Thu, 2 July 2009 "Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?" |
Wed, 1 July 2009 "Let's get a few things straight." |
Tue, 30 June 2009 "If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners." |
Mon, 29 June 2009 "One boring fucking day at a time..." |
Sun, 28 June 2009 "He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition." |
Fri, 26 June 2009 "All my friends are lying to me!" |
Thu, 25 June 2009 "It was too soon when you touched my children!" |
Wed, 24 June 2009 "Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better." |
Tue, 23 June 2009 "I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!" |
Mon, 22 June 2009 "If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded." |
