my brain." |
Mon, 19 September 2005 "1 in 4 Africans has AIDS. And there's 5 of them in the tent." |
Fri, 16 September 2005 "Why aren't you drinkin'?" |
Thu, 15 September 2005 "We're broken up. Unless you guys write enough so that we should care." |
Wed, 14 September 2005 "This is the biggest fuckin' thing, these iPods." |
Tue, 13 September 2005 "If we can't kill people for being weirdos, then we have to help them!" |
Mon, 12 September 2005 "Hunt 'em fast; kill 'em slow." |
Fri, 9 September 2005 "Our fans may be good-looking; they're not the best storytellers." |
Thu, 8 September 2005 "I look at Abraham Lincoln in a picture or somethin', first thing I think of is that he's black." |
Wed, 7 September 2005 "This Friday, for the poker game, we're letting in gay people." |
Tue, 6 September 2005 "I'd like a fuckin' wraparound couch, dickhead." |
Mon, 5 September 2005 "The big entertainment of the whole thing: Comedy Hypnosis Show." |
Fri, 2 September 2005 "Hey you're on Keith and The Girl. How much do you weigh?" |
Thu, 1 September 2005 "If you pay your taxes and be-the-fuck-have, you may stay." |
Wed, 31 August 2005 "You're pulling on it! I'm not wearing some kinda new sexy pants, but I gotta keep pulling on my dick!" |
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